book one redone - Coldbacon
book one redone - Coldbacon book one redone - Coldbacon
ezchat.html connected: ezChat version 0.54 ColdBacon: come on babies? ColdBacon: i’m her ColdBacon: e ColdBacon: and i’m totally wasted ColdBacon: one person in room ColdBacon: i’m running out of ColdBacon: fuck ColdBacon: parmigiano ColdBacon: hello (saint and joined) saint and: ah, it’s you ColdBacon: what’s that you say? saint and: don’t let me interrupt you talking shit about me ColdBacon: oh i was. saint and: why are you so lucky to be drinking on a friday ColdBacon: at 11 am? ColdBacon: i started at 8 ColdBacon: i’m about to fall over ColdBacon: i drink ColdBacon: and fall over ColdBacon: i’m done saint and: 8! you may have beaten my record ColdBacon: round the outside ColdBacon: i have all my mp3’s with me saint and: what the hell is an mp3 ColdBacon: [parmigiano flying around like cow shrapnel] ColdBacon: somehow keeps finding my mouth ColdBacon: it’s bc I’m a lightweight ColdBacon: lately saint and: not for lack of drinking? ColdBacon: yes ColdBacon: this is only the 2nd time this week ColdBacon: [more shrapnel] saint and: have you ever seen Arrested Development? ColdBacon: communist propaganda 66
ColdBacon: no ColdBacon: doesn’t sound black enough for me ColdBacon: i mean have you seen my home page lately? (pancreatic anonymity logs in but does not enter chat room) ColdBacon: pancreatic twat. she totally just dissed us ColdBacon: she browsed for like 15 mins then left saint and: she’s intimidated ColdBacon: twat saint and: by my beauty ColdBacon: so am i ColdBacon: but you don’t— ColdBacon: i don’t know where I’m going with this (3 minutes later) ColdBacon: shaved chicken saint and: ha saint and: pancreatic = too shy ColdBacon: pancreatic = twat saint and: so you’re drinking all day then? ColdBacon: I’m sleeping in 5 minutes saint and: ok I have to go get some work done saint and: fuck (saint and left) 67
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ColdBacon: no<br />
ColdBacon: doesn’t sound black enough for me<br />
ColdBacon: i mean have you seen my home page lately?<br />
(pancreatic anonymity logs in but does not enter chat room)<br />
ColdBacon: pancreatic twat. she totally just dissed us<br />
ColdBacon: she browsed for like 15 mins then left<br />
saint and: she’s intimidated<br />
ColdBacon: twat<br />
saint and: by my beauty<br />
ColdBacon: so am i<br />
ColdBacon: but you don’t—<br />
ColdBacon: i don’t know where I’m going with this<br />
(3 minutes later)<br />
ColdBacon: shaved chicken<br />
saint and: ha<br />
saint and: pancreatic = too shy<br />
ColdBacon: pancreatic = twat<br />
saint and: so you’re drinking all day then?<br />
ColdBacon: I’m sleeping in 5 minutes<br />
saint and: ok I have to go get some work d<strong>one</strong><br />
saint and: fuck<br />
(saint and left)<br />
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