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petrichor \ peh-trə-kōr \ n [NL, fm. Gk petros, stone + ichor] (1964) 1 : the scent of rain on dry earth a : a pleasant and refreshing scent b : one of the most frequently cited “favourite smells.” c : the third most frequently cited “favourite smell.” 2 : a yellow organic oil which retards seed germination and early plant growth. 3 : a perfume made by collecting petrichor oil and geosmin All attempts to synthesize petrichor in the lab have failed. 74

theendofanera.html You may have noticed the web has pictures. Some have objected. How can the web think of itself as a serious literary medium with so many pictures? Ah, but does an author not paint a picture with his words? Herman Melville made some of the finest sketches of sperm whales known to man. James Joyce drafted blueprints for city planners in Dublin. Not a single detail was lacking, no manhole missing, no soft, brown liver unrewarded for a lifetime of abuse. And J.K. Rowling does bas-relief for the masses. So let the web have its pictures, in particular the little white kitty that pirouettes or the fire hydrant that wiggles. Let’s see your precious “illustrations” do that. Oh, and the mailbox that opens to let in the floating letter. Sensational. Nothing wrong with animated GIF’s. And what about sounds? Perhaps the author (web artist) has carefully chosen some music to enhance the browsing experience. (Children will learn to browse at an early age.) I once saw a mostly photography exhibit by Nic Nicosia. He had lots of quality snaps on the wall, but he also had some looping videos as part of the exhibit. (Contemporary art has been making people think for at least twenty years.) The music leaking from the video installations made for effective (if accidental) soundtracks to the nearby pictures. Even now it’s hard to remember those photographs without remembering that music, or at least the way it made me feel. Later, I had a similar experience at a Viktor Schreckengost exhibit at the Cleveland Museum of Fine Art. The famous Jazz Bowl (which I had never heard of) made so much more sense with Duke Ellington percolating from unseen speakers. Me, the Duke, and that bowl shared something that day, which most people cannot even imagine (unless they click here). So I walked out of the exhibit to find, of all things, one Viktor Schreckengost, age ninety-four, sitting at a table with his daughter. In front of the table was a line of people who had all been waiting—a lot longer than I—to meet him. So I did what any reasonable person would have done: I bought a one-dollar post card of a Jazz Bowl and got in line. When my turn came, I pushed my card in front of him, and politely asked if he would sign it. He signed it. But then, without warning, he looked up at me and smiled, “Did you like the exhibit?” [internal scream sponsored 75

theendofanera.html<br />

You may have noticed the web has pictures. Some have objected. How<br />

can the web think of itself as a serious literary medium with so many<br />

pictures? Ah, but does an author not paint a picture with his words?<br />

Herman Melville made some of the finest sketches of sperm whales<br />

known to man. James Joyce drafted blueprints for city planners in Dublin.<br />

Not a single detail was lacking, no manhole missing, no soft, brown liver<br />

unrewarded for a lifetime of abuse. And J.K. Rowling does bas-relief for<br />

the masses. So let the web have its pictures, in particular the little white<br />

kitty that pirouettes or the fire hydrant that wiggles. Let’s see your<br />

precious “illustrations” do that. Oh, and the mailbox that opens to let in<br />

the floating letter. Sensational. Nothing wrong with animated GIF’s.<br />

And what about sounds? Perhaps the author (web artist) has carefully<br />

chosen some music to enhance the browsing experience. (Children will<br />

learn to browse at an early age.) I once saw a mostly photography exhibit<br />

by Nic Nicosia. He had lots of quality snaps on the wall, but he also had<br />

some looping videos as part of the exhibit. (Contemporary art has been<br />

making people think for at least twenty years.) The music leaking from<br />

the video installations made for effective (if accidental) soundtracks to the<br />

nearby pictures. Even now it’s hard to remember those photographs<br />

without remembering that music, or at least the way it made me feel.<br />

Later, I had a similar experience at a Viktor Schreckengost exhibit at the<br />

Cleveland Museum of Fine Art. The famous Jazz Bowl (which I had<br />

never heard of) made so much more sense with Duke Ellington<br />

percolating from unseen speakers. Me, the Duke, and that bowl shared<br />

something that day, which most people cannot even imagine (unless they<br />

click here).<br />

So I walked out of the exhibit to find, of all things, <strong>one</strong> Viktor<br />

Schreckengost, age ninety-four, sitting at a table with his daughter. In<br />

front of the table was a line of people who had all been waiting—a lot<br />

longer than I—to meet him. So I did what any reasonable person would<br />

have d<strong>one</strong>: I bought a <strong>one</strong>-dollar post card of a Jazz Bowl and got in line.<br />

When my turn came, I pushed my card in front of him, and politely asked<br />

if he would sign it. He signed it. But then, without warning, he looked up<br />

at me and smiled, “Did you like the exhibit?” [internal scream sponsored<br />

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