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movies/dogma.html<br />
Dogma (1999)<br />
This little film defines mediocrity. I only review it because you liked it.<br />
Chris Rock and Jay and Silent Bob are entertaining as usual, but they are<br />
better appreciated in their own context (e.g. Clerks, or in the case of Mr.<br />
Rock, standup comedy). Alan Rickman is always good, but his part is<br />
minimal. Linda Fiorentino is hot, but this isn’t porn, so who cares. Matt<br />
Damon has an abundance of boyish charm, but his screen presence is<br />
consistently marred by Ben Affleck, who cannot even be discussed<br />
seriously as a person, let al<strong>one</strong> an actor.<br />
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