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THAT PAGE IN FRANK<br />
SO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT<br />
MIKE DANTON COMING<br />
TO PLAY HERE AT SMU?<br />
YEAH, I DON’T KNOW IF I LIKE THE<br />
IDEA OF HAVING A CONVICTED<br />
CRIMINAL ON OUR TEAM...<br />
WERE THIS SOME QUOTIDIAN MATTER OF HOUSING OR EMPLOYMENT<br />
THEN PERHAPS SO, BUT AS OUR NATIONAL GAME (BY POPULAR<br />
AFFECTION IF NOT OFFICIAL DESIGNATION), ICE HOCKEY BEARS A<br />
SYMBOLIC WEIGHT NECESSITATING A HIGHER STANDARD OF<br />
CONDUCT AMONG ITS AMBASSADORS TO THE PUBLIC SQUARE.<br />
I’M VERY SORRY MIKE, BUT WE ALL VOTED AND WE’VE DECIDED<br />
LETTING SOMEBODY LIKE YOU ON OUR TEAM MIGHT BE BAD FOR US.<br />
AWW GEE WHIZ FELLAS,<br />
THAT’S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.<br />
I GUESS I WOULDN’T<br />
WANT A ROTTEN JAILBIRD<br />
LIKE ME AROUND EITHER.<br />
28 FEBRUARY 16, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK<br />
PERSONALLY I WORRY<br />
THAT OUR SPORT’S IMAGE<br />
RISKS BEING SULLIED<br />
THROUGH ASSOCIATION<br />
WITH AN INDIVIDUAL OF HIS<br />
UNGENTLEMANLY HISTORY.<br />
BUT DOESN’T THE FACT THAT HE<br />
HAS EXPRESSED CONTRITION<br />
AND SERVED HIS DEBT TO<br />
SOCIETY ENTITLE HIM TO OUR<br />
FORGIVENESS, IN ACCORD WITH<br />
THE CHRISTIAN SPIRIT OF OUR<br />
SCHOOL’S FOUNDERS?<br />
IN SHORT, TO UPHOLD OUR COLLECTIVE MORAL INTEGRITY IT IS<br />
INCUMBENT UPON US TO RIGOROUSLY SHUN ALL QUESTION-<br />
ABLE ELEMENTS THAT MIGHT, IN EITHER FACT OR APPEARANCE,<br />
DIMINISH THIS SPORT’S CHERISHED GOOD NAME AND VIRTUE.<br />
SIGH... I DIDN’T LIKE DOING THAT, BUT THERE’S JUST NO PLACE<br />
FOR HIS NO-GOOD LAWBREAKING KIND AROUND HERE.<br />
I MEAN, YOU REMEMBER<br />
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN<br />
MARTHA STEWART WAS<br />
IN GOAL FOR U OF T--<br />
WHAT THE HECK<br />
WAS THAT?!?<br />
I SUPPOSE<br />
I MUST<br />
CONCUR.<br />
AIYEEEEEEE!!!