Calling Would-be Wordsmiths...
Author: Gill Snelson
Most female golf lavatories have the same poem behind the door for ladies to read while seated. The poem encourages us all not to be tortoises on the course and to keep up with the players in front: leave the trolleys at the back of the green; mark the cards after teeing off; and, if you are slow, please play later in the day. I would prefer a weekly golf joke, a golf rule to test my brain or an indication of the social events coming up. I wonder if there might be a reciprocal poem to peruse abo...