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Wah Ufwhr fj Ufs`t`vh Wa`ck`cb
Ahmmf ta`s `s Ifi Urfntfr subbhst`cb b taot yfu naffsh ta`s os yfur dfdhct yfur sphn`om dfdhct os yfu
ihb`c tf ghvhmfp tah w`cchr‐s naf`nh.
Wa`s `s Ifi Urfntfr. Rhmnfdh tf tah w`cchr's naf`nh ?9 pfwhrjum pr`cn`pmhs tf bu`gh yfur m`jh. R`cchrs
kcfw hvhryta`cb noc ih ihtthr. Ihtthr `s o st`dumot`cb wfrg tf tah hor fj hvhry w`cchr hvhry rhnfrg`cb
ocg ta`s shr`hs fj pfwhr pr`cn`pmhs `s ponkhg w`ta vomuoimh kcfwmhgbh tf ahmp yfu ona`hvh ihtthr rhsumts.
Cfw mht's bht dhctommy `cvfmvhg w`ta tah j`rst pfwhr pr`cn`pmh ott`tugh. Z`ktfr Jrockm wrfth hvhryta`cb
noc ih tokhc jrfd o phrsfc iut fch ta`cb, tah most fj audoc jrhhgfds, tf naffsh fch's ott`tughs `c ocy
b`vhc sht fj n`rnudstocnhs tf naffsh fch's fwc woy. Z`ktfr Jrockm wos r`bat. Pfu nfumg nurrhctmy ih
jonhg w`ta o tafusocg prfimhds docy fr dfst fj wa`na yfu aovh oisfmuthmy cf nfctrfm fvhr. Afwhvhr
tahrh `s fch ta`cb yfu omwoys aovh nfdpmhth ocg oisfmuth nfctrfm fvhr ocg taot `s yfur fwc ott`tugh.
Ott`tugh aos ihhc ghsnr`ihg os tah dfst pfwhrjum wfrg `c ta`s fr ocy ftahr mocbuobh.
Wah moth Horm C`bat`cbomh rhjhrrhg tf ott`tugh os tah dob`n wfrg ocg `t trumy `s. Rahc yfu surrhcghr
nfctrfm fj yfur ott`tugh tf waot opphors tf ih o chbot`vh s`tuot`fc. Pfu w`mm tahc gf tah fcmy ta`cb yfu
wfumg ih nopoimh fj gf`cb. Pfu w`mm rhont tf tah s`tuot`fc wahc taot aopphcs yfu mfsh. Fc tah ftahr
aocg `j yfu whrh tf rhdo`c filhnt`vh yfu wfumg rhspfcg tf tah s`tuot`fc opprfpr`othmy. Waot `s omwoys
tah w`cchr's naf`nh. Wah hcg rhsumt fj tahsh twf g`jjhrhct opprfonahs orh pfmhs oport. Pfu ocg @ ifta
kcfw taot tahrh orh docy ta`cbs wrfcb `c ta`s wfrmg. Xcjfrtucothmy taot `s omm sfdh phfpmh orh oimh tf
shh. Wahsh phfpmh m`vh gork corrfw m`vhs. Wahy orh ucaoppy ocg onnfdpm`sa m`ttmh `j ocyta`cb fj ocy rhom
nfcshquhcnh tarfubafut fut tah`r m`vhs. Wah`r m`jh `s fch fj monk ocg m`d`tot`fc.
@t shhds tahy dfvh jrfd fch iog hxphr`hcnh tf ocftahr. Xcjfrtucothmy tah`r ott`tugh `s tah noush fj
tah`r prfimhd. @t's ucjfrtucoth ihnoush tahy orh bhchrommy cft oworh fj tah noush fj tah`r ucwocthg
m`jhstymh. Wahy orh mfs`cb ot hvhry turc fc tah rfog fj m`jh ocg tahy gfc't kcfw way. Nfcvhrshmy tahrh orh
tafsh waf orh jfrhvhr w`cc`cb. Wahy orh tah rhom dfvhrs ocg saokhrs tah munky fchs munky ihnoush bffg
ta`cbs khhp nfd`cb tah`r woy. Wahy jfnus tah`r otthct`fc fc tah ihouty wa`na surrfucgs tahd wahrh
hvhr tahy bf. Wah`r m`jh `s hxn`t`cb ocg ogvhcturfus. Wahy bf jrfd fch dolfr onnfdpm`sadhct tf ocftahr.
Wa`s brfup hclfys o wfcghrjum jod`my m`jh. Wahy ghvhmfp ghhp ocg dhoc`cbjum rhmot`fcsa`ps w`ta ftahrs.
Wahy orh `c nfctrfm fj tah`r m`jh. Wahy kcfw wahrh tahy orh bf`cb ocg tahy kcfw taot tahy w`mm bht tahrh.
Wahy orh tah rhom w`cchrs `c m`jh ocg tah`r w`cs orh o dotthr fj naf`nh. @s ott`tugh `dpfrtoct6 Ott`tugh `s
hvhryta`cb tf tah w`cchr. Docy phfpmh w`mm thmm yfu taot ott`tugh noccft ih ghj`chg. @t `s tff chiumfus
tff odi`bufus. R`cchrs gf cft obrhh. Wahy kcfw ott`tugh noc ih ghj`chg `t noc ih ucghrstffg ocg `t
noc ih nfctrfmmhg iy ocyfch. Wah brhot Yfdoc pa`mfsfpahr ^hchno so`g, dfst pfwhrjum `s ah waf aos
a`dshmj `c a`s fwc pfwhr. Iy m`sthc`cb tf ta`s pfwhr pr`cn`pmh fvhr ocg fvhr obo`c jfr tah chxt dfcta
yfu w`mm aovh yfurshmj `c yfur fwc pfwhr. Pfu w`mm nhosh ih`cb o pmoyta`cb jfr futs`gh jfrnhs. Wa`ck
oifut yfurshmj. Pfu m`vh s`dumtochfusmy fc tarhh g`jjhrhct mhvhms fj m`jh. Wah j`rst ocg dfst `dpfrtoct
pf`ct jfr yfu tf rhom`zh `s taot yfu orh o sp`r`tuom ih`cb. Pfu aovh oc `cthmmhnt ocg yfu m`vh `c o pays`nom
ifgy.
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
Uobh ? fj 1

Pfur ott`tugh `s tah hxprhss`fc fj omm tarhh ports. Ott`tugh `s tah nfdpfs`th fj yfur tafubats, yfur
jhhm`cbs ocg yfur ont`fcs. Ott`tugh `s ontuommy o nrhot`vh nynmh wa`na ihb`cs w`ta yfur naf`nh fj tafubats.
Waot `s o pf`ct @ woct tf ih vhry norhjum tf hdpaos`zh. Pfu gf naffsh yfur tafubats ocg taot naf`nh `s
wahrh yfur ott`tugh fr`b`coths. Wafubat `s hchrby tafubat wovhs orh nfsd`n wovhs fj hchrby taot
phchtroth omm t`dh ocg sponh tafubat `s nfcs`ghrhg iy docy outafr`t`hs os tah dfst pfthct jfrd fj
hchrby `c hx`sthcnh. Os yfu `cthrcom`zh yfur tafubats fr ihnfdh hdft`fcommy `cvfmvhg w`ta yfur
tafubats yfu sht up tah shnfcg stobh `c jfrd`cb oc ott`tugh. Pfu dfvh yfur hct`rh ih`cb d`cg ocg ifgy
`ctf o chw v`irot`fc. Pfur nfcsn`fus oworhchss fj ta`s v`irot`fc `s rhjhrrhg tf os jhhm`cb yfur jhhm`cbs orh
tahc hxprhsshg `c ont`fcs fr ihaov`fr.
Ocg ta`s `s tah ta`rg ocg j`com stobh `c tah jfrdot`fc fj ott`tugh, wa`na prfgunhs tah vor`fus rhsumts `c
yfur m`jh. Ott`tugh ocg rhsumts orh `cshporoimh tahy jfmmfw fch ocftahr m`kh tah c`bat jfmmfws tah goy.
Mffk ot yfur m`jh. Dokh o nmfshg afchst oppro`som fj tah vor`fus rhsumts yfu orh prhshctmy bhtt`cb. b. ^hh `j
yfu orh oimh tf rhmoth yfur ott`tugh tf yfur rhsumts. Wa`s `s v`tom tf yfur fwc whmm-ih`cb jfr yfu tf dokh
tah prfbrhss yfu orh nopoimh fj dok`cb. Pfu dust ucghrstocg tah noush ocg hjjhnt rhmot`fcsa`p fj
ott`tugh tf rhsumts. Noush ocg Hjjhnt `s fch fj tah brhot hthrcom mows fj coturh ocg `t `s oc `cthbrom port fj
tah j`rst pfwhr pr`cn`pmh. Yompa Romgf Hdhrsfc so`g taot tah mow fj noush ocg hjjhnt wos tah mow fj
mows. Ah omsf so`g o phrsfc `s waot tahy ta`ck oifut omm goy mfcb ocg tah brhot Yfdoc Hdphrfr Dornus
Ourhm`us so`g hsshct`ommy tah sodh ta`cb aucgrhgs fj yhors ihjfrh Hdhrsfc wahc ah so`g o phrsfc's m`jh `s
waot tah`r tafubats dokh fj `t.
Wah rhsumts yfu ona`hvh `c m`jh orh cfta`cb dfrh taoc oc hxprhss`fc fj yfur tafubats, jhhm`cbs ocg
ont`fcs. Nfcs`ghr waot @ od oifut tf soy ihjfrh jfrd`cb oc ott`tugh oifut ocyta`cb. Hvhryta`cb `c m`jh
aos twf s`ghs pfs`t`vh ocg chbot`vh. @c jont taot `s ocftahr oisfmuth ocg hthrcom mow fj tah uc`vhrsh
rhjhrrhg tf os tah mow fj pfmor`ty. Pfu ocg @ noc naffsh tf mffk ot tah pfs`t`vh fr chbot`vh s`gh fj ocy ocg
hvhry s`tuot`fc `c m`jh iut nmhormy ucghrstocg yfu orh fcmy oimh tf shh fch s`gh ot o t`dh. Wah nfcsn`fus
d`cg `s cft oimh tf ta`ck fj twf ta`cbs ot fcnh. Wafsh waf w`c orh oworh fj tah chbot`vh.
Afwhvhr tah`r nfcsn`fus jfnus `s omwoys fc tah fppfs`th tah pfs`t`vh ocg `j tahy orh cft oimh tf shh
waot's bffg tahy khhp mffk`cb uct`m tahy g`snfvhr `t. Gr. Cfrdoc Z`cnhct Uhomh o w`cchr iy ocyfch's
stocgorg sphok`cb fc ta`s ihout`jum truta saorhg ta`s w`ta us. Wa`s `s fch fj tah brhothst mows `c tah
uc`vhrsh jhrvhctmy gf @ w`sa @ aog g`snfvhrhg `t os o vhry yfucb doc. @t gowchg fc dh duna mothr `c m`jh
ocg @ aovh jfucg `t tf ih fch fj tah brhothst `j cft dy brhothst g`snfvhry futs`gh fj dy rhmot`fcsa`p tf
Bfg. Wah Brhot Mow ir`hjmy stoths taot `j yfu ta`ck `c chbot`vh thrds yfu w`mm bht chbot`vh rhsumts. @j yfu
ta`ck `c pfs`t`vh thrds yfu w`mm ona`hvh pfs`t`vh rhsumts. Waot `s tah s`dpmh jont wa`na `s ot tah ios`s fj oc
ostfc`sa`cb mow fj prfsphr`ty ocg sunnhss, `c tarhh wfrgs ihm`hvh ocg sunnhhg.
Wa`s sfucgs prhtty s`dpmh gfhsc't `t. Rhmm `t `s s`dpmh. Afwhvhr @ aovh jfucg jrfd yhors fj hxphr`hcnh
taot tok`cb nfctrfm fj yfur ott`tugh ocg do`cto`c`cb nfctrfm fvhr yfur ott`tugh `s cft chnhssor`my hosy. @j
yfu'rh omrhogy gf`cb ta`s yfu'rh oc hxtrofrg`cory phrsfc o ghj`c`th w`cchr ocg yfu ihmfcb tf o vhry
shmhnt brfup fj `cg`v`guoms. Wah 8 phrnhct brfup waf hclfy omm fj tah rhworgs m`jh fjjhrs yfu omsf kcfw
waot @'d soy`cb `s onnuroth. @j yfu orh cft `c nfctrfm fj yfur ott`tugh ot omm t`dhs iut wfumg m`kh tf ih @'d
bf`cb tf subbhst o s`dpmh hxphr`dhct jfr yfu tf try hona goy jfr tah chxt >5 goys. @t w`mm put yfu fc o
w`cc`cb tronk ocg taot nfdphcsot`fc yfu w`mm rhnh`vh jfr sunnhssjummy nfdpmht`cb ta`s hxphr`dhct fch
goy ot o t`dh jfr tah chxt dfcta w`mm odozh ocg ghm`bat yfu.
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
Uobh 9 fj 1

@ woct tf subbhst yfu thst ta`s hxphr`dhct ot wfrk. ^`cnh dfst fj fur pmhosurh nfdhs jrfd fur moifr ocg
cft fur mh`surh. Fkoy mht's ihb`c dhctommy. Yhv`hw yfur lfi. Wa`ck fj omm tah vor`fus osphnts fj yfur
port`numor pfs`t`fc. U`nk up o pog ocg o phc ocg dokh o m`st fj omm tah bffg pf`cts `c yfur pfs`t`fc wahc
yfu aovh taot nfdpmhthg. Gf tah sodh ta`cb w`ta yfur nfdpocy taot hxhrn`sh safumg khhp yfu iusy jfr
o wa`mh. Pfu d`bat osk sfdhfch tf lf`c yfu. U`nk oc ossfn`oth waf `s duna m`kh yfurshmj ocg wocts tf
`dprfvh tah`r stotus os o w`cchr. Norry tah m`st w`ta yfu ocg rhog `t ot mhost tw`nh o goy hvhry goy jfr tah
chxt dfcta. Jrhquhctmy wahc @ subbhst ta`s hxhrn`sh tf o phrsfc tahy rhpmy tahy orh cft oimh tf ta`ck fj
ocyta`cb bffg oifut tah`r lfi.
@ doy sd`mh iut @'mm soy taot's j`ch. @ tahc oskhg tahd waot `s wrfcb w`ta yfur lfi fr o nfdpocy. Fc yfur
cfthpog wr`th gfwc hvhryta`cb yfu jhhm `s wrfcb w`ta yfur lfi. Dokh tah m`st os mfcb os yfu noc. Ot mhost
ta`s `s stort tah do`c pf`ct `s tf gf sfdhta`cb. Ont`fc `s tah khy. Wa`s doy ih tah fcmy pmonh sfdh phfpmh
orh oimh tf stort. Iut os @ so`g taot's FK wahc tahy aovh tah m`st nfdpmhthg @ pf`ct fut hvhryta`cb `s oc
fppfs`th. Pfu noccft aovh o iog w`tafut o bffg ocy dfrh taoc yfu nfumg hvhr up w`tafut o gfwc fr o
aft w`tafut o nfmg. @t `s tah jm`p s`gh fj tah nf`c yfu nfumg tokh ocyta`cb fc ta`s m`st fj waot `s wrfcb ocg
j`cg fut waot `s bffg oifut `t.
@j yfu'mm fcmy ta`ck ocg mffk jfr tah bffg s`gh. ^uppfsh wh ghvhmfp o aypftaht`nom s`tuot`fc ocg rhv`hw
afw wh d`bat aocgmh `t. Mht's ossudh o phrsfc aos aog rhom g`jj`numty ta`ck`cb fj waot wos bffg oifut
tah`r lfi. ^f rotahr taoc waot's bffg m`st tahy ihb`c w`ta o waot's wrfcb m`st. Os @ so`g taot's FK. @t's o
bffg pmonh tf stort. Wah j`rst ta`cb fc tah m`st rhogs sfdhta`cb m`kh ta`s. Dy ifss aos o thrr`imh ott`tugh.
Ah `s o vhry ucaoppy `cg`v`guom ocg `s hxtrhdhmy g`jj`numt tf ghom w`ta. Ihjfrh wh nfct`cuh wh safumg
obrhh taot taot nfumg ih o vom`g ghsnr`pt`fc fj ocyfch's ifss. Wahrh orh docy phfpmh fut tahrh waf jomm
`ctf ta`s nothbfry. Waot `s way wh nomm tahd ifsshs cft mhoghrs ot ocy roth. Ossud`cb ta`s `s o vom`g
ghsnr`pt`fc fj tah `cg`v`guom suphr`fr waot safumg tahy gf6
Rhmm cudihr fch wh dust khhp `c d`cg fur fwc ott`tugh ihb`cs w`ta fur fwc ta`ck`cb ocg wh dust
rhdhdihr wh gf aovh o naf`nh. Rh noc nfcsn`fusmy dokh tah w`cchr's naf`nh ocg rhspfcg tf tah
s`tuot`fc fr ucnfcsn`fusmy rhont tf tah ifss's ott`tugh ocg mfsh. @j yfu rhont yfu orh phrd`tt`cb tah ftahr
phrsfc's ott`tugh tf sfur yfur fwc ott`tugh. Dokh nhrto`c yfu gfc't phrd`t taot bhd tf sm`p tarfuba tah
nronks `c yfur d`cg. @c hvhry s`tuot`fc yfu h`tahr rhont fr yfu rhspfcg taot‐s `dpfrtoct. Rahc yfu rhont
yfu mfsh wahc yfu rhspfcg yfu w`c. Wah chxt sthp `c ta`s chbot`vh nynmh wfumg ih tf imodh tah ifss jfr
dok`cb yfu d`shroimh. Imodh `s o jffm`sa bodh ocg yfu bo`c cfta`cb jrfd `t. Cfta`cb naocbhs fr `s
`dprfvhg iy pmoy`cb tah imodh bodh. Yhdhdihr @ so`g yfu phrd`tthg tah ftahr phrsfc tf sfur yfur
ott`tugh.
Pfu bovh yfur phrd`ss`fc. Waot wos o naf`nh yfu dogh. Cft o vhry bffg fch yfu mfsh. Wah prfimhd w`ta
dfst phfpmh waf nfct`cuommy mfsh `c s`tuot`fcs m`kh ta`s `s taot tahy orh bhchrommy cft dok`cb o nfcsn`fus
naf`nh. Wahy'rh gf`cb ta`s ucnfcsn`fusmy. @t's o aoi`t. Wahy aovh tah aoi`t fj rhont`cb tf m`jh rotahr taoc
rhspfcg`cb. Aov`cb o pffr fr chbot`vh ott`tugh `s jrhquhctmy o port fj o phrsfc's nfcg`t`fc coturh. @t `s
aoi`tuom tah sodh fj nfursh `s truh w`ta o pfs`t`vh ott`tugh. Waot `s way `t's v`tom jfr yfu tf m`sthc tf ta`s
pfwhr pr`cn`pmh uct`m yfu jfrd tah aoi`t fj rhspfcg`cb tf omm s`tuot`fcs `c m`jh. Wah w`cchr's naf`nh shr`hs
aos ihhc ghs`bchg tf oss`st yfu `c jfrd`cb tah aoi`t fj omm tah brhot pfwhr pr`cn`pmhs taot w`cchrs aovh
`cnfrpfrothg `ctf tah`r phrsfcom`ty. @j wh aog ihhc w`sh hcfuba tf dokh tah w`cchrs naf`nh ocg
rhspfcg tf ta`s `cg`v`guoms g`stosthjum ihaov`fr wh wfumg ihb`c iy tok`cb rhspfcs`i`m`ty jfr fur fwc
ott`tugh rhborgmhss fj tah ott`tugh tah phrsfc doy aovh w`ta wafd wh orh ghom`cb.
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Uobh > fj 1

Rh wfumg filhnt`vhmy m`sthc tf waot tahy doy ih soy`cb fr filhnt`vhmy fishrvh tah`r ihaov`fr. Dhctommy
wh wfumg prfioimy ih qu`htmy ta`ck`cb `sc't `t sog taot phrsfc `s naffs`cb tf dokh a`dshmj fr ahrshmj sf
d`shroimh. @t's omsf sog taot tahy safumg naffsh tf ihaovh `c suna o na`mg`sa docchr. @‐d aoppy taot @ gf
cft gf tah sodh. Ot tah sodh t`dh wh wfumg ih dok`cb nhrto`c wh whrh cft phrd`tt`cb furshmvhs tf bht
hdft`fcommy `cvfmvhg w`ta chbot`vh stothdhcts hcts ta`s phrsfc `s dok`cb hvhc tafuba sfdh fj tafsh
stothdhcts doy ih g`rhnthg ot dh phrsfcommy. @ w`mm dokh nhrto`c @ jfmmfw tah hxnhmmhct ogv`nh fj Lonk
Nocj`hmg tah shmj-hsthhd hxphrt.
Rahchvhr chbot`vh stothdhcts orh g`rhnthg ot dh phrsfcommy Lonk subbhsts yfu safumg khhp rhphot`cb
tf yfurshmj @ gfc't norh waot yfu ta`ck fr soy oifut dh @ kcfw @ od o wfrtawa`mh phrsfc. Os yfu m`sthc tf
ta`s yfu doy ih ta`ck`cb taot wfumg ih g`jj`numt tf gf hsphn`ommy w`ta sfdh phfpmh. Fj nfursh `t doy ih
g`jj`numt iut yfu noc gf `t. Ocg hvhry t`dh yfu gf `t yfu bht ihtthr ot `t. @j yfu rhspfcg m`kh ta`s fjthc
hcfuba yfu w`mm ihnfdh vhry bffg ot `t. Urhtty sffc `t w`mm ihnfdh o aoi`t. Ocg taot `s wahc yfu aovh
dosthrhg `t. Bhchrommy tahrh orh cudhrfus fppfrtuc`t`hs fj wa`na tf pront`nh ihnoush ucjfrtucothmy
tahrh orh docy phfpmh waf aovh pffr ott`tughs. Yhdhdihr w`cchrs orh `c tah d`cfr`ty. Wahy jfrd tah
8 phrnhct Nmui. ^f mht's bf ionk ocg ta`ck oifut waot `s bffg oifut wfrk`cb jfr ta`s ucaoppy ifss w`ta o
pffr ott`tugh.
@'mm thmm yfu waot's bffg oifut `t. Hvhry t`dh yfu hcnfucthr o s`tuot`fc m`kh ta`s w`ta yfur ifss yfu whrh
imhsshg w`ta ocftahr dobc`j`nhct fppfrtuc`ty tf strhcbtahc yfur dhctom oi`m`ty tf do`cto`c o pfs`t`vh
ott`tugh `c tah jonh fj oc ucpmhosoct chbot`vh s`tuot`fc. Waot `s waot's bffg oifut `t. @j yfu ta`ck oifut
ta`s mfcb hcfuba yfu noc bht hxn`thg oifut wfrk`cb jfr o phrsfc m`kh ta`s. Pfu w`mm cft ih mfcb ihjfrh
yfu orh nfcsn`fusmy pront`n`cb ta`s nfctrfm. Hvhry t`dh yfu hcnfucthr o chbot`vh phrsfc ocg ^hchno's
ogv`nh w`mm ihb`c tf aovh o brhothr dhoc`cb. Wah rhom w`cchrs orh dosthrs ot ott`tugh nfctrfm. Wahy orh
usuommy tah hcvy fj hvhryfch prhshct os whmm. Fch fj tafsh waf w`mm vhry m`khmy hcvy yfu w`mm ih tah ifss.
Ihjfrh mfcb yfu doy j`cg o ifss's ott`tugh naocb`cb ocg tah rhom ihouty wa`na aog ihhc iur`hg ucghr o
chbot`vh dhctom imockht omm omfcb w`mm ihb`c tf rhvhom `tshmj.
Omwoys rhdhdihr o w`cchr's ott`tugh `s nfctob`fus. Uhfpmh waf orh nfct`cuommy `c yfur prhshcnh w`mm
notna waot yfu'vh bft. @t `s waot tah a`bahr s`gh fj tah`r coturh aos omwoys ihhc shhk`cb. Pfu dust bf
ionk tf wahrh wh ihboc ta`s mhssfc. Pfu orh sp`r`tuom. ^p`r`t `s omwoys jfr hxpocs`fc ocg jummhr hxprhss`fc
chvhr jfr g`s`cthbrot`fc. O chbot`vh ott`tugh `s o g`s`cthbrot`cb jfrnh o pfs`t`vh ott`tugh `s o nrhot`vh
brfwta jfrnh. Mfvh tah chbot`vh phrsfc `j jfr cf ftahr rhosfc ot j`rst taoc tah fppfrtuc`ty tahy b`vh yfu
tf pront`nh ghvhmfp`cb nfcsn`fus pfs`t`vh nfctrfm fvhr yfur ott`tugh. Pfu noc oppmy ta`s sodh s`dpmh
nfcnhpt tf ocy chbot`vh s`tuot`fc `c yfur m`jh. Cfw @ gf cft dhoc tf `dpmy tahrh orh cf chbot`vh
s`tuot`fcs taot fnnur `c m`jh tahrh orh docy fj tahd.
Jrhquhctmy tahy'rh thrr`imh. Afwhvhr wh dust rhdhdihr sfdhta`cb wh aovh ahorg docy t`dhs taot
Bfg chvhr b`vhs us o prfimhd wh orh cft nopoimh fj aocgm`cb. Cfr od @ `dpmy`cb taot tahsh chbot`vh
s`tuot`fcs w`mm cft ot t`dhs kcfnk us omm fjj tronk ocg noush fur ott`tughs tf sm`p ocg jomm. Waot aopphcs tf
hvhryfch dyshmj `cnmughg. Wahrh wfumg ih cf dhctom brfwta `j hvhryta`cb wos omwoys rfsy. Wahrh wfumg
ih cf chhg jfr `t. Raot @ od otthdpt`cb tf nfdduc`noth `c ta`s mhssfc fc ott`tugh `s taot hvhc tah
w`cchr doy bf ostroy ot t`dhs tahy doy bht kcfnkhg gfwc ocg mfsh `t. Afwhvhr tahy w`mm cft stoy gfwc.
Rh w`mm dokh d`stokhs. Cf fch's phrjhnt. Uhrjhnt`fc `s waot tah w`cchrs str`vhs jfr iut aos cft yht
rhonahg tah w`cchr `s nfcstoctmy oworh fj tah ios`n truta taot ott`tugh `s tah jfucgot`fc fj omm sunnhss.
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
Uobh 7 fj 1

@t `s o pfwhr pr`cn`pmh wa`na hvhry w`cchr aos dosthrhg. Wurc `t `ctf o aoi`t. Yfihrt Yusshmm so`g aoi`t `s
Bfg's woy fj dok`cb bffg outfdot`n `c fur m`jh. Waot's nhrto`cmy wfrta rhdhdihr`cb. Wah w`cchr noc bf
irfkh. Wahy doy mfsh hvhryta`cb tahy aovh. Wahy doy gf taot o cudihr fj t`dhs tahy rhjush tf mfsh
nfctrfm fvhr tah`r ott`tugh ocg os o rhsumt tahy orh ionk fc tfp `c o safrt t`dh. Rh orh cft phrjhnt. Rh
doy ush pffr lugbdhct ot t`dhs wahc wh dokh ghn`s`fcs ocg tafsh iog ghn`s`fcs d`bat nrhoth o nr`s`s
jfr o safrt t`dh. Afwhvhr tah w`cchr's naf`nh ot suna t`dhs `s tf khhp tah`r hyh fc tah`r bfom, do`cto`c o
pfs`t`vh ott`tugh ocg bht fc w`ta tah wfrk. Wah w`cchr j`rdmy ihm`hvhs taot hvhryta`cb aopphcs iy mow.
Wahrhjfrh hvhryta`cb aopphcs jfr o rhosfc. ^f rhborgmhss fj waot aopphcs `c tah`r m`jh tahy do`cto`c
nfctrfm fvhr tah`r fwc ott`tugh. Wah w`cchr `s onuthmy oworh fj tah ihout`jum truta taot yfur ott`tugh
tfworgs tah wfrmg ocg hvhryta`cb `c `t w`mm ghthrd`ch tah wfrmg's ott`tugh tfworgs yfu. Waot doy ih
g`jj`numt tf brosp fr hxnhpt ot t`dhs. Chvhrtahmhss hss `t's truh. @t's o mow iy do`cto`c`cb nfctrfm fvhr tah woy
yfu ta`ck jhhm ocg ont. Pfu noush bffg ta`cbs tf aopphc `c yfur m`jh. Pfu gf `c jont m`thrommy dobcht`zh
yfurshmj tf bffg. Jfr ta`s sodh rhosfc tafsh waf aovh o pffr ott`tugh ontuommy ottront chbot`vh
s`tuot`fcs `ctf tah`r m`jh. Wahsh pffr sfums jhrvhctmy ihm`hvh tah w`cchrs orh munky. Waot `s tah vhry rhosfc
dfst mfshrs gf cft try tf w`c. Wahy ihm`hvh `c munk ocg tahy orh cft vhry hxn`thg oifut tah munk tahy orh
aov`cb.
Wahy aovh cft mhorchg taot tahy orh `c nfctrfm taot ta`s `s oc frghrmy uc`vhrsh fj wa`na tahy orh o
chnhssory port. Raot ftahr mfb`n iut munk nfumg o mfshr ush wahc tahy w`tchss o w`cchr dok`cb rhnfrg
irhok`cb somhs `c oc hxtrhdhmy pffr hnfcfdy6 Wah mfshr kcfws tah hnfcfdy nfctrfms tah`r somhs
vfmudh. Wf tahd s`cnh tah w`cchr `s shmm`cb tahy aovh tf ih munky. @t's ucjfrtucoth iut taot `s tah woy fj
m`jh jfr tah mfshr. Waot `s tah`r ott`tugh ocg tahy orh afmg`cb fc tf `t. Wah w`cchr naffshs tf nfctrfm tah`r
tafubats, jhhm`cbs ocg ont`fcs w`ta rhsphnt tf tah`r somhs rhborgmhss fj tah hnfcfdy. Wah sodh `s truh jfr
o stughct `c snaffm. Wah stughct `s tah fch waf naffshs tf broguoth w`ta afcfrs hvhc tafuba tahy aovh
ihhc osshsshg tf aovh o mfw @_. @t `s tah`r ott`tugh.
Wahy aovh taot noc gf ott`tugh ocg tah fp`c`fc fj o psynafmfb`st w`mm cft naocbh tah woy tahy ta`ck, jhhm
ocg ont. Nfcvhrshmy tahrh orh docy phfpmh w`ta tah @_ fj o bhc`us waf aovh o chbot`vh ott`tugh tfworgs
tahdshmvhs ocg m`jh `c bhchrom waf jo`m d`shroimy. Pfu w`tchss ta`s wahrhvhr yfu bf tokh tah phrsfc waf
shrvhs yfu `c o rhstouroct. Wah jffg doy cft ih wfcghrjum. Afwhvhr `j tahy aovh o brhot ott`tugh,
nfctob`fus sd`mh ocg prfv`gh yfu w`ta hxnhmmhct shrv`nh tahy womk afdh w`ta o pfnkhtjum fj t`ps hvhry
t`dh. Y`bat cfw yfu orh prfioimy sd`m`cb soy`cb tf yfurshmj taot‐s truh. ^urh `t's truh ocg yfu kcfw `t.
Nfcs`ghr ta`s jfr o dfdhct yfu nfumg dosthr hvhry ftahr mhssfc `c tah w`cchr's naf`nh shr`hs fj pfwhr
pr`cn`pmhs jrfd nfcj`ghcnh tf phrs`sthcnh. Iut `j yfu gfc't dosthr o w`cc`cb ott`tugh yfu d`bat os whmm
stoy ot afdh ocg tomk tf yfurshmj.
Pfu'rh bf`cb tf mfsh yfu'rh chvhr bf`cb tf w`c. Ocg `c tah dhoct`dh yfu'rh m`v`cb `c o pmonh tah hormy
Brhhks nommhg Aoghs. Ott`tugh `s hvhryta`cb ocg hvhry w`cchr kcfws `t. Wahy'rh r`na phfpmh yfu kcfw
waf orh cft fvhrmy ir`bat onoghd`nommy tahy doy ih qu`th `cjhr`fr tf dfst fj tah`r jr`hcgs pays`nommy tahy
wfumg chvhr nfdh chor taot tfp `c o ihouty nfcthst. Iut tah`r ott`tugh `s hxnhmmhct ocg tahy w`c `c o i`b
woy. Hvhryfch waf kcfws suna o phrsfc aos brhot rhsphnt jfr tahd ocg jfr tah`r onnfdpm`sadhcts.
Wahy mffk up tf tahd ocg jrhquhctmy shhk tah`r ogv`nh. Wf ta`s pf`ct `c fur ott`tughs shbdhct fj yfur
w`cchr‐s naf`nh shr`hs wh aovh pr`dor`my ihhc ghom`cb w`ta s` tuot`fcs ocg phrsfcom`t`hs. Raot oifut
yfur ahomta. Gf yfu ta`ck yfur ott`tugh w`mm ojjhnt yfur ahomta fch woy fr ocftahr6
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
Uobh 8 fj 1

Ocy nfdphthct dhg`nom gfntfr w`mm soy yhs yfur ott`tugh w`mm dfst nhrto`cmy ojjhnt yfur pays`nom ocg
dhctom ahomta. Wa`s `s o suilhnt wh nfumg ghom w`ta `c brhot ghpta. Afwhvhr ahomta `s cft tah suilhnt wh
orh nfvhr`cb `c ta`s port`numor mhssfc. @ wfumg subbhst yfu rhog Gr. Ihrc`h ^`hbhm's iffk Mfvh Dhg`n`ch
ocg D`ronmhs fr Notahr`ch Ufcghr's iffk tah Gycod`n Mows fj Ahom`cb. Pfur dhctom ott`tugh ghj`c`thmy
pmoys oc hcfrdfus rfmh `c tah stoth fj yfur ahomta. Yhdhdihr hr ta`s, fch yfu naffsh yfur tafubats. 9.
Hvhryta`cb `s ifta pfs`t`vh ocg chbot`vh. Wah ihst woy tf khhp yfur ott`tugh pfs`t`vh `s tf jfmmfw
Gfrftaho Irocgh‐s ogv`nh jrfd ahr iffk Rokh up ocg M`vh. @t doy ih fmg iut `t's hjjhnt`vh sah so`g. ONW
os `j `t whrh `dpfss`imh tf jo`m. Wa`ck oifut `t `j yfu ghvhmfp tah aoi`t fj ta`ck`cb taot woy hvhry t`dh yfu
hcnfucthrhg o naommhcbh taot ott`tugh w`mm nhrto`cmy prfgunh rhsumts.
Pfu kcfw gfuit ocg wfrry w`mm chvhr dotna. Gfuit ocg wfrry orh ifta `cthmmhntuom naf`nhs fj tafubat
wa`na orh jfmmfwhg iy jhor ocg ocx`hty cfch fj wa`na orh tah naf`nh fj ocy w`cchr. Yhv`hw tah nynmh
ott`tugh `s tah hxprhss`fc fj yfur tafubats, jhhm`cbs ocg ont`fcs. @j tah naf`nh fj tafubat `s tf wfrry tah
jhhm`cb wa`na dust jfmmfw `s jhor ocg taot jhhm`cb shts up o pays`nom stoth fj ont`fc wh rhjhr tf os ocx`hty.
Jfrbht `t. Pfu gfc't woct `t. Wurc ta`s ott`tugh nfctrfm `ctf o bodh wahc yfu'rh nfdd`tthg tf w`c tahrh
`s fcmy fch ios`n rumh yfu dust ih nhrto`c tf jfmmfw jfr yfu tf nfdh fut tah w`cchr. Wah rumh `s s`dpmh
naffsh tf ta`ck oifut waot `s bffg `c hvhry phrsfc ocg s`tuot`fc yfu hcnfucthr tfgoy. Gf `t obo`c
tfdfrrfw ocg tah chxt goy uct`m `t ihnfdhs o aoi`t. Jrfd o phfpmh pf`ct fj v`hw taot `s tah woy tahy
wfumg m`kh yfu tf ta`ck oifut tahd ocywoy.
Wry `t ocg yfu'mm ih qu`nkmy rhworghg iy tah ta`cbs tahy w`mm ta`ck ocg gf jfr yfu. Uoy port`numor otthct`fc
tf tah pfs`t`vh hjjhnt yfu aovh fc ftahrs os yfu pront`nh ta`s bffg j`cg`cb fr surh yfu noc ott`tugh w`ta
tahd. @ rhnomm o jod`my taot @ od vhry nmfsh tf taot o cudihr fj yhors obf whrh hxphr`hcn`cb qu`th o
chbot`vh s`tuot`fc. Wah phrsfc waf aog hstoim`sahg a`dshmj os tah `dphr`om pfthctoth fr ahog fj ta`s
afushafmg wos `c o vhry jfum dffg. Pfu nfumg hos`my soy a`s ott`tugh aog odpmh rffd jfr `dprfvhdhct.
Ah wos naffs`cb tf mht o port`numor sht fj n`rnudstocnhs ih `c nfctrfm fj a`s naf`nh fj tafubats. Chhgmhss
tf soy tahrh whrh chbot`vh. Wah do`m norr`hrs whrh fc str`kh.
Ah fwchg a`s fwc ius`chss wa`na shrv`nhg o jhw aucgrhg onnfucts omm fj wa`na po`g a`d dfctamy. Wah
nahnk `s `c tah do`m. Nosa jmfw aog tr`nkmhg gfwc, gfwc, gfwc. Uoyrfmm wos guh `c o jhw goys ocg ah wos
o jhw tafusocg safrt. A`s wfrry, jhor ocg ocx`hty aog imfssfdhg `ctf o typh fj hchrby taot wos tf soy
tah mhost hxtrhdhmy g`jj`numt tf ghom w`ta. Ah aog tah hct`rh jod`my upsht. @ wos m`v`cb `c Mfs Ocbhmhs ot
tah t`dh iut wos `c Nocogo ocg wos v`s`t`cb tah`r afdh. @ oskhg tahd waot wos wrfcb ocg ah hxpmo`chg
a`s prhg`nodhct. @ nmhormy rhdhdihr soy`cb gfc't wfrry yfu'mm aovh dfrh dfchy taoc yfu chhg ihjfrh
yfu chhg `t tf dhht yfur poyrfmm. Waot g`gc't wfrk. Chxt @ tffk fut o nahnkiffk jrfd oc fmg Nocog`oc
iock onnfuct. @ s`bchg o nahnk ocg tfmg a`d tf ush `t `j ah chhghg tf fc poygoy `j ah wos safrt.
Pfu wfumg aovh tafubat tah aocg fj Bfg aog rhonahg fut ocg tfunahg a`d. A`s ott`tugh naocbhg sf
jost `c oc `cstoct. Wa`s doc's hct`rh wfrmg aog ihhc trocsjfrdhg. Ah wos pmhosoct ocg mouba`cb ocg
storthg tomk`cb oifut bffg ta`cbs. O jhw whhks mothr @ wos ionk `c Nocogo ocg grfpphg iy tah`r afdh
obo`c. Ah aocghg dh tah sodh nahnk ionk ocg so`g ahrh Ifi taocks vhry duna. Iut @ g`gc't chhg `t. @t
aog chvhr ihhc j`mmhg `c. Omm `t wos wr`tthc fc tah nahnk wos dy s`bcoturh. @ rhpm`hg, Waot's rhommy bffg
Gfc ihnoush tahrh wos cf dfchy `c taot onnfuct. Raot o wfcghrjum mhssfc jfr omm fj us. A`s j`cocn`om
pfs`t`fc aog cft `dprfvhg iy fch nhct iut Gfc tafubat `t aog i`cbf.
Naocbh fj tafubat `dprfvhg ott`tugh. @t wos tah ihaov`fr wa`na nodh w`ta o pfs`t`vh ott`tugh taot
sfmvhg a`s prfimhd cft tah wfrtamhss p`hnh fj pophr taot ah aog ahmg `c a`s aocg. Docy yhors obf dy
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
Uobh : fj 1

c`hnh Uotty wos lust o yfucb na`mg. ^fdhfch so`g tf ahr tahrh orh tah jonts Uotty. R`ta rhsphnt tf
sfdhta`cb tahy aog ihhc g`snuss`cb. Ahr rhpmy wos o nmoss`n ocg fch @ w`mm chvhr jfrbht. Uotty so`g chvhr
d`cg tah jonts lust b`vh dh tah truta. Wah jonts orh omwoys naocb`cb. Pfu d`bat otthdpt tf rhdhdihr
Uotty's wfrgs wahc yfu j`cg yfurshmj `c o s`d`mor pfs`t`fc tf tah fch dy bffg jr`hcg hcnfucthrhg. hg. Ah
ihm`hvhg tah opporhct jont taot ah wos safrt jfr a`s poyrfmm iut taot wosc't tah truta. Gr. Cfrdoc
Z`cnhct Uhomh bovh us tah ihout`jum truta wa`na ah so`g wos tah ios`s fj oc ostfc`sa`cb mow fj prfsphr`ty
ocg sunnhss `c tarhh wfrgs ihm`hvh ocg sunnhhg.
Omm r`bat tahc mht us rhv`hw tah som`hct pf`cts `c ta`s mhssfc fc ott`tugh jrfd tah w`cchr‐s naf`nh.
?. Jrfd Z`ntfr Jrockm Hvhryta`cb noc ih tokhc jrfd o phrsfc iut fch ta`cb tah most fj audoc jrhhgfds
tf naffsh fch's ott`tugh `c ocy b`vhc sht fj n`rnudstocnhs tf naffsh fch's fwc woy.
9. Ott`tugh `s tah dfst `dpfrtoct wfrg `c ta`s fr ocy ftahr mocbuobh.
>. Rahc yfu surrhcghr nfctrfm fj yfur ott`tugh yfu rhont tf m`jh s`tuot`fcs. Pfu ihnfdh tah pmoyta`cb
fj futs`gh jfrnhs.
7. Rahc yfu do`cto`c nfctrfm fj yfur ott`tugh yfu w`mm rhspfcg opprfpr`othmy tf m`jh's s`tuot`fcs.
8. Ott`tugh noc ih ucghrstffg ocg nfctrfmmhg iy ocyfch.
:. Pfu orh sp`r`tuom yfu aovh oc `cthmmhnt yfu m`vh `c o pays`nom ifgy.
2. Ott`tugh `s tah hxprhss`fc fj omm tarhh ports fj yfur phrsfcom`ty.
1. Ott`tugh `s tah nfdpfs`th fj yfur tafubats, jhhm`cbs ocg ont`fcs.
0. Pfu naffsh yfur tafubats. Mht dh rhphot taot yfu gf naffsh yfur tafubats yfur tafubats
`cthrcom`zhg noush yfur jhhm`cbs yfur jhhm`cbs noush yfur ont`fcs.
?5. Ott`tugh ocg rhsumts aovh o noush ocg hjjhnt rhmot`fcsa`p. Wahy orh `cshporoimy ottonahg.
??. Dornus Ourhm`us so`g o phrsfc's m`jh `s waot tah`r tafubats dokh fj `t.
?9. Ufmor`ty Wah coturom mow fj tah uc`vhrsh nmhormy stoths hvhryta`cb aos o pfs`t`vh ocg chbot`vh s`gh.
?>. Chbot`vh s`tuot`fcs gf hx`st. R`cchrs mffk uct`m tahy j`cg tah pfs`t`vh s`gh fj hvhry s`tuot`fc.
?7. Fur pmhosurh nfdhs jrfd fur moifr ocg cft fur mh`surh.
?8. Hvhry lfi aos os docy bffg jhoturhs os iog pf`cts. R`cchrs jfnus fc tah bffg jhoturhs `c tah`r lfi
ocg tah`r nfdpocy.
?:. R`cchrs orh `c tah d`cfr`ty.
?2. Hvhryfch ihchj`ts jrfd tah w`cchrs ott`tugh. @t `s nfctob`fus.
?1. ocftahr phrsfc noccft upsht yfu fr yfur ott`tugh w`tafut yfur phrd`ss`fc.
?0. Wah imodh bodh `s o gudi bodh `c wa`na w`cchrs w`mm cft port`n`poth.
95. R`cchrs mffk ot phfpmh w`ta pffr ott`tughs os sog `cg`v`guoms ont`cb na`mg`samy.
9?. R`cchrs kcfw tahy orh wfrtawa`mh phfpmh rhborgmhss fj waot ftahrs soy fr ta`ck oifut tahd.
99. O chbot`vh ott`tugh `s o g`s`cthbrot`cb jfrnh o pfs`t`vh ott`tugh `s o nrhot`vh brfwta jfrnh.
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
Uobh 2 fj 1

9>. Wah cunmhus fj yfu `s sp`r`tuom ocg sp`r`t `s omwoys jfr hxpocs`fc ocg jummhr hxprhss`fc.
97. Bfg chvhr ghm`vhrs yfu o prfimhd morbhr taoc yfu noc aocgmh.
98. Hvhryfch dokhs hrrfrs ocg mfshs phr`fg`nommy. Ocg tah`r ott`tugh doy bht kcfnkhg fjj tronk. R`cchrs
shh tahsh s`tuot`fcs os mhorc`cb hxphr`hcnhs ocg tahy khhp tah`r hyh fc tah`r bfom.
9:. R`cchrs kcfw hvhryta`cb aopphcs iy mow ocg taot tahy orh o chnhssory port fj tah uc`vhrsh.
Hvhryta`cb aopphcs jfr o rhosfc.
92. Wah w`cchr kcfws tah`r ott`tugh tfworgs tah wfrmg ghthrd`chs tah wfrmg's ott`tugh tfworgs tahd.
91. R`cchrs kcfw tah`r ott`tugh `s tah vhry jfucgot`fc fj tah`r sunnhss ocg tahy aovh dosthrhg
nfctrfmm`cb tah`r naf`nh fj tafubats.
90. Ott`tugh ojjhnts tah ahomta fj tah d`cg ocg ifgy.
>5. >5. R`cchrs rhjush tf wfrry tahy kcfw wfrry `s o pffr naf`nh fj tafubat wa`na `s qu`nkmy jfmmfwhg
iy jhor ocg ocx`hty.
>?. Jonts nfct`cuommy naocbh. Wruta gfhs cft. Wah truta `s cft omwoys `c tah opphorocnh fj ta`cbs ocg
>9. Warhh wfrgs jfrd tah ios`s fj oc ostfc`sa`cb mow fj prfsphr`ty ocg sunnhss. Wahy orh ihm`hvh ocg
sunnhhg. Cfw phrd`t dh tf saorh w`ta yfu o jhw subbhst`fcs wa`na wahc onthg upfc w`mm buorocthh
yfur sunnhss ocg strhcbtahc yfur w`cc`cb pfs`t`fc `c m`jh.
?st mhovh ta`s rhnfrg`cb fc ott`tugh `c yfur outfdfi`mh ocg m`sthc tf `t ot mhost fcnh hvhry goy jfr tah
chxt >5 goys.
9. Nfdpmhth tah waot's bffg m`st oifut yfur pfs`t`fc ocg yfur nfdpocy norry `t w`ta yfu ocg rhog `t
tw`nh hona goy jfr >5 goys.
>. Mffk jfr waot ftahr phfpmh gf whmm wahc yfu j`cg `t mht tahd kcfw yfu cft`nhg `t. Gf ta`s uct`m `t
ihnfdhs o aoi`t.
7. Naommhcbh yfur shmj-gfuits sf taot tahy gf cft brfw strfcbhr ocg cft`nh afw yfu brfw strfcbhr
hvhry t`dh yfu naommhcbh tahd.
8. Yhphot ta`s stothdhct fvhr ocg fvhr tf yfurshmj. @ od sp`r`tuom tahrhjfrh @ od dfrh pfwhrjum taoc
ocy chbot`vh s`tuot`fc @ w`mm hvhr hcnfucthr. @ od o w`cchr.
:. Ocg j`commy `j omm hmsh jo`ms bht `c tah aoi`t fj mouba`cb ot yfurshmj wahc yfu dokh o d`stokh ocg
hxphr`hcnh o mfss. @t `s duna hos`hr tf bht ionk fc tronk.
Dok`cb tah w`cchr's naf`nh fj pfs`t`vh tafubats `c tah jonh fj o mfss ojthr o rhom bffg ihmmy mouba. Wry `t.
@j nry`cb dokhs yfu jhhm iog mouba`cb wa`na `s tah pfmor fppfs`th aos tf dokh yfu jhhm bffg. M`sthc
tf ta`s bom ocg mht's aovh o rhom bffg mouba tfbhtahr r`bat cfw.
Pfu omwoys jhhm ihtthr ojthr o bffg fg mouba gfc‐t yfu6 Wah ftahr rhnfrg`cbs `c tah w`cchr's naf`nh shr`hs
fj pfwhr pr`cn`pmhs doy cft dokh yfu mouba iut tahy w`mm dfst nhrto`cmy dokh yfu ta`ck tahy'mm ahmp
dokh hvhry osphnt fj yfur m`jh ihtthr. Nfdd`t tf pmoy`cb ta`s pfwhr pr`cn`pmh fc ott`tugh hvhry goy jfr
tah chxt dfcta ot wa`na t`dh wh‐mm `ctrfgunh yfu tf tah shnfcg fj dy twhmvh pfwhr pr`cn`pmhs. Xct`m
chxt dfcta. Khhp mouba`cb ocg rhdhdihr ta`s `s yfur dfdhct. Pfur sphn`om dfdhct.
Nfpyr`bat 95?1, MXYC, @cn.
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