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Where’s The<br />
What’s The<br />
Is this The<br />
Wildest Flight? Top Resort?<br />
P.38<br />
Best Sand?<br />
P. 41 P. 30<br />
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Where<br />
Can You<br />
Wake Up To<br />
this<br />
view?<br />
P. 39<br />
Ques∏ions<br />
HawaiI<br />
“Toughest Photo<br />
Shoot Ever”<br />
Vietnam<br />
“Indulgent &<br />
Unpolished”<br />
Bahamas<br />
“You Call<br />
This a Getaway?”<br />
What<br />
are the<br />
top 5<br />
all-inclusives?<br />
P. 69<br />
November 2011 u.s. $4.99
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steve simonsen
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Questions<br />
If you wet your<br />
pants when landing<br />
on a Caribbean<br />
island, does it<br />
mean you’re excited?<br />
Not always.<br />
Is it<br />
Care-uh-BEE-un,<br />
or is it<br />
Kuh-rib-ee-un?<br />
The indisputable answer is ... Caribbean. The pronunciation is<br />
optional, like “potato,” a word that originated<br />
in (yep) the Caribbean. And by the way, this photo is of the<br />
USVI’s Waterlemon Cay, not Watermelon Cay.
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Questions<br />
what’s the wildest flight?<br />
By Edward Readicker-Henderson<br />
Here’s how it was explained to<br />
1 me: When flying out of Saba<br />
(see p. 42), the plane does not<br />
so much take off from the runway, but<br />
simply goes straight off a cliff, 100 feet<br />
or so above the booming ocean. And<br />
then, if all goes well, it keeps going.<br />
Oddly enough, learning this does<br />
not fill me with confidence. It only adds<br />
fuel to the claims that Saba’s Juancho E.<br />
Yrausquin Airport is the world’s most<br />
terrifying to leave. ∏he shortest commercial<br />
runway in the world — just 1,300<br />
feet — has only one side not hanging<br />
near a cliff, and that one ends in buildings<br />
that don’t look particularly soft.<br />
Oh, there’s one more thing: I’m told<br />
that the landing in St. Barts at the other<br />
end of the flight is even worse. It will<br />
make flying off a cliff look almost sane.<br />
I’m not a nervous flier by any means.<br />
I’ve been in floatplanes that landed<br />
Planes fly in to<br />
St. Barts so low that<br />
cars beneath<br />
practically lose<br />
paint from their roofs.<br />
near whales. I’ve taken off straight into<br />
clouds full of mountains. I’ve been at an<br />
airport where the terminal was a hodgepodge<br />
of disused truck campers.<br />
But this flight is enough to make me<br />
swear my feet will never leave the ground<br />
again. At least not in the Caribbean.<br />
Because never mind flying straight off<br />
a cliff. (“∏hat actually makes things a<br />
little easier,” a pilot later tells me. He<br />
says with such small prop planes, pilots<br />
could probably, maybe, perhaps restart<br />
the engines and pull up before splashdown.)<br />
Instead, think for a minute<br />
about the St. Barts landing. Planes fly in<br />
so low that the cars beneath practically<br />
what’s the weirdest …<br />
2<br />
view of a landing<br />
At Maho Beach on St. Martin,<br />
you have the sand, the sea and<br />
the occasional 747 coming<br />
in for a landing on your towel.<br />
Bring quality ear plugs.<br />
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airport welcome<br />
After touching down in Utila,<br />
your pilot will most likely<br />
maneuver around donkeys and<br />
cows that frequent the tarmac.<br />
Terminal? What terminal?<br />
4<br />
airport bar<br />
The rum punch is OK at Jet’s<br />
Bar in Belize. Most memorable<br />
is Jet himself. He’s 4’4”<br />
and has only stopped once (for a<br />
heart attack) in 40 years.<br />
lose paint from their roofs. ∏hey have<br />
to fly over a mountain like it’s a speed<br />
bump, fly straight down the other side<br />
of the mountain and level out to land.<br />
Maybe on a skateboard that’d be<br />
OK. But in a plane going more than<br />
100 miles an hour? I suddenly understand<br />
why rum is cheap and as common<br />
as water on these islands. You won’t<br />
be ordering it from a flight attendant,<br />
though. Not on this flight. ∏akeoff and<br />
landing are only 15 minutes apart.<br />
Only a few aircraft, all S∏OL — “short<br />
takeoff and landing” special designs —<br />
have been approved for Saba. Oh, we’re<br />
told that three of them are broken today.<br />
“We’ve never had a plane crash,”<br />
says Saba hotel keeper Wim Schutten.<br />
“Never. What, you think they’re going<br />
to risk a whole plane of people?”<br />
Finally, an unbroken plane appears<br />
out of a cloud. One moment, it’s 100<br />
feet over the ocean. ∏he next, it’s on<br />
the tarmac, still 100 feet over the ocean.<br />
No margin for error there. One misjudgment<br />
of altitude, and the plane<br />
would have tripped like a kid trying to<br />
run upstairs in wooden shoes.<br />
∏he passengers walk out, looking<br />
slightly stunned. And then you can<br />
almost see that moment when their eyes<br />
focus again and they see how the island<br />
towers above in a thousand shades of<br />
green. A few nerves are a small price to<br />
pay to arrive somewhere this beautiful.<br />
But I’m going the other direction. I’m<br />
leaving Saba in the pre-stunned phase. I<br />
climb into the plane, wondering whose<br />
bright idea these airports were: Saba’s,<br />
built like a tightrope, and St. Barts’,<br />
built like a ski jump. I pray that the<br />
rum punch lasts me another 15 minutes.<br />
And then the words of a Saban come<br />
to mind: “It’s not scary. It’s exciting.”<br />
I’m sure I’ll agree when we land in St.<br />
Barts. For now, it’s time to buckle the<br />
seat belts. | what about landing a job? >><br />
from top: photolibrary.com; jon whittle; zach stovall; opposite: papix/sipa press<br />
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Landing on St.<br />
Barts tingles the<br />
necks of plane passengers,<br />
pilots and<br />
bystanders. Ferry<br />
service to the island<br />
is also available.<br />
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Questions<br />
What’s The Best Job In …<br />
the bahamas<br />
5 The sun shines more than 300<br />
days a year here. So, to be a<br />
lifeguard, you’re required to sit under a<br />
thatched umbrella on some of the world’s<br />
purest beaches. And sometimes nobody is<br />
even using the beach you guard over.<br />
barbados<br />
8 Those oak barrels are loaded with<br />
what many call the best rum on<br />
the planet — straight from the sugar-cane<br />
fields near the Mount Gay distillery. Jobs<br />
range from cleaning the barrels with fire<br />
to sit-down management positions.<br />
guadeloupe<br />
6 It started with dreadlocks. But to<br />
be a hairdresser now in the islands<br />
means you can turn any locks into<br />
braids, weaves, interlocks, microbraids,<br />
silky dreads, flat twists or invisible braids.<br />
Do they look good on tourists? Um ...<br />
turks and Caicos<br />
9 Before turning a conch shell into<br />
a napkin holder, this guy uses a<br />
pick, a brush and some baby oil to make it<br />
pretty. He feels good about working on the<br />
region’s only conch farm, which keeps the<br />
wild conchs from being overharvested.<br />
st. lucia<br />
7 It takes strength to climb 20-foot<br />
coconut palms with no branches<br />
to grab. These guys don’t cheat by sliding<br />
back down, either, and they sometimes<br />
have run-ins with rats. To stay fit, they<br />
drink what they reap: coconut water.<br />
trinidad<br />
10 The world’s best cocoa beans —<br />
pure Trinitario — need a special<br />
touch. This man, Mr. Felix, is roasting<br />
beans over an open fire to bring out the<br />
flavor before they’re ground. It could very<br />
well be the best-smelling job around.<br />
11. Jamaica: Poling a raft on the Rio Grande has its benefits.<br />
The water is cool. The pace is leisurely.<br />
And the tips from guests include cash and Red Stripes.<br />
clockwise from top left: peter adams/alamy; iris kuerschner/alamy; david stuart/getty images; jen judge; peter frank edwards; zach stovall; opposite: jon whittle<br />
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You’re traveling<br />
into rarely visited<br />
territory, secure<br />
in the hands of<br />
an island guide.<br />
But what if you<br />
were truly left<br />
alone? All alone.<br />
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To lord over the<br />
water, beach and<br />
vistas of Thomas<br />
Cay seemed like<br />
a fantasy. Finding<br />
shelter and food<br />
posed the problem.<br />
matthew miller (2)
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Questions<br />
Want<br />
an<br />
island<br />
all to<br />
yourself?<br />
by Matthew Miller<br />
It sounded great. A chance<br />
12 to have a Caribbean island<br />
(∏homas Cay in the Exumas)<br />
all to myself. Unlimited sand, sun and<br />
sea for my exclusive use. No iPhone,<br />
∏V or Internet, no world financial crisis<br />
or lawn maintenance. Count me in.<br />
“Bring a mosquito net,” advised an<br />
inhabitant of a nearby island. “And<br />
have you thought about food?”<br />
Actually, no. I hadn’t. And then David<br />
Hocher, owner of Staniel Cay Yacht Club<br />
— home of the Exumas’ happiest happy<br />
hour, where I will not be drinking cold<br />
Kaliks this afternoon — drops me off<br />
on my island. Or at least close enough<br />
so I can wade to it. In front of me is a<br />
sun-blazed white beach straight out of<br />
a middle manager’s corporate-office<br />
daydream. David motors away, leaving<br />
me standing in water up to my thighs<br />
with the sun already burning my neck.<br />
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I steal glances<br />
at the next cay<br />
north. Is that<br />
island inhabited?<br />
Maybe by chefs<br />
and bartenders?<br />
Is it worth<br />
swimming over<br />
to find out?<br />
For the next 26 hours I’ll be alone<br />
with a pocket knife, a fishing pole, a hammock<br />
and no way home. I squint at the<br />
beach and the boat’s disappearing wake.<br />
What if he doesn’t come back? What if<br />
I fall in a blue hole? Are there snakes in<br />
paradise? But I have work to do. I have to<br />
explore the island for the best hammockhanging<br />
trees and set up a sun shade.<br />
And I need to find something to eat.<br />
Nine hours later I’m standing on a<br />
tide-worn cliff, muttering. “∏ake the<br />
hook. Please?” ∏here’s no one around to<br />
hear me. I know there are fish. Earlier,<br />
near my beachside campsite, a big parrotfish<br />
swam past me without fear, along<br />
with snappers, jacks and other delicious<br />
creatures. I should’ve fashioned a spear<br />
from a palm frond. Now the fish nip at<br />
the bait — tap, tap, tap — teasing me.<br />
∏he hook comes up empty again. I<br />
pull another whelk (sea snail) from my<br />
damp hip pocket and impale it on the<br />
hook. All along I steal glances across the<br />
channel separating me from the next cay<br />
north. Is that island inhabited? Maybe by<br />
chefs and bartenders? Is it worth swimming<br />
over there to find out? I contemplate<br />
what’s in the water and wonder if<br />
it (whatever “it” is) is as hungry as me.<br />
For a change of scenery, I climb the<br />
cliff and peer over the sandstone cornice<br />
at another wild beach beyond. Scrubpalm<br />
jungle runs a mile down the length<br />
of my island. Somewhere out there are<br />
feral goats and pigs I might eventually<br />
chase down and eat. ∏he incoming tide<br />
below floods the pools where I found<br />
the whelks. So the five I have left are it<br />
for today. Back to the water.<br />
“∏his is my last cast,” I swear to the<br />
fading horizon. If the fish like the taste of<br />
my whelks so much, I might just eat them<br />
myself. But then I feel the taps again.<br />
∏he line goes taut. ∏he rod wiggles in<br />
my hands. “Oh!” ∏he gratitude hits me.<br />
“I caught a fish!” I’m going to eat it.<br />
∏he sun is setting as I run back to<br />
camp, careful not to fall and cut my hands<br />
on the jagged rocks. I build a quick fire<br />
out of driftwood and long-neglected lessons<br />
— teepee of twigs, cabin of kindling,<br />
ignited with a waterproof match. ∏his is<br />
fresh fish, five minutes from sea to coals.<br />
I pull the meat loose with my fingers. It<br />
tastes good. I try the whelks too, a cross<br />
between clams and rubber bands. I have<br />
no lemon sorbet to cleanse my palate.<br />
As the daylight dies, mosquitoes and<br />
sand fleas attack, biting me a dozen times<br />
before I’m done eating. ∏he half moon<br />
casts enough light to see by as I climb<br />
into my hammock, unbathed. I wrap<br />
myself in a sheet against the insects, covering<br />
my face like a mummy. “Paradise!” I<br />
declare, my voice muffled by surf crashing<br />
on the shoreline — my shoreline.<br />
Still, it would be sweeter if paradise had<br />
chocolate-chip cookies and fluffy pillows.<br />
| where’s the best place to sleep? >><br />
matthew miller; opposite, clockwise from top left: panoramic images/getty images; peter frank edwards;<br />
jason de caires taylor (2); critsey rowe photography; mauricio handler/corbis<br />
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Questions<br />
what’s in the water?<br />
pufferfish<br />
How cute. The little guy becomes<br />
a big guy by drawing water into<br />
his stomach, as if to say, “Go ahead. Mess<br />
with me now.” Don’t. Some puffer species<br />
can bite off toes. And if eaten, toxins<br />
in the meat can be lethal within hours.<br />
swimming Pigs<br />
Bring lunch to Big Major Cay at<br />
the southern end of the Bahamas,<br />
and first the seagulls will appear. Then<br />
come the pigs. Thought to have been left<br />
here by sailors, the swine trot off their private<br />
beach and swim out to meet boaters.<br />
13 14 15<br />
Faces of the stars<br />
Dive down to 30 feet off Mexico’s<br />
Isla Mujeres and you’ll think you<br />
stumbled into a flash mob. More than 400<br />
life-size statues were placed here to take<br />
pressure from divers off the natural reef.<br />
Marine organisms seem to appreciate art.<br />
screaming sponges<br />
Stove-pipe sponges have no<br />
muscles and no nerves. What they<br />
do have are rubbery filtering tubes that<br />
sometimes take on strange shapes, like<br />
this freak show off the coast of Curaçao.<br />
Brides and Grooms<br />
Destination weddings are trendy<br />
in the Caribbean — literally in<br />
the Sea. The Hotel Caravelle in St. Croix<br />
even has an underwater wedding<br />
package. Watch out for party crashers.<br />
16 17 18<br />
All but the kitchen sink<br />
Off Grenada, snorkelers can find<br />
a platter of fish and chips, a man<br />
riding a bike, and a lunch table for visitors.<br />
They’re among 65 underwater sculptures,<br />
giving creatures new places to hang out.<br />
19. Riches: ISLANDS contributor Jad Davenport has seen the original<br />
account in the Archives of the West Indies that $3 million in Inca treasure<br />
lies off the northern coast of Dominica. “It’s definitely there.”<br />
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Questions<br />
What’s the best place to ...<br />
Do absolutely nothing<br />
20 “The architect must be a nudist.” My wife<br />
declares this as if in a trance, floating on her<br />
back in our infinity pool at Jade Mountain resort.<br />
I remind her nudists are nude in public. Our sanctuary’s<br />
wall-free view only feels public. “Nobody can<br />
see us,” I tell her. No response. Her arms sway gently<br />
from her sides. Ripples cascade over the pool’s invisible<br />
edge. St. Lucia’s Pitons tower in the distance,<br />
visible throughout our suite. “We could go for a hike<br />
... or not,” I ponder. Silence. More ripples. I notice my<br />
wife’s ears are submerged. Can she hear me? “Even<br />
our bathroom has no walls,” she says softly. “The<br />
architect must be a nudist.” She hasn’t heard a word<br />
I’ve said. “Let’s stay right here,” she announces.<br />
It’s a perfect idea. | can sand put your feet to sleep?<br />
By Eddy Patricelli<br />
Write Your First Novel<br />
21 Ian Fleming once demanded twomonth<br />
vacations to write at his estate<br />
in St. Mary, Jamaica, now the jewel of<br />
GoldenEye resort. Fleming’s writing desk<br />
(007’s birthplace) still beckons. So do<br />
villas Vesper, Honey Chile and Solitaire.<br />
sleep over the water<br />
22 The South Pacific’s over-water<br />
huts have a luxurious Caribbean rival.<br />
Belize’s Cayo Espanto offers a private<br />
over-water bungalow off a private dock<br />
on a private island. All of it a short flight<br />
from, well, your not-so-private daily life.<br />
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Questions<br />
We Gotta Ask About...<br />
23<br />
Small Cars<br />
WHY ARE THEY so SMALL?<br />
Rent a “full-size” car on a<br />
smaller Caribbean island and<br />
you’ll wonder who cut it in<br />
half. Except on U.S. territories<br />
like Puerto Rico, the cars<br />
come from Europe, where the<br />
concept of “small” rules. High<br />
taxes and expensive shipping<br />
are also factors — the more<br />
cars you can fit on the boat, the<br />
better. Add in the narrow roads<br />
and limited parking spaces,<br />
and micro-cars are the result.<br />
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Roosters<br />
WHY ARE THERE so MANY?<br />
Roll down the windows of<br />
your little rental car out in the<br />
Caribbean countryside and<br />
you’ll hear the constant blaring<br />
of fowl. Chickens, or pollos, are<br />
a major food source. Anyone<br />
can raise them, and they do.<br />
Problem is, the best ratio is 1<br />
rooster to about 15 hens. More<br />
roosters than that, and the<br />
hens die too young from stress.<br />
And that leaves nothing but<br />
roosters, roosters everywhere.<br />
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Smoked meat<br />
WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE?<br />
Yes, they’re smoking something<br />
in the Caribbean. Chicken, beef,<br />
fish and anything people in the<br />
United States might otherwise<br />
throw into a deep fryer.<br />
Whereas Americans want food<br />
and want it now, cooking meat<br />
slowly fits the overall Caribbean<br />
lifestyle. They started<br />
the smoking process centuries<br />
ago as a way to preserve food<br />
in poor areas, with the added<br />
benefit of warding off bugs.<br />
Nassau<br />
Facts<br />
188 miles<br />
to Fort<br />
Lauderdale<br />
300 miles<br />
to The<br />
Caribbean Sea<br />
Caribbean<br />
Sea<br />
Nassau<br />
Cuba<br />
The<br />
Bahamas<br />
Hispanola<br />
Atlantic<br />
Ocean<br />
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The Bahamas<br />
WHY ARE THEY considered part OF THE caribbean?<br />
You can take a “Caribbean cruise” to the Bahamas. Dive guides here talk of exploring<br />
“Caribbean water.” But the Bahamas are in Atlantic water. Nassau, the capital, is no<br />
closer to the Caribbean Sea than New York City is to Ohio. A source at Bahamas Tourism<br />
says, “Our cultural background in music and food is fully Caribbean. So is the vibe.<br />
There are marketing benefits too. What good would it do to say we’re ‘in the Atlantic’?”<br />
from left: istock (2); zach stovall (2)<br />
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Is This the Best Sand?<br />
By zach stovall<br />
I’m enthralled with Cabbage Beach on Paradise Island (Nassau) and Playa Zoni on Culebra. Same<br />
27 with the beach in ∏ulum, Mexico. But Barbuda holds the title for the best sand, hands down. ∏he<br />
sand used to be excavated from Barbuda’s inland deposits and sent on barges to other Caribbean<br />
islands. It’s that perfect. ∏he first time I set foot on Barbuda’s 17-mile beach, I sank down almost to my calf. It<br />
was fluffy, like the foam on a cappuccino. Strung in bands along the waterline were millions of tiny pink shells.<br />
∏hey turn the Barbuda sand pink. Not the subtle pink like you find on Harbor Island. Vibrant pink, unlike any<br />
sand I’d ever seen. ∏here’s no seaweed or beach wrack or footprints. ∏hat’s because there’s almost no development<br />
and very little tourism on Barbuda. ∏he locals prefer it that way. So do I. Because the greatest part of<br />
the Caribbean’s best sand is having nothing on it except my sinking feet. | But what if there’s no sand at all? >><br />
Shoot<br />
This<br />
Photo<br />
p. 82
jochem wijnands/age fotostock
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Questions<br />
why live<br />
on a<br />
sandless<br />
island?<br />
By Edward Readicker-Henderson<br />
I have come to what may be<br />
28 exactly what you aren’t looking<br />
for: a Caribbean island with<br />
no beach. But wait. “We do too have a<br />
beach,” protests Glenn Holm, director of<br />
tourism for the island of Saba. We’re in<br />
his car, going up a steep mountain. “Every<br />
summer it shows up for a little while.”<br />
Flying in, it’s impossible to figure<br />
where a beach might go. ∏he island<br />
rises almost straight out of the ocean, so<br />
exotic looking, so dramatic, no wonder<br />
it was used as Skull Island, home of the<br />
big monkey in King Kong (the real 1933<br />
version, not the computer-generated<br />
abomination of a few years ago).<br />
If Dr. Seuss designed an island, this is<br />
exactly what you’d get. ∏rees growing into<br />
the shape of a Möbius strip, a mountain<br />
peak hidden in clouds and twee Dutchstyle<br />
houses that have survived centuries<br />
of hurricanes. ∏wo guys own really fancy<br />
cars that they might get up to 20 mph<br />
on abrupt downhills that end where<br />
waves start splashing pavement. And<br />
the island’s jail has three cells — they’re<br />
used only when all the hotels are full.<br />
Saba’s road took<br />
ingenuity to build<br />
and decades to<br />
complete. It leads<br />
to the island’s infamous<br />
airstrip, with<br />
no beach in sight.<br />
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Before the<br />
road was completed,<br />
trails were<br />
the only way up<br />
and down the<br />
rocky island.<br />
One trail, to the top<br />
of Mount Scenery,<br />
has exactly 1,064<br />
steps. It’s a<br />
three-hour hike.<br />
As a crow — or, here, maybe a magnificent<br />
frigatebird — flies, Saba is about as<br />
close to the swank resorts of St. Barts as<br />
the back parking lot at Disney World is<br />
to Cinderella’s castle. But it might as well<br />
be a different planet. When I check in<br />
to my hotel, one of its patrons is making<br />
good on a bet he lost to the hotel’s manager<br />
— by doing belly-flops in the pool.<br />
“∏his is a normal Sunday night on<br />
Saba?” I ask the manager.<br />
“Oh, it’s not even dark yet,” he says.<br />
He’s right. So I stroll up to a perch in<br />
Windward, the village closest to the top<br />
of Mount Scenery — yes, that’s really<br />
the name of the peak, and it fits. I watch<br />
the day sink into the ocean, while below<br />
me the mountain also drops into the<br />
water. ∏here isn’t a grain of sand in sight.<br />
∏he next morning I see the importance<br />
of Saba’s only road, called,<br />
understandably, ∏he Road. People can’t<br />
walk along a beach, so they walk the road.<br />
Hard to believe the Dutch government<br />
spent 10 years trying to build it. ∏hen<br />
it gave up, which is easier to believe. A<br />
local man named Josephus Lambert<br />
Hassell took an engineering course<br />
by mail and figured out how to finish<br />
it. ∏ook another 20 years because the<br />
whole island is so steep, but he became a<br />
local hero. Until he completed the road<br />
in 1958, everything still moved on trails.<br />
Not easy when the freshwater spring is at<br />
sea level and your house is at 2,500 feet.<br />
I notice nobody complains. Saba is<br />
unto itself more than anywhere else I’ve<br />
been. ∏he island is Dutch (technically,<br />
Mount Scenery is the highest point in the<br />
Netherlands) but they use U.S. dollars.<br />
Development plans get nixed because<br />
parents remember sleeping just fine on<br />
banana leaves. “∏he leaves rustled,” says<br />
Sandra Johnson, “so our parents knew we<br />
couldn’t get into any trouble.”<br />
Residents don’t seem to realize, or<br />
care, that there’s no beach. Glenn and I<br />
drive over the only flat land on the entire<br />
island — big enough for a church, a couple<br />
of tennis courts and a medical school<br />
full of Canadians — and then it’s down<br />
a steep, winding hill (“Yeah, we replace<br />
our brakes a lot,” he says) to Well’s Bay.<br />
Glenn has a surprise for me.<br />
“∏he beach,” he says. So this is where it<br />
is. Or was. Or will be. Right now, it’s wild<br />
waves coming in over rocks.<br />
“∏he sand is out there,” Glenn says,<br />
gesturing at the ocean. “It all comes in<br />
during the summer, and it’s a great beach.”<br />
And how magical is that? A beach<br />
that comes and goes with the season,<br />
appearing and disappearing like the<br />
world’s best slow-motion magic trick.<br />
Nobody’s telling me when it will come<br />
or how long it will stay. Like any good<br />
magic trick, the beach is the island’s<br />
secret, revealed only to locals, and the<br />
select few who happen to be here when<br />
it happens. | Caribbean food secrets >><br />
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do you know this is ...<br />
a sand factory<br />
Some sand comes from crushed<br />
shells. But loads come from this<br />
parrotfish. It can produce two tons of sand<br />
in one year. How? The grains are undigested<br />
coral that she excretes. Which explains<br />
why we shower when leaving the beach.<br />
the sea’s smartest life<br />
If you’re looking for the brainiest<br />
living creature in the Caribbean,<br />
take a dip in the water off Little Tobago.<br />
What is believed to be the largest brain<br />
coral in the world lives here (10 feet by 16<br />
feet, or 1,200 times the size of your brain).<br />
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baby turtle paradise<br />
One in 1,000 green sea turtles (at<br />
most) will survive birds, fish and<br />
other perils on the way from the birthing<br />
nest to adulthood. Odds are much better<br />
at Grand Cayman’s sea-turtle farm, which<br />
has released 31,000 turtles since 1968.<br />
A lake hotter than soup<br />
The island of Dominica is home<br />
to the region’s warmest lake. No<br />
swimming! It’s called simply Boiling Lake<br />
for a reason: Water temperatures consistently<br />
reach over 200 degrees.<br />
not where you thought<br />
The movie Pirates of the Caribbean:<br />
On Stranger Tides was strange<br />
indeed because only two scenes were<br />
filmed in the Caribbean (Puerto Rico). The<br />
others were shot on the Hawaiian Islands.<br />
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a very lonely place<br />
There are 7,000 islands in the<br />
Caribbean. Visit one every day<br />
and it would take more than 19 years to<br />
see them all. You’d be lonely too, because<br />
only 2 percent of the islands are inhabited.<br />
35. A stretch: Grand Cayman’s famed Seven Mile Beach is 5 1/ 2 miles.<br />
36. A snow job: The closest thing to snowfall was a mix of snow and rain in Grand Bahama (1977).<br />
37. Not so hot: It’s rare for the islands to reach 100 degrees. Dominica’s 10-year high is 95.<br />
Take the Caribbean Facts Quiz: islands.com/caribfacts<br />
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Where is it from?<br />
By Ramin Ganeshram<br />
∏he Caribbean’s most iconic foods — those tasty nibbles that call to mind an island paradise<br />
— aren’t really Caribbean at all. In fact, these beloved foods are an edible palimpsest, every<br />
bite telling a nuanced story of history upon history: etched down, forgotten, rewritten and<br />
embellished again and again. A story of native peoples, European conquerors, slaves and indentured<br />
servants. ∏his pictured feast may employ cooking methods from native Caribs, Arawaks<br />
and ∏ainos, but they’re mixed with cooking techniques from England and Spain, mixed with<br />
ingredients from the South Pacific, Africa, India and Australia. All in one meal! We call it<br />
Caribbean cuisine. But it’s really a taste of the world. | do you see what we don’t on the next page? >><br />
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provisions // Pacific<br />
Breadfruit, jackfruit, taro and<br />
eddo (malanga) are known<br />
as “provisions” — foodstuffs<br />
of the poor. They’re easy to<br />
grow and very filling. Cooked,<br />
boiled, roasted, curried and<br />
used in casseroles, stews and<br />
breads, this Caribbean staple<br />
comes from the South Pacific<br />
— brought by Capt. Bligh<br />
as belly fillers for slaves.<br />
lori barbely: Food stylist: Holly v. kapherr<br />
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Patties // England<br />
Jerk //Africa<br />
plantains // Asia<br />
flan // Spa i n<br />
Most associated with Jamaica,<br />
meat patties are stuffed<br />
with beef, chicken, shrimp or<br />
goat. Seasoned with African,<br />
Indian and native spices<br />
like hot pepper, curry and<br />
annatto, the patty is actually an<br />
English pasty — just like those<br />
Charles Dickens would have<br />
eaten on 19th-century London<br />
streets. Well, almost.<br />
Using spice and smoke to cure<br />
game was a method of<br />
preservation used by native<br />
Tainos, Caribs and Arawaks,<br />
who called the Caribbean<br />
home before European colonization.<br />
But it was 18th-century<br />
Jamaican slaves called Maroons<br />
who added their native<br />
West African hot peppers to the<br />
mix — and thus jerk was born.<br />
These make a sweet treat<br />
when ripe and fried, or a<br />
starchy side dish when boiled<br />
and mashed or roasted. Easily<br />
one of the most beloved<br />
Caribbean foods, this large<br />
banana — like many provisions<br />
and like all bananas — is<br />
not Caribbean at all but native<br />
to Southeast Asia, India, Australia<br />
and Malaysia.<br />
Flan de coco is a famed<br />
Puerto Rican dessert found in<br />
the Spanish Caribbean. Don’t<br />
be fooled by its tropical tones<br />
— it’s merely an island version<br />
of the classic Spanish dessert<br />
of sweetened egg custard with<br />
a caramelized sugar base<br />
that came with<br />
Spanish conquerors<br />
to the Caribbean.<br />
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and find other<br />
Caribbean<br />
recipes from<br />
Ramin Ganeshram.<br />
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Is there really a<br />
Green fLash?<br />
By jonathan whittle<br />
I’ve never seen bigfoot, a unicorn<br />
or the green flash. You<br />
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know the green flash. ∏hat<br />
alleged burst of color (apparently<br />
green) that shows up (supposedly)<br />
for a millisecond as the sun vanishes<br />
into the ocean. It’s the stuff of legend<br />
among Caribbean travelers. As far as<br />
I’m concerned, it’s a delusion.<br />
∏hat said, here I sit on a beach in St.<br />
Kitts. Next to me is a middle-aged couple<br />
spackled with sunscreen. We focus on the<br />
horizon, waiting for that micro-moment,<br />
when the woman decides to tell me, “We<br />
saw it on our honeymoon. It was magical!”<br />
Her husband nods along in time<br />
and describes it succinctly: “It was green.”<br />
“Where were you?” I ask.<br />
“At a beach bar in Jamaica,” she says.<br />
I’ve found that most folks who claim<br />
to have experienced this elusive event<br />
have done so during or right after happy<br />
hour. In fact, a good number of liquid<br />
establishments lure in the island traveler<br />
with a drink called the green flash.<br />
If you listen to Mike Finneran, who<br />
works for the atmospheric science division<br />
of NASA, he’ll tell you that the<br />
flash is an event caused by refraction and<br />
scattering of light. In layman’s terms,<br />
it’s said to be the process of atmospheric<br />
particles bending the visible spectrum<br />
of light, much like a prism, allowing all<br />
other colors except green to fade first<br />
from view. ∏his natural occurrence<br />
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leaves the impression that the top of<br />
the sun has “flashed” into a green halo<br />
before stumbling off for the night.<br />
“I’ve never seen it,” Mike admits. “I<br />
don’t even know anyone who’s seen it.”<br />
I’m with him — not buying it. But<br />
because so many Caribbean travelers<br />
swear they’ve seen it, I’m here on St.<br />
Kitts to make one final attempt.<br />
So I freeze my face and strain every<br />
tiny eye muscle to stay focused on the<br />
sun as it drops. My retinas burn. And<br />
then … the sun slips unceremoniously<br />
into the sea. Nothing. I wipe tears<br />
from my cheeks. “I saw it!” a man down<br />
the beach shouts, spilling his drink in<br />
the sand. Dammit. islands.com/caribbean<br />
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