siegje Januari 2012.indd - Scoutingranst

Hello my dear boyscouts!
A story of epic awesomeness! (met schrijffoutttten mijn excuses)
I will tell you a story of the ancient Ree. Ree was a great explorer, he traveled the
furthest lands and sailed the most ferocious oceans. He was never afraid and
always continued. Ree had 2 great companions, Towlie the wicked and Sterf the
dead knight. Towlie was a crazy man who always got himself out of the most
dangerous troubles with his jokes so he could walk away unscaved . Sterf the
dead knight was a silent companion but he was very wise, he dies very often but on
a weird way he always returns as if nothing happened.
On a certain 14th of January the fellowship was traveling through the lands of
the Indians now known as America, here they just survived a battle with big
awesome bears. (except for Sterf, he sterved and returned as usual) they were
exhausted and where looking for a herberg and found one when it was 8uur they
got in and fed themselves on chips and fizzy bublech after this they watched an
act by the landlord and his slaves until 10uur and they went to bed to get some
sleep.
(Vinnie will not bring movies with him! If we suspect he has movies with him we will
frisk him and if it seems he has brought movies we will eat him alive)
21.1.1042 A.D.
The next tale I will tell you all is about a journey which they made in Eastern
Europe, they were on a quest to Frankenstein’s castle. Frankenstein was a
scientist who experimented quite about everything that was dangerous and fun.
This was approximately between 8 and 10 hrs in the evening. Towlie almost got
killed by a laser beam but told a joke and Dr. Frankenstein laughed and shot his
cat which exploded, unfortunately for Sterf. Why? In those days cats where
about 1m tall and had razor-sharp nails and teeth which where about 10cm long,
bad luck for Sterf all these deadly projectiles hit him right in the face while Ree
and Towlie only got hit by the soft fur. Ree took his bigassmotherfucking spear
and threw it at Frankenstein, which hit him quite deadly, right between his eyes.
Yippee-ka-yay motherfucker! (yes Ree invented this sentence)
Anno 28.1.1367