Noviembre, 2012 Ed. 13 Titulares - Dinamita Magazine

NoviembreEnglish Jokes27Pickle SlicerBill worked in a picklefactory. He had beenemployed there for anumber of years whenhe came home one dayto confess to his wifethat he had a terrible compulsion.He had anurge to stick his penis into the pickleslicer. His wife suggested that heshould see a sex therapist to talkabout it, but Bill said he would betoo embarrassed. He vowed toovercome the compulsion on hisown.One day a few weeks later, Bill camehome and his wife could seeat once that something wasseriously wrong. “What’s wrong,Bill?” she asked.“Do you remember that I told youhow I had this tremendous urge toput my penis into the pickle slicer?”“Oh, Bill, you didn’t!” she exclaimed.“Yes, I did.” he replied.“My God, Bill, what happened?”“I got fired.”“No, Bill. I mean, what happenedwith the pickle slicer?”“Oh..she got fired too.”Ahooded robber burstinto a Oklahoma bankand forced the tellers toload a sack full of cash.On his way out the door, a braveOklahoma customer grabbed thehood and pulled it off revealingthe robber’s face.The robber shot thecustomer without amoment’s hesitation.He then looked around thebank and noticed one of thetellers looking straightat him. The robberinstantly shot him also.Everyone else, by now very scared,looked intentlydown at the floor in silence.The robber yelled, ‘Well, did anyoneelse see my face?’There are a few momentsof utter silence in whicheveryone was plainlyafraid to speak.Then, one old cowboyfrom West Texastentatively raised hishand and said, ‘Mywife got a prettygood look at you.’PreguntasEntra un señor a una tienda ypregunta: - ¿Tiene venenopara ratas?- El señor de la tienda leresponde: - Lo va a llevar?- y el señor le responde:- No voy a traer a losratones para que selo coman acá.EstabaJaimitoJaimito hablando mucho enclase sin prestar atención hastaque se cansa el profe...- Escuchame bien Jaimito, si note callás de una vez voy a llamara tu madre.- ¡Jua! como quiera, pero mireque ella habla más que yo!