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• IMPORTANT BITS •
• WELCOME TO •
THE WYLDES
THE HOME OF…
IT HAS BEEN CREATED BY ‘RADGETS’, USING RECYCLED,
SUSTAINABLE AND WASTE MATERIALS.
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TO KEEP THE TICKET PRICES LOW THEY GAVE THEIR TIME,
EFFORT AND SKILL FOR LITTLE OR NO MONEY.
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SO TOO DID EVERYBODY WHO WORKED TIRELESSLY FOR
MONTHS BEHIND THE SCENES.
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AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR RIGHT TO
PARTY BY WORKING TODAY.
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IT’S NOT PERFECT BUT WE LOVE IT.
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PLEASE BE KIND TO THE SITE AND EVERYBODY IN IT.
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THANKS FOR COMING… ENJOY.
TEAM ‘PALLOOZA
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• WAIT, WHAT?! WE’RE 11?? HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!
• NO GLASS. GLASS ISN’T ALLOWED ANYWHERE AT THE WYLDES AS IT’S VERY BAD
FOR THE LITTLE (AND BIG) CRITTERS WHO CALL THIS HOME.
• PERSONAL ALCOHOL: YOU’RE ALLOWED TO BRING IN WHATEVER YOU CAN
CARRY UPON YOUR PERSON (NO WHEELBARROWS ETC!) AS YOU ENTER AND GET
YOUR WRISTBAND. THAT’S ALL THE PERSONAL BOOZE YOU’LL BE ALLOWED TO
BRING IN FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
• NO PERSONAL ALCOHOL IN THE MAIN ARENA OR PALLOOZAVILLE – THESE ARE
LICENSED AREAS SO PERSONAL ALCOHOL WILL BE CONFISCATED. HOWEVER, OUR
DRINK PRICES ARE KEPT IN LINE WITH PUB PRICES, SO GO CRAZY AT THE BARS.
• NO DRUGS. WE HAVE A ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY TOWARDS DRUGS. IF YOU
ARE CAUGHT USING, OR ARE IN POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL DRUGS OR LEGAL HIGHS
INCLUDING NITROUS OXIDE (NOS) ALONG WITH ASSOCIATED ITEMS INCLUDING
BUT NOT LIMITED TO BALLOONS, CO2 DISPENSERS AND WHIPPED CREAM
DISPENSERS, OUR FRIENDLY BUT FIRM SECURITY TEAM WILL IMMEDIATELY ASK YOU
TO LEAVE THE SITE.
• KNOW YOUR FIRE/ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EXITS! SEE THE MAP IN THIS BOOKLET TO
FIND YOUR CLOSEST.
• NO PETS. AS MUCH AS WE’D LOVE KEVIN THE COCKAPOO TO COME TOO,
THIS IS A WORKING FARM, SO ALL DOGS, CATS, AND ANY OTHER DOMESTICATED
FAUNA MUST STAY AT HOME.
• NO BAD ATTITUDES. LEOPALLOOZA HAS WON AWARDS BY BEING A FRIENDLY,
ROOTSY FESTIVAL. WE’RE PROUD OF THAT, AND SO SHOULD YOU BE. WELL DONE.
• CAMPING… PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR IMMEDIATE NEIGHBOURS.
THEY’RE EITHER FRIENDS, OR FRIENDS YOU JUST HAVEN’T MADE FRIENDS WITH YET.
• LOOK 25. OUR BARS RUN ON A VERY STRICT LOOK 25 POLICY. IF YOU DON’T
LOOK 25, LUCKY YOU: BRING SOME ID WITH YOU TO THE BAR SO YOU CAN PROVE
US WRONG.
• WRISTBAND: SUPER IMPORTANT. DON’T LOSE IT.
• RUBBISH IS OUR BIGGEST ISSUE, YEAR ON YEAR. PLEASE BE A GOOD FESTIVAL
GOER AND USE YOUR BINBAGS. WE’D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD TAKE
YOUR RUBBISH HOME WITH YOU TOO. THANKS!
• OUR NEIGHBOURS ALLOW THIS THING TO HAPPEN. WE’RE VERY GRATEFUL.
PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF THEM AND KEEP NOISE TO A MINIMUM AFTER HOURS.
• SMALL BBQS ARE ALLOWED, BUT PLEASE USE SAFELY. ALWAYS FULLY EXTINGUISH
AFTER USING AND NEVER PLACE IT INSIDE OR IN THE PORCH AREA OF YOUR TENT.
• VALUABLES. WE FIND LOST KEYS, WALLETS, HIPPIES AND PHONES EVERY YEAR.
KEEP YOUR VALUABLES SOMEWHERE SAFE, AND SHOULD YOU LOSE SOMETHING,
SPEAK TO OUR SECURITY OR VISIT THE MERCH STAND.
• PLEASE LEAVE BY MONDAY, 2PM, AS THE COWS WILL BE ITCHING TO GET BACK
TO THE CUD.
• GOT POI? BURY IT UNDER YOUR TENT AND PRETEND NO-ONE NOTICED.
• HASHTAGGING? #LEO11 AND #LEOPALLOOZA SHOULD DO IT!
• WE’RE 11! LET’S PARTY!

FIRE MEETING POINTS

FRIDAY
• M A I N S T A G E •
16:00 • KING CREATURE 17:00 • SAM GREEN AND THE MIDNIGHT HEIST 18:20 • FLAMINGODS
19:45 • THE SCRIBES 21:15 • SPRING KING 22:45 • THE CRIBS
• S E C O N D S T A G E •
16:30 • WAXX 17:40 • ALICE JEMIMA 19:00 • THE MODERN STRANGERS
20:30 • COLOURING 22:00 • THE JAPANESE HOUSE
• M O N O •
17:00 • THE INNER SERPENT SURFING ASSOCIATION 18:00 • VELVET HANDS 19:00 • PENELOPE ISLES
20:00 • ANNABEL ALLUM 21:00 • HOLIDAY GHOSTS 22:00 • HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE JANE FONDA AEROBIC VHS?
23:00 • THE BLACK TAMBOURINES 00:00 • JIM JONES & THE RIGHTEOUS MIND 01:00 • HEY SCENESTERS DJ
• T H E T R E E L I N E •
16:00 • DEALO BROWN 17:00 • TIMMY SAXTON 18:00 • ASHLEY THOMAS 19:00 • JASON BALL
20:00 • JACK BE NIMBLE 21:00 • DRIFT 22:00 • AURBS 23:00 • BARELY LEGAL 00:00 • STANTON WARRIORS
• T E M P L E O F B O O M •
16:00 • LOVELIGHT SOUNDSYSTEM 17:00 • BEAR TWISTS
18:00 • THE FRITZ 19:00 • SPINFORTH 20:00 • EXTRA MEDIUM 21:00 • TUXEDO JUNCTION
22:00 • TWOGOOD 23:15 • FEATURECAST 00:45 • FATHER FUNK
• B B C M U S I C I N T R O D U C I N G I N C O R N W A L L •
13:45 • BROOK WARD 14:45 • KEZIA 16:00 • THE TUESDAY SYNDICATE
17:15 • HARRY COLLIER 19:00 • HAUNT THE WOODS

SATURDAY
• M A I N S T A G E •
13:00 • DUSK AT DAWNS 14:20 • THE TUESDAY SYNDICATE 15:40 • KESTON COBBLERS CLUB
17:00 • SUNSET SONS 18:20 • DAGNY 19:45 • VANT 21:15 • COASTS 22:45 • MAXIMO PARK
• S E C O N D S T A G E •
13:40 • WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR 15:00 • BLUE HOUSE 16:20 • FRANCOBOLLO
17:40 • THE COMET IS COMING 19:00 • HELLO OPERATOR 20:30 • KRRUM 22:00 • PULLED APART BY HORSES
• M O N O •
15:30 • COMEDY HOUR WITH MARK AND DANNY 16:35 • BASTARD 17:20 • THE GET RIDS
18:10 • WILLIAM WEAK 19:00 JOHN JOHANNA 20:00 • LONE TAXIDERMIST 21:00 • NIGHT MOTOR 22:00 • SKINNY MILK
23:00 • BAD NERVES 00:00 • TURBOWOLF 01:00 • THE WONDER YEAHS
• T H E T R E E L I N E •
12:00-15:00 • TREELINE TERRACE WITH LLSS & GUESTS 16:00 • GRIME INTERLUDE 17:00 • DJ NIGHT OWL 18:00 • TWO TRIBES
19:00 • FERGS 20:00 • ALFRESCO DISCO 22:00 • ARTHR 23:00 • LE SOSO 00:00 • WAIFS & STRAYS
• T E M P L E O F B O O M •
13:00 • JELLY FUNK ALLSTARS 15:00 • PRAGMATIK 16:00 • B-SIDE
17:00 • DJ ANDY BAKER 18:00 • EMMERSON SHAKIN PALMER 19:00 • DEPHICIT & SUMMER BRIGHT
20:00 • MORPHOSIS 21:00 • X-RAY TED 22:00 • C@ IN THE H@ 23:00 • WBBL 00:00 • HONG KONG PING PONG
• B B C M U S I C I N T R O D U C I N G I N C O R N W A L L •
11:15 • RUE 12:15 • THE REZNER 13:15 • GODSTONE 14:15 • HONEY 15:15 • KING COLOBUS
16:30 • WOLF NOTE 17:45 • THE SUM OF 19:00 • THE SCRIBES

SUNDAY
• M A I N S T A G E •
13:00 • OH MY GOD! IT’S THE CHURCH 14:20 • JOSH CURNOW 15:40 • THE ANDY QUICK BAND 17:00 • SOUND OF THE SIRENS
18:20 • KIAH VICTORIA 19:45 • SAMM HENSHAW 21:15 • CLEAN CUT KID 22:45 • GABRIELLE APLIN
• S E C O N D S T A G E •
13:40 • JOANNA COOKE 15:00 • HEIN COOPER 16:20 • KEIR 17:40 • PARADISIA
19:00 • RHYS LEWIS 20:30 • SEAFRET 22:00 • AMBER RUN
• M O N O •
17:00 • PUNKOMEDY HOUR 19:00 • THE REZNER 20:00 • PIXEY 21:00 • SYD MILES
21:50 • LOCAL NOBODIES 22:20 • SOUL COOKIN DJS 23:25 • SON OF DAVE 00:00 • BIG SETS
• T H E T R E E L I N E •
12:00 - 15:00 • B SIDE COLLECTIVE 15:00 • LOVELIGHT SOUNDSYSTEM 16:00 • ARNO
17:00 • FUTURE P 18:00 • LP 19:00 • SNATCH THE WAX 20:00 • GHOSTACOASTA
21:00 • LOVELIGHT SOUNDSYSTEM 22:00 • CRAWFORD 00:00 • REDLIGHT
• T E M P L E O F B O O M •
13:00 • FAT HARRY 14:00 • PAUL KELLY 15:00 • MR RICH & THE CARETAKER 16:00 • DETTA
17:00 • DUB DRENCHED SOUNDSYSTEM 18:00 • COCKNEY NUTJOB & THE KURNEL MC 19:00 • HEDLUV & PASSMAN
20:00 • TROPICAL TEA PARTY PRESENTS: HIPHOPPAPOTUMUS & RU ROBINSON 23:00 • THE ALLERGIES
• B B C M U S I C I N T R O D U C I N G I N C O R N W A L L •
11:00 • BRIDGITTE HANDLEY 12:00 • FAULTS 13:00 • CITATIONS 14:00 • CHARLIE BOWDERY 14:45 • PUPILS OF THE CLOCK
15:45 • THE VELVET HANDS 17:00 • PATRONS 18:15 • AUCTION FOR THE PROMISE CLUB 19:30 • MORIATY

STAND UP
I N T H E W Y L D E S
3 DAYS + 5 STAGES 25.08.17 - 27.08.17
FRIDAY
Bill Bailey
Zoe Lyons
Andrew Lawrence
Lolly Adefope
Chris Purchase
Louis Burgess
Paul KErenSa
Wayne The Weird
MJ Walker
Eddie French
The Monks
Ken Parsons
STAGE MCS
RICHARD JAMES
CERYS NELMES
TOM APPLETON
SATURDAY
Katherine Ryan
Kernow King
Henry Phillips
Andrew Watts
Dave Thompson
Colin Leggo
Steve Heller
Dr. Gore
Phil Knoxville
Tom Latimer
Johnny Campbell
Tim Holehouse
Mat Costin
STAGE MCS
TOM GLOVER
CERYS NELMES
TOM APPLETON
Sunday
Russell Kane
ALAN DAVIES
HAL CRUTTENDEN
Mishka Shubaly
JT Habersaat
Kristine Levine
Birdcloud
Simon King
WES ZAHURAK
Junior Simpson
Hedluv and Passman
Ignacio Lopez
STAGE MCS
SANDI SMITH
CERYS NELMES
TOM APPLETON
+ More to be announced
L E O PA L L O O Z A
• STATEMENT OF PARTY PURPOSE •
WE AIM…
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TO BE THE FRIENDLIEST MUSIC EVENT IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
LEOPALLOOZA WAS BUILT UPON SOME SOLID FRIENDSHIPS, AND WE’RE
PROUD OF THE FACT THAT THOSE FRIENDSHIPS HAVE LASTED AND INFORMED
EVERY CORNER OF THE FESTIVAL RIGHT UP TO TODAY. WE WANT TO EXPOUND
THAT WELCOMING VIBE THAT CORNWALL IS ALREADY SO RENOWNED FOR TO
THE TICKET HOLDERS, ARTISTS, STAFF AND VISITORS. YOU’RE ALL OUR GUESTS.
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TO KEEP OUR PRICES TO THE MINIMUM FROM WHICH IT’S POSSIBLE TO CREATE
AND EXECUTE A 72 HOUR-LONG INDEPENDENT PARTY.
WE CHECK OUR TICKET FEES EVERY YEAR, TO ASCERTAIN EXACTLY WHAT
THE ENTIRE EVENT COSTS US TO CREATE AND AGAINST THE PRICE OF OTHER
FESTIVALS OF SIMILAR TYPE AND CAPACITY. FROM THIS WE CAN DEDUCE THE
MINIMUM FEE THAT WE CAN CHARGE FOR TICKETS AND STILL PUT ON A GREAT
PARTY. WE ALSO KEEP ALL OUR OWN BEER & FOOD COSTS IN CHECK, AS WE
FEEL IT’S COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE TO OVER-PRICE. IF YOU’RE HAPPY, WE’RE
HAPPY, THE EVENT IS HAPPY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY COME BACK!
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TO BRING THE MOST EXCITING NEW MUSIC IN THE UK (AND BEYOND WHEN
POSSIBLE) DOWN TO OUR VALLEY IN CORNWALL.
WE START CHECKING OUT MUSIC IN THE AUTUMN, AND THEN SPEND
COUNTLESS HOURS LISTENING TO, READING ABOUT AND KEEPING OUR EARS
TO THE PROVERBIAL GROUND FOR ACTS THAT WE BELIEVE STAND IN GOOD
STEAD TO INCREASE IN STANDING AND CREDIBILITY. IT’S LESS ABOUT BIG
NAMES, AND MORE ABOUT ‘I HEARD THEM AT LEOPALLOOZA FIRST!’
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TO NEVER FORGET HOW IT ALL BEGAN.
ESSENTIALLY, WE WERE A HOUSE PARTY THAT WE COULDN’T FIT IN THE HOUSE.
SO WE PUT IT IN A FIELD. IN THAT RESPECT AT LEAST, NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
WE’RE STILL THE SAME TEAM, AND EVERY YEAR, WITH YOUR HELP, WE STILL SET
OUT TO BE: THE GREATEST HOUSE PARTY
…IN A FIELD.
CORNWALL COMEDY FESTIVAL | WWW.INTOTHEWYLDES.COM
@INTOTHEWYLDES @INTOTHEWYLDES /INTOTHEWYLDES

• EXTRA INFORMATION •
LEOPALLOOZA OPENS AT 9AM ON FRIDAY, AND MUSIC KICKS OFF AT 12PM.
HOWEVER, THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING HAPPENING SOMEWHERE, SO DON’T BE
AFRAID TO EXPLORE…
CAMPSITE & CAR PARK OPEN (FRIDAY 28 TH JULY)
FESTIVAL BEGINS/ARENA OPENS (FRIDAY)
ARENA CURFEW (FRIDAY)
ARENA OPENS (SATURDAY)
ARENA CURFEW (SATURDAY)
ARENA OPENS (SUNDAY)
ARENA CURFEW (SUNDAY)
CAMPSITE/CAR PARK CLOSE (MONDAY 31 ST JULY)
COWS RETURN FOR A CUD-FEST
• PALLOOZAVILLE •
OUR DELICIOUS FRIENDS IN PALLOOZAVILLE WILL BE YOUR GO-TO BREAKFAST
SPOT… SOME WILL EVEN BE OPEN AT 7AM!
• INFORMATION / LOST & FOUND •
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, OR YOU’VE LOST ANYTHING, FROM A WALLET TO A LOVED
ONE, HEAD FOR OUR MERCH SHOP, LOCATED CLOSE TO THE MAIN GATE INTO THE
ARENA IN PALLOOZAVILLE. OUR FRIENDLY STAFF WILL BE THERE TO HELP! SHOULD
THE MERCH SHOP BE CLOSED, SPEAK TO THE SECURITY STAFF ON THE MAIN GATE
INTO THE ARENA.
• CASH •
UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NO ACCESS TO CASH ON SITE. CASH MACHINES ARE
AVAILABLE AT WHITSTONE VILLAGE STORES, AT THE POST OFFICE IN WAINHOUSE
CORNER STORES, AND AROUND BUDE.
HOWEVER, OUR BARS DO ACCEPT CARDS! SO GO WILD WITH THE PLASTIC.
• LEOPALLOOZA SHUTTLE BUS/TAXIS •
THE LEOPALLOOZA SHUTTLE BUS RUNS FROM THE STRAND BUS SHELTER IN BUDE
(OPPOSITE THE GLOBE HOTEL) TO THE SHUTTLE STOP AT LEOPALLOOZA (AND VICE
VERSA) DURING THE FOLLOWING PERIODS:
FRIDAY: 8:30AM – 8:30PM
SATURDAY: 9AM – 11AM
SUNDAY: 9AM –12PM
MONDAY: 7AM – 12PM
TIME
09:00
14:00
02:00
11:00
02:00
12:00
01:30
14:00
15:00
SHUTTLE RUNS WILL BE £7.50 PER PERSON PER TRIP (CASH ONLY – THERE ARE
SEVERAL CASH MACHINES CLOSE TO THE STRAND BUS SHELTER SHOULD YOU NEED
THEM!). IF YOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH STACEY TO CHECK ON HIS ARRIVAL/
DEPARTURE TIMES, CALL: 07771 824141. STACEY WILL ALSO HAVE A CAB ON SITE
24/7 SHOULD YOU NEED TO GO ANYWHERE!
TREV’S TAXIS: 07799 663217 (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY US!)
ROBS CABS: 07771 824141 (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY US!)
PARKERS (HOLSWORTHY): 07794 637143 (6 SEATER AVAILABLE)
AB TAXIS (LAUNCESTON): 01566 776877
WWW.WEDDINGSINTHEWYLDES.COM