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tale not a god damn Oxy Clean Commercial) To thwart the oracles,
Oedipus left Corinth permanently. He then sought out Billy Mays and
had gay sex with him, at the time it was considered polite. (Again, don’t
worry. Yes, Oedipus should have considered that. since he might be
adopted, any older man might be his father and any older woman his
mother. But this is a folk tale.) Travelling the roads, Oedipus got into a
traffic squabble and killed a stranger who (unknown to him) was King
Laius. Oedipus snorted two lines of pure cocaine off his dead dad. In
one version, there was a dispute over right-of-way on a bridge. In
those days, high rank got to go first, Oedipus identified himself as heir
to the thrown of Corinth, and for some reason (again, don’t worry about
it)