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<strong>Cards</strong><br />

<strong>Against</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

How to make your own<br />

<strong>Cards</strong> <strong>Against</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> is a game for Treasury officials* or o<strong>the</strong>rs who maybe dislike <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong>.<br />

Alternatively, it is a way for people wrestling with a struggling health system to vent <strong>the</strong>ir frustration.<br />

Unlike most of <strong>the</strong> party games you’ve played before, <strong>Cards</strong> <strong>Against</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> is as despicable<br />

and awkward as you and your friends. And <strong>the</strong> answers you come up with might be<br />

every bit as vexing as <strong>the</strong> issues you face at work.<br />

To start playing simply download and print this pdf, and cut out <strong>the</strong> question and answer cards.<br />

The Rules<br />

To start <strong>the</strong> game, each player draws ten white cards from <strong>the</strong> Treasury. The person who<br />

most recently made use of a health service is appointed as <strong>the</strong> Secretary of State’s National Card<br />

Director (Card Tsar) and draws a blue card. The Card Tsar reads <strong>the</strong> question card. Everyone else<br />

answers <strong>the</strong> question or fills in <strong>the</strong> blank by passing one white card, face down, to <strong>the</strong> Card Tsar.<br />

In order to keep <strong>the</strong> game moving faster than a hospital waiting list, <strong>the</strong> Card Tsar should set a time<br />

limit of 90 seconds to prepare an answer, which <strong>the</strong>y can time on <strong>the</strong>ir phone. The Card Tsar shuffles<br />

all of <strong>the</strong> answers and – in <strong>the</strong> interest of transparency – shares each card combination with <strong>the</strong> group.<br />

The Card Tsar <strong>the</strong>n makes an arbitrary choice as to what <strong>the</strong>y consider to be <strong>the</strong> funniest<br />

combination and whoever submits it gets one rating point for <strong>the</strong>ir quality scorecard.<br />

After <strong>the</strong> round, a new player is appointed Card Tsar and everyone draws<br />

back up to ten cards from <strong>the</strong> Treasury and <strong>the</strong> game continues.<br />

Pick 2<br />

Some cards say “pick 2” on <strong>the</strong> bottom. To answer <strong>the</strong>se, each player plays two white cards<br />

in combination. Play <strong>the</strong>m in <strong>the</strong> order that <strong>the</strong> Card Tsar should read <strong>the</strong>m. The order matters.<br />

Evolving <strong>the</strong> rules<br />

Not having much luck at <strong>Cards</strong> <strong>Against</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong>? Then do as all good policymakers do<br />

and bend (sorry, change) <strong>the</strong> rules to suit your mood. Feel free to tweet your rule variations<br />

using #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> so o<strong>the</strong>rs can share in your twisted logic.<br />

*Allegedly<br />

www.incisivehealth.com<br />

@incisivehealth<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


_____ + _____<br />

= _____<br />

[Draw 2]<br />

[Pick 3]<br />

_____ and ____ :<br />

liberating <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

[Pick 2]<br />

_____ is a slippery slope<br />

that leads to _____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

_____ :<br />

MHRA approved;<br />

NICE recommended<br />

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_____ :<br />

<strong>the</strong> best pain relief<br />

_____ :<br />

It’s a trap<br />

_____ :<br />

That’s how<br />

I want to die<br />

A Department<br />

of Health is too<br />

narrowly focused.<br />

We need a<br />

Department of Health<br />

and _____<br />

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After <strong>the</strong><br />

major incident,<br />

Jeremy Hunt brought<br />

_____ to show<br />

<strong>the</strong> staff at <strong>the</strong><br />

local <strong>NHS</strong> hospital<br />

his gratitude<br />

Alternative medicine<br />

is now embracing<br />

<strong>the</strong> curative powers<br />

of _____<br />

And <strong>the</strong> next<br />

HSJ award for _____<br />

goes to _____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

Before an operation,<br />

I like to think about<br />

_____<br />

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Before I agree<br />

to your redundancy<br />

payout, I must show<br />

you _____<br />

Care home vanguards:<br />

like care homes,<br />

but with _____<br />

CQC guidelines<br />

now prohibit _____<br />

in hospitals<br />

Dear Doctor,<br />

I’m having some<br />

trouble with _____<br />

and would like<br />

your advice<br />

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Did you know<br />

that _____ has<br />

really been _____<br />

all along?<br />

Doctor,<br />

what’s that smell?<br />

For my next trick,<br />

I will pull _____<br />

out of _____<br />

I drink to forget<br />

_____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

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I get by with<br />

a little help from<br />

_____<br />

I got 99 problems<br />

but _____ isn’t one<br />

I never<br />

truly understood<br />

_____<br />

until<br />

I encountered<br />

_____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

I’m sorry Simon,<br />

but I couldn’t<br />

complete my<br />

Sustainability and<br />

Transformation Plan<br />

because of _____<br />

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In an <strong>NHS</strong><br />

ravaged by _____ ,<br />

our only solace<br />

is _____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

In a quiet<br />

corner of <strong>the</strong><br />

House of Commons<br />

division lobby,<br />

Jeremy Hunt<br />

struggles with _____<br />

for <strong>the</strong> first time<br />

In <strong>the</strong> latest<br />

government initiative,<br />

people who miss<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> appointments<br />

will now be given<br />

_____<br />

It’s a pity<br />

that junior doctors<br />

<strong>the</strong>se days are all<br />

getting involved with<br />

_____<br />

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Make a haiku<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> Confed<br />

conference would<br />

be incomplete<br />

without _____<br />

No decision about me,<br />

without _____<br />

Nurses like _____<br />

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Only _____ and _____<br />

can save <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> now<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

Our dentist gives<br />

toys to our children<br />

when <strong>the</strong>y visit.<br />

The latest toy<br />

was _____<br />

Step 1: _____<br />

Step 2: _____<br />

Step 3: Sustainability<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

That’s right,<br />

I killed _____<br />

How you ask?<br />

_____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

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The Hunterian Museum<br />

at <strong>the</strong> Royal College<br />

of Surgeons has just<br />

opened an exhibition<br />

on _____<br />

The newest<br />

ambulances take _____<br />

wherever <strong>the</strong>y go<br />

The next ‘nanny state’<br />

initiative will be<br />

_____<br />

The <strong>NHS</strong> England<br />

board meeting was<br />

completely ruined by<br />

_____<br />

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The title of<br />

Sir David Nicholson’s<br />

autobiography is:<br />

“_____ :<br />

<strong>the</strong> story of _____”<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

They said<br />

we were crazy.<br />

They said we<br />

couldn’t put ____<br />

inside of ____<br />

They were wrong<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

To be screened at<br />

next year’s <strong>NHS</strong> Expo:<br />

_____ <strong>the</strong> Musical<br />

We should<br />

commemorate<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> with a<br />

50 foot statue<br />

of _____<br />

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What don’t you<br />

want to find in your<br />

hospital food?<br />

What gets better<br />

with age?<br />

What helps<br />

Jim Mackey unwind?<br />

What is<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> Improvement<br />

hiding from me?<br />

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What is <strong>the</strong><br />

Government doing<br />

to inspire <strong>the</strong><br />

next generation<br />

of healthcare<br />

professionals?<br />

What will always<br />

get you a ticket<br />

to Davos?<br />

What’s<br />

Jeremy Hunt<br />

thinking about<br />

right now?<br />

When I was poorly<br />

and hallucinating,<br />

_____ turned<br />

into _____<br />

[Pick 2]<br />

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When Payment<br />

by Results is<br />

abolished, and<br />

crude transactions<br />

are a distant<br />

memory, how will<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> be paid<br />

for its services?<br />

When<br />

<strong>the</strong> Treasury<br />

didn’t budge,<br />

Simon Stevens<br />

called on<br />

_____<br />

While<br />

deficits proliferated<br />

amongst providers,<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> England funnelled<br />

millions of pounds<br />

into research on<br />

_____<br />

Why can’t<br />

I sleep at night?<br />

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Why do I hurt<br />

all over?<br />

Maybe she’s<br />

born with it,<br />

maybe it’s<br />

_____<br />

When life<br />

gives you lemons,<br />

make<br />

_____<br />

“999 emergency<br />

response.”<br />

“Please help me.<br />

I am _____”<br />

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What did I dream<br />

about last night?<br />

What was <strong>the</strong><br />

real reason for <strong>the</strong><br />

collapse of <strong>the</strong><br />

Uniting Care contract?<br />

Did you see last night’s<br />

24 hours in A&E?<br />

Mayor of London<br />

Sadiq Khan<br />

turned up at<br />

St George’s Hospital<br />

with _____<br />

What’s<br />

Simon Stevens’s<br />

dirty little secret?<br />

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We send <strong>the</strong> EU<br />

_____ a year.<br />

Let’s fund our<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> instead<br />

What can’t<br />

a hospital<br />

chief executive<br />

do without?<br />

How did you get<br />

such a good score<br />

in <strong>the</strong> Friends and<br />

Family Test?<br />

_____<br />

It’s <strong>the</strong> thing <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

can’t do without<br />

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_____<br />

High five!<br />

NICE!<br />

What is it good for?<br />

In <strong>the</strong> Commercial<br />

Medicines Unit,<br />

you can trade<br />

1 million biosimilars<br />

for _____<br />

What did I bring back<br />

from <strong>the</strong> WHO?<br />

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What can I do<br />

to convince people<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> is safe<br />

in my hands?<br />

How can I keep<br />

waiting times short?<br />

Next up at<br />

Health Questions,<br />

_____<br />

What gives me<br />

<strong>the</strong> power<br />

to transform<br />

health services?<br />

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What’s my most<br />

cost-effective health<br />

intervention<br />

Where is<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> utopia?<br />

What did<br />

Sir Bruce Keogh<br />

find disturbing,<br />

yet oddly charming?<br />

What’s <strong>the</strong><br />

worst thing that<br />

could happen<br />

to <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong>?<br />

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What did<br />

Simon Stevens<br />

eat for dinner?<br />

Why am I bleeding?<br />

Jeremy,<br />

why is Theresa cross?<br />

A recent<br />

laboratory study<br />

shows junior doctors<br />

are 50% less likely<br />

to strike after being<br />

exposed to _____<br />

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Life for ward nurses<br />

was forever changed<br />

when Matron<br />

introduced <strong>the</strong>m<br />

to _____<br />

The war on<br />

antibiotic resistance<br />

will be fought<br />

with _____<br />

What should<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> cut?<br />

What keeps<br />

Jeremy Hunt<br />

awake at night?<br />

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What never fails<br />

to liven up a debate<br />

about <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong>?<br />

What’s my new fad<br />

health policy?<br />

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5 a day A bandage A brain tumour A ca<strong>the</strong>ter<br />

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A cooler<br />

full of organs<br />

A cure for<br />

Alzheimer’s<br />

A dentist’s drill<br />

A doctor with<br />

wandering hands<br />

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A failed<br />

cosmetic surgery<br />

procedure<br />

A foetus<br />

A full bedpan<br />

A gym<br />

membership<br />

prescription<br />

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A hospital morgue<br />

A lazy<br />

hospital cleaner<br />

A lobotomy<br />

A major incident<br />

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A medical<br />

experiment<br />

gone wrong<br />

A moody<br />

GP practice<br />

receptionist<br />

A MRI scanner<br />

A nurse’s uniform<br />

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A political U-turn A proctoscope A reflex hammer A sharps bin<br />

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A surgical robot<br />

Achieving<br />

a large surplus<br />

Alcoholism<br />

Amputees<br />

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An<br />

embarrassing<br />

staff Christmas party<br />

An endless stream<br />

of diarrhoea<br />

An evil<br />

anaes<strong>the</strong>tist<br />

An outbreak<br />

of SARS<br />

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An overflowing bin<br />

of clinical waste<br />

Andy Burnham<br />

Aneurin Bevan<br />

Animals involved<br />

in medical research<br />

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Au<strong>the</strong>ntic<br />

hospital food<br />

Back street<br />

abortions<br />

Balls<br />

Banning smoking<br />

in outdoor<br />

public spaces<br />

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Being rated<br />

outstanding<br />

Bodily fluids<br />

Body parts<br />

of a road traffic<br />

accident victim<br />

Bone marrow<br />

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Bright young<br />

things<br />

Broadmoor<br />

<strong>Cards</strong><br />

<strong>Against</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

Chair of <strong>the</strong> Health<br />

Select Committee<br />

Sarah Wollaston<br />

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Chancellor<br />

of <strong>the</strong> Exchequer<br />

Philip Hammond<br />

Charitable<br />

donations<br />

to <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

Chief Medical Officer<br />

Dame Sally Davies<br />

Children on a<br />

children’s ward<br />

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Clinical negligence<br />

Closing<br />

local hospitals<br />

Conflicting<br />

instructions from<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> Improvement<br />

Conservatives<br />

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Court-ordered<br />

rehab<br />

Crack cocaine Crippling deficits Darth Vader<br />

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A strong <strong>NHS</strong><br />

needs a strong<br />

economy<br />

Defecation<br />

Depression<br />

Destroying<br />

medical notes<br />

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DevoManc Diane Abbott Diarrhoea<br />

Digital rectal<br />

examination<br />

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Doctors<br />

Doing <strong>the</strong><br />

right thing<br />

Dying of<br />

dysentery<br />

Dying<br />

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Ebola<br />

Electroconvulsive<br />

Therapy<br />

Embryonic<br />

stem cells<br />

Enoch Powell<br />

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Equal access<br />

to high quality<br />

health care<br />

Erectile<br />

dysfunction<br />

Euthanasia<br />

Exactly what<br />

you’d expect<br />

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Excess deaths False teeth Faulty drugs Fear itself<br />

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Fish from a<br />

GP surgery’s<br />

fish tank<br />

Flesh-eating<br />

bacteria<br />

Former<br />

Health Minister<br />

George Freeman<br />

Former<br />

Health Secretary<br />

Andrew Lansley<br />

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Fraudulent<br />

doctors<br />

Frostbitten<br />

extremities<br />

Genome<br />

editing<br />

Giving<br />

110 percent<br />

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Giving birth<br />

to quadruplets<br />

God<br />

Guidance from <strong>the</strong><br />

National Institute<br />

for Health and<br />

Care Excellence<br />

Hard-to-reach<br />

groups<br />

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Harold Shipman<br />

Health Minister<br />

David Mowat<br />

Health Minister<br />

Nicola Blackwood<br />

Health Minister<br />

Philip Dunne<br />

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Health Secretary<br />

Russian Dolls<br />

Health tourists<br />

Her Majesty,<br />

Queen Elizabeth II<br />

Heroin<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Homeopathy<br />

Hope<br />

Hormone<br />

injections<br />

Horrifying<br />

laser hair removal<br />

accidents<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Hospice care<br />

Hospital<br />

Chief Executive<br />

Sir David Dalton<br />

Hospital radio<br />

Hunger<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Ignoring<br />

<strong>the</strong> evidence<br />

Institutional<br />

racism<br />

Intensive care<br />

Jeremy Corbyn<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Jeremy Hunt<br />

Jim Mackey<br />

Keeping a<br />

cure for cancer<br />

secret<br />

Ken Clarke<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Lactation Leeches Leprosy Lord David Prior<br />

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Malcolm Grant<br />

Management<br />

consultants<br />

Market forces<br />

Men<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Mild incontinence<br />

Minimum<br />

staffing ratios<br />

Misusing<br />

laughing gas<br />

on a labour ward<br />

MRI scanners<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

MRSA<br />

Multiple<br />

stab wounds<br />

My collection<br />

of rusty medical<br />

instruments<br />

My favourite photo<br />

from <strong>NHS</strong> England’s<br />

photo library<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

My shaky hands My soul Never events <strong>NHS</strong> 111<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

<strong>NHS</strong> Expo<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> management<br />

graduate trainees<br />

Nurses<br />

Officials at<br />

HM Treasury<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Older people Overcompensation Pandemic influenza<br />

People dangerous<br />

by virtue of severe<br />

personality disorder<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

People with serious<br />

communicable<br />

diseases<br />

Private sector<br />

providers of<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> services<br />

Plague<br />

Poor life choices<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Poorly-timed<br />

cancer jokes<br />

Pretending to care<br />

Prime Minister<br />

Theresa May<br />

Privatising <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Professor<br />

Sir Bruce Keogh<br />

Pulling out Pulling <strong>the</strong> plug Pus<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Rest and relaxation Richmond House Legal highs Scrubbing up<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Silence Simon Stevens Sir Simon Burns Sniffing glue<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Stealing<br />

an ambulance<br />

Strategic Health<br />

Authorities<br />

Student nurses<br />

Surgeons from<br />

<strong>the</strong> 18th Century<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Sustainability and<br />

Transformation Plans<br />

Syringes<br />

Taking money from<br />

<strong>the</strong> international aid<br />

budget<br />

Talking <strong>the</strong>rapy<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Teenage pregnancy Testicular torsion The 1946 <strong>NHS</strong> Act The 1980s<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The 4 hour<br />

A&E waiting time<br />

target<br />

The Accelerated<br />

Access Review<br />

The annual<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> budget<br />

The BMA’s<br />

Junior Doctors<br />

Committee<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The Care Quality<br />

Commission<br />

The Casualty<br />

<strong>the</strong>me tune<br />

The Daily Mail<br />

The Department<br />

of Health’s Permanent<br />

Secretary<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The<br />

Five Year Forward<br />

View<br />

The<br />

Health Service<br />

Journal<br />

The heart of a child<br />

The Labour Party<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


The<br />

Liverpool Care<br />

Pathway<br />

The miracle<br />

of childbirth<br />

The morbidly obese<br />

The <strong>NHS</strong> Choir<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The<br />

pharmaceutical<br />

industry<br />

The placenta<br />

Privatisation<br />

by <strong>the</strong> backdoor<br />

The smell of an<br />

unclean hospital toilet<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The<br />

Stafford Hospital<br />

scandal<br />

The violation<br />

of our most basic<br />

human rights<br />

The wonderful care<br />

in San Francisco<br />

The wrath of<br />

Sir David Nicholson<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Two teenagers<br />

getting tested<br />

at a CASH clinic<br />

Unfathomable<br />

stupidity<br />

Urination<br />

Vengeance<br />

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#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Viagra ® Whistleblowers Women Wrong site surgery<br />

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X-rays of<br />

broken bones<br />

YOU MUST STOP<br />

THE PRIVATISATION<br />

OF THE <strong>NHS</strong><br />

£350 million<br />

A pump dispenser<br />

of alcoholic hand gel<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

A bruise<br />

A dissected<br />

cadaver<br />

A stem cell<br />

transplant<br />

A defective<br />

condom<br />

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A surgical glove<br />

A foul mouth<br />

A gambling<br />

addict<br />

A painkiller<br />

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#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


A good sniff<br />

A captive<br />

audience<br />

A neurosurgeon<br />

with shaky hands<br />

An autopsy<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

A pacemaker<br />

A clown on a<br />

children’s ward<br />

A doctor smoking<br />

a cigarette<br />

Big Ben<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

A murder victim<br />

A pile of discarded<br />

human tissue<br />

A Trotskyite<br />

health spokesperson<br />

The greasy pole<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

A snake bite A sea of troubles An unsafe discharge A care home<br />

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#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


A plaster Ecstasy Cardiology<br />

BOGOF<br />

booze deals<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Young,<br />

eager members<br />

of Momentum<br />

A sex addiction A God complex A smoker<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Migrant doctors Age discrimination Deep Heat Spray<br />

The healing powers<br />

of Superman<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Battlefield<br />

amputations<br />

Cockroaches Suing <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong> Being overweight<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Smoking indoors<br />

Same-sex ward<br />

President<br />

Jean-Claude Juncker<br />

Indulging in<br />

mind-altering<br />

substances<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Jeremy Corbyn’s<br />

huge mandate<br />

Stools Healing spirits Surgical gloves<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Cheating at<br />

medical school<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> procurement<br />

processes<br />

Drunk people<br />

in A&E<br />

Tobacco-related<br />

deaths<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Sneering,<br />

metropolitan<br />

language<br />

Covering up<br />

a mistake<br />

Sexual<br />

intercourse<br />

Giving young people<br />

<strong>the</strong> space for <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

fizz to explode into<br />

<strong>the</strong> joy we want<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Frosties<br />

Blood<br />

on <strong>the</strong> floor<br />

Comforting<br />

a patient<br />

Advanced<br />

limb pros<strong>the</strong>ses<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Paranoia<br />

Boris Johnson’s<br />

blonde mop<br />

Fluctuations in<br />

<strong>the</strong> value of sterling<br />

Blood-covered<br />

hands<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Probing<br />

Deep-fried<br />

Mars Bars<br />

Losing your<br />

deposit<br />

Teenage Mutant<br />

Ninja Turtles<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Vomiting<br />

Inedible<br />

hospital food<br />

Emotions<br />

Sweat patches<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Snuggly fitting<br />

scrubs<br />

Gastric bypass<br />

Refusing to<br />

submit to NICE<br />

Appeasing <strong>the</strong><br />

Secretary of State<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Striking<br />

junior doctors<br />

A visit from <strong>the</strong><br />

Prime Minister<br />

A broken<br />

PET scanner<br />

Foreskin<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Bossy matrons<br />

Friction<br />

Radio<strong>the</strong>rapy<br />

gone wrong<br />

Sucking up to<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> Improvement<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Co-creation<br />

Transparency<br />

The<br />

Secretary of State’s<br />

latest speech<br />

Patient<br />

experience<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Whistleblowing<br />

policy<br />

Qualifying as<br />

a junior doctor,<br />

working every<br />

hour God sends,<br />

becoming a<br />

consultant, and<br />

retiring to play golf<br />

A quiet night in<br />

with some<br />

NICE clinical<br />

guidance<br />

Getting excited<br />

about your<br />

CQC inspection<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

CQC inspectors<br />

Patient records<br />

Stay Well<br />

this Winter<br />

Matron<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Yet ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />

Department of Health<br />

reorganisation<br />

Halitosis<br />

Heroic<br />

paramedics<br />

Helplessly<br />

giggling at <strong>the</strong><br />

things that turn up<br />

in rectal x-rays<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Party conference<br />

announcements<br />

The failure regime<br />

Live-streamed<br />

brain surgery<br />

Faceless<br />

bureaucrats<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Canteen food<br />

George Clooney<br />

in ER<br />

Rationing<br />

Singing <strong>the</strong><br />

Red Flag<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The doctor-patient<br />

relationship<br />

Getting lubed up<br />

for a prostate exam<br />

Overseas doctors<br />

Rated<br />

inadequate<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Agency nurses<br />

Lord Darzi<br />

The<br />

Public Health<br />

Minister<br />

Hospital cleaners<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The<br />

Secretary of State’s<br />

Special Adviser<br />

Paediatrics<br />

The hole in <strong>the</strong><br />

<strong>NHS</strong> budget<br />

Harvesting eggs<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Washing your hands…<br />

mostly<br />

Rabies epidemic<br />

Uniform fantasies<br />

Hospital<br />

vending machines<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Making a<br />

disapproving face<br />

Releasing tension<br />

The Number 10<br />

Special Advisor<br />

Hormone<br />

replacement<br />

<strong>the</strong>rapy<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

New models<br />

of care<br />

Hippocrates<br />

Sally Davies’<br />

reassuring tone<br />

Flatulence<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

The hospital<br />

Chief Executive,<br />

right behind you<br />

Junior doctors<br />

strike<br />

My lady garden<br />

My bare behind<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


My career<br />

trajectory<br />

My CQC rating My pay rise My revalidation<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Patricia Hewitt<br />

A profile in<br />

<strong>the</strong> Sunday Times<br />

Randomised<br />

Control Trial<br />

The Treasury<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Parity of esteem<br />

Brexit<br />

Toxic<br />

chemo<strong>the</strong>rapy<br />

Not participating in<br />

your Sustainability and<br />

Transformation Plan<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Passing on a<br />

hospital-acquired<br />

infection<br />

A backless<br />

surgical gown<br />

NICE guidance<br />

Hospital<br />

porters<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Surgical<br />

teamwork<br />

Sir Bruce Keogh<br />

Andrew Lansley<br />

talking about<br />

<strong>the</strong> tariff<br />

Delayed<br />

discharge<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Charging for a<br />

GP appointment<br />

Commissioning<br />

assurance<br />

Artificial<br />

insemination<br />

Stalinism<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Health Questions Herbal remedies Junior doctors Puberty<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Nudge <strong>the</strong>ory Animal <strong>the</strong>rapy Coproduction<br />

English language<br />

tests for doctors<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Daily Mail<br />

frontpages<br />

Multiple<br />

personality<br />

disorder<br />

Alan Milburn’s<br />

shock resignation<br />

Frank Dobson<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Running out<br />

of medicines<br />

Celebrities<br />

in hospitals<br />

Yet ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />

independent<br />

taskforce<br />

Top ups<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Promising £8bn<br />

for <strong>the</strong> <strong>NHS</strong><br />

Health economics<br />

Listening<br />

to your first<br />

Andrew Lansley<br />

speech<br />

Open heart<br />

surgery<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Self-assessment Social prescribing Success regimes<br />

Simon Stevens<br />

and Jim Mackey<br />

gazing adoringly<br />

at each o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


Exercise on referral The <strong>NHS</strong> Plan Alastair McLellan Smallpox vaccine<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

A hospital<br />

mortuary<br />

PFI debts Price gauging Sperm donors<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Radiation<br />

overdose<br />

Specialised<br />

commissioning<br />

strategy<br />

Seven day<br />

services<br />

Surprise<br />

inspections<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

Switching<br />

to generics<br />

Remoaners<br />

Tasteful<br />

hospital art<br />

Hospital<br />

dramas<br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong> #cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong><br />

#cardsagainst<strong>NHS</strong>


The contaminated<br />

blood scandal<br />

The lecture<br />

from an arrogant<br />

consultant<br />

The<br />

National Health<br />

Action Party<br />

The <strong>NHS</strong><br />

Listening Exercise<br />

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The chilling effect<br />

of a call from<br />

<strong>the</strong> CQC<br />

The <strong>NHS</strong> Mandate<br />

The National<br />

Audit Office<br />

The genomics<br />

revolution<br />

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The passion of an<br />

Andy Burnham<br />

speech<br />

The<br />

decommissioning<br />

of services<br />

Hospital<br />

chaplains<br />

The Freedom<br />

of Information Act<br />

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The cost of an<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> reorganisation<br />

The future of<br />

district hospitals<br />

The HSJ paywall<br />

The<br />

Westminster<br />

bubble<br />

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The Public and Patient<br />

Involvement Manager<br />

at <strong>NHS</strong> Anytown<br />

The four hour<br />

A&E target<br />

The Nor<strong>the</strong>rn<br />

Powerhouse<br />

The patient voice<br />

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<strong>NHS</strong> Change Day<br />

Margaret Thatcher<br />

A policy seminar<br />

with Ian Dodge<br />

The CQC,<br />

<strong>NHS</strong> Improvement<br />

and <strong>NHS</strong> England<br />

all in one room<br />

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Stigma<br />

Jeremy Hunt’s<br />

Red Box<br />

Peer Review<br />

Special<br />

measures<br />

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Subject to<br />

ministerial<br />

approval<br />

Waking up<br />

half naked in a<br />

hospital car park<br />

Reproductive<br />

health<br />

Amputation<br />

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Patient<br />

confidentiality<br />

Legal privilege<br />

Organ<br />

transplantation<br />

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A nod and a wink<br />

from <strong>the</strong> Treasury<br />

Dignity in care<br />

Overstretched<br />

GPs<br />

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Simon Stevens’<br />

hysterical laughter<br />

Your PPRS rebate<br />

Healthcare<br />

lobbyists<br />

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