FFA New Horizons

Dave brought his report card home and
showed it to his parents.
"Very i^ood." his mother said.
"What?" his father said, "He failed
every subject."
"Yes." hismothersaid. "Bui with grades
like these, he couldn't have been
cheating."
Dedrick Sloan
Marianna, Arkansas
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"Seth. don't you think you're taking
this agri-business thing
too seriously?"
Two men were on a parachuting team
and they were diving from 40.000 feet.
When the plane reached the designated
height they dove out. At 20,000 feet the
first diver asked, "Should we open up
yet?" The second diver said. "No. not
yet."
So about 5,000 feet the first diver asked
again, ".Should we open yet'.'" and the
second diver said "No. not yet."
At 500 feet he was about to ask but the
second diver said no, not yet.
Ten feet from the ground the first diver
said, "Now?" and the second diver said,
'Wo, .v///v. Haven' t you ever fallen II) feet
before?"
John Larson
Sheffield, llinois
Q. '^'hat is the difference between a
school , driver and a cold?
A: One >ws the stops and the other
stops the noi
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Robbie Siinpson
G, eensburg , Kentucky
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Jan: Dan, did you know my father is a
doctor?
Dan: So, what " s that supposed to mean?
Jan: It means, I can get sick for noth-
ing.
Dan: So, my dad's a preacher.
Jan: What's that supposed to mean?
Dan. I can be good for nothing!
Rhonda Renner
La Rue. Te.xas
Mary: Have you heard the Russians are
going to send a satellite around the world?
Doris: No.
Mary: They're even sending cattle up
the first herd shot around the world.
Barbara George
Raphine. Virginia
Q: How do you keep cool at a ball game?
A. Sit by a fan.
Charlie Edgington
Lancaster, Kentucky
A family set out on a trip from Virginia
to Oregon. It took 1 1/2 months for the
trip. When they finally arrived they were
asked why the trip took so long. They
replied "every ten miles there was a 'clean
restroom' sign and some were awful dirty.."
Brandon Spellman
Union, Oregon
Q: What is another name for a cowhand?
A: Hamburger helper.
Christine Heck
Greenwood, Wisconsin
Tom: Do you have a dog?
Brian: Yes.
Tom: What's his name?
Brian: Ginger.
Tom: Does he bite?
Charlie, the Greenhand
Brian: No, Ginger snaps.
Keshia BoUins
Greensboro, Alabama
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