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☺ World’s <strong>Largest</strong> <strong>Rubber</strong> <strong>Band</strong> <strong>Ball</strong><br />
☺ The TINK, On The One and Two, Monster Mix Twilo<br />
☺ Flower Soup, Rudy, and Other Inside Jokes You Won’t Get<br />
☺ Over 75 Music and Zine Reviews ☺ Short Stories, Poetry<br />
☺ The Cecil County Drag Strip ☺ A New Fashion Column
Tric Number Twelve<br />
Part 12 in the Renaissance Magazine Series September / Fall 2001<br />
You should send me some art or writing.<br />
Cover Art by: Casey Grabowski<br />
This zine is based on submissions.<br />
Submittals:<br />
For writing: anything over one page, e-mail is the most efficient and preferred. Or, please give it to me on floppy disc<br />
in Word format or send the disk through snail-mail. Please don’t send lots of poetry on regular paper. My hands get<br />
tired. A few pages of paper are fine, just try to do it on the computer. Profanity is O.K. when appropriate. Sex is often<br />
an artist's base for expression- that's fine, just don't be an idiot. Send me stuff about politics, music, books, movies,<br />
food, fashion, sports- especially skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfing, and any other reviews. Please, don't<br />
promise me something, then back out. Keep this zine relevant to its locality. Don't turn people away because they are<br />
not musicians or writers or “artists”. This is for everyone, so spread it instead of confining it. Don’t be a dickey.<br />
For artists: I need illustrations and pictures! Please inquire if interested in doing a cover!<br />
How to get hold of me: E-mail me: tric@tonedeafrecords.com . now, Now, NOW! The new website<br />
www.tonedeafrecords.com now hosts tric zine as pdf files, issues #7 to #10 are up. Please visit and support the artists.<br />
We like to help book bands, and I always give a review, so mail me your or your friend’s zine, video, book, tape,<br />
record, or CD, and/or writing and pictures and I promise to get back to you. I NEED NEW 7”S TO REVIEW!<br />
<br />
Grabowski<br />
tric zine<br />
219 East Court<br />
Wilmington, DE<br />
i:Casey<br />
19810<br />
Zine Info: Free, bi-monthly or quarterly, openforum<br />
visual art, word and music oriented, 3500<br />
copies per issue, 32 pages.<br />
Ads- $35 quarter page, $50 half page, $75 full<br />
page, $90 cover (insides or back)<br />
Guaranteed distribution- Mainly northern Delaware<br />
and greater Philly, all up and down the north-east corridor<br />
to cafes, book and record shops, and friends; mail<br />
order all over U.S., Canada, and starting to go overseas,<br />
and more bulk goes with me or my friends when we go<br />
out of town.<br />
I will definitely trade CDs to review for ad space! Get<br />
hold of me for swap rates! Smaller the label, better the<br />
trade, yo! Thanks everyone for sticking with me!<br />
Status: If you haven’t noticed, I’m running short on<br />
space. That means I need more local advertising from<br />
small businesses like restaurants to increase my page<br />
number. If you or you know anyone who you think<br />
may be interested, let me know! Thanks to the graphic<br />
design students who responded to my call out! If we<br />
haven’t worked together yet, don’t worry, we will soon!<br />
inside the poison words<br />
Whirlwind<br />
looking for negative worlds inside the poison [of]<br />
words I want to give away. Tear them out of me and bury<br />
them deep, deeper than ink -- forever. Gone. I'd be next. I<br />
could be gone. And the ghost of my song would play on . . .<br />
a phantom room of passion and play. - Unlit<br />
<br />
tric@tonedeafrecords.com<br />
<br />
This issue is dedicated to the lives lost during the bombing<br />
of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and to those<br />
who are suffering from the loss of family and friends.
It holds the Guinness Book of World Records Title! It’s 2008 lbs, 4 1/2 feet wide, almost<br />
13 feet in circumference, and uses 250,000 rubber bands! It’s sponsored by Alliance<br />
<strong>Rubber</strong> in Hot Springs, Arkansas! It’s gotten an offer of $10,000! WHAT COULD IT BE?<br />
IT’S...<br />
John Bain, creator and current keeper of this<br />
elastic monstrosity, spent 1 year and 8 months<br />
making sure he’d go down in rubber band history.<br />
He’s been seen on Regis and Kathy Lee,<br />
Ripley’s Believe It or Not, Howard Stern, ABC,<br />
CBS, & NBC Philadelphia News. Not only did he<br />
grow up down the street from me in Wilmington,<br />
Delaware, but he graduated high school with me<br />
at Concord High, class of 1995! Even crazier, we<br />
took 10th grade German together, and that’s why<br />
I, KC9000, got THE exclusive interview...<br />
Tric: Wie gehts, John?<br />
John: Sehr gut, danke! Und Sie?<br />
Tric: Nicht schlecht. Gehen Sie auf der Staat?<br />
John: Ja, Ich gehen immer nach der Staat.<br />
Tric: Wie kommst du in die Schule?<br />
John: Ich komme mit dem Rad.<br />
Tric: Wie spät ist es?<br />
John: Est ist Sechs Uhr zwanzig.<br />
Tric: In welchen Monat kommt Weihnachten?<br />
John: Weihnachten kommt in Dezember.<br />
Tric: Haben Sie frisches Fleisch?<br />
John: Ich hatte uns immer vor Hunden gefürchtet.<br />
Tric: Das ist schade! Für das Schwein habe ich Korn.<br />
John: Ja, Ich komme aus den Vereinigten Staaten.<br />
Tric: Worüber sprechen Sie?<br />
John: Ich spreche der Badeanzug.<br />
Tric: Warum? Wie ist das Wetter heute?<br />
John: Es ist windig und bewölkt.<br />
Tric: Ja, Ich fühle mich nicht wohl. Ich ziehe mir den<br />
Mantel aus.<br />
John: Dürfte ich Ihr Telefon benutzen? Mein Freund<br />
wird jetzt wohl zu Hause sein.<br />
Tric: Wer war die Frau, mit der ich dich gesehen haben?<br />
John: Kann ich jetzt gehen?<br />
To answer your question, yes it does bounce. A smaller<br />
one was dropped off the top of Big Kahuna night club,<br />
where they filmed the Ripley’s shoot. It bounced about<br />
about 40 feet up, and Mr. Tuttleman bought it off John<br />
for $500.<br />
John’s ball is about to kick off its first US tour<br />
this fall, so look for it in a museum near you!<br />
Please visit www.recordball.com for more info!
The All-American High Dive Team featuring Greg,<br />
an official Russian Olympic Superstar (holding sign),<br />
LOVES FLOWER SOUP! They also love Dutch Wonderland<br />
(pictured in background).<br />
is<br />
sooo<br />
real...<br />
if you dare...<br />
visit: www.angelfire.com/de/flowersoup<br />
Enuff Znuff's guitarist Monaco and singer<br />
Donnie Vie LOVE FLOWER SOUP, especially<br />
when they're drunk in Big Kahuna parking lot!<br />
“Eye ♥ Flower Soup?” Donnie, you’re so funny, but you messed up my sign for Monoco!
Local Bits!<br />
Fraz<br />
“The Funk Finale”<br />
Part 3 in “The Funk<br />
Odyssey”, this is tight<br />
electro-breakbeat mixed<br />
with minimal acid jazz.<br />
Coming from WVUD’s<br />
Crash and Burn DJ<br />
maestro, the melodies<br />
on this album are so<br />
acidic they melted my<br />
CD player, and breaks<br />
are good and funky. I<br />
think the breakbeat stuff<br />
is seriously incredible,<br />
but the slower, experimental<br />
stuff could still<br />
use a little fine tuning.<br />
Overall, I can’t emphasize<br />
how glad I am that<br />
stuff like this is being<br />
made in Newark, DE,<br />
and much props to Fraz<br />
for sticking with C n’ B<br />
and WVUD for as long<br />
as you have. Keep up<br />
the good work, man!<br />
www.funkfreaks.com<br />
fraz@funkfreaks.com<br />
I was a little bummed that I only got five local music submissions this summer,<br />
but that’s probably because I spent most of my time at the beach and didn’t<br />
heckle anyone for free stuff. Oh, well... keep sending it in! Word!<br />
Sock Full of Pennyz<br />
“The Long Journey<br />
Home”<br />
Ladies and gentlemen,<br />
this is your local highschool<br />
ska band. With<br />
the fizzling out of the<br />
Skatalites, and Daze<br />
Alone and Gangster<br />
Pump relocating to<br />
seedy Delaware bars,<br />
the Pennyz breath a new<br />
air of life into our little<br />
punk scene. There’s one<br />
little problem, though.<br />
These are all cheesy<br />
love songs about kissing<br />
and hooking up! What’s<br />
up with that? That’s not<br />
punk! You can’t have a<br />
hardcore name if you’re<br />
going to talk about<br />
snow days and not getting<br />
a paper written!<br />
One thing I still like<br />
about Daze, they’re all<br />
about good old fuckin’<br />
shit up. Anyway, the<br />
rhythms are tight, and<br />
the recording is great.<br />
Pilot Round the Sun<br />
(S/T EP)<br />
For those of you who<br />
remember DE scenesters<br />
Rob of Kobayashi<br />
Maru and The Kelly<br />
Ricketts <strong>Band</strong>, and Sean<br />
of the Gilroys, they’ve<br />
migrated up to West<br />
Chester to help expand<br />
the musical ideas of Tim<br />
Celfo, who started<br />
PRTS about a year ago.<br />
They’re alternative pop,<br />
definitely showing signs<br />
of listening to Weezer or<br />
other Y-100 schtuff. In<br />
fact, thy got a little play<br />
on Y-100. They recorded<br />
their first selfreleased<br />
EP at Creep,<br />
and are now in the<br />
midst of recording their<br />
full length, which Creep<br />
will be releasing, which<br />
is a little surprising,<br />
since Creep is known<br />
for sticking to punk and<br />
hardcore.<br />
pilotroundthesun.com<br />
<br />
One Life to Live<br />
(Demo)<br />
This is the CD they’re<br />
selling at shows, titled<br />
“Above and Beyond”,<br />
and it seriously blew me<br />
away. As far as I know,<br />
these local<br />
hardcore/punk/metal<br />
kids are super tight, but<br />
they asked me to let you<br />
know that if you’ve<br />
seen some of their last<br />
few shows, they’re<br />
admittingly not up to<br />
par, and that they’re<br />
going through some<br />
changes. I especially<br />
like the first song,<br />
‘Better Than You’.<br />
It’s got these dueling<br />
guitars, a super fast<br />
double bass kick, and<br />
high- pitched<br />
screeching. vocals.<br />
Maybe I’m being<br />
fooled by the tape or<br />
something, but right<br />
now, I’m all about it!<br />
Undergirl<br />
“She’s Too Much for<br />
My Mirror” (Scarlet A)<br />
I got this one at their<br />
CD release party earlier<br />
this summer at the<br />
Khyber, and it’s nasty,<br />
raw girl/guy punk rockwith<br />
emphasis on Rock.<br />
Amy DiCamillo’s raspy<br />
snarly singing is just as<br />
scary as the evil sneers<br />
she gives the crowd<br />
while they rip out<br />
power chord madness.<br />
They’re loud, obnoxious,<br />
and nastyeverything<br />
it takes to<br />
be a great bar punk<br />
band, not to mention<br />
that they’re super<br />
tight, which I’d say<br />
is due to the drumming.<br />
Mess with<br />
them and you’ll get<br />
the smackdown!<br />
They’ve also got<br />
two 7”s, one on<br />
Scarlet A, and the<br />
other on Black Hole.<br />
Long live Groove; heart and soul of rock and roll. We are Invasion. We are guitar, bass,<br />
drums, and voice. We are the abandoned children of punk, the disillusioned followers of funky,<br />
heavy, emo-psychedelia. We are war-weary combatants serving a tour of duty for the new peace. A<br />
relief mission from anger, love, loss, and loneliness. Our struggle is the unification of the music, the<br />
resurrection of its audience. We find inspiration in the bio-kinetic manipulation of rhythm. We seek<br />
solace in the tenderness and intimacy of sweet, slow melodies. We look for redemption in the dizzy<br />
energy of electricity and adrenaline. We bring shining moments of exhaustion and joy.<br />
We invite you to come out and share the singular signal between ideo-individuals, to receive a<br />
broadcast message on the universal wavelength. The best communication is always honest. It is information<br />
from the source. It is written on the back of bank notes. It is flown from flagpoles. It overruns<br />
borders. It discerns justice from law, dollars from sense, and public officials from boards of<br />
directors. There is no deception. There will be no surrender. Become an invader. Be part of the<br />
invasion.<br />
www.geocities.com/oltlhardcore<br />
users.erols.com/shydoll/undergirl.html
The Fall of<br />
Twilo:<br />
The Word<br />
According to<br />
DJMCB<br />
(text by Casey)<br />
Friday, May 11th, 2001, at 5 am,<br />
the NYPD walked into New York’s<br />
most predominant and influential<br />
night club, and flicked the switch<br />
to the “off” position. Since then,<br />
the equipment has been auctioned<br />
off, world-class DJs have<br />
filtered out to smaller venues, and<br />
the electronic music scene- globally,<br />
regionally, and locally- has<br />
been simply left hanging, jaw<br />
dropped. You see, their Cabaret<br />
license ran out in early September<br />
2000, and in attempt to renew the<br />
license, they were denied, the city<br />
alleging open drug use and sales. During the appeal process, they were allowed a temporary permit. For about 7 months,<br />
the club continued hosting events. Meanwhile, they decided to do some interior work to the club, unfortunately without the<br />
proper permits. Already nitpicking the club in attempt to find any minute violation, the city grabbed this opportunity, voiding<br />
their certificate of occupancy. This quickly lead way to the closing of this monumental landmark in underground electronic<br />
music culture.<br />
DJMCB spun at Twilo every last Wed. of the month.<br />
Thank You MCB for your help. Now, Casey must vent...<br />
New York’s Cabaret Law was started during the days of Prohibition, and until a few years ago, it had basically been left in the<br />
past, along with the memories of bathtub gin. However, in Mayor Giuliani’s efforts to clean up the city, it has once again been<br />
brought into full effect. This law requires you to own a license<br />
for people to be allowed to dance (or even head-bop, for that<br />
matter) in your venue, and it’s not cheap or easily accessible.<br />
The first and most easy target was St. Mark’s, home to many<br />
small rock and roll venues and stores. If you know what it’s<br />
like to own a small bar with out-of-state live music, in NYC<br />
none-the-less, you know these places were already living bill<br />
to bill, and a day in court means no one to run your club. For<br />
first-hand info on this matter, see the last issue of tric (#11),<br />
and read the Sean Pierce interview, along with the Coney<br />
Island High story, written by Kitty, the owner. First it was<br />
Tramps, then Life, now Twilo, and there’s many more in<br />
between.<br />
Drugs. We’ve got to look at reality, though. Over the past<br />
couple of years, a couple of people have died at Twilo from<br />
alleged drug overdoses. Understand that I am well aware I’m<br />
in no position to tell anyone how to run a venue, but my two<br />
cents is that if you are running a club, and anything other<br />
than the zero-tolerance method is enforced, you are setting<br />
yourself up for a bad situation. You cannot assume people<br />
are smart enough to take care of themselves, because<br />
they’re not. If people outside the scene know your participants<br />
are doing something more than smoking the reefs,<br />
even if it’s before they come into your venue, especially in<br />
these drastic situations, that potentially fatal stigmatism will<br />
remain posted on your front door for the entire world to see,<br />
whether you participate in drug use or not. People are out to<br />
party, and many of them are going to try to get fucked up out<br />
of their gourd. Protect yourself, your club, and your reputation<br />
by doing the right thing...<br />
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On the One and Two.<br />
Maginboo<br />
(Drum & Bass, Jungle)<br />
Sao Paolo Collective-"Unlimited Gold" (V Recs)<br />
John B-"What's on Your Mind" (Future Reference LP)<br />
High Contrast-"Passion/Full Intention" (Hospital)<br />
Bad Company-"Dogs on the Moon" (B.C. Recs)<br />
Ray Keith-"Show a Little Respect" (Alien Encounter LP)<br />
Influx Datum-"Forever" (New Identity)<br />
Ray Keith-"Silly Games" (Alien Encounter LP)<br />
Mampi Swift-"Rezurection EP" (Charge)<br />
Total Science-"Blood Money" (V Recs)<br />
John B-"Run out of Time" (Future Reference LP)<br />
*Shout outs go to Magen of Blue Productions,<br />
611 Crew, and Substitution Crew!*<br />
DJMCB (waxstreet.net)<br />
New Order - Crystal (Bedrock Remix) (UK) London<br />
Aquilia - Voodoo (Medway/Praha/Aquilia Remixes) (US) Inversus<br />
John Creamer & Stephane K - I Love You (Hybrid Rmx) (UK) Acetate Ltd.<br />
Bassetti - Ganymede (Robb & Skinner Remix) (US) Grounded<br />
Loafer - Travelogue (UK) Hope<br />
Grayson Shipley - Underwater/Rec Mode (UK) Polyester<br />
Oko Tek - Luminous (Original & Fade Remixes) (UK) Bedrock<br />
Whoda Whodia - Whoda Funk (Future Sound Collective Remix) (UK) Dorigen<br />
Steve Porter - Innerpulse (Original & Fade Remix) (US) Engine<br />
Greed feat. Lesley - Fatal (UK) Beak<br />
FRAZ www.funkfreaks.com<br />
Cozmic Cat’s feline flavors...<br />
Stronger (Rmxs.) - Daft Punk - White<br />
Little L (Bob Sinclair Rmx.) - Jamiroqui - Sony<br />
Sound Travels LP - Nathan Haines - Chilifunk<br />
Cuando (King Britt’s Summer Mix) - Si Se - Giant Step<br />
Chateau Flight (4 Hero Rmx.) - Chateau Flight - Versatile Records<br />
New Comer LP - Llorca - F Communications<br />
Nothing Can Come Between Us (Rmx.) - Sade - White<br />
I Miss You (Rmx.) - Bjork - White<br />
Odyssea 2000 - Fussible - Head+Arm<br />
Have A Nice Day - Roxanne Chante - Cold Chillin’<br />
Blaquee (Club Taboo: Wednesday nights)<br />
Siesta “Future”<br />
Donna Summers “I Want Your Love”<br />
Azulu “Salisa”<br />
Armand Van Helden “Slippin’ Into Darkness”<br />
Siesta “Disko”<br />
Depeche Mode “Dream On (Derrick Carter Mix)”<br />
Lil Louis “Blackout”<br />
G5 “Trouble With Me”<br />
Johnny Vicious “Beat That Bitch w/a Bat”<br />
First Choice “Let No Man Put Us Under”<br />
(Crash & Burn 11pm-1am Sundays on 91.3FM WVUD)<br />
Elite Force / Gasoline Alley / Whole9Yards<br />
Wink / Evil Acid / Ovum<br />
Optimus Prime / Skin Graft / Grid<br />
Electric Birds / The Chase (EP) / Etherdrag<br />
Chris Carter / Clarence Park (CD/LP) / Warp<br />
Avery (Club Taboo: Wed nights, Excalibur: Fri nights)<br />
St. Germain “Rose Rouge” Blue Note<br />
Dan Robbins “D.B.D., Chanting In the Dark” Junior (London)<br />
Dean Coleman “The Depth” Deep Touch<br />
Phono “Keep Control” East/West Recs<br />
Depeche Mode “Dream On (Bushwacka Tough Guy Vocal Mix)” Mute<br />
Celeda “The Underground (DJ Vibe Rmx)” Funktastica<br />
Depeche Mode “I Feel Loved (Danny Tenaglia Labor of Love edit)” Mute<br />
KOT feat. Julie McKnight “Finally (Danny Tenaglia re-edit)” Distance<br />
Danny Tenaglia feat. Liz Torres “Turn Me On (JC’s ChiaPet dub, Kano Rmxs.)” Twisted<br />
Jaimy & Kenny D. “Keep On Touchin’ Me (Eric Morillo edit)” Wildlife/Blackhole<br />
Hey DJs! What’s your current favorite top ten?<br />
Drop me a line and we’ll fit you in next round!<br />
Sean O'Neal (611, tuning spork, fuzzy box, flowchart)<br />
Fairmont - "Mansfield" on Traum<br />
Dialogue - "Top of the Drops EP" on Lofi Stereo<br />
Steve Bug - "A Night Like This Remixes" on Poker Flat Recordings<br />
Steve O'Sullivan - "Rhythms & Dubs vol. 3" on Mosaic<br />
Thomas Brinkmann - "46 Valentino EP" on Max Ernst<br />
Benjamin Wild - "Born to Be" on Festplatten<br />
Akufen - "Psychometry vol. 2" on Trapez<br />
Carl Craig - "The Climax" (Basic Channel rmx) on Planet E<br />
Safety Scissors - "Parts Water" on Plug Research<br />
Vincent Radar - "Broadcast EP" on Sender<br />
SLAMBOOK's<br />
Top Ten Industrial Discs<br />
Plastic Assault- We Score (Bloodline)<br />
Dark Illumination- Dead Planet (Bloodline)<br />
Haujobb- Polarity (Metropolis Records)<br />
Culture Kultur- Revenge (Out Of Line)<br />
Accessory- JUKKA2147.DE (Out Of Line)<br />
Andraculoid- Observations In Human Error (Optikon/DSBP)<br />
Schiller Mit Heppner- Dream Of You (single) (Polydor/Zeitgeist)<br />
Cesium 137- The Fall (single) (Tonedeaf Records)<br />
Davantage- Virus:Hate (Black Raid)<br />
Various Artists- Maschinenwelt Compilation IV (Maschinenwelt Records)<br />
Kidd Terriffick, The Get Down (party)<br />
Cleveland, OH<br />
julius papp “odyssey ep” -yellow<br />
julius papp “excursions” -maxwell2000<br />
aaron douglas “ive been so lonely” -authority<br />
rithma “laughter”-om<br />
mateo&matos--stomp your feet--glasgow underground<br />
maw feat. liliana chachian--brazilian beat--mr bongo<br />
africanism--love is the answer--special<br />
main st. project--all this & heaven too--smokin beats<br />
armand van helden--full moon<br />
eddy grant--electric avenue(ringbang mix)
Artist Spotlight: Chris Trojak<br />
photograph<br />
composition<br />
“Burnt<br />
Reality”,<br />
Chris<br />
Trojak<br />
by: Casey<br />
I remember walking down a Brooklyn Street, having a jovial conversation<br />
about the two types of artists. The first type is those who<br />
produce pieces, and wait to make sure they want people to see<br />
them, often displaying only their favorite and best work. Then there<br />
is the other type: those who show absolutely everything they make,<br />
never considering anything “finished”. Chris is definitely that second<br />
type. He will even admit to it. He has, by far, submitted the most stuff to this zine.<br />
For tric, he has sent reviews, pages and pages of poetry and pictures, and even<br />
things from his friends, like the outstanding Jerky Boys-style prank calls tape. So<br />
what’s new from the guy that gave us “Quakers of Destruction” on his self-run<br />
label “Brown Metal Records”? Well, not surprisingly, there are two things: Retard<br />
TV, an endless tape of short skits featuring tons of biting, chase scenes, karate, a<br />
Shop-Vac as R2D2, fake blood, wigs, smashing stuff, and even Bert of Bert’s CDs<br />
telling kids how to rob a salt mine. Some of it gets a little boring, but that’s what<br />
makes the rest of it so damn funny! I love it! The second thing is his new hip-hop<br />
project, “The Glee Club”, titled “Rocking a Boner in The Ghetto”. This one isn’t<br />
so great. I feel the beats aren’t strong enough, and they drag, and the mix is<br />
inconsistent. It’s got potential, and I suppose that accounts for something. Anyway,<br />
that’s it for now. If you’d like to contact Chris, he is always looking to give submissions<br />
to zines and such, so drop him a line at: jtrojak852@aol.com<br />
The Loss of a<br />
Scene:<br />
A Testimony Concerning Fat Rick's.<br />
Destroying frozen fish. The flicker of<br />
a left eye. The wail of a southbound<br />
train. Ah, hindsight. Being the Lente<br />
I see no other recourse than to lash out<br />
and scream Irish. Fuckers following<br />
the late moon that shines down upon<br />
the Kirkwood. Lente, lente currite<br />
noctis equi. 1 Ain't no Busch about it;<br />
we were all straight Jeremiah Weed.<br />
Murph's and marriage took some.<br />
But, the legacy still lingers. The<br />
imprint of fire above the Brandywine<br />
does not fade when I blink.<br />
Dreamwalker Historian. Getting lost<br />
in the zone. Just you all remember<br />
where Rudy used to sit on Saturday<br />
afternoons as he read the Maximus<br />
Chronicles. You see, I never had a<br />
chance to say goodbye: Nietzsche and<br />
the White Album. Ibanagi and the<br />
light at the end of the tunnel.<br />
Constellation Blowfly. The key of E.<br />
and wisdom of Stale Bread. Now I<br />
know that the Pied Piper of the Creole<br />
is just pretty words to say. As the sun<br />
rose that morning I hit the Pavement<br />
and drove off smiling.<br />
Time goes by, things come and go,<br />
leaving memories that fade to dreams.<br />
And even dreams are long forgotten.<br />
In one time, called the Millennium by<br />
some, a time yet to come, a time long<br />
past, a breeze flew across the kitchen<br />
and cooled the workers from the summer<br />
heat. The breeze was not the end.<br />
There are neither endings nor beginnings<br />
to the turning of time. But, it<br />
was an ending. Fare thee well. We<br />
will consort again.<br />
Consummatum est. 2<br />
-Anderson<br />
1. Run softly, softly horses of the night.<br />
2. It is finished.<br />
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Hey Delaware Hipsters!<br />
New!<br />
Local Show Reviews, Woah!!!<br />
This issue:<br />
Hokkaido Concern<br />
Yo peeps, John Howard Griffin has been with tric<br />
since day one, and now he’s finally come forth to<br />
spread the word upon yo ass. He said he gonna<br />
run this show review column every issue, so look<br />
for him at yo show and maybe yall get yo name<br />
printed up in dis joint. Stick around, we’ll see if<br />
dis sucka ass gonna stick to his word...Word...<br />
I was moping around my apartment last month when my<br />
friend Linn told me about this indie-rock show at the East<br />
End Cafe in Newark.<br />
Two beers and three hours later, I was watching the<br />
Hokkaido Concern ruin dinner for dozens of unsuspecting<br />
bar patrons.<br />
After two years of blowing out basement parties, the big<br />
HC is finally ready to smack its nimble, prog-punk upside<br />
the general public’s collective ear hole. These obvious<br />
lovers of the Chicago art sound (read Tortoise) have successfully<br />
concocted their own triple malt blend of rhythmic<br />
change ups, inspired guitar work and dynamic drumming.<br />
Poured over a healthy dose of boyish charm, the Hokkaido<br />
Concern is the area’s best sources for brainy, instrumental<br />
rock this side of Steve Albini.<br />
The night I saw them, the four-piece burned through seven<br />
of their newest songs, which carried titles like "Brown<br />
Trousers," "Advanced Theory" and "Chibbin." I know this<br />
sounds stoopid but I could swear their second-to-last jam<br />
"Member Service" contained pieces of the Top Gun original<br />
score! The band’s third, 5-minute plus orchestration,<br />
"4-1-4" layered enough old school metal riffage on top of<br />
sly melodies that one East End regular was heard to<br />
remark, "They sound like a combination of Iron Maiden<br />
and Abba minus vocals." (The East End’s web page even<br />
goes so far as to call them, "what’s right with young musicians"<br />
and "our hope for the future.", but they like the Sin<br />
City <strong>Band</strong>.)<br />
For the last song, the brothers Ellis switched instruments<br />
without missing a step. Big bro Steve showed that he is just<br />
as versatile on the skins as the ax, while Ryan’s facial contortions<br />
were a show in and of themselves. The band’s final<br />
act of endearment was practically giving away its EP for<br />
the low, low cost of $1. While most of the recorded songs<br />
didn’t make it to the East End, the Hokkaido Concern’s<br />
home-made CD (mine actually has the word "Demo," written<br />
on it) proves they’re just as fun to listen to at home.<br />
With another EP rumored to be on the way, the Hokkaido<br />
Concern are guaranteed to take over the world the minute<br />
they drop out of college.<br />
– John Howard Griffin, i.e. Scott Goss<br />
(fashion)<br />
PART 1: COLLEGE-GIRL BAR GEAR:<br />
SUMMER TOPS<br />
Over the past two summers, I’ve come to have a<br />
problem with two specific tops that women wear.<br />
In the summer of 2000, it was the “V”. You know<br />
the one: that backless spaghetti-strap halter top<br />
that comes to a point at the stomach. I hate that<br />
thing with a passion, especially the one with the<br />
stupid dangling tassels. Even though every lame<br />
bar girl wore one every Friday and Saturday night<br />
last summer, take notice that you don’t see any<br />
of them wearing it anymore because they realized<br />
how dumb they looked wearing it.<br />
Humans are victims of pattern, and following bad<br />
fashion trends to “fit in” is no exception to that<br />
rule. So now, for the summer of 2001, I’ve given<br />
the new award to the single-shoulder stretch tank<br />
top. Yes, that awfully-colored tight shirt with the<br />
too-thick shoulder that swooped down, crushing<br />
and deforming half your boobs, leaving the top<br />
part of them hanging over the shirt is our new<br />
winner. If you were wearing one of these shameful<br />
atrocities this summer and talking to me while<br />
I was pretending to listen, I’d now like you to<br />
know that I was actually dreaming about punching<br />
you in your make-up smeared face. Sorry!<br />
I suppose this is where I have to write something<br />
positive, so here’s a summer fashion tip for all<br />
you women with pimple-back. Don’t wear sunscreen<br />
while laying out on the beach, and let the<br />
sun burn them off while you turn a golden brown.<br />
This little secret is a guarantee for free shots of<br />
Tuaca at the Rusty Rudder. Surf’s Up, babe!<br />
1st Place! This one actually does it a little justice,<br />
but it was the only one I could find on the web.
This is where the reviews start. They’re all done by me,<br />
Casey. Instead of giving personal descriptions of how<br />
the music made me feel like I usually do, I switched to<br />
a more journalistic account. Please let me know what<br />
you think, like if I should change back or something...<br />
Thanks to Nick Silva for help on the finishing touches!<br />
Zen Guerrilla “Shadows On the Sun”<br />
The Delaware swamp-punk boys have got a new one for<br />
you, and don’t worry, it’s good and raunchy, just as expected.<br />
Same amount of rock, metal, and soul, but it’s a little more<br />
bluesy than some past releases, and singer Marcus even<br />
takes a break from singing through his Bell and Howell movie<br />
speaker on the acoustic “Evening Sun”. There’s also this trippy<br />
loop in the midst of it all. Otis Redding- meet Iron Maiden!<br />
Great job once again. Cheers, Gentlemen! (Sub Pop)<br />
The Shins “Oh Inverted World”<br />
All you locals who dig DE’s The Knobs or West Chester’s<br />
Overtones, you should visit The Shins’ inverted world. I initially<br />
passed this one up a couple of months ago, then I finally<br />
broke down to review it, and ended up falling in love with it.<br />
Poppy, melodic rock with major scale hooks from New<br />
Mexico, The Shins became established in 1997 after the dissolution<br />
of Flake (Flakemusic), who date back to 1993. What<br />
I wish ‘alternative’ would change back into... (Sub Pop)<br />
Pleasure Forever “Pleasure Forever”<br />
(Formerly SLAVES, The VSS) This is pretentious goth rock<br />
devil music. They say things like “Meet me in eternity” and<br />
“Rise from the bottomless pit”, and they promote excess,<br />
orgies, and magic. It doesn’t mesh well with the clubbier/keyboard<br />
goth one may expect, because it’s more of a dark<br />
piano/guitar/drums rock trio sounding similar to the Bad<br />
Seeds, except way more cheesy, both musically and lyrically.<br />
I think they’d be fun to see live for the full effect, but it was a<br />
little hard to take seriously from my home stereo. (Sub Pop)<br />
Three 4 Tens “Change Is On It’s Way”<br />
If you’ve ever seen Philly’s Three 4 Tens live, you wonder<br />
how the hell they’re gonna capture onto a CD all the drunken<br />
nervous energy they expend during one of their outrageously<br />
loud and obnoxious shows. Actually, they did something else.<br />
They simply made a great album that rocks steady, and they<br />
still use that mid-60’s Brit-rock sound as a base to work with.<br />
Like I said before, they remind me of the Who or the Stones<br />
when they were still playing basement pubs. I’ve seen them<br />
smash their equipment more than once! (File 13)<br />
Thumbnail “That Static”<br />
After Thumbnail’s break-up three years ago, their last album,<br />
finished in Dec. ‘98 is finally available. It’s really, really fucking<br />
noisy, with lots of Sonic Youth influence. Super tight, it<br />
really shows Thumbnail at their best in terms of songwriting<br />
and playing together as a band. Rumor has it that they’re<br />
even getting back together for a few select shows this fall.<br />
One of my personal picks this round, this is a must-have for<br />
Atombombpocketknife fans. (File 13)<br />
Songs by and for Shannon Yarbrough<br />
“Listen To What I’m Made Of”<br />
On May 5th, 2000, Shannon was driving home on a country<br />
road in Little Rock, AK, and hit a bulldozer mysteriously left<br />
in the middle of the road, and was killed. This double CD<br />
compiles works of both he and and his friends from across<br />
the country. Shannon was in the band Five-O, one of the<br />
earlier bands that grew up with File 13, and also Little Rock<br />
band The Big Cats. While Shannon embraced that empty<br />
southwest singer/songwriter sound, the guests on the second<br />
CD are musicians from various local scenes ranging<br />
from punk to alt-country. (File 13)<br />
Hefner “We Love The City”<br />
Imagine if some guy like Jarvis Cocker of Pulp (Darren<br />
Hayman) suddenly fell head-over-heels in love for some<br />
young coquette, but she fully knows his womanizing ways.<br />
He writes all these beautiful songs for her, begging for forgiveness,<br />
but occasionally slips by saying things like “I can’t<br />
wait to do you on the living room floor”, and woefully blames<br />
his past on the cold city life. While the band plays along,<br />
confused, but not necessarily blindly, and all too well to fit<br />
this silly, English-style melodrama, he throws up his heart,<br />
only to have it kicked around like everyone else. Their video<br />
for “I Took Her Love for Granted” kills any made by Blink-<br />
182, EVER! They’re really naked! (Too Pure/Beggars)
Scannerfunk “Wave of Light by Wave of Light”<br />
Scanner reminds me of electronic projects like Swazak, who<br />
make for great background music at a gallery, in between<br />
bands at a show, or for soundtracking TV commercials or<br />
newer video games. I suppose it’s your prime example of<br />
‘electronica’- light and airy, where you can play the CD and<br />
enjoy it without really delving into it. Interesting beats and patterns,<br />
and it often veers off into IDM. Chillin’. (Sulfer/Beggars)<br />
Brassy “Got It Made”<br />
These bubblegum snappin’ girl/guy punks use break-beat,<br />
hip-hop, and dn’b DJ/drummer DJ Swett to get ultra funky.<br />
Any band with a singer named Muffin and has a song remixed<br />
by Rob Swift deserves to be checked out. Besides, these<br />
guys have already had a ton of successful singles over the<br />
past few years, so check out this full-length. Fans of Sneaker<br />
Pimps should dig on this. You will get jiggy. (Wiija/Beggars)<br />
His Name Is Alive<br />
“Someday My Blues Will Cover the Earth”<br />
Over the past few years, HNIA has been frustrating lots of<br />
goth kids, but this album should, hopefully, solidify what Fort<br />
Lake was migrating towards. If you are not on the up and up<br />
with HNIA’s history, for over 10 years, they have been well<br />
known for their beautifully eerie and ethereal mood-shifting<br />
music. Over the past few years, however, Warn Defever and<br />
his current counterparts have been in transition mode, slowly<br />
evolving into laid-back R&B. This new album really is pretty,<br />
jazzy, and soulful, using the sensuous vocals of Lovetta<br />
Pippen, a Rhodes, some drum programming, and an upright.<br />
A smokey lounge or a cabaret comes to mind. (4AD/Bggrs)<br />
Lush “Ciao!, Best Of”<br />
Like it or not, it’s high-time for a Lush retrospective. Working<br />
backwards, starting with the most recent Lovelife (1996) and<br />
ending with Scar (1992), this 18 song collection does a great<br />
job recapturing Lush’s rocky musical career. From the earlier<br />
days of their rich, full-bodied warmth to their later shimmering<br />
indie-pop classics, this CD is great because it not only has<br />
hard-to-find stuff besides that on Gala, but helps some of the<br />
kids who weren’t around yet to figure<br />
it out. (4AD/Beggars)<br />
The Strokes “The Modern Age”<br />
I think The Strokes sound cool, they<br />
remind me of Velvet Underground<br />
when they rocked out, and they really<br />
do work hard at touring, but over<br />
the past six months, I feel like<br />
they’ve been shoved down my throat.<br />
I think there are so many great<br />
bands doing the same thing as them,<br />
but The Strokes are getting way<br />
more credit for it. I mean, who the<br />
hell gets to tour the world on a 3<br />
song EP? No one. It all smells a little<br />
fishy to me, that’s all. Oh well, I suppose<br />
they don’t need some puny little<br />
fanzine like mine. (XL/Beggars)<br />
shannonwright “Perishable Goods EP”<br />
I think Shannon is more than your average WXPN alt-country<br />
singer/songwriter. Using piano, organ, and unadulterated<br />
guitar as the base of her haunting character, she holds<br />
enough emotion to get me bummed out, which is pretty hard<br />
to do. I’m pretty picky when it comes to this genre, but she<br />
definitely crosses into darker territory, which makes for a<br />
more interesting mix. This limited edition tour EP features<br />
members of Calexico, Low, Rachel’s, and Man...Or<br />
Astroman?. Look for Shannon’s full length Dyed In The<br />
Wool out now. What a nice surprise! (Quarterstick)<br />
Silkworm “Lifestyle”<br />
Trying to review a Silkworm album is like trying to review a<br />
history book on them, because that’s how they play, and it’s<br />
what they play about: going from a quartet to a trio, alcohol,<br />
love, touring, moving away. They’ve all got that slow, downbeat,<br />
muffled Neil Young riffage, but each album seems to fit<br />
their current status, this time being empty and slurred, as<br />
opposed to 1997’s Developer, which was, at least, more<br />
angst driven. Unfortunately, over their 14 years of playing<br />
together, it seems like the DE suburbs have managed to set<br />
aside Silkworm’s ups and downs, and treat them as nothing<br />
more than some indie reference band that toured with<br />
Pavement years ago. This album came out August last year,<br />
but it’s worth the mention- check it out. (Touch and Go)<br />
The New Year “Newness Ends”<br />
This is the Kadane Bros.’ first excursion since Bedhead’s<br />
break-up in 1998, and it’s a winner. Though the vocals still<br />
sound a little sleepy and boyishly monotone, the music<br />
seems to have rubbed it eyes and woken to a little more<br />
rock. However, it hasn’t had it’s morning cup of joe yet. The<br />
guitars have a sound like Pavement, but more straight forward,<br />
and they’ve recruited Codeine’s drummer Chris<br />
Brokaw. Though it does meander a little, it’s more structured<br />
and song oriented than Bedhead, but don’t worry, it’s still<br />
laid back, just not as sedated. (Touch and Go)<br />
(more reviews next page!)
Shipping News<br />
“Very Soon, and In Pleasant Company”<br />
Loose and jangley drums and guitar, occasionally complimented<br />
with emotional strings and piano makes this album<br />
feel like it’s got some fuzzy, dull glow of memories or past<br />
visions that meander in your head over and over. The overall<br />
feeling of the album is like some foggy, recursive thought of<br />
an awesome dream you had, but can’t exactly put your finger<br />
on, and it starts to piss you off. Shipping News is Kyle and<br />
Jason of Rachel's, and Jeff of June of 44. (Quarterstick)<br />
Tara Jane O’Neil “In The Sun Lines”<br />
Very relaxing and hypnotic, yet foolingly uneasy. Very slow<br />
with lots of rich layers and double voice-overs, O’Neil (The<br />
Sonora Pine, Retsin, Rodan) definitely starts with a singer/<br />
songwriter base, but develops it into something more of a<br />
dreamscape, where development is left open to chance, and<br />
minimal melodies and continuous loops are abundant. The<br />
harmonium reminds me a little of Kenda Smith, but more full.<br />
It’s a very pretty album, yet it remains dark. (Quarterstick)<br />
The Album Leaf “One Day I’ll Be On Time”<br />
This is Jimmy Lavalle of Tristeza, and while his last album<br />
with them was, as they used in their title, ‘circular’, I think<br />
you’ll find this one more along a linear path. While keeping in<br />
the tradition of instrumental, trippy, open key jams, these<br />
ditties seem to evolve as if you’re walking down a path, and<br />
the scenery changes as you go. This whole album was<br />
recorded, mixed, and produced by Jimmy himself, though he<br />
had some help with the beats and mastering. (Tigerstyle)<br />
Aspra Ad Astra / Lilys (split EP)<br />
This came out a while ago, but who cares? Not me! Four<br />
Lilys songs from ‘93 and ‘94, recorded in Philly, and 4 new<br />
Aspra songs, who reside in Philly. While Lilys hide their<br />
ghost-like vocals with tons of reverb and distortion-drenched<br />
guitars, Aspra does quite the opposite, keeping them frontal,<br />
backed by a twangy, tremolo guitar. As far as Lilys songs,<br />
these ones are instant favorites, and I’m glad they are mixed<br />
with a newer band like Aspra. The cover art is weird, I can’t<br />
look at it. It creeps me out. Aspra (no more Ad Astra) just<br />
released a full-length on Big Wheel Recreation. (Tigerstyle)<br />
The Mercury Program<br />
“All the Suits Began to Fall Off”<br />
This instrumental album could be a cross between jazz and<br />
more repetitious math-rock like Don Cab, but a little more<br />
laid back. Erratic drumming, a vibraphone, and electric piano<br />
remind me of some of the free jazz from the early 70’s, but<br />
they keep their cool, even when they turn on the fuzz box.<br />
Nice cello work in “The Secret to Quiet”. Coming from<br />
Gainsville, Florida, this is their second full length; the other is<br />
available on Boxcar, as well as some 7”s. (Tigerstyle)<br />
Low / K (Karla of Ida) (split EP)<br />
Four songs, two for each group, this EP is also available as<br />
a 7”, which only has one song each. All songs are exclusive<br />
for this release. The Low songs are a little lighter than some<br />
of their other material, and they focus on male vocal. Both<br />
Low songs are recorded by Warn (His Name Is Alive) at his<br />
Time Studio, and one K song mixed by him also. All of the<br />
songs are somewhat dreamy, folky, and acoustic. (Tigerstyle)
Ida “The Braille Night”<br />
Ida are definitely more folk than anything else, however, what<br />
makes them cool is that there is lots of everything else. You’ll<br />
definitely hear some Mojave 3 or Low style in the mix. What’s<br />
interesting is that there are 8 people in the group, and they<br />
all seem to have some major influence on the band’s wellcomposed<br />
sound of vocal harmonies, piano, guitar and other<br />
various strings, and percussion. (Tigerstyle)<br />
K (Karla of Ida) “New Problems”<br />
You could possibly consider this a stripped down Ida (see<br />
above review), sans all the male vocals. Lots of other guests<br />
including Tara Jane O’Neil, as well as some from Ida. Most of<br />
the songs have only two or three people doing piano, guitar,<br />
drums, and female vocal. There’s also some scratchy tape<br />
loops and things to make the recording more interesting. All<br />
12 songs are like a darker folk- a little empty and mournful,<br />
ethereal and hollow. (Tigerstyle)<br />
The American Analog Set “Know By Heart”<br />
This is good driving music. This is what is playing when<br />
you’re driving your car on a long, straight road through the<br />
Nebraska wheat fields with the windows down. I like the<br />
drums on this album, they remind me of good CCR (not the<br />
music at all), and they’ve upped the tempo some. The music<br />
is reminiscent of their past albums, all sort of dry and distant,<br />
almost unemotional, and they use less farfisia (the Stereolab<br />
sound). It seems to go through a sort of filter. They’re in song<br />
mode on this one, but there’s still some jams. (Tigerstyle)<br />
Minus “Jesus Christ Bobby”<br />
This album blows my mind. I fucking love it! It’s got elements<br />
of Ozzfest without the cheese, and hints of death metal without<br />
being overbearing. While listening to them, Iceland’s<br />
Minus wants you to vision that cracked, barren wasteland<br />
they call home, using screeching demonic vocals and ripping<br />
guitars, as well as some interesting samples and effects.<br />
While maintaining metal riffs that are essentially catchy, they<br />
still remain abstract and unique. To top it all off, Einar Orn of<br />
the Sugarcubes helped out. * A personal pick! (Victory)<br />
Grade “Head First, Straight To Hell”<br />
This Canadian quintet has become a staple for what most<br />
refer to as emotional-hardcore-metal. The guitars use that<br />
80’s metal/rock crunchy distortion riff sound, while singer<br />
Kyle Bishop trades off melodies with controlled screaming<br />
and yelling. The album has been banned from Best Buy<br />
because of the cover art. It’s got this winged puppetmaster/<br />
joker demon chic with star pasties over her nip-nips. (Victory)<br />
Thumb “3”<br />
For all you old-school skaters who can remember Santa Cruz<br />
and Madrid’s heyday, you should remember the name Claus<br />
Grabke, that funny German guy with the crazy hairdo. Nuskoolers<br />
might remember the 1998 Warped Tour, when<br />
Americans first started taking notice to Thumb’s hip-hop influenced<br />
hardcore. Since 1993, over in Germany, these guys<br />
have been doing that of Linkin Park or some of their other<br />
MTV2 counterparts, but backed by a DJ and fronted by a pro<br />
skater. This is their second US release from Victory. (Victory)
Darkest Hour “So Sedated, So Secure”<br />
With a pounding double kick drum, these guys cross hardcore<br />
and punk with doses of dark speedmetal / grindcore. It’s<br />
got a very heavy sound, but at the same time melodic from<br />
the use of two guitars that work well together, and the growling<br />
mid-range vocals make everything sound really gritty.<br />
Combined together, it ought to make for a nasty pit. (Victory)<br />
The Dickies “All This and Puppet Stew”<br />
The Dickies are simply a staple, funny punk band. They’ve<br />
been around forever, have a bunch of albums, and they’ve<br />
still got tons of energy. The high-pitched vocals remind me of<br />
DK’s Jello Biafra, but WAY less political- they’d rather make<br />
fun of a donut man or Courtney Love. The music is original<br />
pop punk- more on the punk side. OK, maybe they get a little<br />
political on “My Pop the Cop”. Ha, ha, ha... (Fat Wreck)<br />
Snuff “Blue Gravy:Phase 9 (10”)”<br />
Clear Blue Vinyl! OK, these guys from England are really<br />
loud, fast hardcore combined with really, really, really noisy<br />
and distorted pop-punk. There’s cool harmonies, and the<br />
noise surely overrides any whininess that might come with<br />
the territory. Wait a minute, I even hear a Hammond B-3 and<br />
a horn section. Holy Shit! There’s some funk jams, too.<br />
Woah, this gets interesting! * Personal Pick! (Fat Wreck)<br />
Citizen Fish “Life Size”<br />
Man, these guys’ accents are so thick! Again, Citizen Fish<br />
have been around forever. You can picture what they sound<br />
like just by imagining an English pub, and everyone is<br />
chanting along with Dick, Phil, Jasper, and Trotsky, screaming<br />
“Where’s the revolution now?”. Tight punk riffs and drums<br />
mixed with just the right touch of ska make good for this<br />
rowdy bunch of original political punkers. (Honest Don’s)<br />
Inspection 12 “In Recovery”<br />
This is definitely way more alterno-guitar pop than punk. The<br />
first few songs sound like something from the ‘Friends’<br />
soundtrack, then they evolve into something a little more hip<br />
and fast you might hear on cable. It’s not all plastic, thoughthere’s<br />
still some rawness to make it fun, and they definitely<br />
act a little humble, which is good, because most bands that<br />
go for this sound are obnoxious egomaniacs. (Honest Don’s)<br />
Heavenly “Heavenly vs. Satan”<br />
Originally released in 1990, this is Heavenly’s first album,<br />
which has been out of print for the last 7 years, and was<br />
never released in the US until now, plus it includes 3 singles<br />
w/ their b-sides. It’s cute, maybe sort of like a poppier Lush,<br />
but LOTS more bouncy, peppy, and upbeat, maybe even a<br />
little 60’s mod, with a tight snare and hi-hat. The trebly, highrange<br />
melodies are mostly picked major guitar chords. It’s<br />
definitely dated, but it’s still loads of fun! (K Records)<br />
Old Time Relijun “Witchcraft Rebellion”<br />
Bouncy, out-of-tune guitars, an overzealous, nonsensical<br />
sax, and monkey-style, pounding drums that almost resemble<br />
ska accompany this freak shreaking and spitting about<br />
vampire motels, vampire sushi, and taking off his head in a<br />
grocery store. Though singer Dionyso is usually screeching<br />
about frogs or something, his voice sometimes lowers and<br />
sounds like Popeye. I personally thought this album was<br />
really funny, but some out there consider it complete shit. (K)
The Microphones “The Glow Pt. 2”<br />
Phil Elvrum, the main microphone, has been working hard,<br />
because this CD totals in at 20 songs in 67 minutes, just a<br />
year after his last full length. The Microphones use a cool<br />
muffled yet distorted sound, making everything around you<br />
seem off-balanced, all the small and quiet things seem loud.<br />
It continuously contrasts itself, sounding cheap yet important,<br />
and useless yet invaluable. In other words he makes nothing<br />
seem like everything, and vice versa. Great recording techniques<br />
and wide variety of instruments. (K Records)<br />
Modest Mouse “Sad Sappy Sucker”<br />
If you read this zine, survey says you at least know who<br />
Modest Mouse is. This is their never-released first studio<br />
album, recorded back in 1994 by Calvin Johnson at Dub<br />
Narcotic, plus a bunch of short songs made by Issac Brock<br />
in his amateur Dial-A-Song studio around the same time. As<br />
expected, Isaac’s voice sounds really young, and more squirrely<br />
than ever. The songs themselves are still catchy, yet<br />
also very youthful. Overall, if you like MM, this will be a fun<br />
album for you, but if you’re new, I’d recommend trying out<br />
some of their more mature releases before you hear this. (K)<br />
The Rondelles “Shined Nickels and Loose Change”<br />
American teenage unisex garage punk flourishes, and it’s<br />
name is The Rondelles. Distorted bass, guitar, and cool<br />
female vocal, mixed up with a guy who plays drums standing<br />
up, using one hand, while banging out notes on a Casio keyboard<br />
with the other, AND screaming background vocals into<br />
his mike all at once makes they’re live set nice and rough,<br />
and lots of fun to just hang out and head-bop. This album is<br />
just as useful to get you a go-go-going in the morning, or to<br />
get you psy-psy-psy-psyched up to get out of the house and<br />
have a great time. Lots of Heys and Yeahs! (K Records)<br />
Beat Happening “Crashing Through (Box Set)”<br />
In case you didn’t know, Beat Happening is the backbone of<br />
Olympia, WA’s K Records. As a condensed history, Calvin,<br />
Heather, and Brett started playing as a lo-fi punk band in the<br />
early 80’s, and kept going until the mid 90’s, meanwhile running<br />
a label to self-release their albums, which has grown<br />
into one of the finer indie labels and recording studios of<br />
today. This 7 CD set captures all of their full lengths, plus<br />
some singles and such. Their basic guitar-drums-vocal<br />
sound didn’t change too much over the years, and Calvin’s<br />
low bass voice is definitely for selective ears, but the charming<br />
simplicity of it all, along with the memorable lyrics, lasts<br />
in the hearts of many. (K)<br />
Erik Sanko “Past Imperfect, Present Tense”<br />
This is the first solo album from former bassist of NY’s<br />
Lounge Lizards, as well as his own band, Skeleton Key, and<br />
the sound is very uncomfortable pop. It sounds like it was<br />
meant to be normal, listenable WXPN songwriter-style<br />
music, but during recording, some demon not only got into<br />
the tape reels, eerily slowing and speeding them up and<br />
down, but also swirled into his head, making him say and<br />
play some pretty bizarre things. It’s sorta spooky! (Jetset)<br />
Firewater “Psychopharmacology”<br />
Firewater’s 3rd release is filled with pills, suicide, and irony.<br />
While the words poke fun at airplane crashes, God, and<br />
other things that revolve around death, the music is definitely<br />
‘band’ like- utilizing flashy alternative guitar hooks and a<br />
raspy voice. This is getting great reviews from other critics,<br />
but it’s a little too ‘jaded rock star’ for my tastes. Fans of<br />
Guided by Voices might enjoy this one. Firewater is led by<br />
Tod A, for those who remember the early 90’s punk/ industrial<br />
band Cop Shoot Cop. (Jetset)
Label Spotlight:<br />
For Philadelphia’s Nancy Boy Records (AKA Chris Engineer),<br />
it all started in the very late 90’s with a V/A punk tape of his<br />
friends’ bands, titled “How To Master Gung-Fu”. From there,<br />
1999 saw two 7’s, both splits featuring two bands each. The<br />
first 7” (NBR02) features Cleveland, Ohio’s “Uncle NO!”, a<br />
rapcore band that definitely fits the bill with some of the more<br />
popular MTV bands like Papa Roach. The guitars in the first<br />
song sound like Rage Against the Machine. Though they disbanded<br />
about 4 years ago, some members are now in Run<br />
Devil Run, on Victory Recs. The other side is the band “82nd<br />
Floor”, who also disbanded a while back, which is Chris and<br />
his friends from 1998. Both songs are recorded pretty badly,<br />
possibly on a boom box, but the music is still decent, and<br />
sounds like some punky metal kids having a good time, so<br />
be it. The second 7” (NBR03) has Kentucky’s “Redheaded<br />
Stepchildren”, who just broke up. They’re cool greaser-style<br />
punk with upbeat hooks, reminiscent of Social Distortion.<br />
Again, the other side is another of Chris’ bands “Enlist”. It<br />
was a nice suprise to hear a female vocal. The quality of the<br />
recording is basically still live basement-style with a couple of<br />
mikes, but the music is tighter and more melodic.<br />
Now two years later (‘01), Nancy Boy has released a threeway<br />
split CD featuring Pittsburgh’s “McCarthy Commission”<br />
and two of Philly’s better hardcore punk bands, “Autotrophs”<br />
and “Kids United”. Maximum Rock n’ Roll (Sept. ‘01) gave<br />
this a shining review, and I do as well. If you follow the PA<br />
hardcore punk scene, or want a taste, this is the perfect CD<br />
to pick up. 15 songs- 5 each. All the songs are full battle<br />
cries and really political, talking about everything from class<br />
wars to capital punishment to censorship to neo-Naziism. For<br />
hardcore punk, this one hits the nail on the head.<br />
As with anything, use a little persistence and hard work, and<br />
things will begin to grow and flourish, and so goes with<br />
Nancy Boy Records. In the near future, Nancy Boy is set to<br />
release a Low Budgets 7” (ex-members of the Dead Milkmen<br />
and Town Managers) titled "Go Bargain Hunting with the Low<br />
Budgets". It’s going to be colored vinyl, and only 300 will be<br />
pressed and numbered, and keeping in the punk rock tradition,<br />
the street date has been posted as indefinite. Chris has<br />
also talked about projects with the likes of De La Hoya, The<br />
Insurgent, Pull 130, and Always the Victim, but nothing is<br />
official as of yet, and his current band ‘Tell-Tale-Heart’ (plus<br />
othe ex-members of Enlist) is working on a demo.<br />
For more information on Nancy Boy Recs or these releases,<br />
you can contact Chris at:<br />
Nancy Boy Records<br />
3143 Olympia Place<br />
Philadelphia, PA 19145<br />
chris@nancyboyrecords.com www.nancyboyrecords.com<br />
David Candy “Play Power”<br />
Who is David Candy? The mysterious man who so elegantly<br />
contemplates Vladimir Mayakovsky and mafarca pudding.<br />
Don’t worry, he’ll look after you, he understands you, you’ll<br />
never feel abandoned again. He knows you’ve been searching<br />
for him, reach out you hand, and you’ll find... Ian<br />
Svenonius of the Make Up! During “Diary of a Genius”, a 19minute<br />
beatnik jam, Ian goes off on purposely idiotic and<br />
overly pretentious prose, which got tons of laughs out of me.<br />
The last song is a goofy version of "Komeda's Lullaby", from<br />
Rosemary’s Baby. If you don’t know this is a high-brow 60’s<br />
throwback joke, you’re going to want to smash this CD<br />
against the wall, but if you’re prepared, you’ll be laughing<br />
your ass off. (Jetset)<br />
Black Box Recorder “The Worst Of...<br />
The Complete B-Side and Video Collection”<br />
As the title says, this is a collection of their singles and four<br />
unedited videos. Imagine a more obscure, chilled-out Robert<br />
Palmer (the 80’s suit guy), but infatuated with puberty, and<br />
life’s letdowns. These monotone Brits have had many-a-lyric<br />
banned on radio and MTV, most notably a line from the song<br />
Child Psychology: "Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it."<br />
Minimal synthetic drum beats and sparse guitars give a very<br />
sober feeling. Some of the covers include Bowie’s “Rock n’<br />
Roll Suicide” and Terri Jacks’ “Seasons In The Sun”. The<br />
highlight is the video for “The Art of Driving”, in which they<br />
dress up like crash test dummies. (Jetset)<br />
These releases available through: Mail order, Nancy Boy website, Local record shops, the bands’ shows, & smaller distros
The Ivory Coast “Clouds”<br />
I think the title of this CD is misleading, because nowhere on<br />
this album is there some cloudy dreaminess you might<br />
expect. In actuality, Ivory Coast does nothing but have fun<br />
rocking out. This is good, standard indie guitar rock, without<br />
much new or innovative going on. However, you can’t deny<br />
that the songs are undoubtedly catchy and listenable pop, a<br />
little reminiscent of bands like Silkworm. I dig it. (Polyvinyl)<br />
Owen “Owen”<br />
Owen is the solo project of Mike Kinsella, who over ten years<br />
has been in well-known projects like Owls, American Football,<br />
Joan of Arc, and Cap’n Jazz. This album is mostly layered<br />
acoustic fingerpicking with some background guitar and<br />
synth noise, occasionally surrounded by light electronic beats<br />
that flutter around like little little glowing orbs. The vocals are<br />
also very full bodied and textured using some after-effects.<br />
Written, played, recorded, and produced by Mike himself.<br />
Overall, this is well thought-out, and very relaxing. (Polyvinyl)<br />
AM/FM “Getting Into Sinking”<br />
AM/FM is mainly Philly’s Brian Sokel (Franklin) and Mike<br />
Parsell (Goodbye Blue Monday, The Science Of), plus Terry<br />
Yerves helping out and producing, and tons of other Philly<br />
hipsters filling in on bass, guitar, vocals, keyboards and whatever<br />
else deems itself appropriate to create an album full of<br />
trippy, acoustic mish-mash. The album ranges from upbeat to<br />
chanting, and you can’t really put a finger on any direct style,<br />
except that it’s fairly soothing, and there’s lots of things going<br />
on under the face of it. While Brian writes most of the songs,<br />
and plays guitar and sings, Michael mostly sticks to the drum<br />
set. The production makes this album a real treat. (Polyvinyl)<br />
Owls “Owls”<br />
If you liked earlier Joan of Arc, and wish they had sped up<br />
rather than drifting off into sparse guitar minimalism, then this<br />
should please you. Owls was the pre-teen pre-existence of all<br />
things Joan of Arc, Cap’n Jazz, Ghosts and Vodka, American<br />
Football, but they broke up in ‘94, never releasing an album.<br />
Now all a little more mature, everyone recently pulled back<br />
together to make this new album, and it’s damn tight. Victor<br />
Villarreal’s technical jazzy guitar playing really livens things<br />
up, putting Mike Kinsella’s drumming to the test. (Jade Tree)<br />
Milemarker “Anaesthetic”<br />
Blend melodic hardcore with new wave synths, mechanical<br />
and grinding post rock, cold girl/guy vocals, and an indescript<br />
bright pink album cover and you’ve got something in between<br />
jarring and novelty. Over the past 4 years, their stated goal<br />
has been to re-create hardcore that moves you like it did<br />
before it became pre-packaged. While the lyrics reflect on a<br />
dark machine future, there are parts where it gets very 80’s<br />
goth, which is fine, except they won’t admit it. (Jade Tree)<br />
Strike Anywhere “Change Is a Sound”<br />
Straight-forward Richmond, VA hardcore punk full of sing<br />
along anthems. Singer Thomas Barnett has has kind of a<br />
high, raspy screamy voice, and the fast drumming and guitars<br />
have almost a tight pop-punk edge. The lyrics are better than<br />
those of your average political punk guy, and they actually<br />
captured my interest by being grassroots and pro-union,<br />
hence the name ‘strike anywhere’. They yell about taxes<br />
instead of bombs, so I suppose you could call this a sort of<br />
working-man’s uprising. (Jade Tree)<br />
Atombombpocketknife “Gog Bless The ABPK”<br />
ABPK have added another guitarist, Che Arthur (the sound<br />
engineer for Don Cab, Trans Am, Cinerama), which means<br />
two new things have happened. On this new full length, there<br />
are less ‘starts and stops’, or breaks, which is why I loved<br />
Alpha Sounds, their last album. However, because of the<br />
addition, this album is more textured, and it allows them freedom<br />
for more exploration. It’s not a bad thing, but it’s a<br />
change none-the-less. It’s still harsh, noisy, and dissonant as<br />
ever. (Southern, PO Box 577375, Chicago, IL 60657)<br />
cEvin Key “the gHost of eAch room”<br />
In keeping with the tradition of his well-composed synthesized<br />
and industrialized soundscapes, the most noticeably<br />
unexpected thing on this CD is the tweaked and ripped up<br />
hip-hop beats. As the album literally floats around chill keyboard<br />
experimentations then explodes into electronic freakouts,<br />
there is no doubt still some Skinny Puppy left in cEvin’s<br />
blood. I thoroughly enjoyed the guests like Nivek Ogre,<br />
Edward Ka-Spel and others from the Pink Dots. (Metropolis)<br />
Haujobb “Polarity”<br />
So, was the this CD worth the wait? I’d say so. There are so<br />
many different elements on this album, and they are all mixed<br />
together in a very satisfying fashion. Combining their patented<br />
terrifying minimalistic landscapes mixed with German tech<br />
beats and good old never-fail industrialism, portions of this<br />
are actually danceable, as opposed to some of their more<br />
experimental past albums. Track 8 even gets a little funky<br />
with a Mouse on Mars-style. Never fear though- there are still<br />
plenty of breaks where Haujobb play with those strange<br />
sound effects that make your face twitch. (Metropolis)
Peter Murphy “aLive Justforlove” (2xCD)<br />
I’ve never seen Peter Murphy in concert, and the Bauhaus<br />
reunion a couple of years ago sold out in like 10 minutes, so<br />
even though some of you may think this album is ridiculously<br />
cheesy, I’m lovin’ it. There’s no doubt he’s still got his pipes,<br />
and he’s right on pitch, so damn it, if I want to be sentimental,<br />
what better way go out then by bowing down to the Prince of<br />
Goth? Technically, this recording is crystal clear. It starts out<br />
with just Peter, then guitar (Peter Distefano), then an electric<br />
violin (Hugh Marsh), no drums. It’s all pretty minimal.<br />
Recorded at the El Rey Theatre in L.A. on November 31st,<br />
‘00. The second CD is Peter and David J doing Bauhaus’<br />
Who Killed Mr. Moonlight, All We Ever Wanted, and Hope,<br />
and an Elvis’ Love Me Tender, all acoustic. (Metropolis)<br />
Rambient “So Many Worlds”<br />
This duo is Peter DiStefano (Porno for Pyros) and film composer<br />
Harry Gregson-Williams (Shrek, Armageddon, Enemy<br />
of the State, Spy Games). If you’re picturing guitar-based<br />
commercial (yet highly emotional, mind you) techno ready to<br />
be packaged and shipped to MTV2, you’ve hit the nail right<br />
on the head. It’s bursting out of it’s seams with guest appearances<br />
including Peter Murphy (see above review), Cibo<br />
Matto’s Miho Hatori, hip-hop master Divine Styler, and Flea<br />
(yes, Flea). If you like bands like Chemical Bros. or newer<br />
Moby, but much more chilled out, this is your joint. I was personally<br />
scared out of my wits. Only in Hollywood my friends...<br />
(Immergent, 2231 S. Carmelina Ave., West LA, CA 90064)<br />
sketch by: Juliet L. Salvato<br />
Couch “Profane”<br />
The jams on this instrumental album are a little more slowed<br />
down, and focus more on the downbeat, as opposed to their<br />
last one, Fantasy, which was more groovable and traveling.<br />
The often heavy percussion is very predominant and up<br />
front, and they focus on more minor keys this time. Couch<br />
use a great production technique to make them sound sort<br />
of dull or ‘grounded’, like they’re some machine trying to<br />
learn emotions, or they’ve got this dead weight they’re trying<br />
to lift, and I love the use of the old electric piano. Those<br />
crazy Germans! * A personal pick this round! (Matador)<br />
Bardo Pond “Dilate”<br />
Bardo Pond is one of the fucking noisiest bands, ever.<br />
They’ve got so much distortion and feedback that if you go<br />
see them live, everyone’s hair starts standing up off their<br />
heads. Imagine if Dirty Three doubled into six, and the new<br />
members brought along the blues bomb TM , 750 effects pedals,<br />
and Isobel (singer/flautist/violinist), who moans away like<br />
there’s an opium den backstage. I’ve seen the Pond tear it<br />
up with Mogwai more than once, so that’s gotta say something.<br />
Bardo Pond is definitely one of the better fringe benefits<br />
of living near Philly. You can see them at the Khyber w/<br />
American Analog Set on Friday, Oct. 21st. No lie, I’ve<br />
already blown up a set of speakers with this CD! (Matador)<br />
Flowchart “Wishworm tracks”<br />
Flowchart (aka Flowtron when live) is Philly’s Sean O’Neal<br />
and Erin Anderson. My first instinct of this CD was the feeling<br />
of when you eat mushrooms- everything gets all mushy<br />
and watery, but feels like it’s exploding at the same time.<br />
While Sean is known for his tracky, techhie DJ sets, this one<br />
is more bouncy and cartoonish. Maybe you could relate the<br />
mushroom thing to some funky, bugged-out, demented<br />
Super Mario Bros. dream. This is perfect computer head<br />
music, great for doing homework. Very well-structured, this<br />
is proof that Flowchart has been around the block once or<br />
twice. Available only as a UK import, I’m pretty sure you can<br />
pick it up at 611. (Endorphin, www.enrapturedrecords.com)<br />
Atom and His Package “Redefining Music”<br />
Dear Atom, when are you going to write a song about me? I<br />
put a picture of you in my fanzine holding a Flower Soup<br />
sign and I’ve chit-chatted with you through e-mail. I only live<br />
like 20 minutes away from you, and I’ve gone to your shows,<br />
like Franklin’s last all-ages show and the punk rock prom in<br />
Delaware this summer. I even visit File 13’s website when<br />
you say there’s an update. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO???<br />
C’mon, I’ll come over to your place, and we’ll jump all over<br />
the room and get all goofy and do rock star poses. I’ll even<br />
help you program the Package if you want me to. Wadda ya<br />
say? (Hopeless Recs., PO Box 7495, Van Nuys, CA 91409)<br />
Tight Bros From Way Back When “Lend You A Hand”<br />
This is 100%, 100 mph, guitar-slingin’, ass shakin’ rock-nroll.<br />
Straight-up 70’s rock, baby, no perpetratin’ here. Thank<br />
God for the track listing, or I would have no idea what this<br />
guy is saying besides a bunch of Alright!s, Yeah!s, Whoo!s,<br />
and everything else you need to get a killer rock album. Oh<br />
yeah, don’t forget the Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!s.(Kill Rock Stars,<br />
120 NE State St. PMB 418, Olympia, WA 98501)<br />
That’s it for my CD review section, see you next time!!!
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2.Adema Everyone<br />
3.Six Feet Under The day the dead walked<br />
4.Dragonlord Unholy Void<br />
5.No One Down On Me<br />
6.Dry Kill Logic Nightmare<br />
7.Soil Halo<br />
8.Rollins <strong>Band</strong> One Shot<br />
9.System of a Down Prison Song<br />
10.Switched Inside<br />
11.Darkest Hour So Sedated<br />
12.Slipknot Heretic Song<br />
13.P.O.D. Alive<br />
14.Primer 55 This Live<br />
15.Nullset Speechless<br />
16.Slayer God Send Death<br />
17.Ill Nino Reveolution<br />
18.Life in a burn clinic Torso Farm<br />
19.Neurosis Sun Never Sets<br />
20.Biohazard Demolition<br />
TOP ‘40’ TRACKS<br />
Artist Title Track<br />
21.American Headcharge All Wrapped Up<br />
22.Twister Sister Tribute<br />
23.Santa sangre Bury Your Dreams<br />
24.Sparklightsfriction Dream Apnea<br />
25.Fear the Clown Frozen<br />
26.Spineshank Full Circle<br />
27.Impotentseasnakes Slam Ya<br />
28.Nora Losers Institution<br />
29.Everytime I die Jimmy Tangos Method<br />
30.Flaw Only The Strong<br />
31.Puddle of Mudd Control<br />
32.Beautiful Creatures I Got It All<br />
33.Drill 187 Despise<br />
34.Jag Panzer Frozen In Fear<br />
35.Zeni Geva Blatsphere<br />
36.Mesuggah Elastic<br />
37.Real By Design Leave My Mark<br />
38.Lift (6) 18 Wrong<br />
39.Hellspawn Carnal Desires<br />
40.Stuck Mojo 10 Years<br />
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Zine Abudanza!<br />
Here is a small list of zines you may find interesting.<br />
You may notice this section is a little smaller for this<br />
issue, though I actually had the opportunity to make<br />
it grow more. I neglected to do so because I got so<br />
much music to review, I simply didn’t want to half-ass<br />
anybody, so instead I was a little choosy. Check out:<br />
www.livejournal.com/community/zine_scene for tons<br />
of zines. There’s over 100 some members now, and<br />
most do at least one zine, if not more. Here we go...<br />
Get The Strap (#2): These two wingnuts make fun of everybody!<br />
There’s a cool article on how latchkey kids are smarter<br />
than regular kids, and for me that brought back some crazy<br />
childhood memories. Hey, it’s not our fault we act this way,<br />
it’s only because our babysitter was cable TV! There’s an evil<br />
recreation of TV’s “Saved By The Bell”, & other rants on how<br />
TV rots the brain. (243 Sedgewick Ave., Stratford, CT 06615)<br />
Moxie (#14, “The Shallow Issue”): This issue is soooo<br />
funny! She goes completely overboard, talking about her hair,<br />
make-up, pants, hair again, shoes, hair again, shirts, the gap,<br />
and then, of course, herself. She even made the zine itself<br />
tall and skinny! Suzie always does great comics, and even<br />
most of the writing is done meticulously by hand. Love it,<br />
babe! (330 Reed St. 2F, Philadelphia, PA 19147)<br />
Dance Harder (#?): This photocopied zine focuses on raves,<br />
dangers of K, dehydration from dancing, plus some interesting<br />
general tid-bits on people’s garbage, capital punishment,<br />
Bob Moog, and some other self-promotional DJ stuff like their<br />
record label and such. This is a fun, easy read, with a<br />
smooth layout. (7 Creek Road, Camp Hill, PA 17011)<br />
Toxic Shock Syndrome (#?): It doesn’t get much better<br />
than this death metal personal zine. Check out the bio from<br />
one of kids doing the zine- Likes: being alone, staying away<br />
from you, hurting you, and eventually killing you.<br />
Dislikes: you. Personal Motto: I hate you. Life Long<br />
Dream: To kill you. Drug of preference: free drugs...etc, etc.<br />
(482 S. Franklin St. Apt. #3B, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702)<br />
Tainted Playground Video zine (#1): This is awesome! The<br />
video’s got a cool interview with The Bangs, plus this little ‘art<br />
film’, which includes eggs, an oven, and a can of Tab. The<br />
paper zine’s got some killer short fiction, and a survey where<br />
everyone loses! It’s made by a few people, so it’s not slanted<br />
in any direction. The poetry and rants are pretty cool, too.<br />
(591Jewell St., Ferndale, MI 48220)<br />
Survivor (Vol. 12, #5): Imagine if your dad is a WWII veteran<br />
who collects guns and knives, complains about taxes, and<br />
drives a pick-up. Now, imagine him writing a photocopied cutand-paste<br />
zine. Now, imagine your mom helping him. There’s<br />
a ton of interesting info in here, but I felt they were too intimidating<br />
by giving a real survey that no one under 28 years old<br />
could pass. (1115 45th Ave., Long Island City, NY 11101)<br />
Thrift Store Vampire (#?): This is a very-well laid out skate<br />
zine from Philly. It’s mostly picture collages of dudes ripping it<br />
up at skate parks all over the country. It’s made by local<br />
Scott Minton, and I offered him a column for TSV, so hopefully<br />
we can get some skateboarding up in this joint. This zine is<br />
rad! (1801 N. Howard St., 4th Flr., Philadelphia, PA 19122)<br />
Printing<br />
Etiquette<br />
Whether on paper or the internet, press can result in a<br />
very satisfying form of self-expression. It is a great way to<br />
make friends with like interests, get lots of free entertainment<br />
of various media, and many times you get to meet<br />
people you admire. Depending on how you go about your<br />
business, it can also become a huge pain in the ass.<br />
Many of you who I’ve talked with about this zine know<br />
that I try to remain modest by keeping a free, open-minded<br />
relationship with all of those who submit material, and try<br />
not to be bureaucratic. I do my best to understand their<br />
needs, and try to accommodate them. I try to be involved in<br />
their submissions by making sure they’re accurate, and<br />
though I sometimes do the wrong thing, I do my best not to<br />
step on anyone’s toes, and apologize when I do.<br />
I’ll never forget the time about a year and a half ago<br />
when I used someone’s art without permission. He was<br />
pissed off, and we had some words. I personally and publicly<br />
apologized for my mistake and conduct, and we<br />
became on good terms again. He even went on to do a<br />
cover for tric, and pleasantly offered any future work as an<br />
artist with me. I’m glad it’s over with, it really sucked.<br />
In their summer issue, our local “bar circuit” magazine<br />
Big Shout used a wrong picture for the Philly band “Tapping<br />
the Vein”, accidentally substituting a photo of another local<br />
band, also reviewed on that page. That’s a sort of action<br />
that makes me wonder if the editor cares what is being said,<br />
or if he just wants the pages filled with words and ads.<br />
Maybe I’m just bitter because I really like Tapping the Vein,<br />
and I used to play music with the people that were in the<br />
mistaken picture, one of whom used to work for Big Shout.<br />
Right now, there are two guys fighting over the property<br />
of words and territory. The story goes like this: Justin of<br />
Wonkavision magazine (ex-Philly zine en route to Denver)<br />
had a kid named Travis from Washington work on his new<br />
website, for free. In the meantime, Justin was also hooking<br />
this kid up with free stuff like promos and guest list spots so<br />
Travis could interview bands for Wonkavision. Justin complained<br />
he wasn’t working fast enough on the site, so went<br />
into the Wonkavision server to see what the problem was,<br />
and found that Travis was hosting his and his friends’ own<br />
sites, without Justin’s permission. Meanwhile, Travis’s interviews<br />
had taken place (Pedro the Lion, Wesley Willis, and<br />
Starflyer 59), and since the two obviously had words and<br />
actions not worth delving into, Travis became unwilling to<br />
give the interviews to Justin. Travis found a new webhost,<br />
and posted his new site and interviews. Remembering how<br />
easy it is to simply cut-and-paste off the web, Justin took the<br />
interviews and used them in both the paper edition and the<br />
web version of the magazine. He didn’t give Travis credit for<br />
the PTL interview in the mag, and on the web, he posted the<br />
PTL interview giving Travis credit, but on the link to the actual<br />
piece, he referred to it as boring and monotone.<br />
This is, by all means, the kind of shit from which I want<br />
to stay far, far away. If I do something to piss you off, please<br />
bring it to the table right away, as that is the best and quickest<br />
way to resolution. Don’t dick around, let’s just enjoy ourselves.<br />
That’s the only reason I do any of this stuff! It’s fun!
Welcome to Monster Mix,<br />
the hip-hop column from<br />
our own Regular Size<br />
Monster, Gentle Jones.<br />
Though this column is<br />
usually dedicated to an<br />
in-depth account of one<br />
particular artist, this<br />
round Mr. Jones decided<br />
to lay down two minireviews<br />
of his favorite<br />
new releases. Check it...<br />
Cannibal Ox "The Cold Vein"<br />
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Released amidst acclaim and chaos, Cannibal Ox (Vordul Megallah<br />
and Vast Aire Kramer) drop a gritty NYC spitball with otherworldly<br />
production courtesy of El Producto. This album represents the essence<br />
of the modern Big Apple with its full bodied flavor and keen street<br />
level delivery. Seamless and airtight, the strongest track "Vein" begins<br />
with Vordul's steady cadence of animal imagery "pop goes the flow<br />
with a weasel strapped with an ox full of diesel trapped in the desert<br />
with eagles thoughts of ghetto accapellas in cathedrals spilling heavy<br />
gospels with cheetahs" For fans of El-P's impressive body of work this<br />
album represents his musical genius at its best, with rich sonic textures<br />
and knocking drum patterns. Also, Vasts<br />
lyrical performance on "Painkillers" certainly sets<br />
himself apart as perhaps the most clever writer<br />
in the Atoms Family. 100% bonafide American<br />
music classic, NY will never be the same.<br />
Saul Williams "Amythest Rock Star"<br />
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Saul Williams has made quite a name for himself<br />
within spoken word circles. Alaska, of the<br />
Atoms Fam, remembers catching Saul in NYC in<br />
the mid nineties, "He's the only person I've ever<br />
seen get a standing ovation." Indeed, on this<br />
album Mr. Williams crafts one of the tightest lyrical<br />
pieces assembled to date. Without a doubt<br />
this LP is bold in scope, containing hiphop, soul,<br />
jungle and even rock and roll song elements all<br />
in one cohesive program. Definitely a wild ride<br />
and a must have in your collection. Vibrant energy<br />
and brilliant vocal performance. Easily one of<br />
the top five albums of this year.<br />
Best song: Wine (the new wine is dying on the<br />
vine/ how much must you age before you're ageless?)<br />
Worst song: La La La (really a disappointing<br />
opening track, but the remainder of the album is<br />
bananas).
The setting of this spectacular occasion is the<br />
Cecil County Drag Strip in Maryland, just 25<br />
minutes south of Newark, Delaware. The event,<br />
the National Hot Road Association's (NHRA)<br />
segment of a national tour that sponsors everything<br />
from souped up muscle cars to jet propelled<br />
funny cars to guys blowing themselves<br />
up just for the hell of it, and oh yeah, for the<br />
money. I periodically head down to the strip with<br />
the guys for Friday's amateur night (eight bucks<br />
for spectators, 10 for racers - everyone signs a<br />
waiver), but we found ourselves crashing a big-<br />
Next up were the muscle cars. This is pure<br />
Cecil County, folks, nothing but Mustangs,<br />
Novas, Camaros and every other major<br />
American muscle car you can imagine dating<br />
back to the late 60s. The thing is, these cars<br />
must run mostly stock, with all their original<br />
components and minor modifications. And it's<br />
not necessarily about who has the fasted car,<br />
in bracket racing, it's about which car has the<br />
most consistent racing performance. What the<br />
racers try to do is predict how fast their car will<br />
run, whether it be a 9 second Dodge Neon or<br />
16.5 second Olds Cutlass. The winner is whoever<br />
can match or come closest to their dial-in<br />
time. But the burnouts alone are enough to<br />
keep you coming back for more.<br />
The grand finale of the evening was presented<br />
by none other than Benny the Bomb, who<br />
was previously featured on the Tonight Show<br />
for blowing up a Johnny-on-the-Spot, with<br />
him still inside. This time, it was a 1987<br />
Pontiac Bonneville, and Benny was wrapped<br />
in nothing more than a stars-an-stripes pattern<br />
fire suit and a tarp. I was able to gain the<br />
rare opportunity to interview the vibrating<br />
Benny, immediately after running out of film<br />
photographing the explosion, but I was grant-<br />
“To Sarh Best Wishes Benny the Bomb”<br />
Jet-propelled funny cars<br />
Hey, Where’s Benny?<br />
A typical rail<br />
So just remember, if your looking for some good,<br />
clean, southern fun in this here fine U S of A,<br />
make sure to check the Cecil County Drag Strip<br />
or local events sponsored by the NHRA. Screw<br />
the movies and the bar this weekend, get your<br />
cousin with the supercharged 350 Chevy to sign<br />
the waiver and race that mofo as you and your<br />
buddies chug down Miller High Life and dip some<br />
Copenhagen, cheering the boy on. After all, submerging<br />
yourself in the subculture is half the fun.<br />
See ya at the track!<br />
Are you attracted to bright, shiny objects? Do<br />
you find yourself intrigued by ridiculously fast<br />
moving vehicles, the possibility of mass explosions<br />
and by people risking their lives purely for<br />
the sake of entertainment? Are you thinking<br />
that's there's just nothing left to do in this county?<br />
If so, search no further because a world<br />
filled with wild hot-rods, jet propelled funny cars,<br />
life threatening entertainment, and a 1987<br />
Pontiac Bonneville is just around the corner. Oh<br />
yeah, and there's also more hot southern belles<br />
strutting around in cut off shorts than your girlfriend<br />
could stand! Just don't forget you<br />
earplugs, folks, 'cause it's a loud party.<br />
Words & Photos by Sarah Tweddle<br />
We arrived around 9 p.m., adrenaline<br />
pumped and alcohol fueled, prepared to be<br />
thrilled for the next two hours. First up were<br />
the top-fueled (supercharged nitro-methane<br />
or alcohol fueled) rails, vehicles approximately<br />
30 feet in length and shoulder width,<br />
accompanied by giant racing tires called<br />
slicks, a wing to provide down force and a<br />
parachute which deploys immediately after<br />
completing the quarter mile in order to slow the<br />
speeding rail. These awesome vehicles reach<br />
speeds of near 300mph and can travel the<br />
quarter mile in under 5.5 seconds.<br />
Then we saw the jet funny cars, basically a<br />
fiberglass shell wrapped around a jet engine.<br />
After gaining entry to the pit to snap some<br />
shots, I returned to the stands, sweating, with<br />
a huge grin on my face. I was only about 15<br />
feet from their fire-breathing tails, which was<br />
absolutely amazing, yet deafening. Even my<br />
boys in the stands couldn’t hear the next day.<br />
Witnessing these funny cars fire up their jet<br />
engines that can produce up to 20 feet of<br />
flames and make the ground shake like the<br />
Batmobile on speed is just plain awesome.<br />
The best time we saw, a record for the track,<br />
was 5.40 seconds @ 291.82mph. All I can<br />
say to that is YEE-HAW!<br />
Since this was a special ordeal, no amateurs<br />
were permitted on the track, to our dismay. Of<br />
course, there was plenty of amateur play in the<br />
parking lot, but nothing obnoxious enough to<br />
outdo what was on the track. We will be back on<br />
one of these Fridays for amateur night, and<br />
expect to see you there. Hey, you can even run<br />
your own car, tricked-out or not, to see how fast<br />
the baby can go. All you have to do is sign your<br />
life away at the entrance (a waiver stating that<br />
the track facilitators are not responsible for your<br />
death or dismemberment) and get in line to race.<br />
Just don't embarrass yourself.<br />
they're each other's idols.<br />
69 Camaro doin’ a burnout<br />
Ahh, the track...<br />
ger party than expected. It was fifteen<br />
bucks to get in for this special event, but<br />
well worth it.<br />
ed a few words with the entertainer. He was<br />
slightly shaken after the detonation, hence<br />
the vibrating, but having survived the fiery<br />
death trap, he was still up for autographs.<br />
Apparently, he performs over 20 self-inflicted<br />
dynamite powered explosions a year internationally,<br />
including events in Aruba and Puerto<br />
Rico. He said he lost count over five years<br />
ago, but by then, he had already survived<br />
over 1,000 death-defying acts. He also happens<br />
to be boys with David Copperfield -
TWILIGHT REMEMBRANCES<br />
I have never seen the shores of France so peaceful. Yes, there<br />
are tourists now, but they all want to be here. Not like before; not<br />
like us. The waves of the English Channel lap gently against the<br />
shore as they always have. The anger, hatred and fear of our time<br />
are gone. Or at least thinly disguised. Forgotten. What happened<br />
on these shores is only remembered by those of us who survived.<br />
Oh so few of us.<br />
"It is time to go, Mr. Lubinski."<br />
Karl, my nurse/driver, has come to take me back to the hotel,<br />
but I have not yet had my fill of this evil place.<br />
"A few more moments, Karl. Please?" I can hear the pleading<br />
in my voice. It shames me.<br />
Karl checks the brakes on my wheelchair and retreats up the<br />
beach a respectful distance. He will never understand. I do not<br />
understand and I lived through it.<br />
I see a piece of driftwood near me. I cannot reach it. I do not<br />
try. Was it once part of the Ardennes as so much of the wood here<br />
was or just a stray piece of flotsam and jetsam, the history I attribute<br />
to it.<br />
I feel the tears well up in me as I stare at that damned piece of<br />
wood. Now is no longer now. Now is . . .<br />
"Mama, Why must we leave?' I am packing my valise, preparing<br />
for a trip in the middle of the night.<br />
I want to take my toy soldiers. Mama says we can only take<br />
clothes. I fold, kiss and place my Sabot Yarmulke on top and wait<br />
for Mama's inspection.<br />
"Because it is our turn to go. We will ride the train far from<br />
here. We will go to a place we are welcome."<br />
Mama is scared but tries not to show me. She bends down and<br />
makes sure my armband is secure then kisses me on the forehead.<br />
She closes my suitcase and locks it. She picks me up and sets me<br />
on the bed with my valise.<br />
She says "You rest a while, My Sweet, we will leave soon."<br />
She goes to her room to finish packing. Soon I hear her carrying<br />
her bag to the front door. I cannot rest. I am too excited about<br />
leaving.<br />
I hear a knock at the door and slide down off the bed. I hold on<br />
to the bed to steady myself. My leg braces keep me upright and I<br />
try to drag my valise off the bed but it is too heavy.<br />
Mama comes into the room and picks up my valise. She clucks<br />
at me for trying to help. She takes my hand and slowly we walk to<br />
the front door. The knocking becomes more insistent.<br />
I hear as we approach the bottom of the stairs. "Fraulein, you<br />
will open the door now."<br />
Mama motions me to stay where I am and rushes to open the<br />
door. She reaches the door as something slams hard into it, echoing<br />
hollowly in the entranceway.<br />
Mama opens the door to reveal a soldier ready to slam his<br />
shoulder against it. He stands aside to let an officer enter our<br />
home.<br />
"It is time to go, Fraulein. You will go now." He says in broken<br />
Polish. The words sound foul in his mouth.<br />
I stay where Mama tells me, on the stairs, my braces and the<br />
banister keep me upright. I want only to run and hide from these<br />
men, these monsters. Even the children of Poland have learned to<br />
hate the Germans. Especially Jewish children.<br />
Mama tells them I cannot walk and the Officer motions to one<br />
of his men. He walks to the stairs and he easily takes me in his<br />
arms. He smiles at me, an attempt to reassure me. I hate him.<br />
He carries me easily through the door and into the empty<br />
streets.<br />
(short WWII fiction)<br />
BY: GREG SCHAUER<br />
We begin to walk toward the train station. Mama struggles<br />
with our bags, no help from the soldiers. As we approach, we see<br />
other groups of people and soldiers. All are struggling under the<br />
weight of their possessions. The soldiers greet each other as they<br />
meet and then fall silent. When he catches my eye, the soldier carrying<br />
me smiles. I only want to cry trapped in his arms.<br />
Soon we are in line to board the only train in the station.<br />
Different soldiers take our bags from us. The soldier carrying me<br />
smiles one last time and sets me down next to Mama. I am glad to<br />
be out of his arms and away from him.<br />
Mama holds my hands as I lean against her. When the line<br />
moves I would stand on her feet and step with her. The line moves<br />
slowly. Mama chats with the other women. The few men traveling<br />
with us are sick or crippled.<br />
Soon we are on the train. The cars are rough cattle cars. They<br />
still smell of cows and men. Men like I have only smelled in old<br />
outhouses and chamber pots.<br />
We ride on the train for many days. The rumor is we are being<br />
taken to the town of Lusene on the coast of France. No one had<br />
ever heard of such a town but we believe their lies.<br />
The cattle car is uncomfortable. We sit huddled together on<br />
beds of straw. Every few hours the train stops to take on fuel and<br />
water. Sometimes the train jolts unexpectedly as new cars are<br />
added.<br />
Once a day, bread is thrown into us. Never enough, never<br />
enough. Mama scrambles for our share, usually just a crust, day<br />
old or moldy. Mama tries to hide it, but she gives me the larger<br />
pieces to me. Even with her kindness I have never been so hungry.<br />
I know Mama is hungrier still.<br />
Water, we have even less. The soldiers pass jars through the<br />
slats in the car. More often than not, they shove the jars through<br />
and let them drop. Each time a jar breaks we get less water the<br />
next time. We have no water at all for the last few days of our<br />
journey.<br />
Some of the elders die on the train. At first, we mourn, then as<br />
the bodies pile up at the end of the car, we no longer have anything<br />
left in us to grieve. We have no Rabbi or place to bury them. No<br />
honors for the dead do they leave us, only their memory and cold<br />
bodies.<br />
When the train finally stops, we sit in the cattle car for another<br />
full day, forgotten. Outside we hear movement. When we look we<br />
see only soldiers.<br />
Finally the doors open. The soldiers yell "Roust!", expecting us<br />
to move immediately. They reach inside and roughly pull the closest<br />
out of the car.<br />
Mama helps me to rise; my legs are stiff from sitting too long.<br />
I cannot stand and Mama looks tired. When we are outside, the<br />
soldiers take a few of the stronger women and keep them to one<br />
side. We stand there waiting not knowing where to go.<br />
Again the soldiers shout "Roust" and point down the street. We<br />
walk slowly, as fast as we can. There is no help from the soldiers.<br />
Two soldiers follow us talking in German, strolling casually as we<br />
struggle.<br />
At the edge of town the others from the train wait under guard.<br />
We wait as the rest of the train is unloaded. I curl up next to<br />
Mama and sleep.<br />
******************************************************<br />
The sun is beginning to set over the ocean. The clouds are turning<br />
red as the sand once was. Such a waste, but others had it worse.<br />
At least we had a chance, slim as it was. At least we had a chance.<br />
******************************************************<br />
>>>>> please turn page for continuation of story >>>>>
When the train is unloaded, they form us into lines to walk.<br />
Those of us who cannot walk are put into wagons. We sit practically<br />
on top of each other. Only those with physical problems, like<br />
my accursed legs, are allowed to ride. Anyone weak from lack of<br />
food must walk.<br />
I can see Mama from the cart but she cannot come near. She is<br />
weak but carries herself proudly. Mama has eaten little for days<br />
and now she must walk for none of us know how long. I fear for<br />
her.<br />
We travel for three days. Any who fall or refuse to go further<br />
are shot. As I ride I see the corpses of many people strewn about<br />
the countryside. Their bodies are left to rot; no burial, no remembrance.<br />
I later heard them called death marches, and so they are. I<br />
see much death on that road.<br />
We are fed with scraps of old moldy bread. Not much but we<br />
are now accustom to hunger. Those walking are given the most. I<br />
have only one small crust a day and barely more than a cup of<br />
water. Those who finish that march will ever be heroes to me.<br />
At the end of our march we come to a wood and razor wire barricade.<br />
Soldiers march its perimeter ever vigilant. Two men are<br />
stationed on either side of the road as it passes through the barricade.<br />
They open the wall like a door as we approach. The soldiers<br />
marching the fence aim their rifles into the enclosure.<br />
The cart stops outside and we are ordered off. Four passengers<br />
die on the trip. They are left on the cart with us until now. Mama<br />
comes to collect me. She flinches as she picks me up. I sit<br />
between two of the dead, a man and a woman, and I smell of<br />
death.<br />
Mama carries me into the compound with the others. In the<br />
distance I see a group of people coming toward us slowly. The<br />
guards close the gate behind us. We are in our new "home".<br />
Our welcoming party, all women and young children, meet us<br />
as we mill around inside the fence. The soldier's guns are still<br />
trained on us. We are told we must move away from the barricade.<br />
They have a village, of sorts, set up on the beach. I can see the<br />
water in the distance when I look.<br />
We walk a few hundred yards down the beach. Mama carries<br />
me still, refusing help from anyone. Mama's eyes are dead, gone<br />
is the smile I am used to seeing. She is tired and weak from<br />
hunger and still she will not trust me to anyone else.<br />
A village has formed on the shore made of driftwood and tattered<br />
clothing. Young children run between the hovels and leantos,<br />
playing tag. People are camped up and down the shore as far<br />
as I can see.<br />
One of the women, Mada, asks if we have any extra clothing to<br />
make shelters. She suggests giving up petticoats, slips, and jackets.<br />
Modesty is no longer a concern. She tells us she has been<br />
here two weeks and the Germans seem to let them survive on their<br />
own.<br />
She warns us the few men here are criminals. They have been<br />
set to find food. No one trusts them but they are useful for heavy<br />
labor.<br />
The Men catch rats and other small animals. The Germans<br />
bring moldy bread and cheese and rotten vegetables once a day.<br />
Somehow we have been allowed a single large cooking pot. This<br />
is our one luxury. As far as we can tell, the Germans have abandoned<br />
us here to die.<br />
Every day more of us arrive, mostly Jews. We are all undesirables<br />
as far as the Germans are concerned.<br />
I feel useless. I am put to work separating the good food from<br />
the bad. Sometimes, I stir the cooking pot. Necessary as it is, it is<br />
woman's work and I feel useless.<br />
When I say something to Mama, she just clucks her tongue and<br />
tells me to be happy. We are safe to enjoy life as we can. Mama<br />
smiles more now. She feels useful, as I do not. She helps with the<br />
cooking and the continual mending.<br />
We each have only the clothes on our backs, so mending is<br />
important. I have no idea where the thread comes from but it is<br />
enough to keep us clothed.<br />
We stay on the beach for several weeks. Then trucks arrive in<br />
the compound loaded with wood and ropes. The Germans "enlist"<br />
the men to unload the trucks. We now have many thousand people<br />
living on the beach. Food is in short supply. Tempers flare. The<br />
men sometime prowl the campsites taking women. The women<br />
never return.<br />
Soon the wood is unloaded. The Germans tell us "You will<br />
build rafts. No more food. You go to England." Those of us near<br />
the barricade protest. The soldiers raise their rifles and say, "Build<br />
rafts or die."<br />
The Germans came into the compound after the wood was<br />
delivered and killed anyone building shelters or burning the raft<br />
wood.<br />
That night a council is held. Small villages have formed around<br />
our traditional tribes and other groups along the shore. Now the<br />
leaders meet, Jew and non-Jew, to form a plan. Food has run out.<br />
We boil sea water to drink. Most of the people are sick or old.<br />
The only men are not Jews and have little reason to help.<br />
After hours of argument, the council decides we must build<br />
rafts and trust our luck to the North Sea. We will go in waves. As<br />
each raft is finished it is sent out. The raft builders will be the last<br />
to go. This meets protests from the men but in the end they see the<br />
wisdom in getting us all away safely.<br />
Our exodus begins two days later. Mama and I are in the second<br />
wave of rafts. Each raft takes four hours to build. They consist<br />
of three logs lain as a base with logs lashed on top to form a<br />
platform. We use our lean-tos as shelter from the sun. We have no<br />
real way to steer, save the currents and branches used as paddles.<br />
We are all hungry now. We put as many people that would<br />
safely fit on each raft. More wood arrives daily.<br />
The voyage across is cold and wet. We are all weak from<br />
hunger. Two people paddle the raft at a time. Most of the people<br />
on our raft cannot help.<br />
>>>>> continued next page >>>>><br />
Greg Schauer<br />
Between Books<br />
Specializing in Science Fiction,<br />
Fantasy, Horror, Comics<br />
2703 Philadelphia Pike<br />
Claymont, DE 19703<br />
Phone:(302) 798-3378<br />
Fax: (302) 798-3078<br />
E-mail: gschauer@postoffice.dca.net
Twilight Remembrances (cont. from previous page) >>>>><br />
Our raft is lucky. No one dies at sea. Three passengers are elderly,<br />
three are younger than I am, one is deathly sick, another<br />
woman, Mama and myself. Most sleep fitfully unable to do anything<br />
else.<br />
Overhead we see planes, both German and British. We all fear<br />
they will try to sink us. The weather holds for the voyage. We<br />
know any storm will sink us. I spent most of the voyage lashed to<br />
the raft. The currents carry us swiftly across the channel; still the<br />
voyage takes more than a day.<br />
I wake in time to see the cliffs of Dover rising from the morning<br />
haze. Mama is still paddling, as she was when we began. She<br />
looks worn, exhausted. She smiles a tired smile when she sees I<br />
am awake. Her hands are blistered and her back is bent. My heart<br />
breaks to see her that way. Yet in her exhaustion she propels the<br />
raft ashore.<br />
The beach below the cliffs is empty. Mama and the other<br />
woman, try as I might I cannot remember her name, beach us on<br />
the sand. The waves still rock the raft, but we can disembark.<br />
One of the elders unlashes me and Mama carries me to shore.<br />
She is so tired. I can see death in her eyes. Mama lays me down<br />
on the dry sand. She falls asleep. Her body curled around mine.<br />
She never wakes.<br />
A few hours later, British soldiers find us. They share their<br />
canteens and rations with us. They cannot wake Mama. I try to<br />
wake her when I see them coming. After all attempts have failed I<br />
give her up to the God. I kiss her one last time on the forehead. I<br />
do not know the prayers. I am too young. I cannot do honor to<br />
my mother. I hate the Germans more than ever now. They have<br />
taken everything from me- my Mother, my Father, my home,<br />
everything but my life. I would trade that for their lives now.<br />
The soldiers are very nice. They take me from Mama's arms<br />
and coaxed me to eat and drink. They do not speak Polish and I<br />
am not interested in anything. My life is finished at nine. Finally,<br />
I do eat and drink and they take me from the shadow of the Cliffs<br />
of Dover.<br />
I am sent to a foster home. My new parents are very nice.<br />
England accepts more than half a million refugees in the next six<br />
months. The battle of Britain is almost lost to starvation. Most of<br />
the refugees are helpless mouths to feed, like me. Many people<br />
emigrate to America. Food is shipped from America and refugees<br />
are evacuated on the return trip.<br />
America enters the war almost too late.<br />
I stay with my foster parents until after the war. They are very<br />
kind, but they are not my parents, they do not share my heritage or<br />
language. Very few share my experiences.<br />
I emigrate to the United States. I find other refugees. They<br />
become my true family. We have lost everything and still survive.<br />
In comparison, what Hitler did to us is the least of his atrocities.<br />
His plans for a Jew free Europe nearly succeeded. It has taken<br />
fifty-five years for me to return here. To come back to the last<br />
stretch of Europe I saw as a child.<br />
"It is time to go, Mr. Lubinski." Karl says at my ear.<br />
The sun has almost set. Far in the distance I can see the Cliffs<br />
of Dover highlighted in the light of the setting sun. England was<br />
never my home, yet it still holds memories, good and ill.<br />
The beach is almost empty now. Karl unlocks the brake on my<br />
chair. So many people lived here for so long. Gone are the barricades<br />
and the bodies. Gone are the crude tents and the woodpiles.<br />
In their place are happy people playing in the sun. They have forgotten<br />
what happened here and that might be for the best. The<br />
holocaust may never be forgotten but maybe this part of it should<br />
be. We survived, we were given a chance. Others including my<br />
Father were not so lucky.<br />
We survived.
Hey, this is Cognitive and<br />
The Wheel. It’s an open-forum<br />
writing and art center. You<br />
may, and are encouraged to,<br />
submit something. Please<br />
understand that I receive a<br />
great amount of poetry, so I<br />
must be somewhat selective in<br />
terms of that, but I do try to<br />
consider everything I get.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
by: Damion Armentrout<br />
"The Sexless Beast"<br />
IN VICTUS<br />
We facilitated his<br />
own glorious martyrdom.<br />
He gained mainstream<br />
attention, and created<br />
himself as a symbol to<br />
all those who follow in<br />
his cause. We are his<br />
blind pawns, seeking a<br />
justice that will only<br />
increase the rancor he<br />
wished to manifest. With<br />
his "judicious" death<br />
we rejoice, but there are<br />
teams of rebels, ready<br />
with the tools of revolt<br />
and hate, waiting to<br />
stream forth from the<br />
hollows and hideouts,<br />
all at the beck and call<br />
of their glorious martyr<br />
who, in death, fills their<br />
hearts with inspiration<br />
to wage their terrorist<br />
guerrilla war on the status<br />
quo in America. We should<br />
not rejoice, but weep, for<br />
we have added breath to a<br />
monster waiting to breathe,<br />
to metabolize hate, and smash<br />
us all, in his name's sake.<br />
McVeigh.<br />
I am he<br />
the sexless beast<br />
tame and proud<br />
singing solo<br />
crafting thoughts<br />
smearing colors<br />
I wait<br />
my blood untainted<br />
sobriety intact<br />
couples converge<br />
groups re-unite<br />
I am welcomed<br />
humble and safe<br />
open conversation<br />
laughs and tears<br />
I listen<br />
thinking alone<br />
waiting for her<br />
the sexless beast<br />
MONTY ( www.SpacePoet.com )<br />
Don't Say Lozenge, Say "Loquacious" (dirty sausage)<br />
There are people in this world who say<br />
that man, despite all his Einsteins and Edisons and<br />
Alfred Lord Tennysons, can never hope to surmount<br />
the inescapably basic flaws in his character; flaws such as greed,<br />
ignorance, and hatred; that he may as well not even try to rise above<br />
his proximity to the apes in the long line of evolution,<br />
but to those folks I say,<br />
Mmmmm,...the bold, crisp taste of a LoquaciousG Brand Honey-Dew Lemon-Drop*<br />
takes me right back to the youth of my innocence...<br />
There are other people in this world who say<br />
that the elegance and the grandeur of the Old World has lost its meaning to the age,<br />
that life was...richer then, more honest and good n the days of sepiatone,<br />
where stray dogs romped behind butcheries with eight truant children;<br />
and to those people I say,<br />
Mmmmm,...the brash, loud flavor of a LoquaciousG Brand Honey-Dew Lemon-Drop<br />
brings me to a place I saw once in a dream; somewhere dark, and misty;<br />
I remember there were some midgets there...<br />
Still other people in this world believe<br />
that you reap what you sow and that fate plays no part,<br />
that we will always live with war and war's innocent victims;<br />
there are people who believe that Canadians deserve everything they get;<br />
that one day maybe we'll come to understand why horrifying things<br />
like famine, Rosie O'Donnell and third-degree burns<br />
happen to good people, but to them I say,<br />
Mmmmm,...the brazen, slutty tang of a LoquaciousG Brand Honey-Dew Lemon-Drop<br />
carries me away to a time when I was all alone, and naked.<br />
I stand here alone, one man, and I ask you:<br />
who among us can resist the torturous, righteous sweet kiss<br />
& luscious, juicy,...um,...juice exploding all over you;<br />
literally bursting forth, erupting from the seams,<br />
a champagne fizz cascading across your face,<br />
uncontrollably thrust forth in a wickedly excruciating spasm of pleasure<br />
in each and every LoquaciousG Brand Honey-Dew Lemon-Drop?<br />
This is a lot better than the milk splashing off a raspberry!!<br />
There are some people in this world who will tell you, if you ask,<br />
that to get back to where we once belonged, and to heal this world,<br />
we need tenderness again, faith again, and a renewed sense of real compassion;<br />
innocent babies, there are people who believe that children are our future,<br />
and that we must be unafraid to hug old men with hygiene problems,<br />
and to them I say,<br />
Mmmmm,...the saucy, impudent twang of a LoquaciousG Brand Honey-Dew Lemon-Drop<br />
roughly inserts me into a whole world of shuddering, incomprehensibly<br />
sensuous European delights...<br />
There's got to be someone out there who can tell me<br />
if there's anything quite so exquisite as a lover's face,<br />
so,...wan by the open window, in the glow of the morning's<br />
rising summer sun; to the man who can find it in his heart to put it into words,<br />
this precious tableau in the heart of my mind's eye, to him, I say,<br />
Mmmmm,...the cheeky, defiant zest of a LoquaciousG Brand Honey-Dew Lemon-Drop<br />
leads me into some dark supply closet in some perverted Satanic lesbian hospital,<br />
locked in there tight with no room to breathe, surrounded by<br />
greased up albino bitches in heat....<br />
I'm sorry, where was I?<br />
Oh, yes....<br />
So when you're ready to leave the plain old world of good taste behind<br />
for a wild time in sweeter pastures, just open your damned mouth,<br />
but don't say lozenge, say "Loquacious".<br />
*( G means it's made by God!)<br />
Copyright © 6/14-15/99 by Rich Boucher.
The Hatch by: Dan Buck<br />
As Alfred picked the tree droppings from his<br />
shoes, he thought of the insanity killing him.<br />
Though helping, the pills weren’t doing his body<br />
any good. The only muscle that grew was his left<br />
eyelid. And that tic ticked him.<br />
...fluid dust, bloody ash...<br />
For a while, he halted taking his medicine. He<br />
just couldn’t swallow, swallowing them, any<br />
longer. Of course, his mind cracked and fell into<br />
illusion. After cops captured him and threw the<br />
key away to the doctors, he lied. The real lie was<br />
his brain making everything made up.<br />
...coffin choking, grave spit...<br />
It was evident he couldn’t stop. He couldn’t<br />
quit wanting his brain back. Tears of sweat rained<br />
on his shirt. It was fine. His mind was the one<br />
with the bad breath. Getting a head was getting<br />
him down.<br />
...dark markings, plotting along...<br />
He needed an alternative to the tablets.<br />
Something worse to make him better. Living in this<br />
same environment was cracking his skull’s soil. He<br />
needed to get away from it all. And, if it slayed<br />
him, at least, he was still alive.<br />
...one more nightmare is sighted...<br />
He walked and stepped through the want ads,<br />
searching for a job at the hatchery. It seemed<br />
fishy, but he was too chicken to try anything but.<br />
Revivalist<br />
Bearded roadside man, corduroy pants<br />
and knapsack; rest your gitano feet<br />
awhile to talk about how you’ve seen<br />
the stars as company, you’ve watched<br />
the world repeat their daily<br />
drone as you walk your day away to<br />
a tomorrow resting in the hands of<br />
another, where you are headed is<br />
something for your sentiment to<br />
decide while you sleep in pseudo-comfort<br />
among the beggars and gutter fairies rejoicing in<br />
their wayward glory, your goal an<br />
enigmatic crusade to the paupers and urchins<br />
who’ve grown accustomed to their stagnant<br />
lifestyle. You’ll fight your battles and win<br />
your war one day, return to ground traipsed upon<br />
by little feet with fine, yielding steps and<br />
the tears you’ll shed won’t be ones of anguish.<br />
-Sarah Aileen<br />
Mary Todd<br />
Guardians of darkness<br />
Bury me in my white dress<br />
I want to marry death<br />
Stand by with the mainline<br />
Right now my laudanum is fine<br />
The aftermath of loosing my mind<br />
He's the only one who loves me<br />
And he lies bleeding into the night<br />
Crying for the last casualty<br />
As he lies bleeding into the night<br />
In a sac in the river<br />
Unwanted babies stir<br />
Passing through my heart<br />
I live with these strands of sorrow<br />
Eating away at marrow<br />
Blacken all my tomorrows<br />
Because I fell through ice some time ago<br />
And I can still feel myself sinking<br />
These people their feelings<br />
They melt with the snow<br />
And I can still feel myself sinking<br />
-Joseph Clipper<br />
Artwork complimenting “Mary Todd”<br />
by Mark Rosenblatt
Rudy’s Page!<br />
It’s unanimous! The Official Uncle Jesse<br />
of tric fanzine is Uncle Jesse Duke!<br />
John Stamos can eat dirt! Denver Rules!<br />
The Real Uncle Jesse<br />
The “Half Dale Earnhardt Jokes” Responses:<br />
Well, the general consensus is that any joke about any<br />
person dying is plain wrong, but jokes about NASCAR are,<br />
in fact, very funny if told well. No one attempted to finish<br />
the half-jokes, and whether folks thought the column itself<br />
was funny, that was an even split down the middle...<br />
Hey...Waddaya gonna<br />
do witcha 300 bucks?<br />
Because of Bush’s $1.35 trillion tax<br />
relief in which to boost internal spending<br />
and help out the little people, everyone<br />
that payed taxes this year can expect something<br />
back. By the end of September, single<br />
people will receive up to $300 in the mail,<br />
married couples get $600, and many have<br />
already received it. Let’s see what the<br />
public is gonna do with their $300...<br />
Rudy’s Mom and Dad: “We're going to use it as extra spending cash during our vacation in England!”<br />
Mike S. (friend/auto mechanic): “Buy a few cases of beer, a sack of weed, and some pizza, and have a party! Hell, yeah!”<br />
Rich (waiter): “It’s going towards my taxes that I already owe for this year.”<br />
Frank L. (fellow ‘zine maker): “I’m going to use it to print up my anti-Republican political manifesto.”<br />
Hank P. (friend/accountant): “I’m gettin’ the stripper for Mike’s party!”<br />
Fred (of Canada): “I’d buy concert tickets to Tool, and some Aphex Twin CDs, but I don’t think I’ll see much.”<br />
Larry B. (Del Tech student): “I’m gonna go buy my girlfriend a gold necklace with my name real big on it.”<br />
Ted T. (multi-millionaire): “I think I should get more back, since I pay more taxes than you people.”<br />
Marcy M. (my neighbor): “I’m gonna use it to pay for my DUI classes.”<br />
Just Ask<br />
Rudy!<br />
Dear Rudy,<br />
I am a 38-year-old man, and<br />
I’ve got a little problem- well,<br />
secret rather. You see, I’m a<br />
happily married man, but over<br />
the past year or so, I’ve<br />
acquired this addiction, and it’s<br />
starting to get pretty serious. I<br />
have become a slave to kereoke. Every day of the<br />
week, I know which bar hosts that glorious microphone,<br />
and I know which songs will be available that night. If I<br />
go to the beach, I know exactly where to go; God Bless<br />
the Internet! Sometimes, I have to hop from bar to bar to<br />
catch happy hour kereoke, then move on to late night<br />
kereoke. Sometimes, I even show up at special events,<br />
like when they set up in the community college cafeteria.<br />
My wife thinks I’m a freak (I can’t hide a thing from her),<br />
and I often need to come up with some excuse when I<br />
encounter my co-workers or acquaintances who are out<br />
for drinks. What do you think I should do? I don’t want to<br />
stop, but I’m starting to fear for my sanity.<br />
Truly,<br />
Bruce Hammerball<br />
Bruce,<br />
Your’s is surely a tough nut to crack. Your problem may<br />
lie in the fact that you weren’t invited to a friend’s wedding,<br />
or you simply didn’t have friends to invite you to a<br />
wedding. Perhaps you’ve always been a closet Celine<br />
Dion fan, never quite being able to come to grips from<br />
when the guys at work were making fun of her aging<br />
husband. Maybe your high-school prom date backed out<br />
at the last minute? What I think you need is a strong<br />
support group. Next time you’re at the bar, ask the DJ<br />
for any information for some help they might offer; I’m<br />
sure your health insurance will cover it. Find the DJ that<br />
impersonates Weird Al Yankovic, he is a true God-send.<br />
The kereoke life is a long and hard road- full of torment,<br />
failure, and eventually breakdown. Be strong, Bruce.<br />
-Rudy!<br />
Mike Dikk (Get The Strap zine): “I'm going to go visit my girl in Virginia and buy a tent so I can live in her backyard. I'm<br />
not a stalker or anything. I just want to be closer to her. So it's romantic, not some crazy psycho stalker shit. I should probably<br />
buy some food for the tent, and maybe some sort of a light. I really don't know much about camping, not even when it's in<br />
someone’s backyard.”<br />
Casey (tric zine, editor): “I’m donating my $26 to a good cause, like Miss Cleo or one of those late-night TV evangelists.”
SON OF RIGGINS. The Last Man, part 2 “Portrait of a Searching Poet”<br />
Written by Thomas D. Prettyman, Edited and Published by Lowen G. Howard (the final installment)<br />
The great Riggins encouraged Albatross to become a leathered and hard chain smoker like himself…which he promptly<br />
did. He taught him that a shot of Jameson Whiskey every night and every morning (before bed and at the onset of waking<br />
up) would keep him alive for many moons…alive, alert, and burly chested. His father also taught him the art of the ancient<br />
sai and nunchauka. He learned to hunt buffalo, deer, and other horse like animals…he hunted like the greatest of Sioux warriors.<br />
He was able to turn the flesh into steak and the fur into clothing. He shot vultures and sea gulls from the sky and<br />
broiled them. With the feathers, he made great tribal head wear. When Albatross and the Great Charles found that the boy<br />
had long ago screwed the soil of the farm through the use of "miracle grow" and other unnatural corporate idiocy…they<br />
decided to start anew. He built himself a small hut in the middle of a great piece of forest…the "private property" signs were<br />
inconsequential. He plowed himself a great field, shielded by a thick circle of oak trees. He captured a flock of wild turkey<br />
and raised them for eggs and poultry. He grew a thick, black and vigorous beard. He was RIGGINS.<br />
He could now live off the land and begin an adventure of his own. Where he might pass on once again, the legacy that<br />
is RIGGINS. He would journey from Colorado to Puerto Rico…from Puerto Rico to Antarctica…from Antarctica to<br />
Pakistan…and from Pakistan to some nation of the Orient…and so on and so forth. Along his journey he would take an<br />
Eskimo female for himself, acquire a Wilder Beast as a loyal and courageous pet (which he affectionately named "Charles"),<br />
and fight in a major war…solo, for his dislike of both parties involved. Many other adventures and obstacles would befall<br />
young Riggins (he even crossed the path of ol' grandpa Charles Riggins more then once, the man seemed to never die…one<br />
especially memorable instance involved the Amazon and a group of rapid alligators)…but he was hard. That's right, Albatross<br />
Riggins found hardness and happiness. All of this with a shotgun strewn across his back and a song of justice upon his soul,<br />
Albatross Riggins lived on.<br />
This chapter in the legacy of the great family of Riggins has come to a close. This life long story of stories, however, is<br />
far from over…<br />
Well everyone, that’s it! That’s all I’ve got! Until Lowen sends me more writing, this is the last of “The last Man”. I’m happy to<br />
say that I was able to accomplish my first task of running a short story over a course of five issues. If anyone is interested in<br />
the possibility of me running your short story, please send submissions to tric@tonedeafrecords.com, or the address on the<br />
first page. To read all of “The Last Man, Parts 1 and 2”, feel free to contact me for some back issues.<br />
Hey Everybody! How am I doing?<br />
This zine has definitely gone through<br />
some changes, and I’d like to know what<br />
you think. Last time I asked was about<br />
a year ago, and I got some great insight,<br />
so let’s try it again. Drop me an e-mail<br />
or a card or letter, and maybe I’ll send<br />
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other people’s zines, etc.! Thanks!<br />
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219 East Court<br />
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