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jest ask him.’ He turns around and begins to make a lot of signs to the duke with his hands, and the duke he looks at him stupid and leather- headed a while; then all of a sudden he seems to catch his meaning, and jumps for the king, goo-gooing with all his might for joy, and hugs him about fifteen times before he lets up. Then the king says, ‘I knowed it; I reckon THAT ‘ll convince anybody the way HE feels about it. Here, Mary Jane, Susan, Joanner, take 282 of 496 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn the money — take it ALL. It’s the gift of him that lays yonder, cold but joyful.’ Mary Jane she went for him, Susan and the hare-lip went for the duke, and then such another hugging and kissing I never see yet. And everybody crowded up with the tears in their eyes, and most shook the hands off of them frauds, saying all the time: ‘You DEAR good souls! — how LOVELY! — how COULD you!’ Well, then, pretty soon all hands got to talking about the diseased again, and how good he was, and what a loss he was, and all that; and before long a big iron-jawed man worked himself in there from outside, and stood alistening and looking, and not saying anything; and nobody saying anything to him either, because the king was talking and they was all busy listening. The king was saying — in the middle of something he’d started in on — ‘— they bein’ partickler friends o’ the diseased. That’s why they’re invited here this evenin’; but to- morrow we want ALL to come — everybody; for he respected
everybody, he liked everybody, and so it’s fitten that his funeral orgies sh’d be public.’ And so he went a-mooning on and on, liking to hear himself talk, and every little while he fetched in his funeral 283 of 496 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn orgies again, till the duke he couldn’t stand it no more; so he writes on a little scrap of paper, ‘OBSEQUIES, you old fool,’ and folds it up, and goes to goo-gooing and reaching it over people’s heads to him. The king he reads it and puts it in his pocket, and says: ‘Poor William, afflicted as he is, his HEART’S aluz right. Asks me to invite everybody to come to the funeral — wants me to make ‘em all welcome. But he needn’t a worried — it was jest what I was at.’ Then he weaves along again, perfectly ca’m, and goes to dropping in his funeral orgies again every now and then, just like he done before. And when he done it the third time he says: ‘I say orgies, not because it’s the common term, because it ain’t — obsequies bein’ the common term — but because orgies is the right term. Obsequies ain’t used in England no more now — it’s gone out. We say orgies now in England. Orgies is better, because it means the thing you’re after more exact. It’s a word that’s made up out’n the Greek ORGO, outside, open, abroad; and the Hebrew JEESUM, to plant, cover up; hence inTER. So, you see, funeral orgies is an open er public funeral.’ He was the WORST I ever struck. Well, the iron-
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another, without it was Aunt Polly,
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straight;’ and pretty soon she wo
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time I heard the clock away off in
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We went to a clump of bushes, and T
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‘Now,’ says Ben Rogers, ‘what
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anyhow. Say, do we kill the women,
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loaded down with di’monds, and th
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‘Well,’ says I, ‘I think they
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says, ‘Take your hands away, Huck
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for you. Now you sign it.’ So I s
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I took up a book and begun somethin
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eckoned he was gone he come back an
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fiddler, and rolled off the porch a
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stay on hand till he got that chanc
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wust. They said he could VOTE when
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I don’t know how long I was aslee
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RGIT up! What you ‘bout?’ I ope
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home. While we laid off after break
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looked out over the river. All safe
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for me; I know that island pretty w
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without any lights. There warn’t
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how they always put quicksilver in
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the Mis- souri side, under steam, a
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again so as to have them out of sig
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says: ‘Hello, Jim!’ and skipped
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well stuffed, we laid off and lazie
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warn’t afeard; bekase I knowed ol
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and his old granny said his father
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had all the traps in the cavern, we
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across — a half a mile — becaus
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the lot into the canoe — it might
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uried him so, so they say, but I di
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how nigh he come to getting lynched
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I had got so uneasy I couldn’t se
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so. Then she told me to try for the
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‘Why, a man I met at daybreak thi
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When the first streak of day began
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as a general thing, and nothing e
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felt when I see that wreck laying t
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didn’t you’d tell. But this tim
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too scared. And, besides, a body CO
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every last sign of her, and we was
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the matter with ‘em?’ ‘They
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WAS the best cretur ! — I most wi
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It did seem a powerful long time be
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We skipped out and looked; but it w
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to me ‘bout Sollermun, Huck, I kn
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five miles an hour; but you don’t
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up?’ ‘Goodness gracious, is dat
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‘But, Huck, it’s all jis’ as
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with me, and scorched me more and m
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you know.’ He jumped and got the
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‘Well, that’s infernal mean. Od
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— I’d feel just the same way I
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‘Maybe we went by Cairo in the fo
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and then the pilot sticks his head
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‘George Jackson, sir.’ ‘What
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handsome — and the sweetest old g
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on. While I was at it he asked me w
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‘I bet you can’t spell my name,
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I didn’t read the poetry. An- oth
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and every time her birthday come th
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them tributes. The neighbors said i
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daytimes, and balls at the house ni
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‘Why, where was you raised? Don
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‘I reckon he WARN’T a coward. N
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her what the paper was about, and s
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un off in de night some time — no
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day yet. He said his father and his
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agin en tells me for certain you IS
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eing a woodyard, likely, and piled
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and was hove out of the nest. 201 o
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uttons flung over his arm, and both
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and be degraded down into such comp
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a name; and one of us ought to wait
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knee to speak to him, and always ca
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‘My folks was living in Pike Coun
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of a mile below we hoisted up our s
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things, like finding water and gold
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worth, and I might go, too. The duk
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Page 203 and 204: All the streets and lanes was just
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Page 229 and 230: I done so, and then we all three st
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Page 233 and 234: ‘Now hustle back, right off, and
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Page 249 and 250: said.’ ‘Well, then, how’s he
Page 251 and 252: ‘Shucks, they don’t ALL of ‘e
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Page 261 and 262: Towards the middle of the day the u
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Page 265 and 266: grief; they cried around each other
Page 269 and 270: waltzed in and cussed HIMSELF awhil
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Page 275 and 276: ‘Why?’ ‘What did you reckon I
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Page 279 and 280: took bad?’ ‘It ain’t no name
Page 281 and 282: ‘Just look at it a minute, and ma
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Page 285 and 286: had misfortunes; he’s broke his a
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Page 289 and 290: I says yes; and him and some others
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I had the road all to myself, and I
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CHAPTER XXX. WHEN they got aboard t
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That made me squirm! ‘Yes,’ say
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‘Well, I don’t care if I DID, I
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woods look solemn and dismal. So no
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eath but loaded up with joy, and su
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Miss Watson, your runaway nigger Ji
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Then I struck up the road, and when
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‘No you wont, you’ll start NOW;
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log nigger-cabins in a row t’othe
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see you! Dear, dear, it does seem l
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‘Who’d you give the baggage to?
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‘Uneasy!’ she says; ‘I’m re
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Well, I couldn’t HAVE it that way
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I says: ‘All right; but wait a mi
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Why, I do believe it’s a stranger
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‘Tom, didn’t YOU think Aunt Sal
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and shoved for the town; for I didn
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‘Why?’ ‘Because part of it wa
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Well, one thing was dead sure, and
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lean-to that joined the hut at the
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‘You going, right here in the day
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to git aroun’ it DIS time. But it
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to furnish them, and you had to con
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let it go. But there’s one thing
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troublesomest piece of old brass ca
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two or three ways, but there warn
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In the morning we went out to the w
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hund’d thous’n billion dollars,
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learn to take some sort of care of
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kind of foolish, fishes up that spo
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‘Why, Aunt Sally, there ain’t b
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y and by. But that pie was a job; w
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the window-hole. 435 of 496 The Adv
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‘Well, anyway,’ I says, ‘what
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of a grindstone nuther; but we allo
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‘PLEASE, Mars Tom — DOAN’ tal
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what’s the matter with you. Yes,
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loadened down with more gaudier cha
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‘What’s them?’ I says. ‘War
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‘Not much. I’ll stuff Jim’s c
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lock them in, and can kill them at
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‘Noth’n.’ ‘NOTH’N!’ ‘
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And everybody runs to see, and she
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Tom’s britches catched fast on a
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— man the sweeps!’ But me and J
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‘He had a dream,’ I says, ‘an
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here to hear the news, and Sid’s
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ther’s ben a DOZEN a-helpin’ th
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‘HOUSE-thieves as well as —‘
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in the morning all sound and right.
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‘Well, I must a forgot it.’ So
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ecause he ain’t a bad nigger. Whe
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took off, because they was rotten h
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and I see it warn’t no use for ME
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nostrils opening and shutting like
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I knowed he wouldn’t mind, becaus
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But I kept at him; so at last he sa
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