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the little Magic shop | 17<br />

imbibed,” said Mr. O’Beronne, “restores a condition of blushing youth<br />

to man or beast.”<br />

“Is that a fact,” said James, his brows knitting in thought. “How many<br />

teaspoons per bottle?”<br />

“I’ve no i<strong>de</strong>a,” Mr. O’Beronne admitted. “Never measured it by the<br />

spoon. Mind you, this is an old folks’ item. Fellows of your age usually<br />

go for the love-potions.”<br />

“How much for a bottle?” said James.<br />

“It is a bit steep,” said Mr. O’Beronne grudgingly. “The price is everything<br />

you possess.”<br />

“Seems reasonable,” said James. “How much for two bottles?”<br />

Mr. O’Beronne stared. “Don’t get ahead of yourself, young man.”<br />

He recorked the bottle carefully. “You’ve yet to give me all you possess,<br />

mind.”<br />

“How do I know you’ll still have the waters, when I need more?”<br />

James said.<br />

Mr. O’Beronne’s eyes shifted uneasily behind his bifocals. “You let<br />

me worry about that.” He leered, but without the same conviction he<br />

had shown earlier. “I won’t be shutting up this shop — not when there<br />

are people of your sort about.”<br />

“Fair enough,” said James, and they shook hands on the bargain.<br />

James returned two days later, having sold everything he owned. He<br />

han<strong>de</strong>d over a small bag of gold specie and a bank draft conveying the<br />

slen<strong>de</strong>r remaining funds of his patrimony. He <strong>de</strong>parted with the clothes<br />

on his back and the bottle.<br />

Twenty years passed.<br />

The United States suffered civil war. Hundreds of thousands of men<br />

were shot, blown up with mines or artillery, or perished miserably in<br />

septic army camps. In the streets of New York, hundreds of antidraft<br />

rioters were mown down with grapeshot, and the cobbled street before<br />

the little magic shop was strewn with reeking <strong>de</strong>ad. At last, after stubborn<br />

resistance and untold agonies, the Confe<strong>de</strong>racy was <strong>de</strong>feated. The<br />

war became history.<br />

James Abernathy returned.<br />

“I’ve been in California,” he announced to the astonished Mr.<br />

O’Beronne. James was healthily tanned and wore a velvet cloak, spurred

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