The Little Warrior - Penn State University

estrain it. I mean to say, if you’re curious to know
anything about Parker’s chilblains, for instance, don’t
enquire after them while he’s handing Lady Underhill
the potatoes! She wouldn’t like it.”
Jill uttered an exclamation.
“I knew there was something! Being so cold and wanting
to rush in and crouch over a fire put it clean out of
my head. He must be thinking me a perfect beast!”
She ran to the door. “Parker! Parker!”
Parker appeared from nowhere.
“Yes, miss?”
“I’m so sorry I forgot to ask before. How are your
chilblains?”
“A good deal better, miss, thank you.”
“Did you try the stuff I recommended?”
“Yes, miss. It did them a world of good.”
“Splendid!”
Jill went back into the sitting-room.
“It’s all right,” she said reassuringly. “They’re better.”
She wandered restlessly about the room, looking at
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the photographs.
“What a lot of girls you seem to know, Freddie. Are
these all the ones you’ve loved and lost?” She sat down
at the piano and touched the keys. The clock on the
mantelpiece chimed the half hour. “I wish to goodness
they would arrive,” she said.
“They’ll be here pretty soon, I expect.”
“It’s rather awful,” said Jill, “to think of Lady
Underhill racing all the way from Mentone to Paris
and from Paris to Calais and from Calais to Dover and
from Dover to London simply to inspect me. You can’t
wonder I’m nervous, Freddie.”
The eye-glass dropped from Freddie’s eye.
“Are you nervous?” he asked, astonished.
“Of course I’m nervous. Wouldn’t you be in my
place?”
“Well, I should never have thought it.”
“Why do you suppose I’ve been talking such a lot?
Why do you imagine I snapped your poor, innocent
head off just now? I’m terrified inside, terrified!”
“You don’t look it, by Jove!”