Another One Bites The Dust! - Brentwood Karting

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“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast.” It’s not Lighting McQueen, it’s "Lightning” Lex! Lex Wakeman often destroyed his opponents, but not often enough, his battle to get the best out of all the karts saw Lex fail to score as many points as he should. On his day Lex was unstoppable, his 1 st week in the Premiership was immense, Lex killed Goliath and won the week, “Ka-chow”. Lex’s positive attitude and willingness to learn after his mistakes and pick himself up after he falls will see Lex be a real force in the seasons to come, I’m going to be really looking forward to watch Lex’s progression! You’re found your feet now Lex, now lets aim for the title! The “No-No-Notorious” Boo-Foo, was "Mr. Excitement.” We had all possible thrills and spills, incidents, impossible overtaking and almighty strops all in one awesome explosive package! If one thing was for sure Boo-Foo always gave it 100%. Alex won hearts with some brilliant defensive performances and one amazing blast around the outside of Swimming Pool Bend will be hard for any driver to reproduce come on Boo-Foo, lets see what you’re got for next season. The witty Mantas Ziromskas finished 3 rd last season in the Championship league how would he do in the deep-end? Mantas managed a win and a very good performance in week 7, Mantas’ ability to defend and defend well saw him collect an avid fan, Denis! Let’s go Mantas, make an impression. Show em what ya made of! “Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway Looking for adventure In whatever comes our way, BORN TO WILD!” That one’s just for you Tom. Tom Northasauras, this 6foot individual has a slight weight disadvantage when it comes to karting, however there’s no need for I.D at the shops hey Tom? However in reality “Straights are for fast cars. Turns are for fast drivers” and Tom “The Tank” North was keen to prove this, he had a pretty good season, let’s see how well Mr North does in the wet season, I’m looking forward to this! This season Tom mucked in towards the finale, winning races, securing pole position (in the rain) and handing new champion Peter Sims his manners on several occasions. Well, fans always root for the underdog, Brentwood Karting has it own “dark horse” or “underdog” Matas “Captain Spectacular” Grigalauskas. Matas’ start to the season was….. well,,, poor! As the weeks trickled by Matas raised his game and drove out of his skin!
Matas was incredible, he even stopped moaning YAY! Matas was a close contender for this seasons “Most Improved Driver”. Matas’ driving during the final weeks of the season was at a championship winning standard, continue this driving Matas and you’ll be collecting trophies. “You know you love me, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there, You are my love, you are my heart, And we will never, ever, ever be apart” Yes, it’s that time again, Ohhh Oh Oh Oooo who is the king “belieber” Can anyone “dethrone” Alex “Justin’s one less lonely girl” Thornton? Who if anyone will be going overboard to be Justin’s Runaway Love? With fake Beliebers stacking up in the Brentwood Karting scrap heap, such as James Hasslehoff, and Tom North who is far far to “unkempt” to be a real belieber. Then there’s Peter Sims, but we’ll keep quiet about his hair or it may jump of his head and attack us! We were left with just one contender to Alex’s sovereignty, Oscar Cooke, does Oscar know what his putting himself up against? Ding Ding round one, It was Oscar who attacked first, finishing ahead of Alex in the championship, Alex’s hot and cold season came off the boil after week 8 when his season ended, Alex certainty has the talent to win a championship, that’s without a doubt, but will this ever happen? Or has Alex had his day? With Oscar ahead of Alex in the championship he must surly have one hand on the “Golden HairBrush”. No! Let’s be honest, Alex is the Michael Schumacher of the Belieber world, Justin’s personal “Eenie Meenie Miney Moo Lover” The undisputed BELIEBER NUMBER 1 but, failing to complete the full season, Tut tut tut. Justin won’t be happy
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