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things. <strong>The</strong>se were a few <strong>of</strong> her favorite things:<br />

(1) Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.<br />

(2) Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.<br />

(3) Bright copper kettles.<br />

(4) Doorbells and sleigbbells and.rcbnizzel with noodles.<br />

(5) Etc.<br />

And then, in the minds <strong>of</strong> certain two-egg twin members <strong>of</strong><br />

the audience in Abhilash Talkies, some questions arose that needed<br />

answers:<br />

(a)Did Baron von Clapp– Trapp shiver his leg?<br />

He did not.<br />

(b)Did Baron von Clapp-Trapp blow spit bubbles? Did be?<br />

He did most certainly not.<br />

(c)Did he gobble?<br />

He did not.<br />

Oh Baron von Trapp, Baron von Trapp, could you love the<br />

little fellow with the orange in the smelly auditorium?<br />

He‟s just held the Orangedrink Lemondrink Man‟s soo-soo<br />

in his hand, but could you love him still?<br />

And his twin sister? Tilting upwards with her fountain in a<br />

Love-in-Tokyo? Could you love her too?<br />

Baron von Trapp had some questions <strong>of</strong> his own.<br />

(a)Are they clean white children? No. (But Sophie Mol is.)<br />

(b)Do they blow spit bubbles? Yes. (But Sophie Mol<br />

doesn‟t.)<br />

(c)Do they shiver their legs? Like clerks? Yes. (But Sophie<br />

Mol doesn‟t.)<br />

(d)Have they, either or both, ever held strangers‟ soo-soos?<br />

N… Nyes. (But Sophie Mol hasn‟t.)<br />

“<strong>The</strong>n I‟m sorry,” Baron von Clapp-Trapp said. “It‟s out <strong>of</strong>

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