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time, and the Fiat was dead. His language was out of control as he again glanced around, looking <strong>for</strong><br />

spectators.<br />

She just appeared. He hadn't noticed her walking down the sidewalk. She stood there as if she'd been standing<br />

<strong>for</strong> hours, her body draped in a long wool overcoat, her head wrapped in a yellow shawl. An old woman with<br />

an old dog on a leash, out <strong>for</strong> the morning stroll, and now stopped dead by the violent pinball action of a<br />

copper-colored Fiat driven by an idiot.<br />

Their eyes met. Her scowl and heavily wrinkled face conveyed exactly what she was thinking. Rick's wild<br />

desperation was quite evident. He stopped cursing <strong>for</strong> a second. The dog was staring, too, some type of frail<br />

terrier with a look as perplexed as the master's. It took a second <strong>for</strong> Rick to realize she was not the owner of<br />

either of the cars he was pounding; of course she wasn't. She was a pedestrian, and be<strong>for</strong>e she could call the<br />

cops, if she were so inclined, he'd be gone. He hoped. Anyway, he started to say something like "What the hell<br />

are you looking at?" But then, she wouldn't understand, and she would probably realize he was an American. A<br />

sudden patriotism sealed his lips. With the front of the car jutting into the street, he had no time <strong>for</strong> a staredown.<br />

He jerked his head arrogantly back to the matters at hand, re-shifting and restarting and urging himself<br />

to work the gas and the clutch with perfect coordination so the Fiat could finally roll away and be gone,<br />

leaving his audience behind. He pressed the gas hard, the engine strained again, and he slowly released the<br />

clutch as he turned the wheel hard and barely missed the Citroen. Free at last, he was rolling now, along Via<br />

Antini, the Fiat still in first and straining mightily. He made the mistake of one last triumphant look at the<br />

woman and the dog. He saw her brown teeth; she was laughing at him. The dog was barking and pulling on the<br />

leash, also amused. Rick had memorized the streets along his escape route, no small feat since many were<br />

narrow, one-way, and often confusing. He worked his way south, shifting only when necessary, and soon hit<br />

Viale Berenini, a major street with a few cars and delivery trucks moving about. He stopped at a red light,<br />

shifted into first, and prayed no one would stop behind him. He waited <strong>for</strong> the green, then lurched <strong>for</strong>ward<br />

without killing the engine. Atta boy. He was surviving. He crossed the Parma River on the Ponte Italia, and a<br />

quick glance revealed quiet waters below. He was away from downtown now, and there was even less traffic.<br />

The target was Viale Vittoria, a wide, sweeping four-lane avenue that circled the west side of Parma. Very flat<br />

and almost deserted in the predawn darkness. Perfect <strong>for</strong> practice.<br />

For an hour, as day broke over the city, Rick drove up and down the wonderfully level street. The clutch was<br />

dragging a bit halfway down, and this slight problem captured his attention. However, after an hour of diligent<br />

work he was gaining confidence, and he and the Fiat were becoming one. Sleep was no longer an option; he<br />

was far too impressed with his new talent. In a wide median, he practiced parking within the yellow lines, back<br />

and <strong>for</strong>th, back and <strong>for</strong>th until he grew bored. He was quite confident now, and he noticed a bar near Piazza<br />

Santa Croce. Why not? He was feeling more Italian by the minute, and he needed caffeine. He parked again,<br />

turned off the engine, and enjoyed a brisk walk. The streets were busy now, the city had come to life. The bar<br />

was full and noisy, and his first inclination was to make a quick exit and return to the safety of his Fiat. But no,<br />

he had signed on <strong>for</strong> five months, and he would not spend that time on the run. He walked to a bar, caught the<br />

attention of a barista, and said, "Espresso." The barista nodded to a corner where a plump lady sat behind a<br />

cash register. The barista had no interest in making an espresso <strong>for</strong> Rick, who retreated a step and again<br />

thought about fleeing. A well-dressed businessman entered in a rush, holding at least two newspapers and a<br />

briefcase, and walked directly to the cashier. "Buongiorno," he said, and she offered the same. "Caffe," he said<br />

as he pulled out a five-euro note. She took it, made change, and handed him a receipt. He took the receipt<br />

direcdy to the counter and laid it where one of the baristas could plainly see it. A barista finally took it, they<br />

exchanged "buongiornos," and everything worked fine. Within seconds a small cup and saucer landed on die<br />

counter, and the businessman, already deep in front-page news, added sugar, stirred, then demolished the drink<br />

in one long gulp.<br />

So that's how you do it. Rick walked to the cashier, mumbled a passable "Buongiorno" and flung over a fiveeuro<br />

note of his own be<strong>for</strong>e the lady could respond. She made change and handed him a magical receipt. As he<br />

stood at the counter and sipped his coffee, he absorbed the frenzy of the bar. Most of the people were on their<br />

way to work, and they seemed to know one anodier. Some talked nonstop, while others were buried in

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