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TIME FOR
ANOTHER
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK
WILL THE REAL
UK CITIZEN ZEN EN PLEASE
STAND UP? UP UP? BY FAYANN F SMITH S SMITH
IS IT GETTING HARDER TO BE
YOU EVERYDAY? CAN’T TAKE
THE WORK-OUTS OR THE
DRESSING DOWNS, THE SLOW
RESENTFUL MEALS IN STYLISH
ROOMS IN EXPENSIVE, NOW
DEPRECIATING HOMES?
Mr and Mrs B.N.P, C.J.D, O.C.D the
silent white minority, who are you? Are
you terror struck in commuter town,
or fearing the black face in the white
hoody bluetoothing broken dreams via
mobile data streams with no time to look
where he is going? Who is tending your
bloodstained flag that once screamed
Empire but now whispers “spare change
please” to the iPoded and zoned out
passers by; a rag wrenched up by a
threadbare monarchy to a lukewarm
reception, a tired crowd, vaguely
nostalgic, twitchy and bored?
Are you the Khakis hordes on their way
to purchase LCD wide screens and potter
vacantly through miles of car parking and
bright Muzak convenience? Who is your
team? Who do you support? Are your
dreams in full colour featuring lip gloss
sticky girls from the pages of the Sunday
Sport spread out and sensual, almost
too young, almost nude? Almost yours,
but not really there. Do you rejoice in
your St Cheryl X factor morality knowing
that your X tube secrets could catch
up with you - who’s that dogging in
Grantham serenaded by a wet and
miserable Sunday evening, just another
way to spice things up and now you
can’t look her in the eyes. Where is your
truth? It’s written in a language you won’t
recognise, talked about in rooms you
don’t know and you’ll never have access
to, it is mahogany panelled, suited and
titled, a secret ceremony of boys club
control. Do you sit sweating in the dark
waiting for a grimy hand to break your
window locks, whilst the white-collar
criminal has your password, confidence
and handshake? Are you stopped and
searched, tagged and DNA tested,
young, black and suspect? Are you that
loathsome single mum, benefits cheat,
immigrant, all gold teeth and
grabbing hands scourge of
the Daily Mail outranged, we
fought the war, we pay our
taxes! Are you dreadlocked
and dropped out, drugged
up and dead-eyed, angry
and on the frontline of a
culture war you’ll never
win; this is not your society,
you can’t afford a voice
Swampy. This is your Nation,
humane, but confused,
ailing but growing. Centre of
an old world, a relic, broke,
rebranding and channel
changing, afraid but with
eyes fixed on the future.
OCCULT
ANNIE
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
Your existence might seem mundane, but you will surprise those
around you with an unexpected naughty streak. The colours red,
white and blue have meaning. A cheeky romp is on the cards.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
Walk a different path. Excitement lies ahead, and the death of things
you know provides new opportunities. Fiery Mars revs up your sign
so dreams come true. Treat yourself to new shoes.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
The old saying, “Life is just a parade of lips and dreams” couldn’t be
truer. An old favour is repaid in a generous way.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
This month you will find you have more than one spiritual twin. In
fact, you may count up to nine of them. Mars and Saturn can help
you in practical ways, such as mowing your lawn. Single? It doesn’t
matter. Your alter-egos will keep you entertained.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
Just crossing the road could be eventful. Contemplate the very
bones of things and suddenly you, and those around you, will
understand. Luck and love link to the colour red.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
Amazonian women stalk your life. Think carefully about rainbows,
they mean more to you than you know. Triangles and pyramids will
also have a bearing, according to the retrograde Neptune.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
Beware a visit to the cheap side of town. A tall dark stranger means
you no good. On the upside, it’s a good time to plant potatoes, and
Mercury ensures your creative juices will be flowing.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
One day’s events will have far reaching consequences. Avoid the
colour lavender. Certain facts could be difficult to swallow, be sure
to eat the right things this week and look to your family for support.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
Months of being quiet and tucked away are going to be worth it this
month. Wait a little longer, and what you wish for will come. Ignore
the naysayers. Beware apocalyptical magpies crossing your path.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
Images, perhaps linked to your childhood, will scoop prizes. The
way that you see things will change, but your dreams will not. Take
on a challenge and you will win, your lucky colour is green.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
Look for inspiration in happy symbols. Cake is good, too. Bullish Mars
will clear the way to expressing yourself in ways that matter most,
but be careful not to override the opinions of those you hold dear.
A bear will bring you joy. joy
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
A goodbye is just the thing to clear your head. A beautiful woman,
and the colours red, blue, pink, black and yellow are in danger, but
all will be well. You will have the strength to shine at work.
COMPETITION
WIN A PAIR
OF THESE
SNAZZY
SNEAKERS,
JUST TELL
US WHOSE
THEY ARE?
Answers to:
Jimmy Saville
Jim-l-fixit,
PO BOX 109
London, W1N 4DJ