Winter 2010 - Ascott-under-Wychwood
Winter 2010 - Ascott-under-Wychwood
Winter 2010 - Ascott-under-Wychwood
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TOO MANY COOKS<br />
Does the BBC promote gluttony, one er. He liked to talk in English about<br />
of the seven deadly sins condemned by Greek philosophy. One story he told<br />
the church? I asked this because there me of Socrates. It was said Socrates<br />
cannot be many days go by when there had a nagging wife. After a row one<br />
aren’t at least two programmes about day she broke a water pot over his<br />
cooking on the television. This annoys head. Socrates is supposed to have<br />
and amuses me. It annoys me because said, ‘After the th<strong>under</strong> comes the<br />
the BBC must think I have a fortune to rain.’ If you detect some left wing<br />
spend on the food they prepare. It views in my writing, then you ought to<br />
amuses me because if you cooked the be a detective. In my younger days I<br />
way they do, you would have a sink was often told to go and live in Russia.<br />
full of pots and pans that would take I would like to say I have never been a<br />
longer to wash up than to eat the meal. left winger. I would admit to being an<br />
I have some experience in cooking. inside left, sometimes in the old W<br />
Over fifty years ago I worked in the formation. I wonder how many of you<br />
Officers Mess in Cyprus whilst doing know what I am talking about!<br />
my National Service. There I could use Returning to the BBC and cooking<br />
as many utensils as I wished. There – do we eat to live or live to eat? It’s a<br />
was always some poor Cypriot to do wonder the whole country doesn’t suf-<br />
the washing up.<br />
fer from deep depression, indigestion<br />
I would like to digress for a while. and heartburn. I overcome depression<br />
Before going ashore in Cyprus us by, whenever I hear the opening bars<br />
squaddies were given a pep talk by the of EASTENDERS, I quickly reach for<br />
C.O. It went along the lines of this. the off switch. I would like to put my<br />
Now look here chaps, when you get foot through the screen but that would<br />
ashore you will find most of the people be too costly.<br />
very friendly, but always remember In a few short years, if things re-<br />
they are not as good as you. This gave main as they are, I will no longer have<br />
some of the men I served with, who to pay a T.V. license. So I will then<br />
came from some of the no go areas of have no right to criticise the B.B.C.<br />
our large cities, the idea, whoever the Then I shall slump back on the sofa<br />
Cypriot they met, they could address like a great lump of pudding, eating<br />
them as Wog. Sometimes I had diffi- junk food, and having mind numbing<br />
culty in doing this. Most Cypriots I met cooking programmes, etc. on televi-<br />
could speak English. I could speak no sion to watch.<br />
Greek. One man I met who worked as<br />
a waiter in the Mess, had been a teach-<br />
Fred Russell<br />
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