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yellow mushrooms<br />
Leucocoprinus birnbaumii,<br />
aka Lepiota lutea<br />
With a jeweler’s loupe you can see<br />
the clear crystal trichomes just<br />
busting at their bulbous rims with<br />
THC resinousiness, and the white<br />
hairs will mostly have turned a<br />
dark flat red. That is when I chop<br />
one down and begin this simple<br />
process.<br />
I’ll turn on some good music and<br />
hang each plant upside down and<br />
remove any yellow leaves by hand,<br />
then I’ll trim off all the water<br />
leaves at the base of the stem and<br />
let these leaves fall to the ground<br />
where I’ll dispose of them later.<br />
The rest of the leaves that are all<br />
covered in downy trichomes will<br />
be carefully removed from the<br />
freshly harvested bud monsters<br />
and get placed on a clean rack to<br />
dry for hash-making later. This<br />
method creates the cleanest burning<br />
medicine by removing any possible<br />
nitrogen source from the<br />
buds to reabsorb; each plant will<br />
then be hung in a dark room with<br />
a ceiling fan on low. Twine or fishing<br />
line stretched from wall to wall<br />
will hang 25 plants with ease.<br />
Four to seven days later, depending<br />
on the temperature and humidity<br />
levels, I will trim each bud<br />
from the main stalk until I’ve filled<br />
1/2 of a 5 gallon bucket loosely<br />
with buds. After, I will turn and<br />
dump the bucket several times a<br />
day for a day or two or until the<br />
buds have their characteristic<br />
shape and become slightly<br />
crunchy. This is where I’ll lose<br />
some of you hardcore bud connoisseurs<br />
because I hate glass jars!<br />
Sure, glass is a perfect seal, but it<br />
is also heavy. I’ve had buds mold<br />
in jars many times because I put a<br />
jar away before it was completely<br />
cured then forgot about it and by<br />
the time I found it I just had to<br />
throw the whole jar away, moldy<br />
buds and all! I’ve never lost buds<br />
put in tins, ever! I love tins, cookie<br />
tins, dog-bone tins, Metallica tins,<br />
pin-up girl tins, Moon Pie tins,<br />
Coca-Cola tins, you name it. I love<br />
the tins because they never mold<br />
buds, never break, don’t weigh<br />
much and can be placed all over<br />
your home without anyone even<br />
guessing they are filled with buds.<br />
I think they breathe just well<br />
enough to give the perfect cure.<br />
Tins rock! They are the ultimate in<br />
reliability and recyclability.<br />
After a few weeks, you can feel the<br />
intensity rise and it will peak<br />
GROW<br />
around a month. This is when<br />
Buds are perfectly ready to be<br />
enjoyed, smoked and savored.<br />
This is also the reason that it is<br />
imperative that all human beings<br />
should have a constant, fresh supply<br />
of marijuana no different than<br />
dairy, meat or vegetable products<br />
that are currently available 365<br />
days a year. Marijuana is a perishable<br />
item just like eggs and should<br />
be graded, certified and cared for<br />
in the same fashion. The image of<br />
growing a million dollars worth of<br />
weed and retiring to paradise goes<br />
completely against the model I’ve<br />
just outlined here. I’m living in<br />
paradise now, because my bud<br />
room is always 78 degrees and<br />
sunny, just like paradise.<br />
Happy winter harvests!!!<br />
Peace and Buds,<br />
<strong>Treating</strong> <strong>Yourself</strong>, <strong>Issue</strong> 16 - 2009 - 89