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AH, THE GOLDEN YEARS!
Special Poem For Older Folks
A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.
The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.
The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.
The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
But what I'd really like to know............
Is what tells each one where to go!
FOR ALL YOU GOLFERS OUT THERE
10 best Caddy Replies:
# 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
# 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
# 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
# 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
# 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
# 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
# 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
# 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
# 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
# 1 – AND Best Caddy Comment ...Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
PDHS REUNION 2010 CONTACTS
Dave “Woody” Scott
30 Burton Road
Guelph, ON N1H 8A8
Res. (519) 265-5589 dwscott1315@yahoo.com
Dave Kipp
3 Ronald Street
Brantford. ON
Res. (519) 759-6079
dave.kipp@yahoo.com
Ken Spencer
1151 Ballantry Road
Oakville, ON L6H 5N1
Res. (905) 844-7902 Cel. (905) 301-5289
kenneth.spencer@sympatico.ca