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JUDAISM DISCOVERED 942 MICHAEL HOFFMAN<br />

Shabbos<br />

B. The laws of the Sabbath, festal offerings, and sacrilege—lo, they are like<br />

mountains hanging by a string,<br />

C. for they have little Scripture for many laws.<br />

Mishnah Hagigah 1:8 (b-c) admits that <strong>Judaism</strong>'s "many" Sabbath laws<br />

have "little" Biblical justification.<br />

Much anxiety stems from the once-a-week holyday, the Friday to<br />

Saturday Sabbath or "Shabbat" in which hundreds of trivial rules must be<br />

observed. For example, not even dirty dishes can be washed after the Friday<br />

night meal, unless they can be proved to be for use for the Saturday morning<br />

or afternoon meals. If a Talmudic housewife can't prove that contention, then<br />

all other dirty dishes (and pots, pans, cups, glasses, utensils etc.) must<br />

remained unwashed. <strong>Judaism</strong>'s concealment hermeneutic has a loophole for<br />

inquisitive gentile sleuths: the rabbis can lead inquiring gentiles to the<br />

statement of poskim at Slamas Chayim 1:75 that makes it appear as though<br />

it would be "antisemitic" to accuse Judaics of being so obsessed with rabbinic<br />

trivia as to refuse to wash their soiled dishes on Shabbos. The decoy text<br />

hinges on the pretext that all the dishes being washed are being cleaned for<br />

use on the next Shabbos weekend, and not for any use during the week<br />

(Sunday-Thursday).<br />

We apply the criterion of what is being actually practiced in Talmudic<br />

homes. The majority of these actual practices adhere to doctrine that is not<br />

necessarily disclosed to gentiles: that it is customary for the majority not to<br />

wash what is not needed for additional Shabbat meals (i.e. what is not<br />

needed for "seudah shelishis" cannot be washed), based on the majority<br />

rabbinic rulings that Judaics are told hold the force of law, not the unheeded<br />

minority decisions presented to curious or sleuthing gentiles in order to<br />

mislead them. The halacha on dirty dishes (and it's a testimony to how<br />

ridiculous <strong>Judaism</strong> is that there is a body of laws on this trivial subject), is<br />

ample. We'll cite the leading rulings: BT Shabbath 118a; Rashi and Ra'avad<br />

(Hilchos Shabbos 23:7); Maimonides, (Magid Mishneh); Tehilah l'David 302:6<br />

and Tzitz Eliezer 14:34-2. However, in most cases one cannot wash Shabbos

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