Chris hedges AND george Monbiot ON THE IGNORANcE - ColdType
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what next?<br />
the freaks<br />
who have been<br />
salivating over<br />
sarah palin<br />
couldn’t even<br />
stand john<br />
McCain because<br />
he was too liberal<br />
for them. what<br />
can you say about<br />
people for whom<br />
Mike huckabee<br />
is considered<br />
insufficiently rightwing?<br />
18 thereader | November 2008<br />
so, now that they can return to the role of<br />
carping critic, rather than having to actually<br />
take responsibility for governing. But<br />
probably not. They can continue to be obstreperous,<br />
as they have for two years now,<br />
using their minority caucus in the Senate<br />
to filibuster every piece of legislation the<br />
Democrats put forward. I wouldn’t want<br />
to be in that gang if they do, however.<br />
Americans are seriously scared about the<br />
economy and healthcare and other major<br />
issues, and they want remedies. In a desert<br />
of starving people, how long do you think it<br />
would be before whiney losers standing on<br />
the tracks blocking the relief train had the<br />
living shit kicked out of them?<br />
I’m sure Olympia Snow and Susan Collins,<br />
perhaps the two remaining moderates<br />
in the entire Republican Senate caucus, get<br />
this, and would either depart from such filibuster<br />
attempts or take the opportunity to<br />
depart from the GOP altogether. Now that<br />
<strong>Chris</strong> Shays got his pink slip, there will not<br />
be a single Republican from anywhere in<br />
New England in the new House of Representatives.<br />
I don’t think that fact is lost on<br />
the two senators from Maine, and perhaps<br />
a few others like them.<br />
Move to the right?<br />
A second alternative is to move to the right.<br />
Amazingly, many Republicans have been<br />
making the case that the GOP’s problem<br />
was that it wasn’t conservative enough.<br />
That Lil’ Bush wasn’t true enough to the<br />
principles of Ronald Reagan. Let’s leave<br />
aside for the moment the fact that the myth<br />
of Reagan departs further from reality every<br />
day, and that Reagan himself was far<br />
less true to these much-vaunted principles<br />
than the faulty memories of regressives allow<br />
them to recall. More to the point is this:<br />
Do Americans want more tax cuts for the<br />
wealthy right now? More national debt?<br />
Spending cuts on popular programs? Less<br />
government safety net, just as the economy<br />
starts to resemble the surface of the moon?<br />
More corporate control and profiteering in<br />
our healthcare system? More wars based<br />
on lies that diminish our security and claim<br />
the lives of our children? More alienation<br />
from the rest of the world? More torture?<br />
More regulation of our sexuality, our reproductive<br />
systems, our right to die with<br />
dignity? More intervention of blowhard<br />
hypocrite religion-mongers in our political<br />
sphere? More corruption? More ignoring,<br />
and indeed exacerbation, of looming environmental<br />
catastrophe?<br />
Not conservative enough? Are these<br />
guys kidding? What is the number of their<br />
drug dealer, man? Where do they score<br />
such great hallucinogens?!?! I’m jealous,<br />
dude. I haven’t been that high since I saw<br />
Blue Oyster Cult play in 1973.<br />
Finally, what remains, then, as a third<br />
option would likely be viable for the party<br />
itself, yet still represents existential suicide.<br />
Imagine a dead body propped up in a chair,<br />
sitting in the corner, largely ignored except<br />
for the increasingly foul smell. The GOP<br />
could return to the days of Rockefeller and<br />
Ford, end the hijacking by the radical right,<br />
and become once again a moderate-conservative<br />
party.<br />
Of course, this presumes that the radicals<br />
in the party who control it so completely<br />
– to the extent that there really isn’t<br />
a rivalry with moderates anymore, chiefly<br />
because there aren’t really moderates left<br />
there with whom to fight – that these folks<br />
would relinquish the vehicle they’ve commandeered.<br />
Fat chance of that happening,<br />
Me Bucko.<br />
The freaks who have been salivating<br />
over Sarah Palin couldn’t even stand John<br />
McCain because he was too liberal for<br />
them. What can you say about people for<br />
whom Mike Huckabee is considered insufficiently<br />
right-wing? Do you see these<br />
troops lining up to march fervently behind<br />
the milquetoast moderation of Dick Lugar?<br />
Do you see the twenty-three percent of<br />
Texans who still think that Barack Obama<br />
is a Muslim skipping a week’s worth of losing<br />
Lotto tickets so that they can send a<br />
campaign contribution to their new hero,<br />
Arlen Specter?