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what next?<br />

the freaks<br />

who have been<br />

salivating over<br />

sarah palin<br />

couldn’t even<br />

stand john<br />

McCain because<br />

he was too liberal<br />

for them. what<br />

can you say about<br />

people for whom<br />

Mike huckabee<br />

is considered<br />

insufficiently rightwing?<br />

18 thereader | November 2008<br />

so, now that they can return to the role of<br />

carping critic, rather than having to actually<br />

take responsibility for governing. But<br />

probably not. They can continue to be obstreperous,<br />

as they have for two years now,<br />

using their minority caucus in the Senate<br />

to filibuster every piece of legislation the<br />

Democrats put forward. I wouldn’t want<br />

to be in that gang if they do, however.<br />

Americans are seriously scared about the<br />

economy and healthcare and other major<br />

issues, and they want remedies. In a desert<br />

of starving people, how long do you think it<br />

would be before whiney losers standing on<br />

the tracks blocking the relief train had the<br />

living shit kicked out of them?<br />

I’m sure Olympia Snow and Susan Collins,<br />

perhaps the two remaining moderates<br />

in the entire Republican Senate caucus, get<br />

this, and would either depart from such filibuster<br />

attempts or take the opportunity to<br />

depart from the GOP altogether. Now that<br />

<strong>Chris</strong> Shays got his pink slip, there will not<br />

be a single Republican from anywhere in<br />

New England in the new House of Representatives.<br />

I don’t think that fact is lost on<br />

the two senators from Maine, and perhaps<br />

a few others like them.<br />

Move to the right?<br />

A second alternative is to move to the right.<br />

Amazingly, many Republicans have been<br />

making the case that the GOP’s problem<br />

was that it wasn’t conservative enough.<br />

That Lil’ Bush wasn’t true enough to the<br />

principles of Ronald Reagan. Let’s leave<br />

aside for the moment the fact that the myth<br />

of Reagan departs further from reality every<br />

day, and that Reagan himself was far<br />

less true to these much-vaunted principles<br />

than the faulty memories of regressives allow<br />

them to recall. More to the point is this:<br />

Do Americans want more tax cuts for the<br />

wealthy right now? More national debt?<br />

Spending cuts on popular programs? Less<br />

government safety net, just as the economy<br />

starts to resemble the surface of the moon?<br />

More corporate control and profiteering in<br />

our healthcare system? More wars based<br />

on lies that diminish our security and claim<br />

the lives of our children? More alienation<br />

from the rest of the world? More torture?<br />

More regulation of our sexuality, our reproductive<br />

systems, our right to die with<br />

dignity? More intervention of blowhard<br />

hypocrite religion-mongers in our political<br />

sphere? More corruption? More ignoring,<br />

and indeed exacerbation, of looming environmental<br />

catastrophe?<br />

Not conservative enough? Are these<br />

guys kidding? What is the number of their<br />

drug dealer, man? Where do they score<br />

such great hallucinogens?!?! I’m jealous,<br />

dude. I haven’t been that high since I saw<br />

Blue Oyster Cult play in 1973.<br />

Finally, what remains, then, as a third<br />

option would likely be viable for the party<br />

itself, yet still represents existential suicide.<br />

Imagine a dead body propped up in a chair,<br />

sitting in the corner, largely ignored except<br />

for the increasingly foul smell. The GOP<br />

could return to the days of Rockefeller and<br />

Ford, end the hijacking by the radical right,<br />

and become once again a moderate-conservative<br />

party.<br />

Of course, this presumes that the radicals<br />

in the party who control it so completely<br />

– to the extent that there really isn’t<br />

a rivalry with moderates anymore, chiefly<br />

because there aren’t really moderates left<br />

there with whom to fight – that these folks<br />

would relinquish the vehicle they’ve commandeered.<br />

Fat chance of that happening,<br />

Me Bucko.<br />

The freaks who have been salivating<br />

over Sarah Palin couldn’t even stand John<br />

McCain because he was too liberal for<br />

them. What can you say about people for<br />

whom Mike Huckabee is considered insufficiently<br />

right-wing? Do you see these<br />

troops lining up to march fervently behind<br />

the milquetoast moderation of Dick Lugar?<br />

Do you see the twenty-three percent of<br />

Texans who still think that Barack Obama<br />

is a Muslim skipping a week’s worth of losing<br />

Lotto tickets so that they can send a<br />

campaign contribution to their new hero,<br />

Arlen Specter?

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