FAMILY GUY "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" Production # 1ACX04 ...
FAMILY GUY "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" Production # 1ACX04 ...
FAMILY GUY "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" Production # 1ACX04 ...
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<strong>FAMILY</strong> <strong>GUY</strong> - "CHITTY CHITTY DEATH BANG" (TABLE DRAFT) 8/20/98 1.<br />
COLD OPEN<br />
EXT. /ESTAB. GRIFFINS' HOUSE - DAY<br />
INT. GRIFFINS' KITCHEN - SAME<br />
BRIAN reads the paper. LOIS is preparing STEWIE's lunch. She<br />
half-watches the little TV on the counter.<br />
INT. "PRICE IS RIGHT" SET - (ON TV)<br />
BOB BARKER is on stage.<br />
BOB BARKER<br />
What's the next item up for bid?<br />
ANNOUNCER (V.0.)<br />
It's a box of One Dollar Rice!<br />
An ELDERLY MODEL in an evening gown waves a shaky, flabby arm<br />
over a box clearly marked "ONE DOLLAR RICE." Bob Barker turns<br />
to his panel of contestants.<br />
BOB BARKER<br />
What is your bid, Linda?<br />
The AUDIENCE shouts out numbers, as well as "Baba Booey" and<br />
"Freebird!" An ATTRACTIVE ASIAN LADY is the first contestant.<br />
ATTRACTIVE ASIAN LADY<br />
Seventy-five cents, Bob!<br />
BOB BARKER<br />
(TO A MARINE) And you, Sergeant?<br />
A strapping MARINE leans into his mic.<br />
MARINE<br />
Forty-five cents, Sir!<br />
A HEAVYSET WOMAN is next.<br />
BOB BARKER<br />
(ANNOYED) All right, Helen. This is a<br />
box of One Dollar Rice. It says one<br />
dollar on the box.<br />
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