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taw<br />

Avenue<br />

City, N. J.<br />

TlVplSaSciIba tourney Jjondir<br />

•ajf? School pnsUmlnarlOB' ami<br />

aumbloniihlp matcJieB are scher<br />

ijuled to bb played during tho<br />

Cprrjitift week, under, ihe direction<br />

nf lOarl Sharp, who. las ebarge<br />

JBT" tie"(Jwan City diitriett<br />

Half Soles «nd HttU<br />

Men's $11.00<br />

Women's 75c<br />

BDtiNATO<br />

922 ASBURY AVENUE<br />

We Alter Shoe. - - rlsMiw<br />

(||p|it SAL E<br />

i^GALOW — $3750<br />

bungijow, ^hich is completely furnished, is<br />

" oceanwwd <strong>of</strong> Atlantic Av. It contains three<br />

ns, iiinUBfork made • by local per-<br />

ions i« at the Atlantic, shnrm<br />

Hospital this week, it wag iloniited<br />

to tile hospital by Mrs, Ernem<br />

H, Oplinier 1 , <strong>of</strong> the Ocean rnurt<br />

ApnrtmentH, Oeeau' City,<br />

It Is n hanil-madB bed spread,<br />

containing oye« 6,000 individiinl<br />

pieces, all round, and sewed to-<br />

Wlher to form perfect squares,<br />

rho sauares are Tormeil by rows<br />

<strong>of</strong> preen plnces, which also make<br />

up the border.<br />

Mrs. Oplinmrf made most <strong>of</strong> the<br />

jread herself, but wa« nided in<br />

the gigantic task by a few friends<br />

Slip Is Ihe mother <strong>of</strong> Mrsi H<br />

Rostin Whitp. wife <strong>of</strong> Dr. While,<br />

chief <strong>of</strong> staff at the hospila!<br />

The spread will n* exhibited al<br />

|he hrfiipital, and later at Tarioys<br />

places in Some Point and Ocean<br />

fily. It rater will he sold, ths<br />

proceedii I., lie uml lo irfjncfii<br />

he h<strong>of</strong>lpllal.<br />

Ever bear <strong>of</strong> HOrseboat<br />

Creek? Slost newcomorg to this<br />

section, upon 'Hearing it, think<br />

it Is a corruption <strong>of</strong> "house-<br />

boat" creeli. Hut. it isn't.<br />

The creek, which lies between<br />

Patcong ureek and job's P<strong>of</strong>nt,<br />

got Its name in tie old aiaje<br />

days, <strong>of</strong> 100 and more<br />

ajo, before the days o<br />

"horseless tMrriage" and<br />

horses,"<br />

In tliosp days ii was<br />

or three dhj trip frem<br />

delphia to the seashore.<br />

I'H 10 Hfllilville, Silm>;r?<br />

unii Bwslej's Poini. *si<br />

m lo i'sipe Mas aa«l •'j.v<br />

Court 1 louse.<br />

The stage line ns. trim,<br />

nilelphiu atroiis ft j-_!i, }ir-<br />

MlIVS iJllldina, .il-s ^jj"«:<br />

years<br />

the<br />

I'hil<br />

lo B«sh 1 .v<br />

1 ii - iIK<br />

The jts<br />

^ ltH\i B<br />

Milk<br />

IN*<br />

Fur Imsl nse. never apply nny-<br />

titit a ropulnble, marine fin<br />

Ordinary houno pnlnta , nre<br />

iiilaWf, The cunt mny bo u<br />

HWJW but It reprcsimtii true<br />

Tour own Inbdr or l<br />

|\iy tor roprepenln Iho<br />

n ivttntlng a boat — or<br />

ittt-f. lieiil niarino paint<br />

VJIMI will look well.,for<br />

Jill 'VMM<br />

'VMr!i !|i<br />

! mi<br />

fi/dh<br />

'llliildi<br />

IIH.IUi.<br />

i<br />

tin i<br />

/ii i<br />

i<br />

hi<br />

use good hriisli<strong>of</strong>l<br />

i iud alao only<br />

r«ii nr cans. Like.<br />

XIHI open ii can <strong>of</strong><br />

ii m ihiirouf.lily<br />

* tllilri] crintf'Ilti:<br />

^vr con^isteMi^y he-<br />

I II llflll. l,0t OV.<br />

IJ 0 In lore you Bp-<br />

i f<br />

h'lliiliLU<br />

Il*(ll, 1<br />

.V<br />

noiili siilp <strong>of</strong> Mzji<br />

pr to Si-uilv IW,<br />

liroilgllt ni'K-fp*^^<br />

and its r^nd-y^^L:<br />

great wen', J^IA<br />

enough i" if.'.--';<br />

nnd who ,v ('j ;>;*<br />

body could ia "i>i<br />

know), Inotfli ,'if<br />

enining ni : h~ 4-3.2<br />

was UD ev*i ^s,i<br />

\' I'I «i •". it's work, hill<br />

i * h in i in viiJions <strong>of</strong><br />

Hn i i In 1 snort MiiiCH<br />

fSwd Scout News<br />

A meeting <strong>of</strong> the<br />

•t> 1, under thp<br />

Robert Uckej',<br />

m. in the social<br />

v 'i\ti>rian chiirch.<br />

. troop are ask.<br />

5Ee¥tUnfH.2i3g p. m,—lit ind tic<br />

B¥»i, Two Shawl Stirling fS|| •<br />

Ctu&m Botki al IMHJ fitkH, KUII Heliin, i.Wf<br />

Frl, Slid S«l., April il.ll —<br />

"GABRIEL<br />

OVER THE '<br />

WHITE HOUSE"<br />

wild<br />

WALTER illOTON<br />

Kirfn Msrl?r . FrAhfligt Tsiif<br />

— Ainu —<br />

llnK flrailby VamtA?<br />

Wei ind Thur... April 16-27 _<br />

ROI.ANI) VOI'\r iiic i.<br />

Whin<br />

HuulliiM<br />

II II t<br />

ll.ir <<br />

mil IT i<br />

Hospital Benefit<br />

At the Golf Club<br />

KB 1L nriBprs, Jr,<br />

:\ ::i!nd ihnt iwti nr oven<br />

iU. ''Vf-n wrll tifii^hrci out<br />

jniiii nip iifHt. A Iliirk<br />

II i'Mik nil rlRln for a<br />

.h. tiiti i-: nliunm purp in<br />

i!p i,r hli.»lpr in a brief<br />

! ii: •• n « ui old mill<br />

Mint, accumulation nf<br />

f iTmnve In (lie<br />

l.'iriiina with a<br />

h. nr iry imc nf the! pf.<br />

CLARKE BROS,<br />

MACHINE SHOP<br />

Marine Repairs<br />

SIS Ittr ATR,<br />

xootmr<br />

Today"* most vivid<br />

from WoshiDEton form<br />

subject matter <strong>of</strong> "Cab-<br />

Mrs<br />

u. . t.t<br />

•"•jrr V. nooiiar. Mrs. Willian<br />

iifarafleW, Mrs. Ear! R, Rtae<br />

iUrs, RsnnnEj B. In^er»all. Sirs<br />

_ jHjnrr C. Seimxai/. Mrs. L*ww _<br />

headline,, Maibias, H.-i. FFmiwis Steelinao.<br />

the en-1 *"•• jniomaj r««s. Un, Alexan<br />

._. „ w«^,- Saturn, .Mr*. Clarence<br />

Orer the White Home." h i«"- Harrr Headlw, Mrs.<br />

jids fair to be «ne <strong>of</strong> ihe ir«at-! u MooaslBn. Jr, t,T Mrs nrr-<br />

\em Benniions in H-reen hUtorr.i •*" rini«<br />

$|.95 and fO-95<br />

Stunning s<br />

SUITS and COATS<br />

lg.95 Up<br />

SMART,MILUNERY - ?1.00 and $1.95<br />

— IU O1R<br />

Featuring Our New<br />

BONAT PERMANENT WAVE<br />

OCEAK C:iTT 8CB1P AfCF.PTF.II<br />

STYLE DRESS SHOPPE<br />

815 Atbury Avc, Ocean City Phone 129W<br />

AWNINGS<br />

Take action' now for<br />

snmmer comfort. Se-<br />

lect awnings which<br />

will protect wall pa-<br />

per, nigs and expen-<br />

sive decorations from<br />

the ray* <strong>of</strong> a hot<br />

Hammer sun. Then too<br />

—the home with kwn-<br />

lhgs is the codleit<br />

home. Select your<br />

awrJn^f from our va-<br />

riety <strong>of</strong> pleasing col-<br />

or combinations.<br />

*•<br />

f*iW<br />

FMtbn- Light I'astrlrs<br />

With Your Illnnw w to<br />

Take Home<br />

Johnstone's<br />

Cafe<br />

Mi ASBURY AVENUE<br />

Oppsiile City Had<br />

Tarty Pastry<br />

SAVE<br />

Between Atlantic City, Ocean Gti^<br />

All Parts <strong>of</strong> Cipe May i^!ffij,0<br />

Ocean City-Longport BriJ<br />

4 TICKETS — 50c<br />

Good Until Used Ocean City Scrip:<br />

SEAFC<br />

Dili MwH nt the New llrliliro<br />

First <strong>of</strong> the Catch<br />

CAPE MAY MACKEREL<br />

Pounds P<br />

DELAWARE BAY SHAD .<br />

BUCKS 2Q C ROE QQc<br />

FH0HE 1S00 u m<br />

Get from 7% to 36/<br />

Miore<br />

TEMPER<strong>ED</strong> RUBBi<br />

Apparent similarity <strong>of</strong> price, ilia,<br />

ifcapa and jams opinion t to the con-<br />

trary—tire* are not all alike. Decld-<br />

d t I S<br />

U.S.TIRES AT THE 10WEST PRICES IN HIS<br />

tdh/nrtlSem.ruiimuihfarth.Vihart W V E "* TODAY<br />

oHMn-frfhr bernr valu., mar* for<br />

2f«irfr»B«yiAndwiWOWSt,l«- Aftfi 91<br />

4 MUMpwfyHlitthpihoihMnmoita<br />

W " £ l<br />

by"WS,"or hir fh«n by Indian-<br />

dent invMHgaton prevw eonclu-<br />

. thily *«US,nfw gtw from 7S<br />

, to 36* aSlTB milmgB at no jsjrg<br />

cort.Thui, the vary Isail you tov» IR<br />

buying o U.S. Ttre it wall<br />

6<br />

4.75 - 19 -<br />

8J5-i8--<br />

8.B0 -19 - -<br />

^pi t t E f f i Ep B U|.<br />

' Bffi gnd thow you the actual tire* theM Mm low<br />

PALMER TIRE SERVK<br />

24-Hour Service<br />

H19 Asbury Aveoue<br />

p<br />

CHEVROLET COMPANY<br />

Ocean City Sentinel-Ledger<br />

CitJ ScnttMl.<br />

g<br />

lUl'l OCMH OJtr I*d».r. Eil.bllitifJ 1111 g<br />

nr ConiollJ.imi ii|«<br />

jjj, 0^" Nntlnil-Ltdnr, ConiollJ.imi m«<br />

•• 0»»» clw N«fi, UtibliAed 1925: l«itifwi*Mitf.N«nl OonulidaM 1921<br />

'•' Fnlfrwl «• Second-dun Matter it IliB Pant O(tl« it <strong>On</strong>g CEtr, N, 1,,<br />

?•;• W" 1 ** under Art <strong>of</strong> Hiinil i, llig<br />

I<br />

I nl tvtry Friday I»» 8VRriation to'these Sunday afternoon gatherings,<br />

Bicyelei are coming back in ityle, and eferyhndy'g try.<br />

hi to IN how mueh mileage they can get !» the gallon—<strong>of</strong><br />

Perspiration.<br />

'jilrit' EXECtTIVE"<br />

A "MAN¥.SroiP" HAH.<br />

JOBUB wag, lit we my, "many aided,' 1 and every man Bees the nlrte<br />

<strong>of</strong> Ills nature which appeals moat to bimself.<br />

The doctor thinks at the great pliyfllclan whnge touch never fall-<br />

cil, who by Borne mystery preceded modern Bclenee In I(B still ini-<br />

perfect, knowledge <strong>of</strong> the relation <strong>of</strong> the spirit to health. The prea-<br />

cher Bludlen the Sermon on the Mount and marvelfi that trnilin go<br />

Iir<strong>of</strong>niind shduld he expreised lp words so clear and simple, TUn<br />

niltnidr remtmberii only that he denounced the rich; and Ihe com-<br />

iniinlHt that his disciples carried a common purse. Lawyers have<br />

written In praise <strong>of</strong> his pleading at his trial; and the literary «rl-<br />

ilfB nf every nge have oheerTuliy acknowledged his mailery,<br />

I am not a doctor, or lawyer or critic bui an advertising man.<br />

As a proressiun advertising in young; as ,i force it Is a« old as (he<br />

wnrld. The first four words ever littered, "Let there lie light," con-<br />

Hlliille Its charter. All Nature is.vibrant with it Impiilne. TIIB lirll-<br />

llont plumnfo <strong>of</strong> the bird la color aitveriialng niUlie.Hiied io the eni-<br />

ntlnns <strong>of</strong> Us mate. Plants deck themselves with blossoms, not far<br />

Imiuty only, hut in nttrnct the patronnge <strong>of</strong> the bee and so liy<br />

HprenilinH pollen on Its wings, lo Insure the perpetiinlldn nf lliplr<br />

hind, The B|iadoiiB firmament on high,<br />

And nil the blue ethereal sky,<br />

And spangled Heavens a RhlnlnB frame,<br />

Their Brent Original proclaim.<br />

It lias been remarked (hat "no astronomer cmi he an nlhelBl,"<br />

which is on%- another way <strong>of</strong> Baying that no man Ban look up nt<br />

tlin first and greatest elertrlft sign—the evening Rtiirs—nnd rnfiine<br />

In believe its message: "There is a rousts: A Ood," 1 propose In<br />

the next few articles tn speak <strong>of</strong> thj advertlitementpi <strong>of</strong> JesUR whirh<br />

hnvfi BtirvlVFil for twenty centuries and ore still the most potent<br />

Influence In the world,<br />

Ijet us begin by asking why he was go siiPceRsfiil In mastering<br />

public attention and why, In contrast, his churches nre less so?<br />

The nnawer Is tw<strong>of</strong>old. In tho first place he recognimd the basin<br />

principles that nil good advertising la news. Hew as never, trite or<br />

commonpln; lie had no routine. If thpre bad been newspapers<br />

in those days, no Pity editor could have said, **No need to visit<br />

hini today; he will be doing just what he did last Sunday," Report,<br />

nrs would hiivn followed him every filnglc hour, for it was ImpnH-<br />

slhl to prwllri what hp would pay or dni every nction and wnril<br />

w*re news, I repear, JOBIIH had nn routine. He was never trite nr<br />

rnmmonplnce.<br />

'Week: A Sens linker bft-Karrill CflmpAn?<br />

Your Health The Nut Bowl<br />

POLICE CHIEF JERNBB.<br />

JACK JERNEE is to continue as Ocean City's chief <strong>of</strong><br />

J police. ,<br />

, It has seldom been our pleasure to see a public servant<br />

accomplish more within .30 days than Chief Jernee has<br />

McompIiBhed since he was temporarily appointed to the<br />

port. He has put new life and zip into the department and<br />

nig won for it a legion <strong>of</strong> new friends, while earning for<br />

tha resort, a large amount <strong>of</strong> favorable publicity,<br />

H Chief Jernee continues as he has begun, let any fu-<br />

ture^politica] change try to root him ouU<strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong>fice, and^<br />

you'll hear a mighty roar <strong>of</strong> protest!<br />

„ THE BOOSTERS' PBbGRAM, . ,<br />

: 0 NE Qt the best proposals made by the Boosters is, in<br />

our opinion, the HOUSB <strong>of</strong> Friendship, The Boosters<br />

•uggest that the eenvention hall, at 6th st, and the Boarrt-<br />

^ W«lk, mostly idle now, be converted Into a headquarters<br />

||»r visitors, with booths, representing the principal cities<br />

ifjfcftMn which visitors come, equipped with home town news-<br />

^>:Mpen, Basy chairs and registration books,<br />

I:M,,; We are certain this would b« appreciated by the visi-<br />

^•*«J Md the reglBtration books would be • source <strong>of</strong> val-<br />

0 WyntopnatWuitor thepi in locating friends, • ,<br />

pSn^M:* «» ott«r valuable idsis to to exploit (irtw^<br />

fo «*«*«—.fn tM p»st by ottering prtaes for *« I^wt<br />

H|in%ms the staran. Piihing ii «*:{*.0a«n<br />

f^^EtJMit ^)kinr|»ints; Mfl moii^hpuid DI<br />

By Dr. John Joseph Galnes<br />

TOl'R PHTSItlAK.<br />

"Doctor, what's the matter<br />

with me?"<br />

"(.'an you cure it?"<br />

Thetie n riueRtidns make the<br />

"horns" <strong>of</strong> the dilemma In ev-<br />

I'ry cuse t rented or applylnf lor<br />

tieatnient. Botli qucBtions are<br />

uf the highest importance for<br />

tlie doelor and patient,<br />

A doctor may know exactly<br />

what the trntilile, is — be may<br />

be ihe best <strong>of</strong> diagnosticians--<br />

jet he niay lie sadly deficient<br />

in bis knowledge <strong>of</strong> the best<br />

remedies for the disease; so<br />

iiroud and deep is the science<br />

<strong>of</strong> medicine!<br />

1 believe Lhere are hundredM<br />

—tliousauds bt patients treated<br />

und cured —--when- the a«ino.<br />

sis was ubeuluteiy a mlHtulcen<br />

uue, Htiw? Well, the skillful<br />

doelor treated the important<br />

SYMPTOMS.<br />

The best doctor strive! lo be<br />

cruiiil to mi answer to both <strong>of</strong><br />

the queatioiis at lie bead <strong>of</strong><br />

(IIIH letter; happy the physician<br />

I hut fan, turthfully, answer<br />

Imtii.<br />

Suppose the doctor cannot ac-<br />

curately diagnose the ease —<br />

yet believes he has done HO;<br />

I'd trust that doctor anywhere.<br />

Why? Just because he known<br />

what remedy to apply for the<br />

symptoms,<br />

I would bo perfectly.-willing<br />

far u doctor to treat me who<br />

knows well the action <strong>of</strong> the<br />

medicine lie uses; lie knows the<br />

cause that will bring abaut the<br />

effect. A Bond physiologist Is a<br />

good doctor; the man who<br />

knows healthy life is quick to<br />

raeogniiiB any departure from<br />

II, Pliyslolosy is the science <strong>of</strong><br />

Hie.<br />

I am not so devilish particu-<br />

lar about a technical diagnoses;<br />

1 do not eari! how many red<br />

mils a man has, just HO I know<br />

lie is anaemic. Now laugh, if<br />

you wiiiit to!<br />

An Irishman was carefully<br />

whetting Ids knife, with an ear-<br />

nest look on his face, "What's<br />

the matter. Flannifnn? Are you<br />

lolng w commit suicide?" a<br />

friend inquired.<br />

"Vis," responded Flannlian,<br />

"but not on meself,"<br />

In the sprini a young man's<br />

fancy turns to thoughts the<br />

glrlfl have been hartoring all<br />

winter anyway.<br />

"Come on out oh the veran-<br />

da with me," tie younf swain<br />

Mid at the dancini party, "I<br />

think I hear a niibtenfale,"<br />

But It wasn't a nlghteniale —<br />

It was only a lark!<br />

They tell a story <strong>of</strong> two bro-<br />

thers who ran a small sawmill<br />

together. <strong>On</strong>e <strong>of</strong> them was con-<br />

verted at a religions meeting<br />

and urged the other to follow in<br />

hilt footsteps.<br />

"I know I ought to do It.<br />

Bill." the brother admitted, "but<br />

I don't see bow it Is possible."<br />

"Why not?" perilsted Bill,<br />

"Whafa to prevent you?"<br />

"Well, it'» this way, Bill,"<br />

returned the other, "there's got<br />

in he somebody In this firm 10<br />

grade the lumber,"<br />

"Where in the world have you<br />

been?"<br />

"Down nt the depot to see my<br />

wlfd <strong>of</strong>f,"<br />

"But how'd you get your<br />

handn so black'?"<br />

"Oh. frtrtr- pattinE 'ihtt engine,"<br />

And our Wen <strong>of</strong> winted oner-<br />

tty IB telliqg a story Jo n hnlii-<br />

liendetl man!<br />

"Little Oirl, why nrt ynu an<br />

inipiosted In iherc hirds?"<br />

"Well, I just leiirnail thnt<br />

there ain't no Santa rinus, nmi<br />

I'm out to invegtignte (he Btorli<br />

piopoaltidn,"<br />

. When a man breaks a date<br />

be UHunlly has to: when a wo-<br />

mnn lireakK a dnte she usually<br />

has two!<br />

"Come Mary and T will show<br />

you how to milk the cows," said<br />

Mary to her cily cousin.<br />

"Hadn't I better begin with<br />

a calf until 1 get more exper-<br />

ience," was the counter propo-<br />

sal,<br />

Lawyer! "And what did you<br />

say when you saw ihe automo-<br />

bile approach the railroad<br />

track?"<br />

Mike: "I Bald, 'That is a fine<br />

car, wasn't it?"<br />

"No, sir, My father never<br />

whinped me ia all his life,"<br />

"Too bad. Just another wreck<br />

caused by a misplaced switch."<br />

"What do you do for a liv-<br />

ing, Samho?"<br />

"OB, I'se de manager <strong>of</strong> a<br />

laundry,"<br />

'"Whnt!s the laundry's name?"<br />

"llissa Ann.'; ,<br />

Bvo; "I'm going to get a new<br />

dress,"<br />

Adnm! "That will be a re-<br />

leaf,"<br />

It is considered vulgar to<br />

chew gum but a married man<br />

haa to eiorcise his Jaws some<br />

•way!<br />

I little girl attending nn Epic-<br />

copal church for tho Ural time,<br />

was amused to see all kneel<br />

suddenly. She naked linr mother<br />

what, 'they' vferfl going to do. Her<br />

mother replied, "Hush, they're<br />

Rolne to say their prayem."<br />

"What, Wfth all their clothes<br />

on."<br />

HcrfHelln. "Henry, it we werd<br />

both free again, would you<br />

ohooBft me to be your lilt.le<br />

wife?"<br />

Henry: "Now, what do you<br />

want tn start a quarrel for, junt<br />

aw ftverything'fl Kotng .pleasant-<br />

Jolei "What's iht dlffereneB<br />

hBtw#on a street ear and a tux*<br />

T AlWT POS6I9LE FOP<br />

TO tWf<br />

AT THE<br />

TIME •••• ESPECVAUY IF<br />

TMIY KH0W ABetfT IT<br />

nMae: "I don't know."<br />

Joi#: "Thtn let's taki the<br />

street ctr."<br />

» "Have you bstn fool in e ar-<br />

ou»a wits the atock market<br />

atS<br />

'T w»« very serious -r- the<br />

stock market had all the: din."<br />

Arf you the com'<br />

tt<strong>of</strong>ntBa cherget 1<br />

: "H* eto'i my AHS-<br />

(kk«t H<br />

The Watch Towa<br />

Frank Parker Stock-<br />

bridge Looks Behind<br />

the Headlines.<br />

NATIONALISM , a klek.bMk<br />

A lot <strong>of</strong> ihe world's present<br />

troiibles are due to an excess <strong>of</strong><br />

Nationalistic pride. Every na.<br />

tion Is trying to be self-con-<br />

tained, and then grouching be-<br />

cause other nations won't trade<br />

with It,<br />

Every dollar we spend for<br />

foreign Bonds helps some other<br />

nation to buy our goods, 1 be-<br />

lieve in America first, but I<br />

Uo not believe in the stupid doc-<br />

trine which would prohibit me<br />

from buying somel liing I want-<br />

nd hecaiiBB It was made abroad.<br />

Nearly a hundred years ago"<br />

there was an agitation in this<br />

country similar to the "Buy<br />

American" movement <strong>of</strong> today.<br />

The purty which advocated non-<br />

intercourse with foreign eoun.<br />

tries • got the nlck-name <strong>of</strong><br />

"Know-iSolhiiijTs," Presently we<br />

will wake up again to the (ruth<br />

llml every obstacle id inlerna-<br />

lional trade hurts everybody<br />

concerned,<br />

• • •<br />

JKHS , , , , in flermany<br />

Jewish people all over the<br />

world are greatly disturbed over<br />

the policy <strong>of</strong> the new "Nassi"<br />

government <strong>of</strong> Germany, under<br />

the practical dictatorship <strong>of</strong><br />

Clmncollor Hitler, In boycotting<br />

' Jewish merchants, doctors, tea-<br />

chers and others.<br />

I talked the other day with an<br />

intelligent young German Jew<br />

who had been getting letters<br />

from home about the situation<br />

in Oerinnny, He was not at nil<br />

worried. His people bad written<br />

him that they were not being<br />

iifinoycid and that (he whale an-<br />

ll-JcwiBh agitation was directed<br />

ut u C'ominunlst element, main-<br />

ly composed <strong>of</strong> Jews,<br />

Another German, a non-Jew,<br />

Buld to me: "Hole in Amoricn,<br />

the Jews work like other peo-<br />

pie. In Germany a lot <strong>of</strong> them<br />

don't do anything but try to<br />

make trouble for the Govern-<br />

ment."<br />

But, <strong>of</strong> course, the German<br />

government has handled the<br />

Kiiuntlon stupidly, OH it always<br />

bandies any situutlon. More than<br />

a hundred years ago the great<br />

l'Vauuh historian, Gulzot, wrote:<br />

"There is something iu the Ger-<br />

man temperament which makes<br />

them utterly unable to tinder-<br />

Htnnd tlii> pnlni <strong>of</strong> view <strong>of</strong> oth-<br />

er peoples,"<br />

• * •<br />

)IA(III.M:S , , , eon't think<br />

When these hard times are<br />

over — and that won't be long<br />

now — we shall not go back-<br />

ward hut forward. And one<br />

thing we may look for Is more<br />

and more perfection <strong>of</strong> machines<br />

to do our work for us.<br />

When I was h. boy I used to<br />

admire the musculftrj develop-<br />

ment <strong>of</strong> the men' who worked<br />

in my uncle's machine shop. Not<br />

long iigo 1 visited the same<br />

plant, now tremendously chang-<br />

ed, und found one <strong>of</strong> those old<br />

timers still working.<br />

He was sitting In a rocking<br />

chair watching aii automatic<br />

machine do almost exactly the<br />

same sort <strong>of</strong> work lie used to<br />

do by iHind, only many times<br />

as rapidly and accurately. Ev-<br />

ery once in a while ae would<br />

mite a finished piece <strong>of</strong>f ilir<br />

machine and put a new block<br />

<strong>of</strong> inetul in Its place.<br />

"They say the machines will<br />

throw everybody out <strong>of</strong> woric,"<br />

he said, "hut I notice it still<br />

takes u human brain to tell tile<br />

machine when to stop and<br />

start," That is something peo-<br />

ple overlook. Nobody haR yet<br />

made a mnclilne that can think,<br />

and nobody ever will,<br />

a • •<br />

1 Kl,i:i-IIOM: . . another step<br />

Everybody who haK n tele-<br />

phone must have wished ror<br />

some hOit <strong>of</strong> nn attachment<br />

which would answer automati-<br />

cally when (lie subscriber is<br />

away.<br />

Word coains from Vienna<br />

that just such a device has been<br />

invented and is In use there.<br />

When one is going out <strong>of</strong><br />

telephone reach he seis the im-<br />

plement to the hour when lie<br />

expels to be back. Then, if a<br />

call conies through In his nb-<br />

, sence the caller hears n gong<br />

•ring io indicate the hour whan<br />

the person called will return.<br />

When ho returns lie finds a re-<br />

cord <strong>of</strong> all culls.<br />

It will be easy to develop<br />

that Idea Inio a phonograph re-<br />

cord which would say, "Mr,<br />

Smith has rone to Flmidti. hut<br />

will bo bin-1; nn the fifteenth.'<br />

or whatever other nicpsiipc It Is<br />

desired tn convey<br />

Something nf tlint sot I will<br />

coino sonic dny<br />

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TYI'DWIllTMIt . . lias birthday<br />

I have u vivid memory <strong>of</strong> th*<br />

dav when my mother received<br />

a letter from her younger bro-<br />

ther In Uuffnlo. with the words<br />

printed instead <strong>of</strong> written with<br />

a pen. He said: "This letter Ii<br />

written on a new kind <strong>of</strong> ma-<br />

chine we have got- in Ihe <strong>of</strong>fice,<br />

called u typewriter."<br />

That wiifl iilmopt pl*!y years<br />

«KO, about 187G. I should sny,<br />

The typewriter was. only three<br />

or four vears old then, for the<br />

sixtieth nnniverERry <strong>of</strong> its In<br />

ventlon byi Christopher SlioleR<br />

has Just been celebrated.<br />

There wns quite n celebration<br />

organized by the Young Wo-<br />

men's Christian Association. The<br />

tvpewilter, tboj held, had em-<br />

anclrnlcd women by making Ir<br />

possible for th«m to woric In<br />

<strong>of</strong>fices. 1 don't think that Is<br />

RonniJ reasoning. Hardly any-<br />

body but. mon used typewriter*<br />

for at least twcntT years after<br />

tho machine was Invented.<br />

i"ho rush <strong>of</strong> wrani Into huni-<br />

neSB began tp the early 1890'e,<br />

after ib> telephone pwole had<br />

hroiten down th» barrlerB thai;<br />

kept women ont <strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong>flceB.<br />

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