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p«<br />
taw<br />
Avenue<br />
City, N. J.<br />
TlVplSaSciIba tourney Jjondir<br />
•ajf? School pnsUmlnarlOB' ami<br />
aumbloniihlp matcJieB are scher<br />
ijuled to bb played during tho<br />
Cprrjitift week, under, ihe direction<br />
nf lOarl Sharp, who. las ebarge<br />
JBT" tie"(Jwan City diitriett<br />
Half Soles «nd HttU<br />
Men's $11.00<br />
Women's 75c<br />
BDtiNATO<br />
922 ASBURY AVENUE<br />
We Alter Shoe. - - rlsMiw<br />
(||p|it SAL E<br />
i^GALOW — $3750<br />
bungijow, ^hich is completely furnished, is<br />
" oceanwwd <strong>of</strong> Atlantic Av. It contains three<br />
ns, iiinUBfork made • by local per-<br />
ions i« at the Atlantic, shnrm<br />
Hospital this week, it wag iloniited<br />
to tile hospital by Mrs, Ernem<br />
H, Oplinier 1 , <strong>of</strong> the Ocean rnurt<br />
ApnrtmentH, Oeeau' City,<br />
It Is n hanil-madB bed spread,<br />
containing oye« 6,000 individiinl<br />
pieces, all round, and sewed to-<br />
Wlher to form perfect squares,<br />
rho sauares are Tormeil by rows<br />
<strong>of</strong> preen plnces, which also make<br />
up the border.<br />
Mrs. Oplinmrf made most <strong>of</strong> the<br />
jread herself, but wa« nided in<br />
the gigantic task by a few friends<br />
Slip Is Ihe mother <strong>of</strong> Mrsi H<br />
Rostin Whitp. wife <strong>of</strong> Dr. While,<br />
chief <strong>of</strong> staff at the hospila!<br />
The spread will n* exhibited al<br />
|he hrfiipital, and later at Tarioys<br />
places in Some Point and Ocean<br />
fily. It rater will he sold, ths<br />
proceedii I., lie uml lo irfjncfii<br />
he h<strong>of</strong>lpllal.<br />
Ever bear <strong>of</strong> HOrseboat<br />
Creek? Slost newcomorg to this<br />
section, upon 'Hearing it, think<br />
it Is a corruption <strong>of</strong> "house-<br />
boat" creeli. Hut. it isn't.<br />
The creek, which lies between<br />
Patcong ureek and job's P<strong>of</strong>nt,<br />
got Its name in tie old aiaje<br />
days, <strong>of</strong> 100 and more<br />
ajo, before the days o<br />
"horseless tMrriage" and<br />
horses,"<br />
In tliosp days ii was<br />
or three dhj trip frem<br />
delphia to the seashore.<br />
I'H 10 Hfllilville, Silm>;r?<br />
unii Bwslej's Poini. *si<br />
m lo i'sipe Mas aa«l •'j.v<br />
Court 1 louse.<br />
The stage line ns. trim,<br />
nilelphiu atroiis ft j-_!i, }ir-<br />
MlIVS iJllldina, .il-s ^jj"«:<br />
years<br />
the<br />
I'hil<br />
lo B«sh 1 .v<br />
1 ii - iIK<br />
The jts<br />
^ ltH\i B<br />
Milk<br />
IN*<br />
Fur Imsl nse. never apply nny-<br />
titit a ropulnble, marine fin<br />
Ordinary houno pnlnta , nre<br />
iiilaWf, The cunt mny bo u<br />
HWJW but It reprcsimtii true<br />
Tour own Inbdr or l<br />
|\iy tor roprepenln Iho<br />
n ivttntlng a boat — or<br />
ittt-f. lieiil niarino paint<br />
VJIMI will look well.,for<br />
Jill 'VMM<br />
'VMr!i !|i<br />
! mi<br />
fi/dh<br />
'llliildi<br />
IIH.IUi.<br />
i<br />
tin i<br />
/ii i<br />
i<br />
hi<br />
use good hriisli<strong>of</strong>l<br />
i iud alao only<br />
r«ii nr cans. Like.<br />
XIHI open ii can <strong>of</strong><br />
ii m ihiirouf.lily<br />
* tllilri] crintf'Ilti:<br />
^vr con^isteMi^y he-<br />
I II llflll. l,0t OV.<br />
IJ 0 In lore you Bp-<br />
i f<br />
h'lliiliLU<br />
Il*(ll, 1<br />
.V<br />
noiili siilp <strong>of</strong> Mzji<br />
pr to Si-uilv IW,<br />
liroilgllt ni'K-fp*^^<br />
and its r^nd-y^^L:<br />
great wen', J^IA<br />
enough i" if.'.--';<br />
nnd who ,v ('j ;>;*<br />
body could ia "i>i<br />
know), Inotfli ,'if<br />
enining ni : h~ 4-3.2<br />
was UD ev*i ^s,i<br />
\' I'I «i •". it's work, hill<br />
i * h in i in viiJions <strong>of</strong><br />
Hn i i In 1 snort MiiiCH<br />
fSwd Scout News<br />
A meeting <strong>of</strong> the<br />
•t> 1, under thp<br />
Robert Uckej',<br />
m. in the social<br />
v 'i\ti>rian chiirch.<br />
. troop are ask.<br />
5Ee¥tUnfH.2i3g p. m,—lit ind tic<br />
B¥»i, Two Shawl Stirling fS|| •<br />
Ctu&m Botki al IMHJ fitkH, KUII Heliin, i.Wf<br />
Frl, Slid S«l., April il.ll —<br />
"GABRIEL<br />
OVER THE '<br />
WHITE HOUSE"<br />
wild<br />
WALTER illOTON<br />
Kirfn Msrl?r . FrAhfligt Tsiif<br />
— Ainu —<br />
llnK flrailby VamtA?<br />
Wei ind Thur... April 16-27 _<br />
ROI.ANI) VOI'\r iiic i.<br />
Whin<br />
HuulliiM<br />
II II t<br />
ll.ir <<br />
mil IT i<br />
Hospital Benefit<br />
At the Golf Club<br />
KB 1L nriBprs, Jr,<br />
:\ ::i!nd ihnt iwti nr oven<br />
iU. ''Vf-n wrll tifii^hrci out<br />
jniiii nip iifHt. A Iliirk<br />
II i'Mik nil rlRln for a<br />
.h. tiiti i-: nliunm purp in<br />
i!p i,r hli.»lpr in a brief<br />
! ii: •• n « ui old mill<br />
Mint, accumulation nf<br />
f iTmnve In (lie<br />
l.'iriiina with a<br />
h. nr iry imc nf the! pf.<br />
CLARKE BROS,<br />
MACHINE SHOP<br />
Marine Repairs<br />
SIS Ittr ATR,<br />
xootmr<br />
Today"* most vivid<br />
from WoshiDEton form<br />
subject matter <strong>of</strong> "Cab-<br />
Mrs<br />
u. . t.t<br />
•"•jrr V. nooiiar. Mrs. Willian<br />
iifarafleW, Mrs. Ear! R, Rtae<br />
iUrs, RsnnnEj B. In^er»all. Sirs<br />
_ jHjnrr C. Seimxai/. Mrs. L*ww _<br />
headline,, Maibias, H.-i. FFmiwis Steelinao.<br />
the en-1 *"•• jniomaj r««s. Un, Alexan<br />
._. „ w«^,- Saturn, .Mr*. Clarence<br />
Orer the White Home." h i«"- Harrr Headlw, Mrs.<br />
jids fair to be «ne <strong>of</strong> ihe ir«at-! u MooaslBn. Jr, t,T Mrs nrr-<br />
\em Benniions in H-reen hUtorr.i •*" rini«<br />
$|.95 and fO-95<br />
Stunning s<br />
SUITS and COATS<br />
lg.95 Up<br />
SMART,MILUNERY - ?1.00 and $1.95<br />
— IU O1R<br />
Featuring Our New<br />
BONAT PERMANENT WAVE<br />
OCEAK C:iTT 8CB1P AfCF.PTF.II<br />
STYLE DRESS SHOPPE<br />
815 Atbury Avc, Ocean City Phone 129W<br />
AWNINGS<br />
Take action' now for<br />
snmmer comfort. Se-<br />
lect awnings which<br />
will protect wall pa-<br />
per, nigs and expen-<br />
sive decorations from<br />
the ray* <strong>of</strong> a hot<br />
Hammer sun. Then too<br />
—the home with kwn-<br />
lhgs is the codleit<br />
home. Select your<br />
awrJn^f from our va-<br />
riety <strong>of</strong> pleasing col-<br />
or combinations.<br />
*•<br />
f*iW<br />
FMtbn- Light I'astrlrs<br />
With Your Illnnw w to<br />
Take Home<br />
Johnstone's<br />
Cafe<br />
Mi ASBURY AVENUE<br />
Oppsiile City Had<br />
Tarty Pastry<br />
SAVE<br />
Between Atlantic City, Ocean Gti^<br />
All Parts <strong>of</strong> Cipe May i^!ffij,0<br />
Ocean City-Longport BriJ<br />
4 TICKETS — 50c<br />
Good Until Used Ocean City Scrip:<br />
SEAFC<br />
Dili MwH nt the New llrliliro<br />
First <strong>of</strong> the Catch<br />
CAPE MAY MACKEREL<br />
Pounds P<br />
DELAWARE BAY SHAD .<br />
BUCKS 2Q C ROE QQc<br />
FH0HE 1S00 u m<br />
Get from 7% to 36/<br />
Miore<br />
TEMPER<strong>ED</strong> RUBBi<br />
Apparent similarity <strong>of</strong> price, ilia,<br />
ifcapa and jams opinion t to the con-<br />
trary—tire* are not all alike. Decld-<br />
d t I S<br />
U.S.TIRES AT THE 10WEST PRICES IN HIS<br />
tdh/nrtlSem.ruiimuihfarth.Vihart W V E "* TODAY<br />
oHMn-frfhr bernr valu., mar* for<br />
2f«irfr»B«yiAndwiWOWSt,l«- Aftfi 91<br />
4 MUMpwfyHlitthpihoihMnmoita<br />
W " £ l<br />
by"WS,"or hir fh«n by Indian-<br />
dent invMHgaton prevw eonclu-<br />
. thily *«US,nfw gtw from 7S<br />
, to 36* aSlTB milmgB at no jsjrg<br />
cort.Thui, the vary Isail you tov» IR<br />
buying o U.S. Ttre it wall<br />
6<br />
4.75 - 19 -<br />
8J5-i8--<br />
8.B0 -19 - -<br />
^pi t t E f f i Ep B U|.<br />
' Bffi gnd thow you the actual tire* theM Mm low<br />
PALMER TIRE SERVK<br />
24-Hour Service<br />
H19 Asbury Aveoue<br />
p<br />
CHEVROLET COMPANY<br />
Ocean City Sentinel-Ledger<br />
CitJ ScnttMl.<br />
g<br />
lUl'l OCMH OJtr I*d».r. Eil.bllitifJ 1111 g<br />
nr ConiollJ.imi ii|«<br />
jjj, 0^" Nntlnil-Ltdnr, ConiollJ.imi m«<br />
•• 0»»» clw N«fi, UtibliAed 1925: l«itifwi*Mitf.N«nl OonulidaM 1921<br />
'•' Fnlfrwl «• Second-dun Matter it IliB Pant O(tl« it <strong>On</strong>g CEtr, N, 1,,<br />
?•;• W" 1 ** under Art <strong>of</strong> Hiinil i, llig<br />
I<br />
I nl tvtry Friday I»» 8VRriation to'these Sunday afternoon gatherings,<br />
Bicyelei are coming back in ityle, and eferyhndy'g try.<br />
hi to IN how mueh mileage they can get !» the gallon—<strong>of</strong><br />
Perspiration.<br />
'jilrit' EXECtTIVE"<br />
A "MAN¥.SroiP" HAH.<br />
JOBUB wag, lit we my, "many aided,' 1 and every man Bees the nlrte<br />
<strong>of</strong> Ills nature which appeals moat to bimself.<br />
The doctor thinks at the great pliyfllclan whnge touch never fall-<br />
cil, who by Borne mystery preceded modern Bclenee In I(B still ini-<br />
perfect, knowledge <strong>of</strong> the relation <strong>of</strong> the spirit to health. The prea-<br />
cher Bludlen the Sermon on the Mount and marvelfi that trnilin go<br />
Iir<strong>of</strong>niind shduld he expreised lp words so clear and simple, TUn<br />
niltnidr remtmberii only that he denounced the rich; and Ihe com-<br />
iniinlHt that his disciples carried a common purse. Lawyers have<br />
written In praise <strong>of</strong> his pleading at his trial; and the literary «rl-<br />
ilfB nf every nge have oheerTuliy acknowledged his mailery,<br />
I am not a doctor, or lawyer or critic bui an advertising man.<br />
As a proressiun advertising in young; as ,i force it Is a« old as (he<br />
wnrld. The first four words ever littered, "Let there lie light," con-<br />
Hlliille Its charter. All Nature is.vibrant with it Impiilne. TIIB lirll-<br />
llont plumnfo <strong>of</strong> the bird la color aitveriialng niUlie.Hiied io the eni-<br />
ntlnns <strong>of</strong> Us mate. Plants deck themselves with blossoms, not far<br />
Imiuty only, hut in nttrnct the patronnge <strong>of</strong> the bee and so liy<br />
HprenilinH pollen on Its wings, lo Insure the perpetiinlldn nf lliplr<br />
hind, The B|iadoiiB firmament on high,<br />
And nil the blue ethereal sky,<br />
And spangled Heavens a RhlnlnB frame,<br />
Their Brent Original proclaim.<br />
It lias been remarked (hat "no astronomer cmi he an nlhelBl,"<br />
which is on%- another way <strong>of</strong> Baying that no man Ban look up nt<br />
tlin first and greatest elertrlft sign—the evening Rtiirs—nnd rnfiine<br />
In believe its message: "There is a rousts: A Ood," 1 propose In<br />
the next few articles tn speak <strong>of</strong> thj advertlitementpi <strong>of</strong> JesUR whirh<br />
hnvfi BtirvlVFil for twenty centuries and ore still the most potent<br />
Influence In the world,<br />
Ijet us begin by asking why he was go siiPceRsfiil In mastering<br />
public attention and why, In contrast, his churches nre less so?<br />
The nnawer Is tw<strong>of</strong>old. In tho first place he recognimd the basin<br />
principles that nil good advertising la news. Hew as never, trite or<br />
commonpln; lie had no routine. If thpre bad been newspapers<br />
in those days, no Pity editor could have said, **No need to visit<br />
hini today; he will be doing just what he did last Sunday," Report,<br />
nrs would hiivn followed him every filnglc hour, for it was ImpnH-<br />
slhl to prwllri what hp would pay or dni every nction and wnril<br />
w*re news, I repear, JOBIIH had nn routine. He was never trite nr<br />
rnmmonplnce.<br />
'Week: A Sens linker bft-Karrill CflmpAn?<br />
Your Health The Nut Bowl<br />
POLICE CHIEF JERNBB.<br />
JACK JERNEE is to continue as Ocean City's chief <strong>of</strong><br />
J police. ,<br />
, It has seldom been our pleasure to see a public servant<br />
accomplish more within .30 days than Chief Jernee has<br />
McompIiBhed since he was temporarily appointed to the<br />
port. He has put new life and zip into the department and<br />
nig won for it a legion <strong>of</strong> new friends, while earning for<br />
tha resort, a large amount <strong>of</strong> favorable publicity,<br />
H Chief Jernee continues as he has begun, let any fu-<br />
ture^politica] change try to root him ouU<strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong>fice, and^<br />
you'll hear a mighty roar <strong>of</strong> protest!<br />
„ THE BOOSTERS' PBbGRAM, . ,<br />
: 0 NE Qt the best proposals made by the Boosters is, in<br />
our opinion, the HOUSB <strong>of</strong> Friendship, The Boosters<br />
•uggest that the eenvention hall, at 6th st, and the Boarrt-<br />
^ W«lk, mostly idle now, be converted Into a headquarters<br />
||»r visitors, with booths, representing the principal cities<br />
ifjfcftMn which visitors come, equipped with home town news-<br />
^>:Mpen, Basy chairs and registration books,<br />
I:M,,; We are certain this would b« appreciated by the visi-<br />
^•*«J Md the reglBtration books would be • source <strong>of</strong> val-<br />
0 WyntopnatWuitor thepi in locating friends, • ,<br />
pSn^M:* «» ott«r valuable idsis to to exploit (irtw^<br />
fo «*«*«—.fn tM p»st by ottering prtaes for *« I^wt<br />
H|in%ms the staran. Piihing ii «*:{*.0a«n<br />
f^^EtJMit ^)kinr|»ints; Mfl moii^hpuid DI<br />
By Dr. John Joseph Galnes<br />
TOl'R PHTSItlAK.<br />
"Doctor, what's the matter<br />
with me?"<br />
"(.'an you cure it?"<br />
Thetie n riueRtidns make the<br />
"horns" <strong>of</strong> the dilemma In ev-<br />
I'ry cuse t rented or applylnf lor<br />
tieatnient. Botli qucBtions are<br />
uf the highest importance for<br />
tlie doelor and patient,<br />
A doctor may know exactly<br />
what the trntilile, is — be may<br />
be ihe best <strong>of</strong> diagnosticians--<br />
jet he niay lie sadly deficient<br />
in bis knowledge <strong>of</strong> the best<br />
remedies for the disease; so<br />
iiroud and deep is the science<br />
<strong>of</strong> medicine!<br />
1 believe Lhere are hundredM<br />
—tliousauds bt patients treated<br />
und cured —--when- the a«ino.<br />
sis was ubeuluteiy a mlHtulcen<br />
uue, Htiw? Well, the skillful<br />
doelor treated the important<br />
SYMPTOMS.<br />
The best doctor strive! lo be<br />
cruiiil to mi answer to both <strong>of</strong><br />
the queatioiis at lie bead <strong>of</strong><br />
(IIIH letter; happy the physician<br />
I hut fan, turthfully, answer<br />
Imtii.<br />
Suppose the doctor cannot ac-<br />
curately diagnose the ease —<br />
yet believes he has done HO;<br />
I'd trust that doctor anywhere.<br />
Why? Just because he known<br />
what remedy to apply for the<br />
symptoms,<br />
I would bo perfectly.-willing<br />
far u doctor to treat me who<br />
knows well the action <strong>of</strong> the<br />
medicine lie uses; lie knows the<br />
cause that will bring abaut the<br />
effect. A Bond physiologist Is a<br />
good doctor; the man who<br />
knows healthy life is quick to<br />
raeogniiiB any departure from<br />
II, Pliyslolosy is the science <strong>of</strong><br />
Hie.<br />
I am not so devilish particu-<br />
lar about a technical diagnoses;<br />
1 do not eari! how many red<br />
mils a man has, just HO I know<br />
lie is anaemic. Now laugh, if<br />
you wiiiit to!<br />
An Irishman was carefully<br />
whetting Ids knife, with an ear-<br />
nest look on his face, "What's<br />
the matter. Flannifnn? Are you<br />
lolng w commit suicide?" a<br />
friend inquired.<br />
"Vis," responded Flannlian,<br />
"but not on meself,"<br />
In the sprini a young man's<br />
fancy turns to thoughts the<br />
glrlfl have been hartoring all<br />
winter anyway.<br />
"Come on out oh the veran-<br />
da with me," tie younf swain<br />
Mid at the dancini party, "I<br />
think I hear a niibtenfale,"<br />
But It wasn't a nlghteniale —<br />
It was only a lark!<br />
They tell a story <strong>of</strong> two bro-<br />
thers who ran a small sawmill<br />
together. <strong>On</strong>e <strong>of</strong> them was con-<br />
verted at a religions meeting<br />
and urged the other to follow in<br />
hilt footsteps.<br />
"I know I ought to do It.<br />
Bill." the brother admitted, "but<br />
I don't see bow it Is possible."<br />
"Why not?" perilsted Bill,<br />
"Whafa to prevent you?"<br />
"Well, it'» this way, Bill,"<br />
returned the other, "there's got<br />
in he somebody In this firm 10<br />
grade the lumber,"<br />
"Where in the world have you<br />
been?"<br />
"Down nt the depot to see my<br />
wlfd <strong>of</strong>f,"<br />
"But how'd you get your<br />
handn so black'?"<br />
"Oh. frtrtr- pattinE 'ihtt engine,"<br />
And our Wen <strong>of</strong> winted oner-<br />
tty IB telliqg a story Jo n hnlii-<br />
liendetl man!<br />
"Little Oirl, why nrt ynu an<br />
inipiosted In iherc hirds?"<br />
"Well, I just leiirnail thnt<br />
there ain't no Santa rinus, nmi<br />
I'm out to invegtignte (he Btorli<br />
piopoaltidn,"<br />
. When a man breaks a date<br />
be UHunlly has to: when a wo-<br />
mnn lireakK a dnte she usually<br />
has two!<br />
"Come Mary and T will show<br />
you how to milk the cows," said<br />
Mary to her cily cousin.<br />
"Hadn't I better begin with<br />
a calf until 1 get more exper-<br />
ience," was the counter propo-<br />
sal,<br />
Lawyer! "And what did you<br />
say when you saw ihe automo-<br />
bile approach the railroad<br />
track?"<br />
Mike: "I Bald, 'That is a fine<br />
car, wasn't it?"<br />
"No, sir, My father never<br />
whinped me ia all his life,"<br />
"Too bad. Just another wreck<br />
caused by a misplaced switch."<br />
"What do you do for a liv-<br />
ing, Samho?"<br />
"OB, I'se de manager <strong>of</strong> a<br />
laundry,"<br />
'"Whnt!s the laundry's name?"<br />
"llissa Ann.'; ,<br />
Bvo; "I'm going to get a new<br />
dress,"<br />
Adnm! "That will be a re-<br />
leaf,"<br />
It is considered vulgar to<br />
chew gum but a married man<br />
haa to eiorcise his Jaws some<br />
•way!<br />
I little girl attending nn Epic-<br />
copal church for tho Ural time,<br />
was amused to see all kneel<br />
suddenly. She naked linr mother<br />
what, 'they' vferfl going to do. Her<br />
mother replied, "Hush, they're<br />
Rolne to say their prayem."<br />
"What, Wfth all their clothes<br />
on."<br />
HcrfHelln. "Henry, it we werd<br />
both free again, would you<br />
ohooBft me to be your lilt.le<br />
wife?"<br />
Henry: "Now, what do you<br />
want tn start a quarrel for, junt<br />
aw ftverything'fl Kotng .pleasant-<br />
Jolei "What's iht dlffereneB<br />
hBtw#on a street ear and a tux*<br />
T AlWT POS6I9LE FOP<br />
TO tWf<br />
AT THE<br />
TIME •••• ESPECVAUY IF<br />
TMIY KH0W ABetfT IT<br />
nMae: "I don't know."<br />
Joi#: "Thtn let's taki the<br />
street ctr."<br />
» "Have you bstn fool in e ar-<br />
ou»a wits the atock market<br />
atS<br />
'T w»« very serious -r- the<br />
stock market had all the: din."<br />
Arf you the com'<br />
tt<strong>of</strong>ntBa cherget 1<br />
: "H* eto'i my AHS-<br />
(kk«t H<br />
The Watch Towa<br />
Frank Parker Stock-<br />
bridge Looks Behind<br />
the Headlines.<br />
NATIONALISM , a klek.bMk<br />
A lot <strong>of</strong> ihe world's present<br />
troiibles are due to an excess <strong>of</strong><br />
Nationalistic pride. Every na.<br />
tion Is trying to be self-con-<br />
tained, and then grouching be-<br />
cause other nations won't trade<br />
with It,<br />
Every dollar we spend for<br />
foreign Bonds helps some other<br />
nation to buy our goods, 1 be-<br />
lieve in America first, but I<br />
Uo not believe in the stupid doc-<br />
trine which would prohibit me<br />
from buying somel liing I want-<br />
nd hecaiiBB It was made abroad.<br />
Nearly a hundred years ago"<br />
there was an agitation in this<br />
country similar to the "Buy<br />
American" movement <strong>of</strong> today.<br />
The purty which advocated non-<br />
intercourse with foreign eoun.<br />
tries • got the nlck-name <strong>of</strong><br />
"Know-iSolhiiijTs," Presently we<br />
will wake up again to the (ruth<br />
llml every obstacle id inlerna-<br />
lional trade hurts everybody<br />
concerned,<br />
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JKHS , , , , in flermany<br />
Jewish people all over the<br />
world are greatly disturbed over<br />
the policy <strong>of</strong> the new "Nassi"<br />
government <strong>of</strong> Germany, under<br />
the practical dictatorship <strong>of</strong><br />
Clmncollor Hitler, In boycotting<br />
' Jewish merchants, doctors, tea-<br />
chers and others.<br />
I talked the other day with an<br />
intelligent young German Jew<br />
who had been getting letters<br />
from home about the situation<br />
in Oerinnny, He was not at nil<br />
worried. His people bad written<br />
him that they were not being<br />
iifinoycid and that (he whale an-<br />
ll-JcwiBh agitation was directed<br />
ut u C'ominunlst element, main-<br />
ly composed <strong>of</strong> Jews,<br />
Another German, a non-Jew,<br />
Buld to me: "Hole in Amoricn,<br />
the Jews work like other peo-<br />
pie. In Germany a lot <strong>of</strong> them<br />
don't do anything but try to<br />
make trouble for the Govern-<br />
ment."<br />
But, <strong>of</strong> course, the German<br />
government has handled the<br />
Kiiuntlon stupidly, OH it always<br />
bandies any situutlon. More than<br />
a hundred years ago the great<br />
l'Vauuh historian, Gulzot, wrote:<br />
"There is something iu the Ger-<br />
man temperament which makes<br />
them utterly unable to tinder-<br />
Htnnd tlii> pnlni <strong>of</strong> view <strong>of</strong> oth-<br />
er peoples,"<br />
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)IA(III.M:S , , , eon't think<br />
When these hard times are<br />
over — and that won't be long<br />
now — we shall not go back-<br />
ward hut forward. And one<br />
thing we may look for Is more<br />
and more perfection <strong>of</strong> machines<br />
to do our work for us.<br />
When I was h. boy I used to<br />
admire the musculftrj develop-<br />
ment <strong>of</strong> the men' who worked<br />
in my uncle's machine shop. Not<br />
long iigo 1 visited the same<br />
plant, now tremendously chang-<br />
ed, und found one <strong>of</strong> those old<br />
timers still working.<br />
He was sitting In a rocking<br />
chair watching aii automatic<br />
machine do almost exactly the<br />
same sort <strong>of</strong> work lie used to<br />
do by iHind, only many times<br />
as rapidly and accurately. Ev-<br />
ery once in a while ae would<br />
mite a finished piece <strong>of</strong>f ilir<br />
machine and put a new block<br />
<strong>of</strong> inetul in Its place.<br />
"They say the machines will<br />
throw everybody out <strong>of</strong> woric,"<br />
he said, "hut I notice it still<br />
takes u human brain to tell tile<br />
machine when to stop and<br />
start," That is something peo-<br />
ple overlook. Nobody haR yet<br />
made a mnclilne that can think,<br />
and nobody ever will,<br />
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1 Kl,i:i-IIOM: . . another step<br />
Everybody who haK n tele-<br />
phone must have wished ror<br />
some hOit <strong>of</strong> nn attachment<br />
which would answer automati-<br />
cally when (lie subscriber is<br />
away.<br />
Word coains from Vienna<br />
that just such a device has been<br />
invented and is In use there.<br />
When one is going out <strong>of</strong><br />
telephone reach he seis the im-<br />
plement to the hour when lie<br />
expels to be back. Then, if a<br />
call conies through In his nb-<br />
, sence the caller hears n gong<br />
•ring io indicate the hour whan<br />
the person called will return.<br />
When ho returns lie finds a re-<br />
cord <strong>of</strong> all culls.<br />
It will be easy to develop<br />
that Idea Inio a phonograph re-<br />
cord which would say, "Mr,<br />
Smith has rone to Flmidti. hut<br />
will bo bin-1; nn the fifteenth.'<br />
or whatever other nicpsiipc It Is<br />
desired tn convey<br />
Something nf tlint sot I will<br />
coino sonic dny<br />
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TYI'DWIllTMIt . . lias birthday<br />
I have u vivid memory <strong>of</strong> th*<br />
dav when my mother received<br />
a letter from her younger bro-<br />
ther In Uuffnlo. with the words<br />
printed instead <strong>of</strong> written with<br />
a pen. He said: "This letter Ii<br />
written on a new kind <strong>of</strong> ma-<br />
chine we have got- in Ihe <strong>of</strong>fice,<br />
called u typewriter."<br />
That wiifl iilmopt pl*!y years<br />
«KO, about 187G. I should sny,<br />
The typewriter was. only three<br />
or four vears old then, for the<br />
sixtieth nnniverERry <strong>of</strong> its In<br />
ventlon byi Christopher SlioleR<br />
has Just been celebrated.<br />
There wns quite n celebration<br />
organized by the Young Wo-<br />
men's Christian Association. The<br />
tvpewilter, tboj held, had em-<br />
anclrnlcd women by making Ir<br />
possible for th«m to woric In<br />
<strong>of</strong>fices. 1 don't think that Is<br />
RonniJ reasoning. Hardly any-<br />
body but. mon used typewriter*<br />
for at least twcntT years after<br />
tho machine was Invented.<br />
i"ho rush <strong>of</strong> wrani Into huni-<br />
neSB began tp the early 1890'e,<br />
after ib> telephone pwole had<br />
hroiten down th» barrlerB thai;<br />
kept women ont <strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong>flceB.<br />
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