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MONDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 14 COM FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 2/KATU 2 2 All My Children (N) (cc) (TV14) One Life to Live (N) (cc) (TVPG) General Hospital (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (N) (cc) (TVPG) KATU News First at Four (N) (cc) KATU News at 5 (N) (cc) ABC World News 6/KOIN 6 6 KOIN Local 6 at Noon (N) (cc) The Bold and the The Talk (cc) (TV14) Beautiful (N) Family Feud (cc) (TVPG) The Insider (N) (cc) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (cc) (TVPG) Studio 6 KOIN Local 6 at 5 KOIN Local 6 at (N) (cc) 5:30 (N) (cc) 8/KGW 8 8 Newschannel 8 at Paid Noon (N) Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (TVPG) Paid Days of our Lives (N) (cc) (TV14) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (cc) (TVG) The Oprah Winfrey Show (cc) (TVPG) Newschannel 8 at NBC Nightly News 5PM (N) (N) (TVG) 10/KOPB 10 Paint This With 10 Jerry Yarnell In Julia’s Kitchen Charlie Rose (N) (cc) Barney & Friends Bob the Builder (TVY) (TVY) Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot Arthur (cc) (TVY) WordGirl (cc) (TVY7) Wild Kratts (cc) (TVY) The Electric Com- Fetch! With Ruff pany (N) Ruffman (TVY) 12/KPTV 12 Perry Mason The Case of the 12 Bogus Buccaneer. (cc) (TVPG) Rachael Ray (cc) (TVPG) The Doctors (cc) (TVPG) Judge Judy (N) (cc) (TVPG) Judge Judy (cc) (TVPG) 4 O’Clock News (N) 5 O’Clock News (N) 22/KPXG 5 5 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Ghost Whisperer Dollhouse full of Ghost Whisperer Melinda gives ghosts in need. (cc) (TVPG) birth to a son. (cc) (TV14) Ghost Whisperer See No Evil. Threatening e-mail chain. (TVPG) The 700 Club (cc) (TVPG) 24/KNMT 20 20 John Hagee This Is Your Day Today (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Spring Praise-A-Thon Kirk Cameron (cc) Live From Holy Land Behind the Scenes (cc) Mark Chironna (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 Jerry Springer Woman confronts Maury (cc) (TV14) boyfriend’s other lover. (TV14) The Wendy Williams Show (cc) (TVPG) The Tyra Show African American women’s hair. (cc) (TVPG) Friends (cc) (TVPG) That ’70s Show (cc) (TVPG) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) 49/KPDX 13 The People’s Court A car-crash 13 catastrophe. (cc) (TVPG) Judge Mathis An unpaid bail bond. (cc) (TVPG) Judge Joe Brown Judge Joe Brown Cops Bad Girls (TVPG) (TVPG) No. 12. (TVPG) Cops (cc) (TV14) America’s Funniest Home Videos Animal mishaps. (cc) (TVPG) New Adv./Old Christine New Adv./Old Christine A&E The First 48 A man is found mur- The First 48 A homeless man is 52 181 dered next to his car. (TV14) murdered. (cc) (TVPG) The Sopranos Tony finds refuge at stables. (cc) (TVMA) Breakout Kings A criminal who has kidnapped women. (TV14) Criminal Minds A dead killer is linked to new murders. (TV14) Dog the Bounty Hunter Family Business. A goodwill trip. (TVPG) AMC 11:30 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ★★★ (‘00) Chow Yun-Fat. A The Abyss ★★★ (‘89) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:51) 71 231 masked thief steals a retiring warrior’s fabled sword. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) AP Animal Cops Houston A pack of 43 130 dogs are rescued. (cc) (TVPG) Animal Cops Houston Insulin Injec- Miami Animal Police Buddy Beats tion. (cc) (TVPG) the Odds. (cc) (TVPG) Miami Animal Police Gators Galore. (cc) (TVPG) Miami Animal Police Agriculturalpatrol officers. (cc) (TVPG) Miami Animal Police Hoarder Raid. (cc) (TVPG) BET Everybody Hates Everybody Hates Livin’ for Love: The Natalie Cole Story ★★ (‘00) Natalie Cole. Based on The Game (cc) 56 270 Chris Chris the singer’s own account of her life and career. ‘TV14’ (TV14) The Game (cc) (TV14) The Game (cc) (TV14) The Game (cc) (TV14) Everybody Hates Everybody Hates Chris Chris CNN Newsroom (N) 44 100 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) COM Dumb and Dumb- 60 190 erer (Cont’d) Comedy Central Daily Show/Jon Presents (TV14) Stewart The Colbert Report (TVPG) Strangers With Candy ★★ (‘05) Amy Sedaris, Deborah Rush. Jerri Blank, a 47-year-old ex-con, enrolls in high school. ‘R’ (cc) (1:37) CSN 10:00 Softy (Cont’d) 37 77 Paid Paid Paid Paid The FAN Onion Sports- Dome (TV14) Futurama (cc) (TVPG) South Park Fat Camp. (TV14) DISC 7 Biker Build-Off Matt Hotch vs. 120 Roger Goldammer. (cc) (TVPG) American Chopper Building a bike American Chopper Senior vs. onstage. (cc) (TVPG) Junior 1. (cc) (TVPG) American Chopper Senior vs. Junior American Chopper Mikey Special. 2. Production bike. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) MythBusters (cc) Cash Cab (cc) (TVPG) (TVG) DISN Mickey Mouse 41 250 Clubhouse Jungle Junction (TVY) Special Agent Oso (TVY) Imagination Mov- Hannah Montana Hannah Montana Hannah Montana Hannah Montana The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on ers (TVY) Forever Forever Forever Forever Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) E! E! News 70 196 Then & Now (TVPG) The Blind Side: The Real Story Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Pseudo-celebrities. (TVPG) When Women Kill (TV14) Too Young to Kill: 15 Shocking Crimes (TV14) ESPN Outside the Lines Baseball Tonight 35 70 (cc) NFL Live (Live) (cc) Jim Rome Is Burning (cc) Around the Horn Pardon the Inter- SportsCenter (Live) (cc) (N) (cc) ruption (N) NCAA Women’s Basketball Selection NBA Basketball San Antonio Special (Live) Spurs at Miami Heat. (Live) ESPN2 The Scott Van Pelt Show (Live) (cc) SportsNation (Live) (cc) 36 74 Outside the Lines Baseball Tonight (N) (cc) SportsNation (N) College Basket- (cc) ball Special MLB Preseason Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. (Live) FAM Still Standing (cc) Still Standing (cc) 8 Simple Rules 39 199 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) 8 Simple Rules My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids That ’70s Show Closure. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) That ’70s Show (cc) (TV14) That ’70s Show (cc) (TV14) That ’70s Show (cc) (TV14) Gilmore Girls A weekend for four on Martha’s Vineyard. (TVPG) FNC Studio B With Shepard Smith (N) 48 118 (cc) Your World With Neil Cavuto (N) (cc) Glenn Beck (N) Special Report With Bret Baier (N) The FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (cc) (N) (cc) FOOD Paula’s Best 66 164 Dishes Paula’s Home Cooking Barefoot Contessa Barefoot Contessa (TVG) 30-Minute Meals 30-Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Pizza, Pizza! Secrets of a Restaurant Chef Cooking for Real Giada at Home Barefoot Contessa Down Home With the Neelys FSN XTERRA Adven- Amazing Sports 34 76 tures (N) (TVPG) Stories Barclay’s Premier League Review English Premier League Soccer Arsenal vs. Sunderland. (Taped) Bidding Wars Motorhead Garage TV Action Sports World Tour FX Alvin and the Chipmunks ★★ (‘07) Jason Lee, David Cross. Three 53 53 singing chipmunks become pop sensations. ‘PG’ (1:31) The Bernie Mac Show (TVPG) The Bernie Mac Show (TVPG) The Bernie Mac Show (TVPG) The Bernie Mac Show (TVPG) Malcolm in the Middle (TVPG) Malcolm in the Middle (TVPG) Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa ★★★ (‘08) Voices of Ben Stiller. GOLF 9:00 Golf Tavistock Cup, Day 1. (Live) (Cont’d) 33 304 The Golf Fix (Live) Golf Central (Live) Champions Tour Learning Center Golf Tavistock Cup, Day 1. HALL Petkeeping W/ 18 240 Marc Morrone Petkeeping W/ Marc Morrone The Martha Stewart Show Martha The Martha Stewart Show Martha shares her top kitchen tips. (TVG) explores Singapore. (cc) (TVG) Empty Nest Empty Nest (cc) Dumped. (TVPG) (TVPG) Empty Nest (cc) (TVPG) Empty Nest (cc) (TVPG) Little House on the Prairie Andy is asked to steal answers. (TVG) HGTV House Hunters 67 165 (cc) (TVG) House Hunters International Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) HIST Modern Marvels Snack Food Tech American Pickers The guys stop in Marijuana: A Chronic History History of the substance in America. 50 128 2. (cc) (TVPG) at Sam and Stan’s. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) The True Story of Killing Pablo Agencies team up to track down a cocaine cartel kingpin. (cc) (TV14) LIFE New Adv./Old 69 140 Christine How I Met Your Mother (TVPG) How I Met Your Mother (TV14) How I Met Your Mother (TV14) American Justice A girlfriend disappears. (cc) (TVPG) Cold Case Files Police suspect a former officer. (cc) (TVPG) Unsolved Mysteries (cc) (TV14) Unsolved Mysteries David Berkowitz; Liza Montgomery. (TV14) MSNBC Martin Bashir Journal Martin 128 103 Bashir. (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (N) (cc) MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N) MTV Made A rag tag dance crew 63 210 hopes to audition. (TVPG) My Super Sweet 16 (cc) My Super Sweet 16 (cc) My Super Sweet 16 (TV14) My Super Sweet 16 (cc) My Super Sweet 16 (cc) My Super Sweet 16 Haley. Made Twins want to stop being co-dependent. (TVPG) The Seven (TVPG) When I Was 17 NICK Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer The Fresh Beat 40 252 (TVY) (TVY) Band (TVY) Ni Hao, Kai-lan (cc) (TVY) T.U.F.F. Puppy (cc) T.U.F.F. Puppy (cc) SpongeBob (TVY7) (TVY7) SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Victorious (cc) (TVG) Big Time Rush (cc) (TVG) SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SPIKE 11:00 Lock Up ★★ (‘89) Sylvester 57 54 Stallone. ‘R’ (Cont’d) Commando ★★ (‘85) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong. A war vet battles an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. ‘R’ (1:30) 3:22 Jail (cc) (TV14) 3:58 DEA Busting up a stash house. (TV14) 5:07 DEA A high-risk operation. (TV14) SYFY 11:00 Magma: Volcanic Disaster 59 180 (‘06) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) Journey to the Center of the Earth (‘08) Greg Evigan, Jennifer Renee. The Descent ★★★ (‘05) Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza. Six The Core ★★ (‘03) Aaron Eckhart, A drill team encounters an exotic underground world. ‘PG-13’ (cc) spelunkers encounter hungry underground predators. ‘NR’ (1:39) Hilary Swank. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) TBS Tyler Perry’s 55 52 House of Payne Meet the Browns American Dad (cc) (TV14) My Name Is Earl (TV14) Everybody Loves According to Jim According to Jim The Office Drug Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Friends (cc) Raymond (TVPG) (TVPG) Testing. (TV14) Raymond Raymond (TVPG) Friends (cc) (TV14) TLC Cake Boss (cc) 38 139 (TVPG) Kitchen Boss (cc) A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) Bringing Home (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Baby (TVG) Bringing Home Baby (TVG) Fabulous Cakes Bursting with apples; a deer head. (cc) (TVG) Fabulous Cakes Buzz Aldrin’s moon landing. (cc) (TVG) Fabulous Cakes Enticing creations delights a girl. (cc) (TVG) TNT 54 Las Vegas Wines and Misdemean- Las Vegas Fleeting Cheating 51 ors. (cc) (TV14) Meeting. (cc) (TV14) The Closer The squad investigates a hit and run. (cc) (TV14) Cold Case Glory Days. Murdered football player’s death. (TV14) Law & Order Detectives must solve a rapper’s murder. (TV14) Law & Order Gunshow. Murders in Central Park. (TV14) TRAV Passport to 65 170 Europe Samantha Brown: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Man v. Food Passport Argentina. (cc) (TVPG) Morocco. Morocco. (TVPG) Breakfast Man v. Food Food Wars Pueb- Food Wars (cc) Amarillo. (TVG) lo. (TVG) (TVG) Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Russia. (cc) (TVPG) TVLND Gunsmoke Old Friend. (cc) (TVPG) Bonanza Amigo. (TVPG) 64 244 Bonanza Judgment at Red Creek. 3:04 Bonanza A Man Without (TVPG) Land. (TVPG) 4:07 The Andy Griffith Show 4:42 The Andy Griffith Show 5:15 The Jeffersons George tells Jessica a story. (cc) (TVG) UNI/47 31 La Fea Más Bella Lety es una niña dulce, romántica e inteligente, 16 pero apenas atractiva. (N) (SS) (TVPG) Niña de Mi Corazón (N) (SS) Mar de Amor (N) (SS) El Gordo y la Flaca (N) (SS) (TVPG) Primer Impacto (N) (SS) USA Law & Order: Criminal Intent 58 50 Offense. (cc) (TV14) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Untethered. (cc) (TV14) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Senseless. (cc) (TV14) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Purga- Law & Order: Criminal Intent A gos- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit tory. (cc) (TV14) sip columnist dies. (TV14) Babes. (cc) (TV14) VH1 Behind the Music Hip hop artist 62 217 Nelly’s rise to stardom. (TVPG) Behind the Music 50 Cent. (cc) (TV14) Behind the Music Lil Wayne. (cc) (TV14) How She Move ★★★ (‘07) Rutina Wesley, Tré Armstrong. A dancer and her classmate have a bitter rivalry. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) 40 Most Shocking Breakups Celebrity breakups. (TVPG) WGN-A 9 9 Walker, Texas Ranger Forgotten People. (cc) (TVPG) I Dream of Jeannie (TVG) Bewitched (cc) (TVG) Cheers (cc) (TVPG) Cheers (cc) (TVPG) Dharma & Greg (cc) (TVPG) Dharma & Greg (cc) (TVPG) America’s Funniest Home Videos (cc) (TVPG) New Adv./Old Christine New Adv./Old Christine HBO The Lovely Bones The Making Of: 551 401 (Cont’d) State of Play Big Love: The End Date Night ★★ (‘10) Steve Carell. A case of mis- of Days taken identity leads to a wild adventure. ‘PG-13’ Behind Enemy Lines ★★ (‘01) Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:46) 4:45 State of Play ★★★ (‘09) Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:07) SHO 11:45 Still Bill (‘09) A portrait of 576 366 musician Bill Withers. (Cont’d) 1:15 Clockstoppers ★★ (‘02) Jesse Bradford, French Stewart. A scientist’s son steals his father’s time-altering device. ‘PG’ (1:34) The Trotsky ★★ (‘09) Jay Baruchel, Geneviève Bujold. A teenager thinks that he is the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky. ‘NR’ (1:57) That Evening Sun ★★★ (‘09) Hal Holbrook. ‘PG-13’ (cc) STRZ 11:45 The Princess and the Frog ★★★ (‘09) Voices of Legion ★ (‘10) Paul Bettany. God sends forth an 3:15 Tears of the Sun ★★ (‘03) Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci. Navy SEALs protect 534 340 Anika Noni Rose. ‘G’ (cc) (1:35) (Cont’d) army of angels to wipe out mankind. ‘R’ (cc) (1:44) Nigerian refugees from ruthless rebels. ‘R’ (cc) (1:58) Confessions of a Shopaholic TCM 11:30 Diane ★★ (‘55) Lana Turner. A French Gaby ★★★ (‘56) Leslie Caron. Ballerina loves U.S. 3:15 The Power and the Prize ★★ (‘56) Robert Taylor. A rising corpo- 501 230 woman steals the heart of King Henry II. (Cont’d) paratrooper on two-day pass in London. ‘NR’ (cc) rate executive faces a crisis of conscience. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:38) The Inn of the Sixth Happiness ★★★ (‘58) Ingrid Bergman. ‘NR’ Tosh.0 (cc) (TV14)
MONDAY EVENING, MARCH 14 COM FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 2/KATU 2 2 KATU News at 6 (N) (cc) Jeopardy! (N) (cc) (TVG) Wheel of Fortune The Bachelor (Season Finale) Brad chooses who he wants to marry. 10:01 The Bachelor Brad talks (N) (TVG) (N) (cc) about the future. (N) (cc) KATU News at 11 (N) (cc) 11:35 Nightline (N) (cc) (TVG) 6/KOIN 6 6 KOIN Local 6 at 6 CBS Evening (N) (cc) News/Couric Entertainment Tonight (N) Extra (N) (cc) (TVPG) How I Met Your Mother (TV14) Mad Love (N) (cc) (TVPG) Two and a Half Men (TV14) 9:31 Mike & Molly Hawaii Five-0 A bride and groom KOIN Local 6 at 11 Late Show W/Let- (TV14) become victims. (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) terman 8/KGW 8 8 Newschannel 8 at Newschannel 8 at Live at 7 (N) (cc) Inside Edition (N) Chuck Chuck and Sarah are sus- 6PM (N) 6:30PM (N) (TVPG) picious of Casey. (N) (TVPG) The Event President Martinez Harry’s Law The Fragile Beast. A Newschannel 8 at Tonight Show reasserts control. (N) (cc) (TV14) man locks up his wife. (N) (TVPG) 11 (N) (cc) With Jay Leno 10/KOPB 10 Ask This Old 10 House (TVG) Nightly Business PBS NewsHour (N) (cc) Report (N) Independent Lens Between the Folds. Paper folders. (cc) (TVG) Echoes of Creation Alaska; Pacific John Wooden: Values, Victory and Peace of Mind For- Northwest. (cc) (TVG) mer college basketball coach. (cc) (TVG) 12/KPTV 12 Judge Judy (cc) 12 (TVPG) Judge Judy (cc) (TVPG) TMZ (N) (cc) (TVPG) Access Hollywood House Masters develops a crush The Chicago Code The Gold Coin (N) (cc) on a patient. (N) (cc) (TV14) Kid. (N) (cc) (TV14) 10 O’Clock News (N) 11 O’Clock News (N) Everybody Loves Raymond 22/KPXG 5 5 Without a Trace An ex-cop disappears after being shot. (TV14) Without a Trace Boy’s blood is found in a lavatory. (cc) (TV14) Without a Trace Risen. Missing Criminal Minds Three college ath- Criminal Minds A serial bomber woman’s sexual history. (TVPG) letes disappear. (cc) (TVPG) terrorizes Seattle. (cc) (TVPG) Criminal Minds The Last Word. New agent joins the team. (TVPG) Jentezen Franklin Jesse Duplantis 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Praise the Lord (cc) Joel Osteen (cc) Perry Stone (cc) Jack Van Impe (TVPG) (TVG) Presents (TVG) Changing Your World (TVG) Northwest Focus Life Change Cafe 32/KRCW 3 3 How I Met Your Mother (TV14) How I Met Your Mother (TV14) Two and a Half Men (TV14) Two and a Half Men (TV14) 90210 A girls’ weekend at a yoga Gossip Girl Blair learns she land- retreat. (cc) (TV14) ed an internship. (cc) (TV14) News Channel 8 on NW32TV (N) Seinfeld (cc) (TVPG) Seinfeld (cc) (TVG) Friends (cc) (TVPG) 49/KPDX 13 The Office Night The Office The The Simpsons 13 Out. (TVPG) Alliance. (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) The Simpsons (cc) (TVPG) FOX 12’s 8 O’Clock News on PDX-TV (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Conscience. (cc) (TV14) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Ill- Bred. (cc) (TV14) The King of Queens (TVPG) The King of Queens (TVPG) A&E The First 48 A man is found mur- The First 48 A homeless man is 52 181 dered next to his car. (TV14) murdered. (cc) (TVPG) Intervention Woman who wants Intervention A meth addict faces Heavy Former stage actress Heavy Bill; Julia. A former col- to be a man uses heroin. (TVPG) losing her daughter. (N) (TVPG) weighs 435 pounds. (cc) (TVPG) lege football player. (cc) (TVPG) AMC From Dusk Till Dawn ★★ (‘96) Harvey Keitel, George Clooney. Fugitive The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ★★ (‘03) Sean Connery, Shane West. Literary 71 231 brothers encounter vampires south of the border. ‘R’ (cc) (1:47) figures unite to stop a mad bomber. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ★★ (‘03) Sean Connery, Shane West. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) AP Miami Animal Police Mad Gator 43 130 Momma. (cc) (TVPG) Untamed and Uncut Saving two trapped elephants. (cc) (TV14) I’m Alive Lost. Bear attacks children; taipan bites man. (TVPG) I Shouldn’t Be Alive Left for Dead on Everest. (cc) (TVPG) I Shouldn’t Be Alive A Father’s Deadly Dilemma. (TVPG) I’m Alive Lost. Bear attacks children; taipan bites man. (TVPG) BET 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live (cc) (TVPG) 56 270 Honey ★★ (‘03) Jessica Alba, Mekhi Phifer. A dancer/choreographer raises money for a studio. ‘PG-13’ (1:34) The Game (cc) (TV14) The Game (cc) (TV14) The Mo’Nique Show (cc) (TV14) CNN Piers Morgan Tonight (N) 44 100 Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) (TVPG) Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) (TVPG) Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) (TVPG) COM Scrubs My Half- 60 190 Acre. (TV14) Scrubs Her Disaster Movie ★ (‘08) Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo. Attractive Story II. (TV14) 20-somethings dodge catastrophic events. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:30) It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show/Jon in Philly in Phila. in Phila. in Philly Stewart 11:31 The Colbert Report CSN Trail Blazers Courtside 37 77 Wanted: Adventure Woman Wanted: Adventure Woman Oregon Basketball Full Court Wanted: Adventure Woman DISC 7 Cash Cab (cc) 120 (TVG) Cash Cab Chicago American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior Flying Wild Alaska Bush Brawl. (cc) American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (N) (TVPG) PJD Bike Part 1. (TVPG) PJD Bike Part 1. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) FBI and Geico. (TVPG) DISN Good Luck Char- 41 250 lie (TVG) Tinker Bell ★★ (‘08) Mae Whitman, America Ferre- 16 Wishes (‘10) Debby Ryan. The wishes of a teen ra. Animated. A sprite must save Pixie Hollow. ‘G’ magically come true on her birthday. (cc) ‘TVG’ 9:40 The Suite Life on Deck 10:05 Shake It Up! (cc) (TVG) Shake it Up! (cc) Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) E! 5:00 Too Young to Kill: 15 Shocking E! News (N) 70 196 Crimes (TV14) (Cont’d) Sex and the City (TVMA) Sex and the City (TVMA) Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim After Lately (TV14) The Soup (TV14) Chelsea Lately (TV14) E! News ESPN 5:00 NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Miami 35 70 Heat. (Live) (Cont’d) NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Los Angeles Lakers. (Live) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) ESPN2 MLB Preseason Baseball New York Baseball Tonight (Live) (cc) 36 74 Yankees at Boston Red Sox. SportsCenter (Live) (cc) NFL Live (N) (cc) College Basketball Final (cc) NBA Tonight (Live) (cc) NFL Live (cc) SportsNation (cc) FAM Still Standing (cc) Still Standing (cc) Pretty Little Liars Suspicion sur- 39 199 (TVPG) (TVPG) rounds Spencer. (cc) (TV14) Pretty Little Liars Some secrets The Secret Life of the American are best kept hidden. (N) (TV14) Teenager Up All Night. (TV14) Pretty Little Liars Some secrets are best kept hidden. (TV14) The 700 Club (cc) (TVPG) FNC Hannity (N) 48 118 On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) (cc) The O’Reilly Factor Hannity On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (cc) Glenn Beck FOOD Paula’s Best 66 164 Dishes 30-Minute Meals Iron Chef America Cat Cora vs. Kerry Simon. (TVG) Unwrapped Kid in a Candy Candy counter. Store (N) Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Meat and Pota- and Dives and Dives toes (N) The Best Thing I Ever Ate Good Eats Devil Of a Cake. (N) Good Eats Cake on Every Plate. FSN Huskies All 34 76 Access Mariners All Access (N) Mariners Mondays (N) Tennis Outback Champions Series: Rio de Janeiro. Mariners All Access The Final Score (Live) FX 5:00 Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 53 53 ★★★ (‘08) ‘PG’ (Cont’d) Two and a Half Men (TV14) Two and a Half Men (TV14) Baby Mama ★★ (‘08) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler. A career woman hires a surrogate mother to have her baby. ‘PG-13’ (1:39) Baby Mama ★★ (‘08) Tina Fey. A career woman hires a surrogate mother to have her baby. ‘PG-13’ GOLF Fabulous World 33 304 of Golf Golf Tavistock Cup, Day 1. Golf Central The Golf Fix Fabulous World of Golf Golf Central Champions Tour Learning Center HALL The Martha Stewart Show (cc) 18 240 (TVG) Petkeeping W/ Marc Morrone Petkeeping W/ Marc Morrone Martha Bakes (cc) (TVG) Mad Hungry With The Martha Stewart Show (cc) Lucinda (TVG) Touched by an Angel The Violin Lesson. (cc) (TVPG) The Golden Girls (TVPG) The Golden Girls (TVPG) HGTV Property Virgins Property Virgins House Hunters 67 165 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International House Hunters (cc) (TVG) House Hunters (cc) (TVG) Property Virgins Property Virgins House Hunters (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International House Hunters (cc) (TVG) House Hunters International My First Place (cc) (TVG) My First Place (cc) (TVG) HIST Modern Marvels Snack Food Tech American Pickers The guys stop in Pawn Stars (cc) 50 128 2. (cc) (TVPG) at Sam and Stan’s. (TVPG) (TVPG) Pawn Stars (cc) (TVPG) American Pickers The guys must Pawn Stars (cc) step up their game. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Pawn Stars (cc) (TVPG) American Pickers The guys bet on who’s the best picker. (TVPG) LIFE Seriously Funny Seriously Funny 69 140 Kids (N) (TVPG) Kids (N) (cc) Half a Dozen Babies ★★ (‘99) Scott Reeves, Melissa Reeves. A woman on fertility drugs has sextuplets. (cc) ‘TVPG’ One Fine Day ★★ (‘96) Michelle Pfeiffer, George Clooney. Premiere. Two overstressed single parents tiptoe around romance. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:48) How I Met Your Mother (TV14) MSNBC The Rachel Maddow Show (N) 128 103 The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) MTV That ’70s Show 63 210 (cc) (TV14) That ’70s Show (cc) (TV14) Silent Library (TVPG) Silent Library (TVPG) True Life Jersey Shore Vinny and Pauly take a road trip. (cc) (TV14) Skins Tina. Tina celebrates her birthday. (N) (TVMA) Skins Tina. Tina celebrates her birthday. (TVMA) NICK iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) Dora the Explorer SpongeBob 40 252 (N) (TVY) SquarePants My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids Everybody Hates Everybody Hates George Lopez (TVPG) (TVPG) Chris Chris (cc) (TVPG) George Lopez (cc) (TVPG) The Nanny (cc) (TVPG) The Nanny (cc) (TVPG) SPIKE 6:15 DEA DEA vs. the Juarez Cartel. Juarez Car- 57 54 tel. (TV14) 7:24 UFC Fight Night Florian vs. Gomi. (TV14) Man on Fire ★★ (‘04) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. Premiere. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. ‘R’ (2:25) SYFY 5:00 The Core ★★ (‘03) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. Scientists 59 180 travel to the center of the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) Being Human Sally gets bombarded at the hospital. Being Human Nora and Josh continue to grow closer. (N) Stargate Universe Eli offers a solution for Destiny. (N) (cc) Being Human Nora and Josh continue to grow closer. TBS Seinfeld The Seinfeld (cc) 55 52 Mango. (TVPG) (TVPG) The King of Queens (TVPG) The King of Queens (TVPG) Family Guy (cc) (TVPG) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) Family Guy (cc) (TV14) Conan (TV14) TLC Fabulous Cakes A fall theme wed- 38 139 ding cake. (cc) (TVG) Outrageous Kid Parties (TVPG) Outrageous Kid Parties (TVPG) Cake Boss (cc) (TVPG) Cake Boss (cc) (TVPG) Cake Boss (N) (cc) (TVPG) Outrageous Kid Parties (N) 19 Kids and Counting (N) Cake Boss (cc) (TVPG) Cake Boss (cc) (TVPG) Cake Boss (cc) (TVPG) TNT 54 Law & Order Strike. A legal aid 51 striker is killed. (TV14) Bones Mummy in the Maze. A Halloween killer. (cc) (TV14) Bones Intern in the Incinerator. Bones Old classmates unearth a The Closer The squad wades into HawthoRNe Road Narrows. Tom Remains in the incinerator. (TV14) time capsule. (cc) (TV14) a custody dispute. (cc) (TV14) and his friend are injured. (TV14) TRAV Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 65 170 The Philippines. (TVPG) Kerala, India. (cc) (TVPG) Cambodia. (cc) (TVPG) Nicaragua. (N) (cc) (TVPG) U.S. Southwest. (TVPG) Colombia. (cc) (TVPG) TVLND 5:49 All in the 64 244 Family (Cont’d) 6:24 All in the Family (TVPG) Sanford & Son (cc) (TVPG) Sanford & Son (TVPG) Sanford & Son (TVPG) Sanford & Son (cc) (TVPG) Trading Places ★★ (‘83) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy. Two men’s lives are altered by a bet made between tycoons. ‘R’ (1:56) 11:37 Roseanne (cc) (TVPG) UNI/47 31 Alma de Hierro 16 (SS) Noticiero Uni- Llena de Amor (N) (SS) visión (N) (TVG) Eva Luna (N) (SS) Triunfo del Amor (N) (SS) Don Francisco Presenta (N) (SS) (TVPG) Primer Impacto Extra (N) (SS) Noti. Univision: Última Hora USA NCIS Sub Rosa. Body is found in NCIS A translator dies at Guan- 58 50 a tub of acid. (cc) (TVPG) tanamo Bay. (cc) (TVPG) NCIS Marine Down. Widow gets a WWE Monday Night RAW (Same-day Tape) (cc) (TVPG) call from her husband. (TVPG) 11:05 White Collar Under the Radar. (cc) (TVPG) VH1 5:00 40 Most Shocking Breakups 62 217 (TVPG) (Cont’d) Basketball Wives Reunion. The cast discusses. (TV14) Basketball Wives Reunion. The cast discusses. (N) (TV14) Wedding Wars Engaged couples compete. (N) (TVPG) Beverly Hills Fabulous (N) Love & Hip Hop (TV14) Basketball Wives Reunion. The cast discusses. (TV14) WGN-A 9 9 America’s Funniest Home Videos (cc) (TVPG) WGN News at Nine (N) (cc) Scrubs My Full Moon. (TVPG) Scrubs My Cuz. (cc) (TV14) South Park (cc) (TV14) South Park (cc) (TVMA) Entourage Exodus. (TVMA) Curb Your Enthu- Entourage Exosiasm (TV14) dus. (TVMA) Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV14) HBO 4:45 State of Play ★★★ (‘09) Rus- Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV (cc) (TVPG) Real Time With Bill Maher (cc) 551 401 sell Crowe. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) (TVMA) Date Night ★★ (‘10) Steve Carell. A case of mistaken identity leads to a wild adventure. ‘PG-13’ Big Love: The End The Ricky Gervais Boxing of Days Show SHO 5:00 That Evening Sun ★★★ (‘09) 576 366 Hal Holbrook. (Cont’d) Push ★ (‘09) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Rogue psychics battle a Shameless The children question Californication covert government agency. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:51) their paternity. (cc) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) Californication (cc) (TVMA) Episodes Epi- Episodes Episode 5. (TVMA) sode 6. (TVMA) STRZ 5:20 Confessions of a Shopaholic 7:10 The Hot Chick ★ (‘02) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. A cheerlead- 534 340 ★★ (‘09) Isla Fisher. ‘PG’ (Cont’d) er and a man switch bodies via magic earrings. ‘PG-13’ (cc) The Princess and the Frog ★★★ (‘09) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. ‘G’ (cc) (1:35) 10:45 Tears of the Sun ★★ (‘03) Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci. ‘R’ (cc) (1:58) TCM 5:00 The Inn of the Sixth Happiness ★★★ (‘58) Ingrid 7:45 The Man From Laramie ★★★ (‘55) James Stewart. A man seeks 9:45 Strangers on a Train ★★★★ (‘51) Robert Walker, Farley Granger. 11:45 The Gradu- 501 230 Bergman, Curt Jurgens. ‘NR’ (Cont’d) justice after his brother is killed by Apaches. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:44) Two men plot two murders. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:41) ate ★★★★
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