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GOOD MORNING BANGLADESH <strong>PILOT</strong> - D1 - SPENCER WALKER 3.<br />
INT. CANADIAN TV STUDIO - DAY<br />
Paul on the air solo, talking without sound.<br />
CANADIAN MALE VOICE (V.O.)<br />
...and then Paul, known for his big<br />
mouth, put his foot so far in,<br />
he'll could never pull it back out.<br />
Paul’s voice comes on.<br />
PAUL<br />
Our Olympic hockey team continues<br />
it’s proud tradition of drinking<br />
anti-freeze in solidarity with the<br />
prime minister.<br />
Behind Paul on a screen shows Celine Dion receiving an award.<br />
PAUL<br />
I want to close tonight with a<br />
special nod to Celine Dion.<br />
(beat)<br />
The Quebecois queen won a lifetime<br />
achievement award. For what?<br />
There’s an audible from the studio audience.<br />
PAUL<br />
Celine is overrated. Trust me. I<br />
rode in an elevator with her and<br />
believe me...<br />
(pantomimes fanning a fart<br />
away from his nose)<br />
Titanic was twenty years ago. Write<br />
a new song, lady.<br />
B ROLL OF VANCOUVER RIOTS<br />
CANADIAN MALE VOICE<br />
Riots broke out that night across<br />
our great nation.<br />
CLOSE UP on RIOTERS with angry signs: A-PAUL-ED! One Rioters<br />
speaks for the group.<br />
RIOTER<br />
We’re not asking for much. Just<br />
Paul’s life. Insulting Canadian<br />
royalty is treason, punishable by<br />
decapitation, then castration!
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