Students Representative Council - University of Sydney
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12<br />
Over the course <strong>of</strong> the last<br />
twenty minutes Paul has slowly<br />
but surely spiralled into a state<br />
<strong>of</strong> quiet panic.<br />
Stroking the lapels <strong>of</strong> his immaculate<br />
navy suit for the four hundredth time, his<br />
eyes sit glued to the entrance doorway, at<br />
once egging on and fearing Her Majesty’s<br />
imminent arrival.<br />
His quivering hands reach for his tie.<br />
Content the perfect Windsor knot has<br />
not miraculously loosened from its rigid<br />
arrangement, he practices his bow. It’s<br />
like watching R2D2 at a silent disco.<br />
Paul sacrificed his 21st birthday party to<br />
attend Commonwealth Day in London.<br />
His parents promised him a lavish night<br />
<strong>of</strong> celebration. Instead, upon being<br />
selected as one <strong>of</strong> this year’s four young<br />
Australian delegates, he chose to divert<br />
those dedicated funds towards this noble<br />
cause. And there was no chance in hell<br />
he would jeopardise this defining moment<br />
with poor preparation.<br />
“I was thinking <strong>of</strong> bringing my right leg<br />
back, like this,” he says extending one<br />
leg stiffly behind him while bending just<br />
as stiffly forward. “...Or should I just<br />
go with the standard upper-body tilt?”<br />
he asks with a tortured expression, the<br />
endearing rehearsal continuing.<br />
It’s the evening reception <strong>of</strong> this year’s<br />
Commonwealth Day celebrations in<br />
London. Paul and I are but two <strong>of</strong> the<br />
26 young delegates from across the Commonwealth<br />
chosen to participate in a day<br />
<strong>of</strong> tours, debates and discussions.<br />
And for a lucky dozen <strong>of</strong> us, the day<br />
closed with a mixer with some <strong>of</strong> the<br />
world’s high society.<br />
The Commonwealth Parliamentary Association<br />
(CPA) annually hosts a group<br />
<strong>of</strong> 18-25 year olds to promote the virtues<br />
<strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth to younger<br />
generations and to provide them with a<br />
memorable day <strong>of</strong> celebration.<br />
Obviously ‘memorable’ quickly becomes<br />
a gross understatement when, at 22, you<br />
find yourself standing next to Paul-the-<br />
Young-Monarchist. That is, standing<br />
next to Paul-the-Young-Monarchist in a<br />
royal residence waiting to meet QE2 and<br />
The Mains<br />
Prince Phillip, with Charles and Camilla<br />
in tow.<br />
However when it comes to ‘promoting<br />
the Commonwealth’s virtues’ to a generation<br />
that’s about as drawn to politics<br />
as a Defence Minister is to a war inquiry,<br />
it appears it’s a task not so easily accomplished.<br />
The Common-who-cares?<br />
The Commonwealth is in crisis. At 60<br />
years old, its relevancy as a key international<br />
association <strong>of</strong> the 21st century has<br />
come under serious question.<br />
40 years ago a Gallup poll found 34 per<br />
cent <strong>of</strong> Britons identified the association<br />
as the most important part <strong>of</strong> the world<br />
for Britain, on par with those who said<br />
America, and one and half times those<br />
who said Europe.<br />
Today, it’s a vastly different picture: a recent<br />
RCS and YouGov survey found that<br />
only 14 per cent <strong>of</strong> Britons continued to<br />
share the same warm and fuzzies for the<br />
association. It also found that only one<br />
in two Canadians could name a contemporary<br />
function, with 53 per cent only<br />
managing to cite the Commonwealth<br />
Games.<br />
Much to my surprise, I found that such<br />
apathy permeated very deeply. Earlier<br />
that day, voice recorder in hand, I interrogated<br />
my fellow young delegates over<br />
canapés and tea.<br />
“What inspired you to partake today?” I<br />
queried bright-eyed and ready to mentally<br />
note those winning lines <strong>of</strong> veneration<br />
that I was certain would follow.<br />
Mr Jersey shrugged and said he was<br />
made to. Mr Wales started convulsing<br />
over a cucumber sandwich. “Oh, no, no,<br />
I’m not the one you want to be speaking<br />
to,” he muttered as he scurried <strong>of</strong>f<br />
towards the buffet.<br />
I turned to Miss Maldives, a friend I<br />
made earlier who watched stone-facedly<br />
on as this rude awakening took place.<br />
“I study here,” she said pre-emptively, “it<br />
was convenient”.<br />
I stood there flabbergasted, appalled.<br />
Current Nations <strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth. Countries in blue are ‘Commonwealth Republics’, while<br />
those in red have kept the Queen as head <strong>of</strong> state.<br />
The majority here were neither avid<br />
Monarchists like Paul nor massive<br />
nerds as I had clearly allowed myself<br />
to become. I wondered: how many <strong>of</strong><br />
us would even be here if shaking hands<br />
with good ol’Liz weren’t sweetening the<br />
deal?<br />
Self-consciously tucking my recorder<br />
away, it dawned on me: for the younger<br />
generations Commonwealth Day was essentially<br />
a non-event. It formed about as<br />
significant a part <strong>of</strong> their social calendars<br />
as the Seniors Week Gala Concert.<br />
Now, I do not claim to be an expert on<br />
the workings <strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth (that<br />
would be your traditional English porkiepie<br />
right there). However upon having<br />
been accepted - with great honour - to<br />
partake in its annual celebrations, I did<br />
my homework. I learnt a thing or two<br />
about the Commonwealth and why it<br />
is not only relevant, but essential to the<br />
livelihoods <strong>of</strong> so many states and people<br />
throughout the world.<br />
The Common-what??<br />
The Commonwealth is vast and diverse.<br />
Today it comprises <strong>of</strong> 1.7 billion people,<br />
roughly 25 per cent <strong>of</strong> the world’s population.<br />
It represents 54 sovereign states,<br />
many which one wouldn’t traditionally<br />
expect to find like Namibia, Papua New<br />
Guinea and even little Tuvalu (more<br />
commonly known as the ‘.tv’ suffix <strong>of</strong><br />
your favourite television website).<br />
The Commonwealth is no longer a boys<br />
club for those fully-developed former<br />
British colonies, with their stable parliamentary<br />
democracies and thriving free<br />
market economies.<br />
The Commonwealth is relevant precisely<br />
because states that were never British<br />
colonies today have a real desire to be<br />
part <strong>of</strong> what they perceive to be an institution<br />
<strong>of</strong> enormous economic, social and<br />
political benefit.<br />
Opening one <strong>of</strong> the morning’s seminars<br />
on the Commonwealth was Sir Nicholas<br />
Winterton, an outspoken conservative<br />
MP with a rhythmic and bellowing tone<br />
that tended to mercilessly emphasise<br />
those points <strong>of</strong> his speech he deemed<br />
most pertinent.<br />
“The Commonwealth is very important,”<br />
he announced. “I personally call<br />
it [pause] and many people do<br />
[pause] the family <strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth.”<br />
“Countries that were never part <strong>of</strong> the<br />
British Empire are actually desperately<br />
keen to join the Commonwealth. Namibia<br />
is one, Angola, Mozambique - all<br />
these countries and others throughout<br />
the world see huge advantage in what is<br />
this very privileged club.”<br />
“This club which does so much good and<br />
brings so many different nations -<br />
[pause] together.”<br />
A passionate Commonwealth advocate<br />
he may have been, but he was perfectly<br />
on the mark. Last year’s RCS/YouGov<br />
poll found that despite the overwhelming<br />
apathy found within developed member<br />
countries, awareness and appreciation<br />
was vibrant for the Commonwealth in<br />
some <strong>of</strong> its least developed states.<br />
Closing the Commonwealth discussions<br />
was the High Commissioner for<br />
the Commonwealth <strong>of</strong> Dominica, Her<br />
Excellency Mrs Agnes Adonis, who<br />
vouched that in her small island nation<br />
the Commonwealth was not only valued<br />
but enjoyed a thriving public pr<strong>of</strong>ile.<br />
“The role that the Commonwealth is