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12<br />

Over the course <strong>of</strong> the last<br />

twenty minutes Paul has slowly<br />

but surely spiralled into a state<br />

<strong>of</strong> quiet panic.<br />

Stroking the lapels <strong>of</strong> his immaculate<br />

navy suit for the four hundredth time, his<br />

eyes sit glued to the entrance doorway, at<br />

once egging on and fearing Her Majesty’s<br />

imminent arrival.<br />

His quivering hands reach for his tie.<br />

Content the perfect Windsor knot has<br />

not miraculously loosened from its rigid<br />

arrangement, he practices his bow. It’s<br />

like watching R2D2 at a silent disco.<br />

Paul sacrificed his 21st birthday party to<br />

attend Commonwealth Day in London.<br />

His parents promised him a lavish night<br />

<strong>of</strong> celebration. Instead, upon being<br />

selected as one <strong>of</strong> this year’s four young<br />

Australian delegates, he chose to divert<br />

those dedicated funds towards this noble<br />

cause. And there was no chance in hell<br />

he would jeopardise this defining moment<br />

with poor preparation.<br />

“I was thinking <strong>of</strong> bringing my right leg<br />

back, like this,” he says extending one<br />

leg stiffly behind him while bending just<br />

as stiffly forward. “...Or should I just<br />

go with the standard upper-body tilt?”<br />

he asks with a tortured expression, the<br />

endearing rehearsal continuing.<br />

It’s the evening reception <strong>of</strong> this year’s<br />

Commonwealth Day celebrations in<br />

London. Paul and I are but two <strong>of</strong> the<br />

26 young delegates from across the Commonwealth<br />

chosen to participate in a day<br />

<strong>of</strong> tours, debates and discussions.<br />

And for a lucky dozen <strong>of</strong> us, the day<br />

closed with a mixer with some <strong>of</strong> the<br />

world’s high society.<br />

The Commonwealth Parliamentary Association<br />

(CPA) annually hosts a group<br />

<strong>of</strong> 18-25 year olds to promote the virtues<br />

<strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth to younger<br />

generations and to provide them with a<br />

memorable day <strong>of</strong> celebration.<br />

Obviously ‘memorable’ quickly becomes<br />

a gross understatement when, at 22, you<br />

find yourself standing next to Paul-the-<br />

Young-Monarchist. That is, standing<br />

next to Paul-the-Young-Monarchist in a<br />

royal residence waiting to meet QE2 and<br />

The Mains<br />

Prince Phillip, with Charles and Camilla<br />

in tow.<br />

However when it comes to ‘promoting<br />

the Commonwealth’s virtues’ to a generation<br />

that’s about as drawn to politics<br />

as a Defence Minister is to a war inquiry,<br />

it appears it’s a task not so easily accomplished.<br />

The Common-who-cares?<br />

The Commonwealth is in crisis. At 60<br />

years old, its relevancy as a key international<br />

association <strong>of</strong> the 21st century has<br />

come under serious question.<br />

40 years ago a Gallup poll found 34 per<br />

cent <strong>of</strong> Britons identified the association<br />

as the most important part <strong>of</strong> the world<br />

for Britain, on par with those who said<br />

America, and one and half times those<br />

who said Europe.<br />

Today, it’s a vastly different picture: a recent<br />

RCS and YouGov survey found that<br />

only 14 per cent <strong>of</strong> Britons continued to<br />

share the same warm and fuzzies for the<br />

association. It also found that only one<br />

in two Canadians could name a contemporary<br />

function, with 53 per cent only<br />

managing to cite the Commonwealth<br />

Games.<br />

Much to my surprise, I found that such<br />

apathy permeated very deeply. Earlier<br />

that day, voice recorder in hand, I interrogated<br />

my fellow young delegates over<br />

canapés and tea.<br />

“What inspired you to partake today?” I<br />

queried bright-eyed and ready to mentally<br />

note those winning lines <strong>of</strong> veneration<br />

that I was certain would follow.<br />

Mr Jersey shrugged and said he was<br />

made to. Mr Wales started convulsing<br />

over a cucumber sandwich. “Oh, no, no,<br />

I’m not the one you want to be speaking<br />

to,” he muttered as he scurried <strong>of</strong>f<br />

towards the buffet.<br />

I turned to Miss Maldives, a friend I<br />

made earlier who watched stone-facedly<br />

on as this rude awakening took place.<br />

“I study here,” she said pre-emptively, “it<br />

was convenient”.<br />

I stood there flabbergasted, appalled.<br />

Current Nations <strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth. Countries in blue are ‘Commonwealth Republics’, while<br />

those in red have kept the Queen as head <strong>of</strong> state.<br />

The majority here were neither avid<br />

Monarchists like Paul nor massive<br />

nerds as I had clearly allowed myself<br />

to become. I wondered: how many <strong>of</strong><br />

us would even be here if shaking hands<br />

with good ol’Liz weren’t sweetening the<br />

deal?<br />

Self-consciously tucking my recorder<br />

away, it dawned on me: for the younger<br />

generations Commonwealth Day was essentially<br />

a non-event. It formed about as<br />

significant a part <strong>of</strong> their social calendars<br />

as the Seniors Week Gala Concert.<br />

Now, I do not claim to be an expert on<br />

the workings <strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth (that<br />

would be your traditional English porkiepie<br />

right there). However upon having<br />

been accepted - with great honour - to<br />

partake in its annual celebrations, I did<br />

my homework. I learnt a thing or two<br />

about the Commonwealth and why it<br />

is not only relevant, but essential to the<br />

livelihoods <strong>of</strong> so many states and people<br />

throughout the world.<br />

The Common-what??<br />

The Commonwealth is vast and diverse.<br />

Today it comprises <strong>of</strong> 1.7 billion people,<br />

roughly 25 per cent <strong>of</strong> the world’s population.<br />

It represents 54 sovereign states,<br />

many which one wouldn’t traditionally<br />

expect to find like Namibia, Papua New<br />

Guinea and even little Tuvalu (more<br />

commonly known as the ‘.tv’ suffix <strong>of</strong><br />

your favourite television website).<br />

The Commonwealth is no longer a boys<br />

club for those fully-developed former<br />

British colonies, with their stable parliamentary<br />

democracies and thriving free<br />

market economies.<br />

The Commonwealth is relevant precisely<br />

because states that were never British<br />

colonies today have a real desire to be<br />

part <strong>of</strong> what they perceive to be an institution<br />

<strong>of</strong> enormous economic, social and<br />

political benefit.<br />

Opening one <strong>of</strong> the morning’s seminars<br />

on the Commonwealth was Sir Nicholas<br />

Winterton, an outspoken conservative<br />

MP with a rhythmic and bellowing tone<br />

that tended to mercilessly emphasise<br />

those points <strong>of</strong> his speech he deemed<br />

most pertinent.<br />

“The Commonwealth is very important,”<br />

he announced. “I personally call<br />

it [pause] and many people do<br />

[pause] the family <strong>of</strong> the Commonwealth.”<br />

“Countries that were never part <strong>of</strong> the<br />

British Empire are actually desperately<br />

keen to join the Commonwealth. Namibia<br />

is one, Angola, Mozambique - all<br />

these countries and others throughout<br />

the world see huge advantage in what is<br />

this very privileged club.”<br />

“This club which does so much good and<br />

brings so many different nations -<br />

[pause] together.”<br />

A passionate Commonwealth advocate<br />

he may have been, but he was perfectly<br />

on the mark. Last year’s RCS/YouGov<br />

poll found that despite the overwhelming<br />

apathy found within developed member<br />

countries, awareness and appreciation<br />

was vibrant for the Commonwealth in<br />

some <strong>of</strong> its least developed states.<br />

Closing the Commonwealth discussions<br />

was the High Commissioner for<br />

the Commonwealth <strong>of</strong> Dominica, Her<br />

Excellency Mrs Agnes Adonis, who<br />

vouched that in her small island nation<br />

the Commonwealth was not only valued<br />

but enjoyed a thriving public pr<strong>of</strong>ile.<br />

“The role that the Commonwealth is

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