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JO LEE Magazine – CELEBRATING 10 YEARS OF LUXURY – DECEMBER 2010
The Potty
By JO LEE Magazine
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Little Billy is sitting on the potty reading a book.
About every 10 seconds, he grips the potty seat and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.
His mother asks, “Why are you hitting yourself on the head, Billy?”
Billy gasps and says, “It works for ketchup and I haven’t gone doody yet!”
Top Idiotic Reasons Economy Is On The Rise
By JO LEE Magazine
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1. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
2. People in Beverly Hills fire nannies and learn their children’s names.
3. The most highly-paid job is jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
5. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “Finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in
America?”
7. If the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds,” did they mean you or them.
JL
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