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The Price of Knowing Too Much<br />
By Greg Janicki<br />
Last Christmas I got a GPS running<br />
watch. It could do it all: measure heart<br />
rate, pace, average speed, cumulative<br />
distance ... quite impressive. So impressive it<br />
sat in the box three months before I had the<br />
nerve to read the instructions.<br />
No, it wasn’t because the user manual<br />
was thicker than a Brides magazine in June<br />
(but close). And no, it wasn’t because I possess<br />
the technological dexterity of a paper<br />
clip (although I do). It collected dust for 41<br />
runs because I was scared. Scared of what I<br />
might learn from it: that I’m not as fast as I<br />
used to be.<br />
Since high school, I had guesstimated my<br />
running distances using pace as a guide. This<br />
method proved fairly accurate as measured<br />
by my car odometer — for runs that paralleled<br />
roads. Unfortunately, the baseline I used<br />
was set 25 years ago.<br />
What my mind (but not body) had forgotten<br />
is that while a certain pace feels the<br />
same as it did two decades ago, it may not<br />
actually be the same. Moreover, I was miles<br />
removed from the mapped courses of my<br />
youth, and now ran on bucolic (but not easily-measured)<br />
bike paths. Was I really running<br />
as far and as fast as I thought?<br />
Eventually the guilt of having an unused<br />
high-tech gadget got to me, especially since it<br />
was a gift. I also grew tired of friends and<br />
family asking about the watch, only to hear<br />
me invent different reasons why it still sat in<br />
the box — “Oh, I don’t monitor my training<br />
during the winter” ... “The satellites are<br />
down till the summer solstice” ... “I’ve given<br />
up running.” Each excuse was lamer than the<br />
one before.<br />
It got to a point I was risking receiving<br />
any future running-related gifts from relatives.<br />
I had to act. So I pulled the watch and<br />
GPS unit out of the box and read the manual,<br />
read the manual, then then read the manual<br />
again.<br />
The more I read, the more excited I got.<br />
Split times, tempo training, max heart-rate<br />
monitoring were now all within my grasp.<br />
My fear of learning something about my<br />
training gave way to the potential of learning<br />
something about my training.<br />
Giddily I strapped on the device for its<br />
maiden voyage, and waited as the watch and<br />
petite-sized GPS unit snugly strapped to an<br />
elastic belt around my waist synced with the<br />
satellite orbiting somewhere above my West<br />
Bloomfield, Mich. home. With the blinking<br />
green light from the unit signaling all was a-<br />
go, I strode off, eagerly eyeing the watch’s<br />
face, nearly tripping as I drifted off the sidewalk<br />
onto the lawn.<br />
The watch’s face counted up and down<br />
and around a variety of numbers — I felt<br />
like NASA ground control. For the next 35<br />
minutes the nearly-instantaneous pace calculation<br />
settled on a range of numbers,<br />
sometimes excitingly-familiar numbers;<br />
sometimes sadly strange ones. In the end I<br />
learned one thing, the thing I feared: I am<br />
slower than I used to be.<br />
The good news is now I can easily call<br />
on this cool new toy to provide precise pace,<br />
speed and distance — all the things a serious<br />
runner needs to know. And for that reason,<br />
sometimes I leave it home. MR<br />
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