May 2009 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
May 2009 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
May 2009 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
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Column By…<br />
Richard Soemita<br />
(O)KTV<br />
Being in Asia now, you must have been confronted with<br />
Karaoke TV better known as KTV bars. Well, at least<br />
you must have seen the signs, some neighborhoods<br />
more populated than others. I used to work for this Japanese<br />
company in Europe and the Japanese lads invited me several<br />
times to join them after work at a KTV bar in Amstelveen…<br />
every night, according to good Japanese customs! So being<br />
on the Continent where this thing was invented I decided<br />
to go on a KTV tour. I guess you can categorize KTV bars in<br />
several categories:<br />
The local KTV in your own neighborhood - After a few<br />
pints at my friend’s restaurant down the road, Christine<br />
recommended this pub at the traffic light, a KTV bar<br />
called Traffic Light (not a bad name!). Christine was kind<br />
<strong>of</strong> shocked when we asked her where we could continue<br />
drinking, but at first she recommended to go to Clark Quay<br />
which is the closest to my home. I insisted we wanted to<br />
‘go local’ so after hesitating, she called the bar owner,<br />
Long Dong, and told her that we were on our way. 2 Minutes<br />
later we entered the establishment and the entire bar<br />
(all Chinese workmen) looked as these 2 <strong>Dutch</strong> angmohs<br />
…like they were expecting us. We walked straight up to<br />
the bar, Long Dong recognized us (from Christine’s call)<br />
and she gave the sign as to whether we wanted to have a<br />
pint or jug <strong>of</strong> beer, not a word <strong>of</strong> English spoken. Soon we<br />
both were handed a songbook with paper and pencil for<br />
the requests. I put down La Bamba and being Surinamese I<br />
sang the whole song in Spanish without reading the words<br />
on the TV screen. By this stage I had impressed the whole<br />
pub and soon all the Chinese lads closed in wanting to get<br />
to know us. Needless to say that they had never seen a<br />
‘local’ singing in Spanish and dancing at the same time.<br />
Then my friend took over the mike and had a real good go<br />
at Frank Sinatra’s ‘My Way’, but in Andre Hazes style. By this<br />
stage the whole pub got over exited and wanted to do the<br />
song again with us, but then as a choir. We even got whiskey<br />
<strong>of</strong>fered from their tables and after 6 jugs <strong>of</strong> beer and numerous<br />
straight-down-your-neck-whiskeys (as we had to drink this)<br />
we staggered home after a great night.<br />
The next category is the family KTV, now ran by Christine<br />
in China Town. She decided to give up the restaurant since<br />
she can make more money with KTV. Chrissie is a great girl,<br />
outgoing, funny and a good drinker and as such reflects this<br />
on her business. Her pub is frequently visited by her friends,<br />
amongst them many angmoh’s. Angmoh’s visiting KTV’s could<br />
be quite painful as their singing skills are no were near the<br />
Asians. This American lady who is quite <strong>of</strong>ten in Chrissie’s bar<br />
always insists on singing Dolly Parton. As soon as she grabs the<br />
mike most <strong>of</strong> the pub runs outside for a smoke, including me…<br />
and I do not smoke. The atmosphere is great and Chris roams<br />
around every table to bottoms-up with you and then refills<br />
her glass with your whiskey bottle, <strong>of</strong> course. Great way <strong>of</strong><br />
managing your business and Chris seems to enjoy every drop<br />
<strong>of</strong> it. As a matter <strong>of</strong> fact I have never seen her sober or with<br />
an empty glass!<br />
The last category is the sleazy KTV. Please note that this is<br />
a myth and the stories you hear are just made up or should not<br />
be categorized as a KTV. Here, pretty girls accompany you as a<br />
chaperone and also help you with the singing. Nothing wrong<br />
with that and quite entertaining too, especially when they only<br />
speak Mandarin! These establishments have several rooms in<br />
different sizes, accommodating just 2 or a large group. Some<br />
<strong>of</strong> the larger rooms even have a pool table. The rooms are<br />
all staffed with waiters and serve you as soon as your glass is<br />
empty. The Manager brings along the ladies and you select as<br />
many as you want. Soon after, the whiskey bottles are brought<br />
in! Here’s the catch: once the glasses are filled your chosen<br />
lady cheers with you for a bottoms-up. First you think that it<br />
is funny, but after the 9 th shot (a whole glass!) things become<br />
serious. Being a real man you do not want to give in but you<br />
will soon realize that this slim, 45 kilo looking beauty drinks<br />
you and your whole village under the table. Meanwhile your<br />
friends around you are screaming (you cannot call that singing)<br />
and fighting for their turn, thinking they all are Rene Froger. So,<br />
other than drinking, nothing happens (although I was waiting for<br />
some real action to occur!) until you sober up in seconds when<br />
presented with the bill: 10 bottles <strong>of</strong> whiskey at around S$ 400<br />
each! The next day you call each other to check how much one<br />
had drank, but the conclusion is that the girls drink at the ratio<br />
<strong>of</strong> 5:1! My conclusion: do NOT compete with these girls and try<br />
to stay sober. Wonder which one is more difficult ….<br />
15<br />
Vol.19 • No. 4 • <strong>May</strong> <strong>2009</strong>