The Woodhouse - Wilmington College
The Woodhouse - Wilmington College
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Short Story<br />
<strong>The</strong> Apostle of Saturday Night<br />
by Matthew R.Sexton<br />
Simon sat on the rooftop drinking warm beer; pensive,<br />
dreaming of dharma. A smirk on his big old face, big<br />
old heavy drooping eyelids, belly full of beer, red eyed,<br />
he took in the warm spring breeze as it blew through<br />
the heavy pines and then down along the lonely street<br />
where cars passed. <strong>The</strong>y saw Simon up there and the<br />
poor passer-bys couldn’t help but look down on him from<br />
below.<br />
‘<strong>The</strong>y don’t want me drinking my beer up here’ he<br />
thought as he tipped his can.<br />
And the orange sun kept sinking farther and farther<br />
down those pines.<br />
Simon wondered momentarily about the flow of traffic<br />
on that road. Staring off at its endlessness made him feel<br />
regret. Made him think he could compose a poem with<br />
as much insight jammed into it as one by say, Stephen<br />
Dedalus. He sat for a good minute as the night sky was<br />
enveloped in darkness. <strong>The</strong> words never came, like<br />
so many words that never came before them, and so<br />
Simon decided it time to abandon the roof and the half<br />
filled warm beer can he’d been grasping on to for far too<br />
long. Downstairs, mass people gathered for a party, and<br />
although Simon was a chosen agoraphobic he knew he<br />
had to mingle if he was ever going to reach the ice cold<br />
beer that awaited him in the fridge.<br />
Of course this meant he’d have to dive head first into<br />
Rainy Night<br />
by Robert Delay<br />
the frying pan. <strong>The</strong> students remained pious over the<br />
week. <strong>The</strong>y studied in the library, went to class, strived for<br />
excellence. <strong>The</strong>y remained bottled up in their dormitories<br />
like fine, ripe wine until Saturday night when finally the<br />
heat catches up with them and - POP!<br />
As he entered the overcrowded party Simon stepped<br />
on a piggish girl’s feet.<br />
“Ouuuch! Watch where you’re stepping you asshole,”<br />
she snorted.<br />
This confused Simon. Of course he was an asshole.<br />
That was certain. But not for incidentally tromping down<br />
on a poor girls alarmingly large foot; he was an asshole<br />
because he immediately noted the piggish features of<br />
the poor girl. Simon feigned apology, then began making<br />
his way like Moses parting the crowd so he could walk<br />
through to the main room where his beer rested in the<br />
fridge.<br />
‘What a great party,’ thought Simon as he cracked one<br />
open.<br />
As stated before these parties never inspired Simon,<br />
but he couldn’t begrudge the partiers for their search of<br />
ecstatic experience. Once you have one good time you’re<br />
bound to try and duplicate it, and that’s the only thing the<br />
poor party people wanted.<br />
A group of sirens sang along to the music on the<br />
stereo. <strong>The</strong>y drank wine coolers and loved it when fellas<br />
got stuck in a crowd on their way<br />
to talk to them. <strong>The</strong>y giggled away<br />
the night alright, drinking those<br />
wine coolers. <strong>The</strong> leader of the<br />
sirens was having a rough night as<br />
her left heel had broken earlier in<br />
the night, and now she remained<br />
still, hunched a little to the left.<br />
Just like those sirens everyone<br />
at the party was searching for the<br />
good old ecstatic experience that<br />
night. Simon loved to watch them<br />
search for Saturday night. An old<br />
friend named J.D. passed Simon<br />
by wearing black and drinking Irish<br />
whiskey out of a Solo cup. A pretty<br />
girl named Sasha skated from man<br />
to man searching for her goal for<br />
the night. A guy named Giovanni<br />
was boasting verbosely, reciting<br />
his il catalogo e questo to his<br />
inebriated friends. Everyone was<br />
there, even old George Bacchus<br />
walked by drinking wine, it was his<br />
damn party after all, and he enjoyed<br />
the bliss he’d created. Everyone was<br />
there, and while they all had stories<br />
they dreamt important, sometimes it’s important to sit<br />
some down and remind them that they are not special.<br />
That is what Helen blew through the door to do.<br />
When she entered into the heat of the party everything<br />
changed. All the guys turned their heads, resulting in all<br />
the girls in the party to turn their heads in disgust. Helen<br />
was probably the hottest gone girl on the whole starved<br />
planet. She gave off a different vibe than most. A power<br />
she treasured more than any material artifact the world<br />
could give her. She had the men at that party under her<br />
thumb. <strong>The</strong>y wanted her, and she wanted their attention.<br />
She got what she wanted of course, but most of the time<br />
the guys didn’t because it certainly was not an easy thing<br />
to impress Helen. Many tried to at social functions such as<br />
this, but with a turn of the body Helen freed herself from<br />
such inconvenience. For Helen only desired a man of skill,<br />
particularly in the sport of beer pong. Those wise enough<br />
to know what Helen devoted her attention to assembled<br />
immediately towards the table to take their turn tossing<br />
tiny ping pong balls into Solo cups filled with the honey<br />
of paradise. <strong>The</strong> first match would be between an oddly<br />
shaped man with his ball cap cocked at an unfitting angle,<br />
and a muscular rich man wearing a designer polo that<br />
read “PARIS” across the front. One of these men would<br />
have the opportunity to impress Helen, who watched the<br />
battle with anticipation.<br />
It would not be Simon who walked home with Helen<br />
that night, he knew that all to well. He could try like all the<br />
other fools. Instead of beer pong practice, perhaps she’d<br />
be enthralled with his words. Yet chances were that the<br />
words wouldn’t come, like so many words that never came<br />
before them. No. Simon watched idly on the other side of<br />
the room, searching his pockets to find where he’d placed<br />
his damn cigarettes… He searched his left pocket…<br />
nothing. His right pocket, nope. Left coat pocket… hmm,<br />
a folded up piece of paper… what could be written…<br />
Ahh, yes, from an earlier class discussion… IN THE<br />
ROOM THE WOMEN COME AND GO… TALKING OF<br />
MICHELANGELO<br />
Simon put the song away for a better party. One where<br />
he would dare to eat a peach. He found his cigarettes in<br />
the right coat pocket, lit one up, and took a long drag off of<br />
it. Instantaneously, Simon noticed the atmosphere of the<br />
party change with the exhale of his smoke.<br />
“GET THE HELL ONTO THE PORCH WITH THAT<br />
CIGARETTE YOU ASSHOLE,” the entire party called out.<br />
Simon feigned another apology and carried off to the<br />
cold porch lamenting that he’d have to miss the beer<br />
pong battle. It was nice on the porch though. Much more<br />
comfortable than the hot party in Hades. Simon looked up<br />
at the sky and took another long drag of his cigarette. By<br />
now the stars would’ve been lighting up the sky had not<br />
the city lights masked them. It upset Simon greatly that at<br />
that moment he wasn’t somewhere where he could get<br />
lost in the endlessness of it all. Inside the party everyone<br />
was having a great time. Simon wished he could enjoy it<br />
as much as they did.<br />
That’s when Simon heard the train. A smirk returned to<br />
his face. He flicked away the cigarette, threw the remains<br />
of his beer into a bush, took a couple steps towards the<br />
sound, and then turned around to take one more glance<br />
inside the party.<br />
When he opened the door he saw that a fist fight had<br />
ensued between the two beer pong opponents. What had<br />
started as a simple game of skill evolved into the Battle<br />
of Troy as the man with the oddly worn cap had ‘Paris’ on<br />
the ground, lighting him up with blows to the head. <strong>The</strong><br />
crowd hooted and hollered picking sides. “How absurd,”<br />
Simon thought. Helen’s power radiated.<br />
Simon walked out the door of the party for the last<br />
time, disgusted. <strong>The</strong> sound of the train came again, this<br />
time nearer. Simon’s walking grew faster as he headed<br />
for the sound. He didn’t really know where it was going.<br />
West? East? Mexico? Ah, who knows? It was important<br />
to get onto that train. <strong>The</strong> only way he’d ever find true<br />
enlightenment was to abandon the party fully and head<br />
out onto that very train. Simon kept walking, stumbling<br />
here and there because of the drink. His pace quickened<br />
faster as he got closer and closer to the train; it’s sound<br />
reverberating through the pines like cool jazz. Soon<br />
Simon was at the tracks hoping onto the train with ease<br />
as if he’d been hoping trains all his life…<br />
It was a beautiful thing to be speeding away from the<br />
heat of the party.<br />
After awhile even the stars decided to come on out as<br />
the city lights faded away. He sat on the floor of the train<br />
car looking up at them. Finally, the endless possibility<br />
of everything was open to the apostle. Once he was far<br />
enough away, they really lit up the train car revealing to<br />
Simon that he wasn’t alone. Lying on the opposite side<br />
was a weathered old hobo, sleeping angelically. Simon<br />
smiled as if he knew the hobo personally; lovely old<br />
hobo. Soon, it’ll be Sunday morning and that lovely old<br />
hobo will wake up, and Simon will introduce himself. One<br />
apostle will meet the other. He’ll smile his toothless hobo<br />
smile, and Simon we’ll explain everything. <strong>The</strong> hobo, he’ll<br />
understand.<br />
3rd Place Winner<br />
2009 Bowman<br />
Literary Contest<br />
for Short Fiction -<br />
Revised for<br />
Publication<br />
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