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got to the place and went to her room I almost died. When the slave opened the door, she turned out<br />

to be over six feet tall and weighed two-fifty minimum. My knees went. She was bigger than Paul<br />

Vario. She was so scary that on the plane back to New York I pretended I didn't know her. When I<br />

got home I made her wait outside until I could warn Karen. We couldn't keep her. She made the<br />

kids cry. She only stayed a day or two, until I could get Eddy to take her back.<br />

"In addition to this, Karen started getting obscene phone calls. She had been getting them in early<br />

December, and we had had the number changed. It was unlisted. Still the calls kept coming. She'd<br />

call me at The Suite and tell me about them and I'd go crazy. I told Jimmy about them, and we tried<br />

to figure if it was anyone in the crew. It made me suspicious of everybody, except Karen couldn't<br />

get his voice. We taped him a couple of times and I couldn't pick him up either. So I decided that<br />

the next tune he called, Karen should play up a little bit and ask him to meet her someplace. If<br />

Karen could act interested enough, maybe the guy was nutty enough to show up. I couldn't wait.<br />

"It was the first week in January when Karen called me at The Suite and says she just talked to<br />

the guy and said her husband wasn't home and he should come to the apartment in about an hour. I<br />

was home in a second, and we turned out all the lights, except one. I crouched down near the front<br />

windows and watched. I had a revolver hi my jacket. I swear I was going to whack the guy right<br />

there.<br />

"I waited for over an hour. It was snowing outside. I asked Karen if she thought he'd show. She<br />

said she did. I kept looking. Then I realized that there was one car that was driving slowly past the<br />

apartment for the second time. I waited. Sonofabitch if it didn't cruise by again. Real slow. This<br />

time I spot the driver. He's a man and he's all alone. He's looking right at our door. He wants to<br />

make sure everything's calm. I can't wait to make him calm. He drove around the corner, but I knew<br />

he was coming back.<br />

"Instead of taking a chance and losing him I decided to wait for him to pass on the street. I<br />

crouched behind a parked car. Karen was watching from the window. The kids were asleep. It's<br />

snowing all over my face. And then I see the guy come around the corner again. I couldn't wait.<br />

This time he really slows down in front of our house. I can see his face. He rolls down the window<br />

and he's squinting at the house numbers.<br />

"Just as he comes to a full stop I slide up alongside his open window and I put the gun in his face.<br />

I'm feeling crazy. 'You want something? You looking for something?' I'm screaming and cursing at<br />

the top of my lungs. The guy goes to move and I smash him across the face. He's out the door of the<br />

car and I'm chasing him. I get him down and start smashing his face with the gun. I don't want to<br />

stop. People are screaming. They know me from the neighborhood. I know I'm going to get<br />

pinched, but I don't care.<br />

"When I hear the sirens I get away from the bum, and I ditch the gun under the front bumper of a<br />

parked car. There's usually a little shelf under the bumper where you can hide things. The cops<br />

arrive, and it turned out I beat up the wrong guy. He wasn't the mad caller at all. He was some gay<br />

guy looking for his friend's house. Before they took him to the hospital he kept yelling that I had a<br />

gun. That didn't help. The cops started looking for the gun in the snow where we had scuffled, and<br />

some cop who knew about bumpers found it. I was arrested for assault and possession of a loaded<br />

revolver and had to spend the rest of the night at the precinct until Al Newman got me out on bail.<br />

"The phone calls finally stopped when I figured out how the sonofabitch kept getting our number<br />

every time we changed it. I went outside the house and looked at it from every angle and realized<br />

that with a pair of binoculars you could read the number right off the wall phone we had hanging in<br />

the kitchen. We changed the number again and left the number blank. We never got another call. I<br />

should have done that the first time instead of getting pinched for assaulting the wrong guy. It was<br />

dumb, but that was the way we did things. Whack 'em first and worry about them later."

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