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12 EXT. GLUCKMAN MANSION - BACK YARD - SAME TIME 12<br />
13<br />
&<br />
14<br />
It's like we've suddenly stepped into a hard-core rap<br />
video -- big-bootied home girls in bikinis freak with<br />
clean-cut Jewish kids as the staff serve barbecue and<br />
malt liquor to the freaked-out guests. Among them, we<br />
see a 13-year-old HADJI, MONSTER, and MOCHA, all nicelydressed<br />
for temple. Above, a huge spray-painted banner<br />
reads: "MAZEL TIZZOV B-RAD, ON HIS BAR MITZVAH!"<br />
DISSOLVE TO:<br />
OMITTED 13<br />
&<br />
14<br />
15 INT. PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE - DAY (PRESENT) 15<br />
Bess sniffles and dabs her eyes.<br />
DR. FELDMAN<br />
Bess, I'm sensing you'd like to<br />
share.<br />
BESS<br />
B-Rad, you're a wonderful son...<br />
it's just that, well --<br />
BILL<br />
Oh stop beating around the bush,<br />
Bess. What we're trying to say<br />
is, Brad, that your behavior is,<br />
well, it's an embarrassment to the<br />
family.<br />
BRAD<br />
Yo, Pops, that hurts my feelings.<br />
BILL<br />
I'm sorry, but it's the truth.<br />
BRAD<br />
Don't be hatin'.<br />
BILL<br />
And, Brad... I can't have you on<br />
the campaign any longer.<br />
BRAD<br />
What?! Oh that's how it is?<br />
A'ight then. I'm Audi! I need to<br />
take a drive.<br />
13.<br />
(CONTINUED)
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