Inside: - Baton Rouge Bar Association
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tales from<br />
the bar side<br />
BY VINCENT P. FORNIAS<br />
Constitutional coupons<br />
Recently our community had the distinct privilege of<br />
experiencing something christened a “Second Amendment<br />
Tax-Free Holiday.” What will these marketing mavens<br />
think of next?<br />
On its surface, this little constitutional buying<br />
opportunity was directed to those who worship the rights<br />
and privileges afforded by the Second Amendment to the<br />
Bill of Rights – the right to bear arms, to dress in head-totoe<br />
camouflage, to kill or maim all manner of mammals,<br />
and generally to engage in various and sundry violent<br />
shenanigans bearing little relevance to the modifying<br />
clause of said Amendment (“A well regulated Militia,<br />
being necessary to the security of a free State, …”).<br />
But since now we have opened up this little<br />
constitutional can of fishing worms, has anyone out there<br />
considered the Equal Protection Clause and its palpable<br />
violation by the abject favoritism that this economic boon<br />
shows to the Bass Pro crowd?<br />
What about the non-hunting artsy crowd? Isn’t there<br />
a fundamental right to buy watercolors and stained glass?<br />
Shouldn’t they get an occasional holiday from imposts at,<br />
say, Caffery Gallery or Circa 1857? Think about half-price<br />
day at a Bergman film festival at the Manship Theatre.<br />
And shouldn’t there be a First Amendment bargain<br />
day to enable thrifty freethinkers to get great deals at the<br />
local Cottonwood Books or <strong>Bar</strong>nes & Noble? Aren’t we<br />
slighting all those deserving protesters or public assemblers<br />
who deserve a break in outfitting themselves at Best Buy<br />
or Radio Shack?<br />
And while we are at this, why stop with the Bill of<br />
Rights? Can’t someone fashion an annual Magna Carta<br />
Day, with prices reduced by $12.15 to everyone named<br />
John? Don’t forget The Siete Partidas. Fair Play for the<br />
Code of Hammurabi!<br />
8 Around the <strong>Bar</strong><br />
February 2011