AUTUMN 2007 - Serpentine
AUTUMN 2007 - Serpentine
AUTUMN 2007 - Serpentine
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FEATURE<br />
Serpie Decathlon<br />
by John Cullinane, Simon Coles and Ian Payne<br />
The <strong>2007</strong> Serpie decathlon championships took place on 21st July,<br />
25 intrepid athletes braving the occasional downpour in a highly<br />
competitive contest. Jasyn Savage won the men’s event from Jamie<br />
Nelson, both scoring over 4,000 points, with Dan Bent third. Best<br />
individual performance went to Simon Barrett, not for his epic<br />
airport-to-Battersea charge, but his 744 points gained in the<br />
1500m. The ladies champion was Pam Rutherford, on 2,053<br />
points, chased home by Rachel Whittaker and Jen Marzullo.<br />
Unfortunately, there was an injury to Alicia Heeneman, which<br />
prompted a trip to hospital for her and JT. Undaunted, though, she<br />
remembers the day thus: “The rest of the world find it strange that<br />
I was pole vaulting, clearly they don't understand.” Exactly.<br />
This is Simon Coles’ view of his first decathlon, with added<br />
comments from Ian Payne – get your earplugs ready:<br />
I am at the Battersea track and today I walk in for free – the place is<br />
a Serpie haven for our decathlon. I have never attempted a decathlon<br />
– rumours that Daley Thompson drops in to the stadium from time<br />
to time are more of a worry than an inspiration. Here is my day:<br />
100m – a great opportunity to get an accurate time for this event and<br />
to try starting blocks. Both aspirations for me beforehand. I have<br />
previously tried timing<br />
“How do you get the<br />
spikey end to stick<br />
in the ground?”<br />
the distance with my<br />
watch but with arms<br />
flying around at speed<br />
it’s not possible to<br />
get more than an<br />
approximate reading<br />
and even then it is at<br />
the expense of seconds<br />
in trying to hit the stop button. How close could I get to a sub 10?<br />
Not close, but I only miss it by, say, a few seconds.<br />
Long Jump – a runner likes to... run. It’s a really unnatural feeling to<br />
jump at the same time. You have to suppress the running instinct<br />
and think back to that school sports day years ago to rekindle the<br />
memory's synapses. Not sure a long run up is a good thing either as<br />
the faster I ran the less I wanted to jump – just wanting to continue<br />
running right on through.....<br />
Shot Put – the crucial thing here (for me anyway) was to make as<br />
much noise as possible to try and detract all attention away from the end<br />
result. In the men's<br />
event Ian Payne was<br />
just awesome with<br />
an immense and<br />
seemingly endless<br />
lion’s roar which<br />
frightened women,<br />
children and<br />
(especially) dogs in<br />
the park for miles<br />
around. Epic. (Ian<br />
remembers it like<br />
this: “I’d have been<br />
better advised to<br />
Dan Bent, wishing he hadn’t<br />
eaten beans!<br />
(photo: Alessandro Brandimarti)<br />
concentrate more<br />
on throwing than<br />
roaring, as it didn’t<br />
J T Wong, Alicia’s hero!<br />
(photo: Alessandro Brandimarti)<br />
seem to make the implements go any further. However, as JT said there<br />
would be a prize for the best roaring, I thought this might be my best<br />
chance of winning anything all day, and if it works for the pros…”)<br />
High Jump – you get a nice curved run up, bouncing on the balls of<br />
your feet, then....suddenly you are confronted with this bar and, er,<br />
forget to jump. Runner’s instinct taking over again here for me. I<br />
hear rumours from the women's event that one girl found the<br />
runner’s answer – tackle the bar head on at full speed, treat it like a<br />
hurdle... and combine the high jump and long jump as one event.<br />
Lateral Serpie thinking at its best.<br />
400m – many of us have done it but pretty impressive to see some<br />
guys actually needing starting blocks. Not quite so much fun for me<br />
to run a PB of 81.9 and find the decathlon scoring starts at times<br />
below, er, 81.9. So that's nil points then. Oh, cheers. Maybe I<br />
needed those blocks after all.<br />
110m Hurdles – definitely for maniacs. Have you ever walked up to<br />
a hurdle in the men's race? Try it. You may be left with the feeling<br />
that it might just be possible to get over one with a good run up and<br />
preferably a spring board too. (Ian did compete: “The hurdles were<br />
slightly daunting, especially given that they were only 35cm lower<br />
than the height I’d managed to clear in the high jump, but I was<br />
determined to complete every event, and it was a great feeling<br />
getting to the end without knocking a single one over!”)<br />
Discus – whatever you do, don't spin before trying to hurl it into the<br />
blue yonder. Not unless you know what you are doing. If you try and<br />
you manage to a) not fall over before you let the thing go or b) avoid<br />
clattering the side supports with the sound of a pistol shot echoing<br />
around the whole stadium, then you are all but guaranteed to step<br />
out of the front of the circle in a dizzy daze and foul your attempt<br />
after letting go.<br />
Pole Vault – First time I have ever tried. Must be easy to clear 1 metre<br />
for goodness sake? It isn't. It is all about commitment and that doesn't<br />
come naturally, not for blokes anyway. You have this ridiculous bendy<br />
pole thingy that has a soft side (don't we all?) and you are hammering<br />
along holding it out like some sort of Blue Marlin hunter's fishing rod<br />
about to take the bite. Then what do you have to do when you have<br />
achieved terminal velocity? Well, stick it in the ground of course.<br />
Then the fun really starts. Now you have to get your feet in the air in<br />
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