THE TEST - Ducati UpNorth
THE TEST - Ducati UpNorth
THE TEST - Ducati UpNorth
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<strong>TEST</strong><br />
ROUTE TM<br />
Weather<br />
Groundhog day,<br />
part four<br />
Traffic No caravans,<br />
thank God<br />
Time taken<br />
7 hours 45 minutes<br />
Average speed<br />
58mph<br />
Fuel used 55 litres<br />
Average mpg 37<br />
Motorway<br />
Not much to do but<br />
try to tuck in and<br />
play ‘Guess what<br />
the blurred image<br />
behind is’.<br />
39mpg<br />
Top-gear cruising<br />
70mph = 3750rpm<br />
100mph = 5500rpm<br />
Speedo accuracy<br />
70mph = real 65<br />
100mph = real 92<br />
Town<br />
Narrow bars,<br />
steering damper,<br />
weight-forward<br />
seating all see<br />
you yearning for<br />
the open road.<br />
Fast A roads<br />
Loves ’em. Doesn’t<br />
feel as fast as the<br />
others but it is.Top<br />
feels like an<br />
overdrive.<br />
37mpg<br />
Twisty B roads<br />
Bumpy but not<br />
twitchy. No better<br />
or worse than the<br />
others and torque<br />
means you’re<br />
not constantly<br />
changing gear.<br />
36mpg<br />
Summary<br />
A very good road<br />
bike if you get used<br />
to the discomfort<br />
and don’t leave it<br />
in top. Precise on<br />
the flowing roads<br />
but jarry on the<br />
bumpy stuff.Avoid<br />
motorways.<br />
<strong>Ducati</strong> 999 £11,250<br />
The 998 had it all: the looks, the power, the glory.What’s the 999 inherited?<br />
TAKING <strong>THE</strong> DUCATI 999 to Cadwell Park was<br />
like the first day of school for the youngest in a<br />
family that has always excelled there. I’ve ridden<br />
all the Nines round this beautiful track: 916, 996,<br />
998. All good. Good at rewarding you with an<br />
apparent lack of effort. The way these bikes<br />
carried their speed, kept their manners when<br />
braking and their composure when overtaking<br />
sticks in my mind. But that means nothing if the<br />
young kid can’t cut it.<br />
There’s less of a buzz surrounding the 999 (see<br />
page 81). Rolling up on one of the earlier bikes<br />
would have had you levering admirers out of the<br />
way when your group was called. Not so today at<br />
the track. Or yesterday on the Bike Test Route.<br />
Despite the yellow paintwork being louder than<br />
your granddad’s telly, the interest in this <strong>Ducati</strong><br />
is quite a few levels below fever pitch. More like<br />
cricket pitch. Buy a 999 to impress people and<br />
you might end up on your own. Or hanging out<br />
with some very weird mates.<br />
It’s not that it’s not cool. It’s just not as<br />
achingly beautiful as the previous bikes. Being<br />
yellow won’t help Mr Average to recognise it.<br />
But then, who really wants to be gawped at by<br />
scruffy passers-by? Truth is, the first one I saw<br />
looked like two different bikes stitched together.<br />
The front half was all colour and plastic while<br />
the back looked like a half-finished Mechano toy.<br />
That’s all I’m saying. And no, I didn’t have to<br />
circle it three times before jumping aboard.<br />
It turns over like a diesel desperate for a<br />
250,000-mile service, but then purrs into that<br />
slightly metallic desmodromic melody. Digga,<br />
digga, braaaapp, brrraaaaappp, digga, digga.<br />
Two days earlier, the 999 had offered the best<br />
ride at the Bruntingthorpe Proving Ground in<br />
the rain (well, best of three, as the 749S is a<br />
fair-weather bike). So even though Cadwell<br />
was dry, the 999 was still my steed of choice.<br />
Looping round the track, it was clear the bike<br />
had a front that wanted to run wide as standard.<br />
This didn’t really show itself on the road but on<br />
the track I had to knock the power off on the<br />
apex to keep the front tight. Maybe that was a<br />
result of all the extra low-down torque? I knew it<br />
LIVING WITH IT 14 days of real life with a 999<br />
+ Pillions suffer exactly the same<br />
fate as those on the 749S.There<br />
are no differences.<br />
+ There’s no underseat space, either.<br />
+ It must be no surprise that your group<br />
NU17 insurance premium is equal to the<br />
GDP of a small African country.<br />
+ The two-year warranty could come in<br />
really useful if you get a bad ‘un.<br />
+ There are three different levels of<br />
999 ownership.This basic model costs<br />
would have made more sense to be on the 749S.<br />
Extra power only ever hinders if you can’t lay it<br />
down. The difference in lap times would only be<br />
slight but there was a much wider gulf in<br />
confidence levels. It would sometimes feel as<br />
though the 999 was in charge – and that’s never<br />
a good situation.<br />
Whether it was the extra power and speed<br />
or something else is unclear, but my extra use<br />
of the brakes started to show early. The whizz<br />
and hissing pads started to grab on the discs<br />
and ruled out any really hard braking while<br />
banked over – there was too much chance of<br />
them locking the front and having me off.<br />
You’d have to try extremely hard to pass a<br />
749S on this bike.<br />
So the smaller yellow bike beats the bigger<br />
yellow bike round the track (hell the 999 can’t<br />
consistently beat the 998 in World Superbikes).<br />
But come back into the real world and the tables<br />
are turned. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a<br />
better bike. Just faster over distance.<br />
There are no headshakes from the 999, but<br />
show it a bumpy back road and you’ll regret it.<br />
With everything going well it flows, but<br />
misjudge a bump at speed and it’ll have you<br />
working-out harder than a bodybuilder with a<br />
bruised ego. And don’t expect any more comfort<br />
than you find on the 749S.<br />
Just when I was thinking that the 999 was<br />
going to perform the whole of this 1000-mile test<br />
without a hiccup, the digital dash display failed<br />
and I was left with no speedo or warning lights.<br />
The exact same thing happened last time out<br />
(May 2003) so the fault must go under the<br />
‘Common problems’ section.<br />
The bike also lost a spring from the exhaust<br />
pipe, making it sound just like a race system but<br />
without the £1500 bill. Result.<br />
And the awkward-looking sidelight mounted<br />
in the screen went out. But that was more of a<br />
blessing as it can shine into your eyes at night.<br />
It’s easy to be cynical about <strong>Ducati</strong>s after<br />
experiences like this and the breakdown on the<br />
749S. For such an expensive machine, surely<br />
better reliability isn’t too much to ask? ><br />
£11,250; the 999S (with more power<br />
and Öhlins suspension) is £13,950;<br />
the 999R comes in at £19K.That’s as<br />
close to a factory ride as we’re ever<br />
gonna get.<br />
+ Best get an alarm and carry a lock to<br />
keep your obviously expensive <strong>Ducati</strong> out<br />
of the reach of thieving scum. Or just ride<br />
it and lock it up back at home.<br />
+ Expect everybody to want a piece of<br />
you at every trackday: ‘I’ll show him...’<br />
IN A NUTSHELL<br />
It must be the<br />
999 because...<br />
<strong>Ducati</strong>’s win<br />
everything.<br />
It’s one of the<br />
coolest brands<br />
worldwide.<br />
You like the yellow<br />
of this bike.And<br />
AA patrol vans.<br />
‘Misjudge a bump<br />
at speed and it’ll<br />
have you workingout<br />
harder than a<br />
bodybuilder with<br />
a bruised ego’<br />
<strong>THE</strong><br />
<strong>TEST</strong><br />
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