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<strong>TEST</strong><br />

ROUTE TM<br />

Weather<br />

Groundhog day,<br />

part four<br />

Traffic No caravans,<br />

thank God<br />

Time taken<br />

7 hours 45 minutes<br />

Average speed<br />

58mph<br />

Fuel used 55 litres<br />

Average mpg 37<br />

Motorway<br />

Not much to do but<br />

try to tuck in and<br />

play ‘Guess what<br />

the blurred image<br />

behind is’.<br />

39mpg<br />

Top-gear cruising<br />

70mph = 3750rpm<br />

100mph = 5500rpm<br />

Speedo accuracy<br />

70mph = real 65<br />

100mph = real 92<br />

Town<br />

Narrow bars,<br />

steering damper,<br />

weight-forward<br />

seating all see<br />

you yearning for<br />

the open road.<br />

Fast A roads<br />

Loves ’em. Doesn’t<br />

feel as fast as the<br />

others but it is.Top<br />

feels like an<br />

overdrive.<br />

37mpg<br />

Twisty B roads<br />

Bumpy but not<br />

twitchy. No better<br />

or worse than the<br />

others and torque<br />

means you’re<br />

not constantly<br />

changing gear.<br />

36mpg<br />

Summary<br />

A very good road<br />

bike if you get used<br />

to the discomfort<br />

and don’t leave it<br />

in top. Precise on<br />

the flowing roads<br />

but jarry on the<br />

bumpy stuff.Avoid<br />

motorways.<br />

<strong>Ducati</strong> 999 £11,250<br />

The 998 had it all: the looks, the power, the glory.What’s the 999 inherited?<br />

TAKING <strong>THE</strong> DUCATI 999 to Cadwell Park was<br />

like the first day of school for the youngest in a<br />

family that has always excelled there. I’ve ridden<br />

all the Nines round this beautiful track: 916, 996,<br />

998. All good. Good at rewarding you with an<br />

apparent lack of effort. The way these bikes<br />

carried their speed, kept their manners when<br />

braking and their composure when overtaking<br />

sticks in my mind. But that means nothing if the<br />

young kid can’t cut it.<br />

There’s less of a buzz surrounding the 999 (see<br />

page 81). Rolling up on one of the earlier bikes<br />

would have had you levering admirers out of the<br />

way when your group was called. Not so today at<br />

the track. Or yesterday on the Bike Test Route.<br />

Despite the yellow paintwork being louder than<br />

your granddad’s telly, the interest in this <strong>Ducati</strong><br />

is quite a few levels below fever pitch. More like<br />

cricket pitch. Buy a 999 to impress people and<br />

you might end up on your own. Or hanging out<br />

with some very weird mates.<br />

It’s not that it’s not cool. It’s just not as<br />

achingly beautiful as the previous bikes. Being<br />

yellow won’t help Mr Average to recognise it.<br />

But then, who really wants to be gawped at by<br />

scruffy passers-by? Truth is, the first one I saw<br />

looked like two different bikes stitched together.<br />

The front half was all colour and plastic while<br />

the back looked like a half-finished Mechano toy.<br />

That’s all I’m saying. And no, I didn’t have to<br />

circle it three times before jumping aboard.<br />

It turns over like a diesel desperate for a<br />

250,000-mile service, but then purrs into that<br />

slightly metallic desmodromic melody. Digga,<br />

digga, braaaapp, brrraaaaappp, digga, digga.<br />

Two days earlier, the 999 had offered the best<br />

ride at the Bruntingthorpe Proving Ground in<br />

the rain (well, best of three, as the 749S is a<br />

fair-weather bike). So even though Cadwell<br />

was dry, the 999 was still my steed of choice.<br />

Looping round the track, it was clear the bike<br />

had a front that wanted to run wide as standard.<br />

This didn’t really show itself on the road but on<br />

the track I had to knock the power off on the<br />

apex to keep the front tight. Maybe that was a<br />

result of all the extra low-down torque? I knew it<br />

LIVING WITH IT 14 days of real life with a 999<br />

+ Pillions suffer exactly the same<br />

fate as those on the 749S.There<br />

are no differences.<br />

+ There’s no underseat space, either.<br />

+ It must be no surprise that your group<br />

NU17 insurance premium is equal to the<br />

GDP of a small African country.<br />

+ The two-year warranty could come in<br />

really useful if you get a bad ‘un.<br />

+ There are three different levels of<br />

999 ownership.This basic model costs<br />

would have made more sense to be on the 749S.<br />

Extra power only ever hinders if you can’t lay it<br />

down. The difference in lap times would only be<br />

slight but there was a much wider gulf in<br />

confidence levels. It would sometimes feel as<br />

though the 999 was in charge – and that’s never<br />

a good situation.<br />

Whether it was the extra power and speed<br />

or something else is unclear, but my extra use<br />

of the brakes started to show early. The whizz<br />

and hissing pads started to grab on the discs<br />

and ruled out any really hard braking while<br />

banked over – there was too much chance of<br />

them locking the front and having me off.<br />

You’d have to try extremely hard to pass a<br />

749S on this bike.<br />

So the smaller yellow bike beats the bigger<br />

yellow bike round the track (hell the 999 can’t<br />

consistently beat the 998 in World Superbikes).<br />

But come back into the real world and the tables<br />

are turned. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a<br />

better bike. Just faster over distance.<br />

There are no headshakes from the 999, but<br />

show it a bumpy back road and you’ll regret it.<br />

With everything going well it flows, but<br />

misjudge a bump at speed and it’ll have you<br />

working-out harder than a bodybuilder with a<br />

bruised ego. And don’t expect any more comfort<br />

than you find on the 749S.<br />

Just when I was thinking that the 999 was<br />

going to perform the whole of this 1000-mile test<br />

without a hiccup, the digital dash display failed<br />

and I was left with no speedo or warning lights.<br />

The exact same thing happened last time out<br />

(May 2003) so the fault must go under the<br />

‘Common problems’ section.<br />

The bike also lost a spring from the exhaust<br />

pipe, making it sound just like a race system but<br />

without the £1500 bill. Result.<br />

And the awkward-looking sidelight mounted<br />

in the screen went out. But that was more of a<br />

blessing as it can shine into your eyes at night.<br />

It’s easy to be cynical about <strong>Ducati</strong>s after<br />

experiences like this and the breakdown on the<br />

749S. For such an expensive machine, surely<br />

better reliability isn’t too much to ask? ><br />

£11,250; the 999S (with more power<br />

and Öhlins suspension) is £13,950;<br />

the 999R comes in at £19K.That’s as<br />

close to a factory ride as we’re ever<br />

gonna get.<br />

+ Best get an alarm and carry a lock to<br />

keep your obviously expensive <strong>Ducati</strong> out<br />

of the reach of thieving scum. Or just ride<br />

it and lock it up back at home.<br />

+ Expect everybody to want a piece of<br />

you at every trackday: ‘I’ll show him...’<br />

IN A NUTSHELL<br />

It must be the<br />

999 because...<br />

<strong>Ducati</strong>’s win<br />

everything.<br />

It’s one of the<br />

coolest brands<br />

worldwide.<br />

You like the yellow<br />

of this bike.And<br />

AA patrol vans.<br />

‘Misjudge a bump<br />

at speed and it’ll<br />

have you workingout<br />

harder than a<br />

bodybuilder with<br />

a bruised ego’<br />

<strong>THE</strong><br />

<strong>TEST</strong><br />

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