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the Beamish Ones<br />

meet the<br />

by Kathryn Van Winkle,<br />

The Mike & Beth Falcone<br />

Dramaturgy Fellow<br />

Joseph Kesselring’s success<br />

rests on one fateful trip to<br />

the post office. The aspiring<br />

playwright mailed a copy of his<br />

newest play to Howard Lindsay,<br />

one half of the madcap writing<br />

and producing duo Lindsay and Crouse.<br />

Known as “The Beamish Ones,” they’re<br />

credited with the books for Anything<br />

Goes and The Sound of Music, as well<br />

as the plays Life With Father, Life With<br />

Mother, and the Pulitzer-winning State<br />

of the Union.<br />

Lindsay saw the possibilities inherent<br />

in this insanely macabre farce and<br />

wired [Crouse]. The wire read: “Shake<br />

your head, take a cup of coffee and<br />

read further. Have just read a play<br />

about two charming old ladies who go<br />

around murdering old men. Very funny.<br />

How would you like to be a producer?”<br />

[Crouse] wired back, “Buy it.” The<br />

two…all but rewrote everything, [b]ut<br />

they were careful to give full credit at<br />

all times to Kesselring.<br />

—from Life With Lindsay & Crouse,<br />

by Cornelia Otis Skinner<br />

For “the dangerously insane brother<br />

with a record of homicides who has<br />

had his face lifted to resemble Boris<br />

Karloff,” the duo had the inspired idea<br />

to ask none other than Karloff himself. A<br />

veteran of countless horror flicks, Karloff<br />

was a walking legend for his iconic<br />

performance as the Monster in the 1931<br />

Frankenstein. He was also painfully shy.<br />

Crouse called [Karloff and] said, “Boris,<br />

there’s a play Howard and I want you<br />

to do in New York.” Boris replied that<br />

he was flattered, but wouldn’t consider<br />

it for a moment. “I am a provincial<br />

actor,” he said…, “and provincial actors<br />

no more than film actors belong on<br />

Broadway.”<br />

“But this is a very special kind of play,”<br />

Crouse said.<br />

“I don’t care how special it is,” Boris<br />

replied. “And being yours, I’m sure it is<br />

special—I just wouldn’t consider doing<br />

a play unless there were at least three<br />

parts more important than mine. The<br />

responsibility…is too much for me.”<br />

“You’re on,” said Crouse. “There are<br />

exactly three parts more important<br />

than yours.”<br />

“Now, you interest me—tell me about<br />

the part.”<br />

[When they did,] Boris guffawed,<br />

and was so enchanted by the idea of<br />

making fun of himself that he agreed<br />

to do the play. The rest, as they say, is<br />

theater history.<br />

—from Dear Boris: The Life of William Henry<br />

Pratt a.k.a. Boris Karloff, by Cynthia Lindsay<br />

After successfully trying out in Baltimore,<br />

<strong>Arsenic</strong> and <strong>Old</strong> Lace opened in New York<br />

on January 10, 1941 and was an overnight<br />

smash. The play ran in New York for<br />

1,444 performances and in London for<br />

1,337. Touring companies followed, and<br />

in 1944 the Frank Capra film. The original<br />

investors made a bundle.<br />

Within eleven days [of opening] the<br />

first check went out to the backers….<br />

Further letters came each month,<br />

opening with “Dear Little Cherub”<br />

or “You Lucky Stiff” or “You Money-<br />

Mad People.” Lindsay<br />

also enclosed a news<br />

bulletin:<br />

All right, if you<br />

want news I can<br />

give it to you. We<br />

have a Chicago<br />

company in rehearsal<br />

with Erich Von Stroheim<br />

in the lead. We wanted<br />

Al Capone, but couldn’t afford<br />

to pay his back taxes. [I]f it comes<br />

to our ears that you have any<br />

objections to the way this office is<br />

being operated, we will be glad to<br />

send you, free of charge, one bottle<br />

of Aunt Martha’s elderberry wine.<br />

[Lindsay and Crouse] loved Karloff,<br />

but were constantly amused by<br />

his parsimony, and delighted in<br />

teasing him about it. Karloff’s<br />

weekly salary was over $2,000. One<br />

time the “Beamish Ones” arranged<br />

to have this sum delivered to him<br />

entirely in nickels. Karloff took it all<br />

in good humor, and playing along<br />

with them he suddenly threatened<br />

to resign from the show, declaring it<br />

an outrage that he was forced to pay<br />

for his own make-up and forthwith<br />

demanding an immediate allowance<br />

for powder. A few nights later<br />

the management came into his<br />

dressing room bearing a large box<br />

done up like a Christmas present<br />

from Bergdorf Goodman. Karloff<br />

untied the ribbons, opened the box<br />

with justified caution and found<br />

that the contents consisted of tooth<br />

powder, foot powder, baking powder,<br />

roach powder, gun powder, …and<br />

powdered eggs.<br />

—from Life With Lindsay & Crouse,<br />

by Cornelia Otis Skinner X<br />

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