Outnumbered IV – Episode 5 – Shooting Script – 17th ... - Zen 134237
Outnumbered IV – Episode 5 – Shooting Script – 17th ... - Zen 134237
Outnumbered IV – Episode 5 – Shooting Script – 17th ... - Zen 134237
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<strong>Outnumbered</strong> <strong>IV</strong> – <strong>Episode</strong> 5 – <strong>Shooting</strong> <strong>Script</strong> – 17 th March 2011 15<br />
BEN (reading from joke book)<br />
A skeleton walks into a pub and says I’ll have a pint of lager<br />
and a mop<br />
ANGELA and MISTY stare at him.<br />
DAD<br />
He’s going to be a comedian in the school talent show<br />
BEN<br />
It’s funny because the skeleton doesn’t have a body so the<br />
lager’s going to go straight through onto the floor and<br />
that’s why he needs a mop. Do you get it…?<br />
Yes…I get it<br />
ANGELA<br />
BEN<br />
A skeleton walks into a pub and says I’ll have a pint of lager<br />
and a mop<br />
ANGELA and MISTY stare bewildered.<br />
BEN<br />
Look do you get it or not? Cos you’re still not<br />
laughing…(BEN tries to explain it still further)<br />
There’s the sound of a key in the door.<br />
DAD<br />
Ben, I expect you’ve got some homework.<br />
No.<br />
BEN<br />
JAKE walks into the kitchen. He sees ANGELA.<br />
Uh oh…<br />
JAKE<br />
FADE TO BLACK
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