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Traffic is insane<br />
this morning!<br />
Tell me about it. All the signs on all the road<br />
works are out of order. It’s a complete mess!<br />
It’s just one of those days…<br />
Late night last night Had<br />
problems getting out of bed<br />
this morning<br />
Did you see the papers this<br />
morning Another serious<br />
accident on a building site.<br />
Ever since batteries in power tools were<br />
banned, there are more and more accidents due<br />
to people tripping over power cables...<br />
Did you know that people suffering from diabetes can no longer use<br />
their insulin pumps or glucose meters and it seems that the same goes<br />
for people using hearing aids!<br />
Don’t tell me this remote control doesn’t work either! How can I<br />
check today’s agenda<br />
Because of the batteries<br />
Hello<br />
Good Morning Katia. This is Peter<br />
of the press service. I’m afraid we<br />
will have to cancel your press<br />
conference today… No, this is<br />
not a joke! Most of our audiovisual<br />
equipment is malfunctioning.<br />
All this and I need to leave<br />
for home again to meet the<br />
Bourgemestre to talk about<br />
local waste management<br />
legislation!!<br />
Oh, I forgot to tell you.<br />
Remember those promotional<br />
euro calculators and radios we<br />
ordered in Hungary for the election<br />
campaign The supplier just<br />
called to tell us they can’t deliver<br />
them anymore. Something to do<br />
with the batteries.
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