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Does the election of a Tory mayor of London<br />

mean the end of civilisation as we know it<br />

Boris who<br />

I<br />

came back from attending the<br />

London elections count on the 2 nd<br />

of May, to find the following letter<br />

on my welcome mat, from a Labour<br />

Party member of my acquaintance.<br />

Dear Pik,<br />

As I write, Tories overhead are<br />

taking over my city. Otherwise<br />

civilised people, with a knowledge<br />

of Beethoven and Shakespeare, are<br />

trying to enact Tory policies. I am<br />

currently cowering in my cellar, with<br />

my Grandad’s old steel helmet on my<br />

head, and a phrase book of how to<br />

speak Tory. I have stockpiled on bully<br />

beef and powdered egg, and with<br />

my knife tied to a broomstick I am<br />

prepared to last out the rule of Boris<br />

Karloff – or whatever his name is.<br />

I remember our conversations, in<br />

those now far-off days of Labour rule,<br />

in which the sun always seemed to<br />

shine. You said, if I recall, that Boris<br />

is just a saloon bar bore – heartland<br />

Tory who believes in small government<br />

and just letting the rich get on<br />

with running their lives. Just look,<br />

you said, at his housing policy, he<br />

wants to end the requirement to have<br />

50 percent affordable housing (and<br />

no, I still don’t know what “affordable”<br />

actually means in practice, nor<br />

for whom they are supposed to be<br />

affordable) on all new building projects.<br />

Instead he promised to “work<br />

with the boroughs” in order to build<br />

the same 55,000 such new homes.<br />

In other words, he was going to allow<br />

Tory boroughs to refuse to allow<br />

low cost housing in their halcyon<br />

areas that might attract the likes<br />

who might vote Labour. Likewise<br />

his promise to promote building that<br />

won’t spoil existing views – protect<br />

the rich and drive the poor into already<br />

ugly ghettoes.<br />

I know I’ve spent the last few<br />

years talking up Labour’s increase in<br />

policing, and how that has cut crime.<br />

You said that crime always falls while<br />

the economy grows, and showed me<br />

graphs and stuff to prove it (do you<br />

always carry those round in your<br />

pocket); but Boris wants to cut the<br />

cost of policing, while at the same<br />

time putting more police on the tubes<br />

and buses. He wants to cut and cut<br />

taxes, and the expensive part of the<br />

mayoral budget is the police part. I<br />

know you said “how can Boris be<br />

tough on crime if there isn’t plenty<br />

of crime to be tough on”, and I agree<br />

that the Tories do try to have it both<br />

ways, but I was shocked when you<br />

said “look, the root cause of crime<br />

is free enterprise – so long as there<br />

are profits to be made, and entrepreneurs<br />

ready to enter the crime<br />

market, there will be blood.” How<br />

can you say such things when, under<br />

Labour, free enterprise has brought<br />

us such prosperity<br />

I know Ken Livingstone almost<br />

said as much, blaming the rise of<br />

teenage violent crime on his success<br />

in smashing the drugs networks (apparently,<br />

he reckons, with their foot<br />

soldiers in prison, the drugs barons<br />

just started recruiting a new generation).<br />

But, really, how could you possibly<br />

equate the likes of Shell or BAE<br />

with a bunch of violent hoodlums<br />

using violence to make money<br />

So what that Karloff will surround<br />

himself with are advisers he can<br />

delegate to – just like the way he ran<br />

the right-wing rag The Spectator. So,<br />

you reckon, that means that they’ll<br />

ensure that he stays within the law,<br />

and doesn’t do anything so disastrous<br />

that the profit of the people<br />

who own London will be threatened.<br />

Most of what will change will be the<br />

mood music from city hall – even if it<br />

will be the harsh sounds of the rightwing<br />

dog whistle.<br />

You’ll miss Ken now he’s gone. He<br />

fought for a living wage in London<br />

£7.20 an hour, the European decency<br />

<strong>Socialist</strong> <strong>Standard</strong> <strong>June</strong> <strong>2008</strong><br />

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