Socialist Standard June 2008 - World Socialist Movement
Socialist Standard June 2008 - World Socialist Movement
Socialist Standard June 2008 - World Socialist Movement
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Does the election of a Tory mayor of London<br />
mean the end of civilisation as we know it<br />
Boris who<br />
I<br />
came back from attending the<br />
London elections count on the 2 nd<br />
of May, to find the following letter<br />
on my welcome mat, from a Labour<br />
Party member of my acquaintance.<br />
Dear Pik,<br />
As I write, Tories overhead are<br />
taking over my city. Otherwise<br />
civilised people, with a knowledge<br />
of Beethoven and Shakespeare, are<br />
trying to enact Tory policies. I am<br />
currently cowering in my cellar, with<br />
my Grandad’s old steel helmet on my<br />
head, and a phrase book of how to<br />
speak Tory. I have stockpiled on bully<br />
beef and powdered egg, and with<br />
my knife tied to a broomstick I am<br />
prepared to last out the rule of Boris<br />
Karloff – or whatever his name is.<br />
I remember our conversations, in<br />
those now far-off days of Labour rule,<br />
in which the sun always seemed to<br />
shine. You said, if I recall, that Boris<br />
is just a saloon bar bore – heartland<br />
Tory who believes in small government<br />
and just letting the rich get on<br />
with running their lives. Just look,<br />
you said, at his housing policy, he<br />
wants to end the requirement to have<br />
50 percent affordable housing (and<br />
no, I still don’t know what “affordable”<br />
actually means in practice, nor<br />
for whom they are supposed to be<br />
affordable) on all new building projects.<br />
Instead he promised to “work<br />
with the boroughs” in order to build<br />
the same 55,000 such new homes.<br />
In other words, he was going to allow<br />
Tory boroughs to refuse to allow<br />
low cost housing in their halcyon<br />
areas that might attract the likes<br />
who might vote Labour. Likewise<br />
his promise to promote building that<br />
won’t spoil existing views – protect<br />
the rich and drive the poor into already<br />
ugly ghettoes.<br />
I know I’ve spent the last few<br />
years talking up Labour’s increase in<br />
policing, and how that has cut crime.<br />
You said that crime always falls while<br />
the economy grows, and showed me<br />
graphs and stuff to prove it (do you<br />
always carry those round in your<br />
pocket); but Boris wants to cut the<br />
cost of policing, while at the same<br />
time putting more police on the tubes<br />
and buses. He wants to cut and cut<br />
taxes, and the expensive part of the<br />
mayoral budget is the police part. I<br />
know you said “how can Boris be<br />
tough on crime if there isn’t plenty<br />
of crime to be tough on”, and I agree<br />
that the Tories do try to have it both<br />
ways, but I was shocked when you<br />
said “look, the root cause of crime<br />
is free enterprise – so long as there<br />
are profits to be made, and entrepreneurs<br />
ready to enter the crime<br />
market, there will be blood.” How<br />
can you say such things when, under<br />
Labour, free enterprise has brought<br />
us such prosperity<br />
I know Ken Livingstone almost<br />
said as much, blaming the rise of<br />
teenage violent crime on his success<br />
in smashing the drugs networks (apparently,<br />
he reckons, with their foot<br />
soldiers in prison, the drugs barons<br />
just started recruiting a new generation).<br />
But, really, how could you possibly<br />
equate the likes of Shell or BAE<br />
with a bunch of violent hoodlums<br />
using violence to make money<br />
So what that Karloff will surround<br />
himself with are advisers he can<br />
delegate to – just like the way he ran<br />
the right-wing rag The Spectator. So,<br />
you reckon, that means that they’ll<br />
ensure that he stays within the law,<br />
and doesn’t do anything so disastrous<br />
that the profit of the people<br />
who own London will be threatened.<br />
Most of what will change will be the<br />
mood music from city hall – even if it<br />
will be the harsh sounds of the rightwing<br />
dog whistle.<br />
You’ll miss Ken now he’s gone. He<br />
fought for a living wage in London<br />
£7.20 an hour, the European decency<br />
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