Doctor Who: The Big Crunch - The History of the Doctor
Doctor Who: The Big Crunch - The History of the Doctor
Doctor Who: The Big Crunch - The History of the Doctor
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E.G. Wolverson<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Crunch</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong>y were up to. Old ladies shuffled along behind <strong>the</strong>ir unfilled shopping trolleys,<br />
lost in <strong>the</strong>ir hollow reveries; children played, as <strong>the</strong>y always will; and those<br />
plugging <strong>the</strong> years in between flitted urgently between shops, hunting for<br />
bargains but too unnerved to actually capitalise on any.<br />
<strong>The</strong> brown-suited man dusted himself down and started quizzically at<br />
his luminous yellow water-pistol, which appeared to have earned itself a cracked<br />
barrel in <strong>the</strong> fall. He shrugged his shoulders and stared silently at his companion,<br />
who returned <strong>the</strong> gesture.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Doctor</strong> stood to one side <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> entrance to Pillion and Pillion Building<br />
Society, Wilfred at <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r. And <strong>the</strong>n, with a lack <strong>of</strong> coordination that could<br />
be construed as comic, both charged through <strong>the</strong> doorway, water-pistols first.<br />
‘Nobody move!’ yelped Wilfred, his eyes clenched tightly shut and his<br />
own water pistol aimed in<strong>of</strong>fensively in <strong>the</strong> air, teetering on <strong>the</strong> edge <strong>of</strong><br />
discharge. When no reprisal came, Wilfred dared to open one eye.<br />
<strong>The</strong> bank was empty, save for one inanimate Cashier who looked like<br />
she’d been freeze-framed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Doctor</strong> pulled <strong>of</strong>f his stocking and strolled right up to <strong>the</strong><br />
Cashier’s window. <strong>The</strong> Cashier didn’t so much as flinch as <strong>the</strong> <strong>Doctor</strong> examined<br />
his reflection in <strong>the</strong> window, licked his hands and <strong>the</strong>n used his spittle to rebuild<br />
his usual bedhead <strong>of</strong> hair. ‘Do you know,’ he said to <strong>the</strong> Cashier indifferently,<br />
‘no-one would ever believe how much effort it takes to look this messy.’<br />
Still nothing.<br />
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