The Cadet. VMI Newspaper. December 21, 1936 - New Page 1 ...
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Exchange<br />
Girls who drink gin<br />
Are liable to sin<br />
Girls who drink water<br />
Go where they oughter.<br />
—Mississippian.<br />
Excerpts<br />
Where It Started<br />
After what seems to be extensive<br />
study, the De Paulian has traced<br />
down the originators ol our<br />
modern witticisms:<br />
Adam: "It's a great life if you<br />
don't weaken."<br />
Plutarch: "I'm sorry that I have<br />
no more lives to give for my country."<br />
Samson: 'Tm strong for you,<br />
kid."<br />
Jonah: "You can't keep a good<br />
man down."<br />
Cleopatra: "You're an easy Mark<br />
Antony."<br />
David: "<strong>The</strong> bigger they are, the<br />
harder they fall."<br />
Helen of Troy: "So this is Paris."<br />
Columbus: " I don't know where<br />
I'm going, but I'm on my way."<br />
Nero: "Keep the home fires<br />
burning."<br />
Solomon: "I love the ladies."<br />
Noah: "It floats."<br />
Methusalah: "<strong>The</strong> first hundred<br />
years are the hardest.<br />
Queen Elizabeth to Sir Walter<br />
Raleigh: "Keep your shirt on."<br />
Gather ye good grades while ye<br />
may,<br />
<strong>The</strong> second year is tougher;<br />
And this same prof that<br />
today<br />
Tomorrow may be rougher.<br />
That year is best<br />
first<br />
When stude and prof are stranger;<br />
It's not until he knows the worst<br />
That you're in any danger.<br />
—Parley-Vous.<br />
Woman's Campus<br />
You kissed and told,<br />
But that's all right.<br />
<strong>The</strong> man you told<br />
Called up last night.<br />
—Silver and Gold.<br />
Another parody on "<strong>The</strong> Night<br />
Before Christmas."<br />
Permission Par Excellence<br />
'Twas the night before exams,<br />
when all thru the house<br />
Not a creature was sleeping, not<br />
even a mouse.<br />
All down the hall and on top of<br />
the stairs<br />
Poor students were sitting on cushions<br />
and chairs.<br />
<strong>The</strong> faculty slumbered all snug in<br />
their beds<br />
While visions of flunk-slips danced<br />
thru their heads.<br />
And Jane with her Latin and I<br />
with my math<br />
Had sat there and studied 'till<br />
midnight and past!<br />
When we had both labored 'till<br />
wee hours so late<br />
We toddled to rest and left our<br />
fortunes to fate.<br />
Next morning we rose as soon as<br />
'twas light<br />
<strong>The</strong>n jangled the bell when the<br />
hour drew nigh<br />
Both of us uttered soft prayers to<br />
the sky,<br />
And grasping pencils and paper<br />
in both of our hands<br />
We rushed to the classroom and<br />
—flunked both exams!<br />
—<strong>The</strong> Harrisonburg Breeze<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is a story going around<br />
about that bootlegger who was<br />
raided by the state-police—and<br />
then turns around and sues the<br />
sheriff for breach of promise. —<br />
Mississipian.<br />
Gran Trecho . . .<br />
<strong>The</strong> difference between Spain<br />
and this country is that over here<br />
we tell little boys that when<br />
they grow up they will have a<br />
chance to become president. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
they are told that when they grow<br />
up they will have a chance at the<br />
president.—Davidsonian.<br />
"Stuff is a beautiful word," writes<br />
Henry Rago in the DePaulian,<br />
"because it means everything and<br />
is in the rings of Saturn, and what<br />
causes a comb to pick small pieces<br />
of paper when you get through<br />
combing your hair." Yes, this word<br />
certainly has the stuff.—Lenoir<br />
Rhynean.<br />
Three decidedly illuminated<br />
Britishers were traveling to London<br />
by train. As the train pulled<br />
to a stop at a station, one of the lit<br />
trio asked of his wall-eyed companion,<br />
"Is this Wembly" <strong>The</strong><br />
second souse shook his head somberly,<br />
"No, it's Thursday." <strong>The</strong><br />
third soak perked up considerably.<br />
"I'm Thursday too. Let's have a<br />
drink."—Technique.<br />
ed a silver loving cup for being<br />
Chem Crack . . .<br />
Little drops of acid<br />
Little bits of zinc<br />
Give us lots of learning<br />
But raise an awful stink.<br />
—Angustana Observer.<br />
voted the most valuable man in<br />
Claims Failure Is Not Due To<br />
Heredity<br />
Pittsburgh, Pa., ACP—Smashing<br />
common alibis such as "No one in<br />
our family could ever get mathmatics,"<br />
Dr. Carroll A. Whitmer, assistant<br />
professor of psychology at<br />
the University of Pittsburgh, ex<br />
plained that parents blame here<br />
dity for faults of children in order<br />
to escape the task of investigating<br />
to determine the real cause<br />
of failure.<br />
Children as well as adults use<br />
alibis to avoid criticisms, Dr. Whitmer<br />
maintained. "If it were possible<br />
to have a society in which<br />
smiles<br />
no criticism were offered or im<br />
plied, it would be possible to eliminiate<br />
alibis. Habits of thinking<br />
which is the<br />
and acting in ways to avoid deflation<br />
of the ego are as fundamental<br />
as any means of self-preservation.<br />
"Desire for prestige is a trait<br />
of man's fundamental nature," Dr.<br />
Whitmer said. "Prestige" may be<br />
gained by making an appearance<br />
of acting upon reason rather than<br />
impulse. Consequently, impulsive<br />
or emotional behavior is justified<br />
by alibis in order to make an appearance<br />
of reason.<br />
"One of the principal effects of<br />
alibis is that they defeat the real<br />
power of man's intellects. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
interfere with mental house cleaning.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y prevent a careful analysis<br />
of situations in which mistakes<br />
might give profitable experience<br />
that would lead to more intelligent<br />
conduct."<br />
"Brother Rat" Gains Success<br />
(Continued From <strong>Page</strong> 1)<br />
and all tickets through the Christmas<br />
season are gone. A number<br />
of cadets and their families have<br />
procured tickets and will see the<br />
play during furlough.<br />
<strong>The</strong> play will probably remain<br />
in <strong>New</strong> York during the Winter,<br />
and, if its success continues, will<br />
probably go on the road next summer.<br />
Warner Brothers motion picture<br />
company has an option on its<br />
movie rights, and, if the play becomes<br />
a decided hit, may make it<br />
into a film next year.<br />
Alumni<br />
Notes<br />
"Maxie" Bair, '36, visited<br />
last week.<br />
here<br />
Brooke Mallory, '29, is a doctor<br />
now and practices on the <strong>VMI</strong><br />
<strong>Cadet</strong>s.<br />
Stumpy Travers, '34, last heard<br />
from as Commandant at Fishburne,<br />
is taking an accounting course in<br />
Washington in preparation for service<br />
with the G-Men.<br />
According to a report from Mr.<br />
Sipolski, of the ROTC offices here,<br />
over one-third of the officers in<br />
the United States Marine Corps<br />
are <strong>VMI</strong> men.<br />
Don Heap, star halfback of<br />
Northwestern University, is flying<br />
high these days. He has been doing<br />
solo flying in the plane which<br />
he and four other students bought.<br />
Heap expects to apply for a private<br />
pilot's license soon.—ACP.<br />
nothing. Stuff is what elf-wings "Fatty" Clark, the 355-pound<br />
are made of, and cobwebs, and guard who played with the University<br />
of Arkansas in 1930 and '31,<br />
moonlight when it tangles in a<br />
baby's hair. Stuff is what makes was the largest college football<br />
a man stand up in the ring for player in the world.—(ACP.<br />
fifteen rounds when his eyes are<br />
full ot blood. Stuff la what is in Subscribe to the remaining issues<br />
of "<strong>The</strong> the Encyclopaedia Brltannica, what<br />
<strong>Cadet</strong>."<br />
Company D Takes Intramural<br />
Wrestling<br />
(Continued From <strong>Page</strong> S)<br />
He followed up his attack and was<br />
awarded a technical knockout in<br />
one minute and forty seconds of<br />
the first round. In the grand finale<br />
W. H. "Red" Echols, A Company<br />
had a slugfest with J. P. Larrick,<br />
F. Company. Echols worried Larrick<br />
with his unorthodox stance<br />
and took the bout on points. Larrick<br />
had a good left and showed<br />
prospects of becoming a top-notcher<br />
with a little coaching.<br />
Between two of the boxing<br />
matches, W. H. Moore was award-<br />
the basketball tournament. Moore<br />
led the individual scorers all season<br />
and was the sparkplug of F<br />
Company's team in every game.<br />
"Bootnose" Zimmerman was awarded<br />
a similar cup, being voted the<br />
most valuable man in the touch<br />
football tourney.<br />
Standing of the Companies in<br />
Wrestling:<br />
Co. Standing<br />
D First.<br />
C Second.<br />
A Third.<br />
E Fourth.<br />
B Fifth.<br />
F Sixth.<br />
Standing of the Companies in Boxing:<br />
Co. Standing<br />
C First.<br />
E Second.<br />
F Third.<br />
B Fourth.<br />
A Fifth.<br />
D Sixth.<br />
Dec. 18—<strong>The</strong> intramural rifle<br />
matches closed this afternoon. A<br />
great deal of interest was shown<br />
by all the men competing and some<br />
very good scores were turned in.<br />
<strong>The</strong> five highest were as follows:<br />
Travis, 1079; Stevens, 1078; O,-<br />
Hara, 1068; Wilson, J. W., 1033;<br />
Long, 1030.<br />
<strong>The</strong> final standing of all the<br />
teams is as follows:<br />
First, E Company—4168.<br />
Second, D Company—4020.<br />
Third, A Company—3871.<br />
Fourth, B Company—3870.<br />
Fifth, C Company—3847.<br />
Sixth, F Company—3778.<br />
With this beginning the Varsity<br />
Rifle Team is looking forward to<br />
an exceptionally fine season. Although<br />
it lost some good men last<br />
Finals there are some Third Classmen<br />
coming up that will find an<br />
opening on the team. Regular varsity<br />
practice will begin right after<br />
the Corps returns from furlough.<br />
All men interested in trying out<br />
for the team are invited to do so.<br />
Harriers Pick Spohr To Lead<br />
Team In 1937<br />
(Continued From <strong>Page</strong> E)<br />
workouts, but he was finally able<br />
to get in shape and placed high<br />
in all three meets. If he has no<br />
more trouble during the track seasons<br />
he should be able to make<br />
quite a name for himself by his<br />
work on the cinder paths.<br />
Looking Over <strong>The</strong> Southern<br />
Conference<br />
(Continued From <strong>Page</strong> 5)<br />
gey" finish to the wrestling account.<br />
To Company "E", fifth ranking<br />
company (or is it sixth) I extend<br />
my sincerest sympathies and humbly<br />
beg pardon for the mistake of<br />
my star intramural reporter. <strong>The</strong><br />
correction is that it was "E" Company<br />
and not "C" Company, which<br />
won the hectic struggle to keep out<br />
of the cellar position in intramural<br />
basketball. I will see to it<br />
personally that a mistake of this<br />
calibre does not occur again.<br />
And now with your permission,<br />
I take this opportunity to close my<br />
last column of <strong>1936</strong> by wishing one<br />
and all a very merry Christmas and<br />
a happy and successful new year.<br />
Little Cage Team Coached by<br />
Ramey<br />
(Continued From Pase 6)<br />
ment. <strong>The</strong>se daily games are of<br />
great benefit to both squads and<br />
help with the conditioning of the<br />
players. Although Major Ramey<br />
does not have as much material<br />
to work with as he did last season,,<br />
it is certain he will turn out<br />
a team which will give a good account<br />
of itself.<br />
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