The King Of Christmas - Just Out
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FASHION<br />
Astrology<br />
isElement-Ary<br />
Long before Netflix or the electric light, our ancestors<br />
turned to the heavens for their entertainment. <strong>The</strong> Sun,<br />
the moon, and stars became their TV and over time they<br />
got good at channel surfing. <strong>The</strong> ancients also enjoyed<br />
a good plot line, so intricate mythologies were spun to<br />
describe each constellation and like any episode of the<br />
OC, they were jam-packed with plenty of intrigue and<br />
loads of drama. Eventually this sky drama was brought<br />
down to earth in the form of the 12 sign zodiac, and imbued<br />
with the four elements of terra firma: Fire, earth,<br />
air and water.<br />
FIRE is life’s spark and fire signs are hot, sassy, frisky and free. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
firebrands want freedom to do what they please, but if they get the hots<br />
for someone, especially another fire sign, they are the quickest to shack<br />
up (think U-Haul gals).<br />
Aries is the first fire sign, and they hit you with a pow! <strong>The</strong>y’re fearless<br />
pioneers who can work a crowd. When Elton John came out publicly,<br />
it damaged him, but he kept coming back like a refurbished jet. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
guys have an assertive, masculine streak, and even the ladies look good<br />
in tight jeans.<br />
Leo is next, and they seem to draw you to them like cold hands to a warm<br />
hearth or a flat screen TV during premier week. <strong>The</strong>y’re arduous lovers<br />
and very loyal. Delta Burke is one Leo cat who fought tooth and nail for<br />
LGBT rights, not just for her fans but also for her lesbian sister.<br />
Sagittarius is the most restless fire sign. <strong>The</strong>y’re half horsey so they need<br />
wide open spaces. <strong>The</strong>y crave travel and adore hobnobbing with foreigners.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y’re uncomfortable in their own shoes (unless they’re dancing)<br />
and want to try on your moccasins. SAG award winner Felicity Huffman<br />
easily slipped into the shoes of a pre-op transgender woman in the film<br />
Transamerica.<br />
EARTH is stable, cautious, practical and surprisingly sensual. It takes<br />
time for earth signs to be intimate, but once you go out with them you<br />
become their property. What these folks lack in PDA’s, they make up for<br />
in practical ways like fixing your water heater.<br />
Earthy Taurus is pretty stubborn, but luckily they’re huggable, snuggable<br />
and squeezably soft. This sign is packed with gay icons like Cher, Babs<br />
and Grace Jones, along with “<strong>King</strong> of Trash” John Waters.<br />
Virgo is a nervous earth sign that seems like a canary in the coal mine<br />
with regard to the latest flu bug or elevated pollen count, but they are<br />
extremely smart and meticulous in how they look after you. Lily Tomlin<br />
is my fave Virgo/Lesbo combo.<br />
Capricorn is a rags-to-riches sign that contains one of the biggest fag<br />
hags. Dolly Parton says she loves makeup so much that if she were born a<br />
man, she’d be a drag queen. David Bowie has some sugar too.<br />
AIR is the intellectual element that focuses less on practicality and more<br />
on possibility. <strong>The</strong>se signs are fun talkers and extremely bright. <strong>The</strong>y relate<br />
to anyone and make you feel comfortable just being you. <strong>The</strong>y seem<br />
so relaxed in social settings that coming out for them might seem like a<br />
breeze.<br />
Gemini is the “double your pleasure, double your fun” air sign that<br />
makes you giggle to tears, but sometimes their bad twin spoils the fun<br />
by eating too many Jell-O shots. Boy George has been down that road.<br />
Airy Libra tries to cultivate harmony and find a life partner all in one<br />
fell swoop. <strong>The</strong>ir ruler Venus makes them look good (just think of your<br />
Continues on page 55<br />
PHOTOGRAPHY Horace Long | TEXT Miss Tammy Whynot<br />
MAKE-UP Viridiana Cervantes | ART DIRECTION <strong>Just</strong>in Warner<br />
MODEL Fire & Earth, Pagen Holliday | MODEL Air & Water, Miss Tammy Whynot<br />
54 <strong>Just</strong><strong>Out</strong>.com December 2012