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Happy Endings "<strong>Yesandwitch</strong>" [203] 12.<br />

Shooting Script (Full Blue) 08/17/11 (II)<br />

FADE IN:<br />

ACT TWO<br />

7 INT. PENNY & ALEX’S CONDO - DAY (DAY 2)<br />

7<br />

Dave and Alex <strong>co</strong>mfort Penny.<br />

Dana breezes in.<br />

ALEX<br />

Chris is such a jerk, I’ve never<br />

liked him. Except that time he took<br />

us to that awesome <strong>co</strong>rn maze at the<br />

State Fair. That was legit.<br />

(then)<br />

But this is un-legit. Illegit<br />

PENNY<br />

How <strong>co</strong>uld my mom not tell me this<br />

DAVE<br />

If I can use an example from my<br />

ancestors, it’s sort of like the<br />

story of the rabbit and the bear.<br />

ALEX<br />

What happens<br />

DAVE<br />

Well, it’s like...the rabbit learned<br />

that the bear did something and<br />

didn’t tell him about it I can’t<br />

remember where it goes, but I know<br />

it’s how we got the moon.<br />

DANA<br />

Hey, Dave! How’d the research go<br />

DAVE<br />

I’m 1/16th Navajo.<br />

DANA<br />

Well, <strong>co</strong>ngrats! And let me offer<br />

you a belated apology for stealing<br />

this land from your noble people. *<br />

(CONTINUED)

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