RIS Echo Edition 2
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RIDDLES, REVIEWS, & ADVICE<br />
Riddle: What word in<br />
the English Language is<br />
always spelled<br />
incorrectly<br />
Answer: Incorrectly<br />
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Riddle: Poor people<br />
have it. Rich people<br />
need it. If you eat it you<br />
die. What is it<br />
Answer: Nothing<br />
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Riddle: In a one-story green<br />
house, there was a green person, a<br />
green cat, a green fish, a green<br />
computer, a green chair, a green<br />
table, a green telephone, a green<br />
Staff Writer: Arva Bulut<br />
shower– everything was green!<br />
What color were the stairs<br />
Answer: There weren’t any stairs,<br />
it was a one story house!<br />
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Riddle: What has 4 eyes but can’t<br />
see<br />
Answer: Mississippi<br />
Riddle: Mr. Blue lives in<br />
the blue house, Mr. Pink<br />
lives in the pink house, and<br />
Mr. Brown lives in the<br />
brown house. Who lives in<br />
the white house<br />
Answer: The president of<br />
the United States!<br />
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Riddle: : How do you make the<br />
number one disappear<br />
Answer: Add the letter G and it’s<br />
“GONE”!<br />
<strong>Echo</strong> Jokes<br />
Staff Writer: Bilgesu Balci<br />
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb<br />
"to walk" in simple present.<br />
The student: I walk. You walk ....<br />
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.<br />
The student: I run. You run ...<br />
"I was born in California."<br />
"Which part"<br />
"All of me.”<br />
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.<br />
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.<br />
A: Why are you crying<br />
B: The elephant is dead.<br />
A: Was he your pet<br />
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his<br />
grave.<br />
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with<br />
an "I".<br />
Student: I is the....<br />
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I".<br />
Always put 'am' after an "I".<br />
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the<br />
alphabet.<br />
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