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RIDDLES, REVIEWS, & ADVICE<br />

Riddle: What word in<br />

the English Language is<br />

always spelled<br />

incorrectly<br />

Answer: Incorrectly<br />

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Riddle: Poor people<br />

have it. Rich people<br />

need it. If you eat it you<br />

die. What is it<br />

Answer: Nothing<br />

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Riddle: In a one-story green<br />

house, there was a green person, a<br />

green cat, a green fish, a green<br />

computer, a green chair, a green<br />

table, a green telephone, a green<br />

Staff Writer: Arva Bulut<br />

shower– everything was green!<br />

What color were the stairs<br />

Answer: There weren’t any stairs,<br />

it was a one story house!<br />

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Riddle: What has 4 eyes but can’t<br />

see<br />

Answer: Mississippi<br />

Riddle: Mr. Blue lives in<br />

the blue house, Mr. Pink<br />

lives in the pink house, and<br />

Mr. Brown lives in the<br />

brown house. Who lives in<br />

the white house<br />

Answer: The president of<br />

the United States!<br />

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Riddle: : How do you make the<br />

number one disappear<br />

Answer: Add the letter G and it’s<br />

“GONE”!<br />

<strong>Echo</strong> Jokes<br />

Staff Writer: Bilgesu Balci<br />

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb<br />

"to walk" in simple present.<br />

The student: I walk. You walk ....<br />

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.<br />

The student: I run. You run ...<br />

"I was born in California."<br />

"Which part"<br />

"All of me.”<br />

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.<br />

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.<br />

A: Why are you crying<br />

B: The elephant is dead.<br />

A: Was he your pet<br />

B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his<br />

grave.<br />

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with<br />

an "I".<br />

Student: I is the....<br />

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I".<br />

Always put 'am' after an "I".<br />

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the<br />

alphabet.<br />

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