GCSE_Lit_Poetry_Anthology_FINAL_FOR_WEB
GCSE_Lit_Poetry_Anthology_FINAL_FOR_WEB
GCSE_Lit_Poetry_Anthology_FINAL_FOR_WEB
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Postcard from a Travel Snob<br />
I do not wish that anyone were here.<br />
This place is not a holiday resort<br />
with karaoke nights and pints of beer<br />
for drunken tourist types – perish the thought.<br />
5 This is a peaceful place, untouched by man –<br />
not like your seaside-town-consumer-hell.<br />
I’m sleeping in a local farmer’s van –<br />
it’s great. There’s not a guest house or hotel<br />
within a hundred miles. Nobody speaks<br />
10 English (apart from me, and rest assured,<br />
I’m not your sun-and-sangria-two-weekssmall-minded-package-philistine-abroad).<br />
When you’re as multi-cultural as me,<br />
your friends become wine connoisseurs, not drunks.<br />
15 I’m not a British tourist in the sea;<br />
I am an anthropologist in trunks.<br />
Sophie Hannah<br />
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